A green portal appears on Planet Pandora. SEAL Team Ricks steps out of it and find themselves in a city. All of the buildings and robots walking around has the words HYPERION on them. Next to them is the sign: WELCOME TO OPPORTUNITY, MADE BY HANDSOME JACK! ...and Hyperion.
"This place is reeking with corporate assholes."
"Yeah tell me about it. Could you imagine being one of them?"
"Would blow my head off." The Ricks all laugh. They were sent to deal with Mortys killing Ricks. Though none of them are that concern as killing Mortys are pretty easy to do for them. That was when they all look to at an Elven Morty marching towards them. He takes out a sword while pulling something on his back.
"Look at that. It's an Elf Morty. This easier than I thought." One of the Ricks mocks him as his other versions laugh.
"Yeah what's he going to do, ask us to repent for his forest gods?" The other Rick laughs when he is shot in the neck. The SEALS are shocked and realize he has a rifle. One of them grabs the Rick bleeding as the others take out their weapons and fire at Elf Morty, who ducks from the shots and jumps behind barricades for cover.
"When the fuck did Elf Mortys use guns?!" One of them shouts. Weren't Elves supposed to do magic and shit?
"Don't know, don't care, keep firing!" The commander orders as they keep trying to shoot the brat. Luckily the medic of the group sticks a syringe and injects anti-bullet juice which fixes the Rick's neck. The robots are getting reports of shooters, so Hyperion bots go towards the sounds.
"HANDSOME JACK SAYS ALL NON-HYPERION PERSONNAL CARRYING WEAPONS ARE SUBJECT TO A 12 HOUR BEATING!" The giant robot said and punches one of the Ricks, smashing him to the ground. The other Ricks fire at these robots. Seeing them distracted, Elf Morty runs out the barricade and runs towards the SEALs. One of the Ricks takes out a knife and goes for a stab but Elf Morty blocks it with his own dagger. The others are busy with Hyperion robots.
"Keep them distracted. I'm almost to the top!" Ghost is speaking through the elf's earpiece as he and Riley are running upstairs. "Richest city on the planet and they can't fix a damn elevator?!"
Knife Rick grabs Morty's right arm, which is holding his dagger, and dives the knife into Morty's shoulder. The elf screams in pain, especially as Rick make sure to worsen the wound by deepening the knife into it. The City Elf drops his dagger and catches it with his other hand and stabs Rick in the chest.
"Goddamnit S-23!" One of the Ricks shout as him and the squad has dismantle all of the robots, only to see one of their teammates collapse with a dagger in his chest. "We are going to be a laughing stock if we fail!"
"On it!" One of the Ricks fire his rifle at Morty Tabris and he tries to dodge the bullets. However one of them hits his leg and he falls down. Medic Rick grabs S-23 and pulls out a syringe with anti-stabbing juice.
Ghost Morty kicks the door to the roof and he runs to the ledge and can see Tabris in danger. He takes out a sniper rifle and prepares to aim at one of the four Ricks. Wait… four Ricks?
"The hell? Star Soldier said there are five Ricks in the SEALS." Ghost wonders out loud. So where is the 5th Rick? Riley's barking is the only warning when something climbs on his back and he blocks a knife attached to the attacker's arm.
"PICKLE RICK!"
Morty Tabris is crawling away when the four Ricks surround the downed Morty. They aim their guns at the elf, ready to finish him off. That was when a bullet pierces S-23 skull and he dies before he hits the ground. The Ricks are distracted from one of their teammates dying out of nowhere. This gives Morty Tabris enough time to take his sword and stab Medic Rick in the crotch. The pain makes him kneel. "AH! Who the hell stabs people in the di-"
Elf Morty then takes his dagger and stabs him through the head. One of the Ricks barely dodges another bullet and shouts at his two teammates. "Take cover!"
They run and hide behind cover while trying to shoot Morty. This allows Morty to get up and runs away from them. He dives and hide behind a pillar. This blocks the bullets. The elf speaks through the earpiece. "Thank you, Ghost!"
"Gah! That wasn't me! I'm dealing with this asshole!"
"PICKLE RICK!"
"Shut up! That meme died years ago!" The line goes dark and now Morty Tabris wants to know who assisted him. On top of the skyscraper, Ghost throws Pickle Rick and Riley jumps to bite down on the living pickle.
"Let go!"
Riley lets go of Pickle Rick by throwing him in the air. Ghost aims his magnum and takes a shoot, turning Pickle Rick into juice. He turns around and looks at the ledge to search for Tabris' savior. That is when he sees someone on another building aiming their sniper rifle at the Ricks. He can't see who it is and it appears there is a bird on their shoulder. The bird dives down and attacks one of the Ricks. He tries to swat the bird but steps out of cover.
"Get it off! Get it-" Rick is headshot, leaving two Ricks left. One of them sees the bird fly back to it's owner.
"This is great. We are losing to fucking Mortys!" One of the Ricks complains to the other Rick, whose right arm morphs into a laser cannon.
"Not for long." He said and gets out of cover to fire a giant laser out of his arm. Elf Morty rolls out of the way when the laser slices through the pillars of a building, destroying it's foundation. The building topples and hits the one next it. Morty shouts as those buildings were where Ghost and their savior at.
"Ghost!" He runs to the debris but a hammer hits him on the side, knocking him aside. The lightning hammer flies back to Rick and grabs it.
"Nice job, Rick. Let's finish this and report to the council." Him and the Cyborg Rick walk to Morty Tabris. Cyborg aims his laser arm at him. His cannon charges, glowing crimson. That was when a bullet hits the cannon. He begins to freak out when static comes out of it.
"SHIT! YOU FUCKING-"
A big explosion knocks them both away from each other while Cyborg Rick disintegrated. Ghost and Riley run out of the smoke and kneels to his alternative elven self. He is injured and needs medical attention. The bird flies out of the smoke and goes to Medic Rick's bag and pulls out a vial. He flies to the downed elf and drops the vial into Ghost's hand. He looks at the vial and reads it out loud. "Anti-burns?"
The Ghost injects it into the City Elf and his burnt marks are disappearing. This is healing him. The bird lands on the stranger's arm, who steps out of the smoke. He takes a swing of his beer. "Good to see you are alright."
"Thank the Maker you came." Morty Tabris said to the stranger, who kneels next to them. He takes off his googles and checks on both of them. "You look okay Ghost. Your wounds are healing as well."
"Father?" Morty Tabris said with confusion and Ghost realize this is Jerry Smith, his father. Dirty with a goatee but that smile is still there.
"Heh. Sorry but I'm not your father."
"Right... You are from another reality."
"Your actually in it. Welcome to Pandora. This is Talon. You can think of me as a hunter." The Birdman greets both of the Mortys and his best friend. He looks at the Rick corpses and notices one of them is moving. "WATCH OUT!"
Jerry tackles Ghost to dodge a bolt of lightning. Thor Rick growls as he stands up. "Now a Jerry?! What the fuck is going on!?"
Ghost and Jerry get up and look at eachother. The soldier takes out a desert eagle and combat knife. "Ready to rip him apart?"
"Thought you never asked." Jerry answers and takes out a machete.
Both of them run at Rick, who is spinning his mighty hammer. That was when Riley chomps into his arm and is holding on to him. The dog digs his sharp teeth into his arm. This distracts Rick enough for Jerry to slice off Rick's arm, still holding Mjolnir and Riley drops it while Ghost fires two bullets into Rick's chest and knife through his neck. Rick coughs up blood but is still glaring at them. He clutches his remaining arm into a fist with static coming off it. He uppercuts Ghost which sends him flying and crashes next to Tabris. The last SEAL team Rick roars even as blood comes out of his wounds and mouth. He grabs Jerry by the neck and kicks Riley away. Rick electrocutes Jerry, enjoying his screams.
"Even as some hobo hunter, you are still just a Jerry."
"Yeah! But I still have something you don't have!"
"Heh." Thor Rick gives him a final saying before he kills him. "And what is that?"
"Friends!" Talon lands on Rick's shoulder and pecks his eyeball off while Morty Tabris stabs through his other eye. Thor Rick lets go of Jerry and tries to hit anyone even though he is blind. Jerry coughs a bit and picks up a machete. He slices Rick's head off, decapitation style. Ghost and Riley stand next to Ghost and Jerry, though he and his partner are injured from the battle.
"Excellent job you two." Hunter Jerry congratulates them when a barking has his attention. "Sorry, I meant you three."
"You have our gratitude. Ahem Jerry Smith, who contacted you to assist us?"
"You can thank Star Soldier. He helped me with something. This is me returning the favor. Plus he promised a new gun." Jerry explains while Ghost picks Thor Rick's body and notices something beeping in his pocket. He picks it up and freaks out. He slams it on the ground, breaking it.
"This is bad. That was a distress beacon. We may be getting reinforcements any minute now." Ghost reloads his weapons as well as Jerry. Morty Tabris looks up and notices something falling from the sky.
"Guys." The elf gets their attention and they see a giant robot crash into the city. All of them are knocked off their feet but they get up and prepare to take on this mech. Five voices shout from it.
"GO GO TEAM IT'S GOTRON TIME!"
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