Chapter 3
"Take a picture, it'll last longer," Draco replied looking annoyed.
Amy blushed and looked away. "I wasn't staring," she defended. Draco turned to look at her and raised one of his eyebrows. Damn, I have to learn how to do that.
"Does it comes to your brain that you are sitting next to me?" he asked and smirked as Amy blushed again.
Suddenly a ball of paper hit Amy right in her face. "Ugh, what idiot threw this?!" she looked around fanatically to look who did it. She picked up the ball of paper and opened it.
- Isn't this great? I learned this in Charms class, seems that the little dwarf likes us Gryffindors. Hehe, don't worry about throwing it all the way to me, because I can do this-
Suddenly, the sheet of paper was pulled out of her hands and flew with abnormally great speed towards Virginia, who looked at her with a look that said clearly; look-what-I-can-do-and-you-can't. Then the sheet of paper was hurled towards her. And it hit her square in the face, again.
- Aren't you just jealous of what I learned? Alright what I wanted to tell you; stop gaping like a fish at that blonde boy. I know he's hot, but my god. You are completely smitten with that bloke! Signal me if you wrote your reply.
Amy glared at it and pulled out her pen. She still wasn't used to those quills and she scribbled quickly the reply. She looked at Virginia as she pulled her finger on her. Virginia gaped and frowned; retreating the note.
Virginia opened her note and was still frowning.
- Don't you ever, ever attack me again with a hurling sheet of paper! And as for your 'observation' I am not smitten with the bloke. Gods, I have morals you know. I do not 'smitten' a bloke if I only know him for one day.
Virginia wrote down her reply with a pink pen. She thought quills were nasty little buggers, they decided to break down when writing down notes. She pulled her wand and muttered the spell under her breath. "Waddiwasi!" She smirked widely as it hit Amy again in her face.
Amy on the other hand was not happy. She picked the paper up rather roughly and opened it.
- Yes, you only 'smitten' a bloke when you have known him for 2 days. But please, do us all a favor and stare at him when you come across him in the hallway.
Amy pouted and wrote back. Once she was finished, she gave Virginia the finger again. The note was now flying towards her again.
Virginia opened the note and read what interesting and witty reply Amy could come up with.
- But I do stare at him in the hallways, it's not like I can't help it. And stop hitting me in the face!
She giggled and wrote back her reply. She said the spell again and for the fourth time that day, it hit Amy in the face.
Amy glared daggers at Virginia and was about to blow up when she saw someone's hand grabbing her note and opening it. Amy's eyes widened when she saw Draco opening the note.
Virginia noticed this to, and didn't want to embarrass her friend, or herself. She nudged Ginny in her side. "Do something Ginny!" she pleaded. Ginny had followed this whole ordeal and quickly pulled her own wand.
"Let's hope my aim isn't that pathetic. Incendio!" she waved her wand and the note burned up into purple flames.
"Aah! My hand is on fire! Aah!" Draco yelled and waved his hand that was on fire everywhere. Amy ducked the incoming firehand, grabbed her butterbeer and dumped it over his hand.
The flames were out and Draco let out a sign of relieve. Then he glared so evilly that everyone who had watched the whole scene, shut up and returned to their own business.
"I'll get you for who did this to me," he threatened and sat down. Amy had an expression on her face that was a mixture of pure horror and just plain amused.
"Serve's you right for stealing my note," she said to him.
When lunch was over, they all got to their own classes. Each and every one of them was bored, until Virginia had one last class to go to, and Ginny wasn't in it.
"Potions ... where the heck is that?" she asked to herself and looked down at her timetable, not being able to see where she was going. Soon she bumped her head against someone else's.
She looked up to apologized and saw that is was Amy. She smiled and looked at the paper Amy was holding, it was her timetable and she had Potions too.
"Hey we have a class together!" they said at the same time.
They giggled and Amy was the first to speak. "Would you think I'm a pervert when I say I thought something nasty about that?" she asked, smiling meekly at Virginia who was holding her laughter.
"Darn it Amy! Now I'm doing it too!" they both laughed and walked together somewhere were they thought and hoped it was Potions.
"Oh look! There are students maybe we can ask them- IEK!" Virginia fell over, what she thought it was a rock, but quickly catches herself as she sat on it. It was squashy and big. Virginia frowned and looked down.
It was a person. A very overly weight person. And, Virginia sniffed.
"God, something smells in here," she said explaining to Amy. Amy stood there, dumbfounded.
"Dudette, you're sitting on a person," she exclaimed dully.
"Dudette, you're right, let's ask him directions!" as if Virginia did not noticed she was sitting on a living person.
"Hello, do you know where the Potions classroom is?" Virginia asked the person innocently.
"Huff ...." The person said. Virginia leaned in closer. "I'm sorry, I didn't quite catch that," she apologized.
"Mouhve," the person tried to say. "I'm sorry, but please speak English,"
Amy looked at Virginia dully. "Maybe it would help if you would remove your arse form it's body?" she asked sarcastically. Virginia frowned and glared at her friend.
"No, I'll think I'm going to sit here for the rest of the day," she said undignified and crossed her arms.
The person tried to speak gain. "Maloi, whee art thou?"
Virginia looked puzzled. "I think he's saying something in Shakespeare,"
Amy rolled her eyes and pushed Virginia with a strangled yelp of the person. The person looked much like that Goyle thing from earlier. The person stood up and looked at Amy with blank eyes.
"You not Malfoy," he said as if he just noticed she was a SHE.
Amy tried not to be sarcastic against schizophrenic people. "Well, that's because he's a boy and I'm a girl. But do you know where the potions' classroom is?" she asked sweetly.
The boy frowned at her and looked deeply in thought, or so it would seem. "I know how to fart," he said proudly.
Virginia laughed and pulled Amy away from this crazy person. "Well, you should be proud of that," she giggled at him and ran over to the group of students.
"Excuse me, do you know where the potions' classroom is?" Virginia asked.
"We tried asking it to that rock over there, but it seems he is in need of a guide of his own," Amy retorted.
A girl with black hair and a Slytherin crest on her robes looked at them up and down. She laughed with this annoying high pitched voice. Amy grimaced at the sound.
"Yes we know, but we are not telling YOU!" she said and all the students started laughing.
Amy tried her best not to rip that stupid black wig of hers. "We're lost, and seeing as you are in Slytherin, why don't you just point in the direction that will lead us to Potions?"
Virginia saw that Amy was restraining herself to do something with that girl. Why did that not came out as I wanted it to be?
"How about, uh, NO!" she taunted Amy. Amy looked furious and was about to pound the girl into the ground but suddenly that rock thing came by.
He looked dumbly at Pansy. "You're not Malfoy," he said. And without any hint he let out this disturbing, farting noise.
"Oh god, Malfoy's cronies are leaking again," the girl said and fled the scene.
Amy, Virginia and of course, the rock were the only ones left there. "Great, now how do we know to find that classroom?"
"It's in the dungeons," the rock said dumbly, and stared to the wall, as if talking to it. Virginia raised an eyebrow and pulled Amy away before they would get infected by his stupidiness.
