OFF PLANET
Julie had managed to convince General Hammond to let Carter take her to Jack's house. She used the argument that comparing her house with his would be scientific research. It didn't hurt that Carter was excited to record the number of differences between the to universes.
When they pulled up to the driveway Julie commented, "Same place, same house on the outside at least."
Both of the women got out of Carter's car and went inside. Sam stood in the foyer and watched Julie look around.
"It's not much different, actually. I don't have up family pictures except for pictures of the team and people of the base." Sam followed her into the kitchen where she continued; "Well his kitchen is pretty much the same except I have more baking pans."
Julie turned to Sam looked surprised, "What? I can't bake? And it looks like Jack cooks on occasion. I bake and cook to get rid of stress. He probably does the same. Though, because of going off world so much it is sometimes months between cooking."
"I know what you mean, Ma'am, not that I can cook but I kill a lot of plants that way."
"I used to keep plants but it got to be to much hassle so I never bought any more when the last batch died. Besides, I get to see a lot of plants at my cabin."
"You go fishing?"
"Sure, it's relaxing. I have this great cabin in Minnesota that my uncle left me. I used to spend summers up there. Best time of my life."
"Do you catch a lot of fish?"
The Colonel looked at her sourly, "It's not about the fish, it's about..."
"I know, the act of fishing."
"Guess you heard this before."
"Yes, Ma'am."
Sam followed Julie up the stairs to his bedroom. After looking around at the bedroom and bath Julie observed, "Now here we have a big difference. Of course I have more colorful linens. There is no bubble bath, oils, skin care and makeup." She started looking through the dresser, "And boy are the clothes different." She held up a pair of boxers with a big grin, "And I don't know about you but I have quite the Victoria's Secret collection. Wonder if he's looking at it and how he feels about it?"
Sam snorted, "I like to be "girly" underneath, too."
"I was always a tomboy and was definitely not into frilly but it's nice to feel like a woman underneath."
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Jack had opened a dresser drawer and gaped at the contents. He reached in and picked up a bit of silk that he "guessed" was a pair of panties, but there was sure as hell not much to the garment. He held it up with his fingertips and turned to Carter with a look of sheer horror on his face, "Carter."
Sam turned and his mouth dropped open, "Colonel?" Sam went over and looked in the drawer. "No offence, Sir, but I so wished you hadn't shown me this. I will never be able to look at her again with out picturing her wearing these. Things are hard enough without..."
Jack replaced the item in the drawer and slammed it shut, "Sorry, Carter, I know what you mean. I'm glad that I don't know what my Carter wears under her BDU's. OK, I SO want to return to the base now."
"I'm with you there, Sir."
~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~
The next morning found Julie O'Neill in the embarkation room watching Carter and some airmen loading equipment into the MALP. Daniel came rushing in adjusting the straps on his equipment, "Sorry, I was doing some research..."
"Well, Daniel, I guess having been ascended hasn't helped your since of time passing, has it?"
"Very funny, Julie."
"I thought so."
When Carter and the airmen were done the address of the planet was dialed up and the MALP sent through. When the camera had panned the area and saw no hostiles they heard General Hammond say, "You have a go, SG-1."
As Julie was almost at the top of the ramp she turned and waved at the General then turned back to the team and said, "So, off to Oz, kids."
~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~
Jack stood watching Carter and an airman loading equipment into the MALP. He heard a deep voice beside him.
"You do not appear rested, O'Neill."
"I'm not, T. I kept having these dreams about being in drag."
"What is drag, O'Neill?"
Jack cocked his head to the side and with a little smile he said, "It's when a man dresses in women's clothing."
"I do not understand, O'Neill, why do you wish to dress in women's clothing?"
"I don't, it's just when we went to Julie's and I saw her underwear, it's just so...famine."
"JulietO'Neill is indeed a female, why should she not wear famine clothing?"
"Well, she should, except she's me...only not me...hell, I don't know, T, it just creeped me out."
~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~
They had all appeared through the event horizon with weapons ready, just in case.
"T, you and I will sweep and secure the area and, Daniel, you help Carter with...whatever Carter is going to do."
After their sweep of the area Julie and Teal'c came back to the gate to find Carter running tests and Daniel handing her things a lot like a scrub nurse. Teal'c stood on guard and continually scanned the area and Julie sat on the steps and leaned back on her elbows. After a couple of minutes she said, "Carter?"
"Ma'am," Sam said without looking up from her work.
"Bored here, when are you going to be done?"
Daniel and Sam glanced at each other and both snickered.
"I heard that!"
"It shouldn't be much longer, Ma'am, but you know I have to get accurate measurements or who knows where you'll end up."
"I know, Carter, but you know I hate waiting."
"Yes, Ma'am."
~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~
When SG-1 came back through the wormhole General Hammond was at the bottom of the ramp waiting, "Welcome back, SG-1, how did it go?"
Jack gave Hammond one of his little smiles, "Let's see, we went, Carter scanned, measured, and...whatever, I was bored, we came back."
The General shook his head with a little smile, "Very well, go get cleaned up, checked out in the infirmary and debriefing is in two hours."
Jack actually hustled to the infirmary, looking forward to seeing Fraser again. When he came through the door she smiled at him and said, "There's my favorite Colonel. After the last visit I using my smallest needles."
"If I had know that I would have been kissing my Doc for years."
"Well, that certainly been her loss."
~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~
Julie looked at the sign to make sure that it said "Women's looker room" before she entered. She went in to find Daniel coming around the lockers wearing only a towel. They both stopped and looked at each other shocked. Julie was the first one to break the silence.
"I swear it said women's."
"Probably someone's idea of a joke."
"Yes, I'll be..." Daniel caught her looking at his chest confused before she turned to leave.
"Julie?" When she faced him he continued, "Is something wrong?"
"No, my Daniel had ...a couple of scars on his chest."
"When I...descended...I no longer had any scars."
She smiled, "Beats the hell out of plastic surgery."
"Julie?"
"Daniel?"
"Just how much of me...him DID you see?"
She looked at the floor, "Well, you know, with away missions..."
"Yeah, but I have never seen Sam naked."
"I never said that I have seen my Daniel naked."
"Did you?"
Julie was still looking at the floor before finally looking up at him and gave a little shrug.
"So, we, you, had and intimate relationship?"
"Well, I wouldn't exactly call it a relationship. The was drunkenness, emotional pain...you know."
"So, it was just was the one time."
Julie blushed, "Twice, actually. The first time was just before the first trip to Abydos. I was suicidal and drunk and I pretty much accosted him. The other time was right after Sha're was killed."
"Yes, I can see that happening."
Just then Sam came in, "Umm..."
"Someone thought it was funny to switch the sign and I walked in on Daniel. We're going to give you a couple of minutes, OK, Daniel."
He nodded and Sam and Julie went out into the hallway.
"You know, Carter, to bad we didn't have a camera, most of the women on the base would have paid to have a picture of that."
Sam giggled, "We could get our own calendar together."
"Gotta have Teal'c on it."
They entertained themselves making nominations until Daniel came out.
Julie had managed to convince General Hammond to let Carter take her to Jack's house. She used the argument that comparing her house with his would be scientific research. It didn't hurt that Carter was excited to record the number of differences between the to universes.
When they pulled up to the driveway Julie commented, "Same place, same house on the outside at least."
Both of the women got out of Carter's car and went inside. Sam stood in the foyer and watched Julie look around.
"It's not much different, actually. I don't have up family pictures except for pictures of the team and people of the base." Sam followed her into the kitchen where she continued; "Well his kitchen is pretty much the same except I have more baking pans."
Julie turned to Sam looked surprised, "What? I can't bake? And it looks like Jack cooks on occasion. I bake and cook to get rid of stress. He probably does the same. Though, because of going off world so much it is sometimes months between cooking."
"I know what you mean, Ma'am, not that I can cook but I kill a lot of plants that way."
"I used to keep plants but it got to be to much hassle so I never bought any more when the last batch died. Besides, I get to see a lot of plants at my cabin."
"You go fishing?"
"Sure, it's relaxing. I have this great cabin in Minnesota that my uncle left me. I used to spend summers up there. Best time of my life."
"Do you catch a lot of fish?"
The Colonel looked at her sourly, "It's not about the fish, it's about..."
"I know, the act of fishing."
"Guess you heard this before."
"Yes, Ma'am."
Sam followed Julie up the stairs to his bedroom. After looking around at the bedroom and bath Julie observed, "Now here we have a big difference. Of course I have more colorful linens. There is no bubble bath, oils, skin care and makeup." She started looking through the dresser, "And boy are the clothes different." She held up a pair of boxers with a big grin, "And I don't know about you but I have quite the Victoria's Secret collection. Wonder if he's looking at it and how he feels about it?"
Sam snorted, "I like to be "girly" underneath, too."
"I was always a tomboy and was definitely not into frilly but it's nice to feel like a woman underneath."
~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~
Jack had opened a dresser drawer and gaped at the contents. He reached in and picked up a bit of silk that he "guessed" was a pair of panties, but there was sure as hell not much to the garment. He held it up with his fingertips and turned to Carter with a look of sheer horror on his face, "Carter."
Sam turned and his mouth dropped open, "Colonel?" Sam went over and looked in the drawer. "No offence, Sir, but I so wished you hadn't shown me this. I will never be able to look at her again with out picturing her wearing these. Things are hard enough without..."
Jack replaced the item in the drawer and slammed it shut, "Sorry, Carter, I know what you mean. I'm glad that I don't know what my Carter wears under her BDU's. OK, I SO want to return to the base now."
"I'm with you there, Sir."
~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~
The next morning found Julie O'Neill in the embarkation room watching Carter and some airmen loading equipment into the MALP. Daniel came rushing in adjusting the straps on his equipment, "Sorry, I was doing some research..."
"Well, Daniel, I guess having been ascended hasn't helped your since of time passing, has it?"
"Very funny, Julie."
"I thought so."
When Carter and the airmen were done the address of the planet was dialed up and the MALP sent through. When the camera had panned the area and saw no hostiles they heard General Hammond say, "You have a go, SG-1."
As Julie was almost at the top of the ramp she turned and waved at the General then turned back to the team and said, "So, off to Oz, kids."
~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~
Jack stood watching Carter and an airman loading equipment into the MALP. He heard a deep voice beside him.
"You do not appear rested, O'Neill."
"I'm not, T. I kept having these dreams about being in drag."
"What is drag, O'Neill?"
Jack cocked his head to the side and with a little smile he said, "It's when a man dresses in women's clothing."
"I do not understand, O'Neill, why do you wish to dress in women's clothing?"
"I don't, it's just when we went to Julie's and I saw her underwear, it's just so...famine."
"JulietO'Neill is indeed a female, why should she not wear famine clothing?"
"Well, she should, except she's me...only not me...hell, I don't know, T, it just creeped me out."
~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~
They had all appeared through the event horizon with weapons ready, just in case.
"T, you and I will sweep and secure the area and, Daniel, you help Carter with...whatever Carter is going to do."
After their sweep of the area Julie and Teal'c came back to the gate to find Carter running tests and Daniel handing her things a lot like a scrub nurse. Teal'c stood on guard and continually scanned the area and Julie sat on the steps and leaned back on her elbows. After a couple of minutes she said, "Carter?"
"Ma'am," Sam said without looking up from her work.
"Bored here, when are you going to be done?"
Daniel and Sam glanced at each other and both snickered.
"I heard that!"
"It shouldn't be much longer, Ma'am, but you know I have to get accurate measurements or who knows where you'll end up."
"I know, Carter, but you know I hate waiting."
"Yes, Ma'am."
~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~
When SG-1 came back through the wormhole General Hammond was at the bottom of the ramp waiting, "Welcome back, SG-1, how did it go?"
Jack gave Hammond one of his little smiles, "Let's see, we went, Carter scanned, measured, and...whatever, I was bored, we came back."
The General shook his head with a little smile, "Very well, go get cleaned up, checked out in the infirmary and debriefing is in two hours."
Jack actually hustled to the infirmary, looking forward to seeing Fraser again. When he came through the door she smiled at him and said, "There's my favorite Colonel. After the last visit I using my smallest needles."
"If I had know that I would have been kissing my Doc for years."
"Well, that certainly been her loss."
~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~
Julie looked at the sign to make sure that it said "Women's looker room" before she entered. She went in to find Daniel coming around the lockers wearing only a towel. They both stopped and looked at each other shocked. Julie was the first one to break the silence.
"I swear it said women's."
"Probably someone's idea of a joke."
"Yes, I'll be..." Daniel caught her looking at his chest confused before she turned to leave.
"Julie?" When she faced him he continued, "Is something wrong?"
"No, my Daniel had ...a couple of scars on his chest."
"When I...descended...I no longer had any scars."
She smiled, "Beats the hell out of plastic surgery."
"Julie?"
"Daniel?"
"Just how much of me...him DID you see?"
She looked at the floor, "Well, you know, with away missions..."
"Yeah, but I have never seen Sam naked."
"I never said that I have seen my Daniel naked."
"Did you?"
Julie was still looking at the floor before finally looking up at him and gave a little shrug.
"So, we, you, had and intimate relationship?"
"Well, I wouldn't exactly call it a relationship. The was drunkenness, emotional pain...you know."
"So, it was just was the one time."
Julie blushed, "Twice, actually. The first time was just before the first trip to Abydos. I was suicidal and drunk and I pretty much accosted him. The other time was right after Sha're was killed."
"Yes, I can see that happening."
Just then Sam came in, "Umm..."
"Someone thought it was funny to switch the sign and I walked in on Daniel. We're going to give you a couple of minutes, OK, Daniel."
He nodded and Sam and Julie went out into the hallway.
"You know, Carter, to bad we didn't have a camera, most of the women on the base would have paid to have a picture of that."
Sam giggled, "We could get our own calendar together."
"Gotta have Teal'c on it."
They entertained themselves making nominations until Daniel came out.