Chapter 2
Late-night banter.
A/N: To the people who reviewed:
Freezyboncoolipants, meme & Angels9thFantasy: Thanks for reviewing, the wait is over. Hope you enjoy.
PadFootCc: Yup again, except with some new twists. :)
Airamn: Ideas are always welcome. I am still debating on the Cordy issue. But I do love the sex talk thing! I think I now need to find a way to fit that in. Thanks.
Last but not least BuffyFan: Don't worry this will NOT get totally depressing, I don't depressing well. And as for what you said about Connor, I couldn't agree more. Seriously I couldn't, why do you think I am writing a series of fic where he didn't exist(well except for that part in the first one but that was due to reviewer request...gotta give the readers what they want and all that)
Thanks you all for the reviews and if anyone reviewed after I wrote out all the thanks you's and thus for weren't included, thanks! No one to the story:
"Hey" Sarai said walking into Angel's bedroom.
"You're not asleep" Angel commented.
"Figured that one out yourself did you? Anyway what are you doing?" she asked sitting on his bed watching him move things around and throw some stuff out.
"What this? This is called cla-een-ing" Angel replied stretching the last word out as if he was explaining it to the slowest person on earth.
Sarai smiled "Never heard of it."
"I really, really believe that. But just so you know, cleaning is that thing you always seem to do to try and impress that boy you're way to good for before he comes over. "
"Would you please leave Ryan alone already?"
"Nope. So what movies did you and Dawn watch?"
"The good old stand by favorite "Legally Blonde" and also we rented "Win a Date With Tad Hamilton.'"
"That sounds like a real winner" Angel said in a why-on-earth-would-you-watch-that tone.
"Ok, lets get one thing straight, you listen to BARRY MANILOW! You have no right to comment on anything I watch or listen to, ever. And for your information, the movie wasn't that bad. Besides the guy who played Tad is from that cool new NBC show and he's super, super hot, almost as hot as Ryan or Spike." Sarai covered her mouth after she said that, she never ever told anyone she thought Spike was hot. She couldn't believe she let that slip, and to Angel or all people probably wasn't the best either.
Angel looked shocked and nauseous "I don't ever want you to use such vile language ever again. Now go to your room and think about what you've done while I block that information from my mind and vomit."
"Can vampires vomit?" Sarai asked curiously.
"Its very rare, but it can happen."
"But how can they when technically they're dead?"
"I don't know. I don't make up the rules. We just can."
"Come to think of it I am not sure if I've ever seen you use the bathroom other then to shower, do vampires take dumps?"
"And that concludes our vampires and their life functions lesson. Change the subject." Angel requested.
"Ok. Dawn and I also watched 'Clueless'"
Angel's face lightened up, he couldn't help himself "I didn't know there was a movie all about you. I'd love to see it sometime" he said.
Sarai threw a pillow at him and hit him right in the head. To retaliate, Angel took the pillow and hit her with it, playfully of course. "That's child abuse you know" Sarai pointed out giggling.
"And you're gonna do what? Sue me? Your lawyer works for me" Angel said, still playfully hitting her and trying to avoid the light punches that she was throwing his way.
"Good point" Sarai answered giving up the fight and turning her attention to a box on his bed. "What are these?" she asked holding up sketches of a baby, really good sketches. Angel looked to see what is was she was asking about.
"That's you" he replied, "When you were an infant"he than added.
"Well I didn't think it was me now. Who drew these?"
"I did"
"Really?" You did?"
"Yeah, used to do it all the time when you were sleeping, which was not a lot."
"Sleep is for sissies. These are really good except you couldn't have drawn me with a smaller head? One that actually looks like it goes with my tiny body and why are my legs chubby? They don't go with my body either."
"I drew you the way you were" Angel said honestly "Haven't you ever seen the pictures?" Sarai shook her head 'no' "There's one on my desk" he responded.
"Like I pay attention to what's on your desk."
Angel looked in the box the sketches were in and took out a picture of baby Sarai "See?"
"My head really was that big and my legs were that frickin' chubby." Sarai said horrified. She was actually over re-acting because her head wasn't really abnormally large just really round and her legs were only slightly chubby.
"There was nothing wrong with your head" Angel said sweetly.
"It looked like a Mellon!"
Angel sat next to her "No it didn't it was perfect, still is. Your little cubby legs were perfect too." Angel said.
"Sure to you. You're Daddy, its in the job description to think/say that" "
"Well, yeah I admit it, that was in the contract I had to sign when I applied to for the 'job'" Angel joked making quotes with his fingers around the word job.
"Haha. So who is this?" Sarai asked picking up a sketch of a little girl" Angel didn't answer. "Well...." Sarai demanded.
"Its you again....what I thought you'd look like at that age." he answered solemnly.
Sarai chuckled. "Well you were way off."
"Really?"
"Yeah,, I didn't always have dark hair, it got really light at one point. Like blonde. Its weird cause then it got dark again."
"You, blonde? Your whole head?"
"Uh huh."
Angel studied her hard "I can't see you with a full head of blonde hair. Then again I can't see you with brown hair either since you cover it will all the dyes." he said now with her hair that was mostly a red, sometimes orange-y color with some blonde highlights and traces of dark brown hair. Angel tried to vision a little Sarai with blonde hair but he really couldn't, partly because it hurt him to vision the little girl he never got the chance to know.
"Well look at it this way, I use a bottle of dye a month, you use a bottle of gel a day. It evens out."
"I don't use a bottle of gel a day."
"Fine, seventy-five-percent of a bottle. Happy?"
"Ecstatic" he said sarcastically, then he looked over at his clock and saw that it was after 2 am."You should go to bed."
"Still not tired, wanna go in the living room, pig out on ice-cream and watch cheesy infomercial's?"
"Sure, but we're not ordering any of that crap this time."
"Funny wasn't it you I saw ordering that comb set the other day?"
"Do you want to stay up or not?"
"I am sorry, really I am. I know what a sensitive subject the hair is for you. If you want I can give you a minute alone so you can apologize to it for my rudeness."
"You're an evil, evil girl"
"In that case, I guess I really am your little girl then"
Angel knew he should've really been insulted by her comment but she spoke the truth, she was his little girl and there wasn't a damn thing anyone could about it.
London:
"Ok so I did a locator spell and I found out the girl lives in LA. I found the address." Willow told Buffy and Giles and she handed Giles the address on a piece of paper.
"Oh no" Giles said.
"What is it?"
"Well this address, its Wolfram and Hart"
"And that is....?" Buffy asked.
"It's a law firm. Its represents the worst forms of evil there are in this world, and several others. If this girl is there odds are its not for a good reason."
"Well we'll send Andrew to get her right away and bring her back here."
"Are you sure he's the best person for this job?" Willow questioned.
"Giles has been teaching him everything he needs to know, plus we'll have him gather all the LA slayers while he's there and maybe bring some with him just for safety."
"OK. Good plan, we'll send him now this way she'll be here in soon." Giles said.
TBC.
A/N: So what'd you guys think? Next chapter Andrew collects Sarai and the fang gang and scoobies have a face to face. Oh yeah which members should I include most in this fic? Since between all the Scoobies and FG there's too many people to involve all of them equally I think besides Andrews role of Watcher jr.(which isn't going to be that huge cause I am not funny enough to write Andrew) I'll only use the core scoobies and Faith will be in here as well, so basically which of Angel's gang should be involved the most? And who should be involved the least(not count Angel and Sarai...obviously.) The voting polls are now open: AKA put it in the review.
Late-night banter.
A/N: To the people who reviewed:
Freezyboncoolipants, meme & Angels9thFantasy: Thanks for reviewing, the wait is over. Hope you enjoy.
PadFootCc: Yup again, except with some new twists. :)
Airamn: Ideas are always welcome. I am still debating on the Cordy issue. But I do love the sex talk thing! I think I now need to find a way to fit that in. Thanks.
Last but not least BuffyFan: Don't worry this will NOT get totally depressing, I don't depressing well. And as for what you said about Connor, I couldn't agree more. Seriously I couldn't, why do you think I am writing a series of fic where he didn't exist(well except for that part in the first one but that was due to reviewer request...gotta give the readers what they want and all that)
Thanks you all for the reviews and if anyone reviewed after I wrote out all the thanks you's and thus for weren't included, thanks! No one to the story:
"Hey" Sarai said walking into Angel's bedroom.
"You're not asleep" Angel commented.
"Figured that one out yourself did you? Anyway what are you doing?" she asked sitting on his bed watching him move things around and throw some stuff out.
"What this? This is called cla-een-ing" Angel replied stretching the last word out as if he was explaining it to the slowest person on earth.
Sarai smiled "Never heard of it."
"I really, really believe that. But just so you know, cleaning is that thing you always seem to do to try and impress that boy you're way to good for before he comes over. "
"Would you please leave Ryan alone already?"
"Nope. So what movies did you and Dawn watch?"
"The good old stand by favorite "Legally Blonde" and also we rented "Win a Date With Tad Hamilton.'"
"That sounds like a real winner" Angel said in a why-on-earth-would-you-watch-that tone.
"Ok, lets get one thing straight, you listen to BARRY MANILOW! You have no right to comment on anything I watch or listen to, ever. And for your information, the movie wasn't that bad. Besides the guy who played Tad is from that cool new NBC show and he's super, super hot, almost as hot as Ryan or Spike." Sarai covered her mouth after she said that, she never ever told anyone she thought Spike was hot. She couldn't believe she let that slip, and to Angel or all people probably wasn't the best either.
Angel looked shocked and nauseous "I don't ever want you to use such vile language ever again. Now go to your room and think about what you've done while I block that information from my mind and vomit."
"Can vampires vomit?" Sarai asked curiously.
"Its very rare, but it can happen."
"But how can they when technically they're dead?"
"I don't know. I don't make up the rules. We just can."
"Come to think of it I am not sure if I've ever seen you use the bathroom other then to shower, do vampires take dumps?"
"And that concludes our vampires and their life functions lesson. Change the subject." Angel requested.
"Ok. Dawn and I also watched 'Clueless'"
Angel's face lightened up, he couldn't help himself "I didn't know there was a movie all about you. I'd love to see it sometime" he said.
Sarai threw a pillow at him and hit him right in the head. To retaliate, Angel took the pillow and hit her with it, playfully of course. "That's child abuse you know" Sarai pointed out giggling.
"And you're gonna do what? Sue me? Your lawyer works for me" Angel said, still playfully hitting her and trying to avoid the light punches that she was throwing his way.
"Good point" Sarai answered giving up the fight and turning her attention to a box on his bed. "What are these?" she asked holding up sketches of a baby, really good sketches. Angel looked to see what is was she was asking about.
"That's you" he replied, "When you were an infant"he than added.
"Well I didn't think it was me now. Who drew these?"
"I did"
"Really?" You did?"
"Yeah, used to do it all the time when you were sleeping, which was not a lot."
"Sleep is for sissies. These are really good except you couldn't have drawn me with a smaller head? One that actually looks like it goes with my tiny body and why are my legs chubby? They don't go with my body either."
"I drew you the way you were" Angel said honestly "Haven't you ever seen the pictures?" Sarai shook her head 'no' "There's one on my desk" he responded.
"Like I pay attention to what's on your desk."
Angel looked in the box the sketches were in and took out a picture of baby Sarai "See?"
"My head really was that big and my legs were that frickin' chubby." Sarai said horrified. She was actually over re-acting because her head wasn't really abnormally large just really round and her legs were only slightly chubby.
"There was nothing wrong with your head" Angel said sweetly.
"It looked like a Mellon!"
Angel sat next to her "No it didn't it was perfect, still is. Your little cubby legs were perfect too." Angel said.
"Sure to you. You're Daddy, its in the job description to think/say that" "
"Well, yeah I admit it, that was in the contract I had to sign when I applied to for the 'job'" Angel joked making quotes with his fingers around the word job.
"Haha. So who is this?" Sarai asked picking up a sketch of a little girl" Angel didn't answer. "Well...." Sarai demanded.
"Its you again....what I thought you'd look like at that age." he answered solemnly.
Sarai chuckled. "Well you were way off."
"Really?"
"Yeah,, I didn't always have dark hair, it got really light at one point. Like blonde. Its weird cause then it got dark again."
"You, blonde? Your whole head?"
"Uh huh."
Angel studied her hard "I can't see you with a full head of blonde hair. Then again I can't see you with brown hair either since you cover it will all the dyes." he said now with her hair that was mostly a red, sometimes orange-y color with some blonde highlights and traces of dark brown hair. Angel tried to vision a little Sarai with blonde hair but he really couldn't, partly because it hurt him to vision the little girl he never got the chance to know.
"Well look at it this way, I use a bottle of dye a month, you use a bottle of gel a day. It evens out."
"I don't use a bottle of gel a day."
"Fine, seventy-five-percent of a bottle. Happy?"
"Ecstatic" he said sarcastically, then he looked over at his clock and saw that it was after 2 am."You should go to bed."
"Still not tired, wanna go in the living room, pig out on ice-cream and watch cheesy infomercial's?"
"Sure, but we're not ordering any of that crap this time."
"Funny wasn't it you I saw ordering that comb set the other day?"
"Do you want to stay up or not?"
"I am sorry, really I am. I know what a sensitive subject the hair is for you. If you want I can give you a minute alone so you can apologize to it for my rudeness."
"You're an evil, evil girl"
"In that case, I guess I really am your little girl then"
Angel knew he should've really been insulted by her comment but she spoke the truth, she was his little girl and there wasn't a damn thing anyone could about it.
London:
"Ok so I did a locator spell and I found out the girl lives in LA. I found the address." Willow told Buffy and Giles and she handed Giles the address on a piece of paper.
"Oh no" Giles said.
"What is it?"
"Well this address, its Wolfram and Hart"
"And that is....?" Buffy asked.
"It's a law firm. Its represents the worst forms of evil there are in this world, and several others. If this girl is there odds are its not for a good reason."
"Well we'll send Andrew to get her right away and bring her back here."
"Are you sure he's the best person for this job?" Willow questioned.
"Giles has been teaching him everything he needs to know, plus we'll have him gather all the LA slayers while he's there and maybe bring some with him just for safety."
"OK. Good plan, we'll send him now this way she'll be here in soon." Giles said.
TBC.
A/N: So what'd you guys think? Next chapter Andrew collects Sarai and the fang gang and scoobies have a face to face. Oh yeah which members should I include most in this fic? Since between all the Scoobies and FG there's too many people to involve all of them equally I think besides Andrews role of Watcher jr.(which isn't going to be that huge cause I am not funny enough to write Andrew) I'll only use the core scoobies and Faith will be in here as well, so basically which of Angel's gang should be involved the most? And who should be involved the least(not count Angel and Sarai...obviously.) The voting polls are now open: AKA put it in the review.