Total Drama All-Stars Rewritten: Episode 26
RATED TV-14
This episode contains material that may be inappropriate for viewers under the age of 14. Viewer discretion is advised.
Sundae Muddy Sundae
(Recap)
Chris: Last time on Total Drama All-Stars, Chef Hatchet pushed the final 6 campers to the limit with his brutal season 1 boot camp. Everyone was gunning for Mal, but he pulled a slick move out of his back pocket when he tampered with the votes again, sending Private Stretch Jasmine to the boat of losers. You've been watching Lindsay, Brick, Mal, Sky, and Courtney all make their way to the final 5. Who will move on? Who will be left behind? Can they stop Mal before he pulls another evil plan? Find out on tonight's episode of…TOTAL! DRAMA! ALL-STARS!
(Theme song)
Dear mom and dad, I'm doing fine
You guys are on my mind
You asked me what I wanted to be, now I think the answer is plain to see
I wanna be famous!
I wanna live close to the sun
Well pack your bags 'cause I've already won
Everything to prove nothing in my way
I'll get there one day
'Cause I wanna be famous!
Na, na, na-na-na-na, na-na-na, na, na-na-na-na
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!
(Whistling)
(the following morning in the spa hotel, Brick and Sky are enjoying each other's company. Yet, they're skeptical of what happened to Jasmine)
Brick: I'm pleased that we won the challenge yesterday, but I can't help but believe what happened to Jasmine was wrong.
Sky: It was very wrong! Lindsay said she found the DVD of Mal…
Brick: Then we bring our blond friend in here so she can show us!
(shortly afterwards, Brick and Sky invite Lindsay into the spa hotel with them)
Lindsay: Oh yeah! That DVD has Mal's worst moments captured on tape!
Sky: Can we watch it?
Lindsay: Sure!
(they go to the production room to watch the DVD. There is footage of Mal's worst moments! All the sabotage, the evil, the tampering with the votes!)
Brick: We were right. He is tampering with the votes!
Sky: Just like how he did to Scott and Jasmine!
Lindsay: What a weasel!
Sky: Damn right he's a weasel! We can't let him get away with all this villainy!
Brick: (confessional) Even if it takes everything we've got, we must defeat that monster!
Sky: (confessional) He messes with our friend, he messes with us! What goes around comes around!
(then, Chris comes on the loudspeaker)
Chris: Good morning campers! Hope you're all well rested for today's challenge! Meet me in the forest clearing in 20 minutes.
(everyone steps out of their cabins and is heading in that direction)
Brick: (to the others while Mal isn't looking) Okay soldiers, last night's fiasco booting our fellow camper Jasmine was unfortunate, but we cannot let Mal's vote tampering claim another victim!
Sky: Right! Who knows who he could try to pick off next?
Lindsay: I don't want to be unfairly kicked off! I still have so many plans for the money! I want to buy a season's supply of lip gloss!
Courtney: And I have plans to use the money to go to law school! The last time I applied for law school, I was rejected because I was too young! But now I'm old enough, and I can almost taste it!
Lindsay: Aww, good luck with that Courtney!
Courtney: Don't try to butter me up, Lindsay. I'm still gonna beat you. After I beat Mal. (confessional) Look, I know Lindsay doesn't have an evil bone in her body. She just gets on my nerves. Especially during Total Drama Action, when Chris handed her challenges over me! But still, Mal is the biggest threat. So I'm gunning for him first!
Sky: (confessional) I made it to the final 2 with Shawn last season, but I lost. This time, my dreams of hiring the best Olympic trainers in the world to win gold is very much alive! I can do it!
Lindsay: (confessional) I still can't believe I'm in the final 5! This is the farthest I've ever made it on Total Drama! I remember I got into a bit of a pickle when I accidentally voted for myself in Total Drama Action! I do have a long memory, you know.
Mal: (confessional) Now that Jasmine is gone, I wonder which of these morons I can send home next. There's too many easily vulnerable people to choose from. Decisions, decisions! (snickers evilly)
(everyone meets up with Chris in the forest clearing)
Chris: Sweet! You made it! Check it out, see these 2 interns here? (the interns are weak and hungry) Yeah, I forgot to feed them yesterday.
Lindsay: (gasps) Oh no! That's terrible! (to the interns sweetly) Awww, you poor things! You must be hungry! Aren't you? (the interns don't respond) Aww, there there! We'll feed you! Won't we Chris?
Chris: That's right Lindsay! You will be feeding them! Which brings me to today's challenge! You guys have to make a delicious ice cream sundae to feed to my interns Shaggy and Angela here.
Courtney: (confessional) Awesome! I made a great sundae earlier this season! I told you I worked at an ice cream shop before, but it was only 3 weeks before getting fired. Yep. It sucked that I got stomach cramps from it because of my lactose intolerance, but I also have an iron stomach, so I think that saved me from any serious problems. But point is, this is something I'm good at!
Chris: So here's how the challenge works. In order to make this dessert, you'll have to travel to a few different places on the island to gather the ingredients. First, go up to the top of the diving cliff to get your ice cream. You got 3 flavors, chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry. Grab one scoop of each flavor of ice cream before you move on. But watch out! The cliff is covered in snow and is very slippery, thanks to the ice machine making it that way all week. Second, go to the swamp to find maraschino cherries perched on a rock in the middle of the murky swamp water. Third, head to the mess hall to gather crushed peanuts. But beware, they're being guarded by the Drama machine, which has been rebuilt. And finally, you'll get chocolate sauce in a pool being guarded by a mutant fire flower. (the flower spews fire all over a bear, melting all its fur off!)
Courtney: Fire flower? What is this? Super Mario Bros?
Chris: You know, we considered the piranha plants from the game to audition for the role, but you know Nintendo. Contracts, negotiations, money, yadda yadda. Anywho, the first person to have their sundae completely eaten by my interns wins invincibility. All clear? (everyone nods as Chef gives everyone a bowl with their faces on them) Awesome! Now get going!
(everyone sets off)
Sky: (to Brick) Stick together no matter what?
Brick: Affirmative! Strength in numbers, soldier!
Sky: Woo hoo!
Lindsay: Aww, I love ice cream! Especially the giant sundaes! Yummy!
Courtney: Yeah, only this one is for the interns, remember?
Lindsay: Oh! Right! Of course! Those poor souls!
Mal: (confessional) There's no point in driving a wedge between these peons, their bond is too strong. (groans) I'll just have to deal with them myself, one at a time.
(Courtney is the first one to climb the diving cliff. She is steadily crawling her way up so she doesn't slip. Suddenly, Mal runs right over her!)
Mal: Move it!
Courtney: Hey! How dare you! Do I LOOK like a doormat?!
(Mal makes it to the top of the summit. Then, he slips! He slides past the ice cream snowman!)
Mal: Uh oh. (he slides all the way to the edge of the cliff! He is now dangling over the edge!) Oh come on!
(Courtney makes it to the top and grabs her 3 scoops of ice cream. One chocolate, one vanilla, and one strawberry!)
Courtney: Alright! Yeah! (she slides back down past the others. Lindsay is struggling with climbing) Yee haw!
Lindsay: (slipping) Whoa!
Brick: Permission to assist, soldier! (he gets behind her and uses his head to push her up the slope)
Lindsay: Wow! Thanks!
Sky: (confessional) That's one thing I love about Brick. Always thinking of others. Being in the military taught him such nice manners!
Sky: (climbing) You got it! Easy does it!
Brick: (climbing with Lindsay ahead of him) Almost to the top! Come on! Climb! Climb! Climb!
Lindsay: Sir yes sir!
(Mal climbs back up off the edge of the cliff and scoops his ice cream and slides back down)
Mal: Catch me if you can, slowpokes! (laughs evilly)
Brick: Double time! Move! Move! Move! (At the top, the naked bear appears! It is slurping the ice cream as the 3 allies reach the top)
Sky: Uh, why is that bear in his birthday suit?
Lindsay: Hey! Lay off the ice cream, Baloo! (the bear roars loudly!)
Sky: Hurry! (the allies get their ice cream and slide down the slope to escape the bear)
Sky: (confessional) Sheesh, talk about "bear naked!" Better than butt-ass naked, right? (giggles)
Lindsay: (confessional) I think that bear would be better off with a Snickers bar instead of ice cream! You're not you when you're hungry! (giggles) That'll help him with his bear necessities!
(Meanwhile, Courtney reaches the swamp. She holds her nose because of the nasty stench)
Courtney: Ugh! P.U! Please tell me that's swamp vapors and not something else! (she looks at the dirty swamp water and gags) Ugh! The things I do to win! (Takes a deep breath) Here it goes… (she steps into the swamp water) Oh my God, this is disgusting! (suddenly, an alligator can be heard snarling) Uh oh, I think I'm not alone…(she spots the gator's eyes peeking up from under the water) Yikes! Stay back! I'm warning you!
(suddenly, Mal comes swinging in on a vine! He lands right on top of the gator's head!)
Mal: Take that, scaly!
Courtney: Did you just…? No. Nope. Nope. Not falling for it. (she is about to grab a cherry when…)
Mal: Oh no? (He dunks her head underwater and climbs over her! He grabs a cherry before she does!)
Courtney: (spitting out swamp water) Ugh! Gross! You just messed up my hair, (censored)bag!
Mal: Guess what? I don't give a (censored)! (he runs away and Courtney growls)
Courtney: (confessional/growls) Okay, he's really pissing me off!
(Brick, Sky and Lindsay reach the swamp. They hold their noses)
Lindsay: P.U! What crawled up that thing's ass and died?! Oh my Gosh!
Sky: Yeah! That is awful!
Lindsay: I'm not stepping in that cesspool!
Brick: Somehow we have to. Do it for the interns!
Lindsay: (smiles) You're right. But how?
Sky: Hmm…I know!
(The allies hop on a log and row across the swamp)
Brick: Impressive strategy, battle buddy!
Lindsay: Yay! Now we're moving!
(Courtney gets her cherry and sets off to follow Mal)
Courtney: (angry) If he pulls any of his (censored) on me again, I will hunt his ass down and gut him like a fish! (suddenly, her foot gets caught!) Oh come on! Dammit! Not now!
(the allies row past her)
Sky: Courtney! Are you alright?
Courtney: No! I'm stuck! But go on without me! Go get Mal!
Sky: On it! (they reach the cherries and they each grab a cherry and put it in their sundaes. Then they row back to shore to catch up to Mal. Suddenly, Courtney is being stalked by the alligator!)
Courtney: Uh oh! Not again! Stay back, Jaws! Back up! Hey! What part of "I'm not your lunch" is confusing you?!
(Chris pauses the footage)
Chris: Uh oh! Courtney better get out of there if she doesn't want to be eaten alive! Who will feed their sundae to the interns first? Find out after this break.
(Commercial break)
(Courtney throws mud into the alligator's mouth, triggering a gag reflex and it retreats)
Courtney: There! Now scram! And don't come back! Or I'll make a suitcase out of your scaly ass! (she wiggles her foot to get free) Come on! Come on! (then, she gets free) Yes! Finally! (then, the naked bear returns! It trips over a rock and lands in the murky water. It roars and attacks the gator! With the animals distracted, Courtney gets her cherry and gets out of the swamp to pursue the others. The bear and the gator keep fighting! Courtney is confused why)
Courtney: (confessional) What is that bear's problem? It was just a little ice cream! No need to lose your (censored) over it! Geeze!
(in the confessional, the bear drops its ice cream! This makes it angry and it roars loudly!)
(Mal is the first to reach the mess hall. He peeks into the room through the window)
Mal: There's the ol' trash can now. Just smash and grab, yes?
(then, Brick, Sky and Lindsay pass him and enter the mess hall. The robot is guarding the nuts and is armed with a giant hammer)
Brick: Uh oh! Enemy robot at 12 o'clock!
Sky: And he's armed! Well-armed!
Lindsay: What do we do?
Sky: I know! Brick and I will distract it and hold it off. Lindsay, you get your nuts first, then Brick and I will get ours.
(Mal enters the room)
Mal: Or you could move your molasses and get it over with! (he makes a run for it toward the peanuts, but the robot hammers on top of Mal's head, driving him into the floor like a nail!) Ow! Ow! Ow! Stop this at once!
Sky: (to Mal/teasing) Hey Mal! You know the difference between you and that bowl over there? Is that the bowl actually has nuts! (Mal gasps and growls viciously)
Mal: (confessional/angry) Oh, she's going to pay for that one. (cracks his knuckles)
Brick: That robot is preoccupied at the moment. Let's get our nuts and retreat!
Sky: That works too!
Brick: Let's move! (one by one, Brick, Sky and Lindsay gather their nuts. Then, the robot turns its attention from Mal to them!)
Sky: Uh oh! Lindsay! We'll hold it off! You go to the next obstacle! Go! Now!
Lindsay: But…
Brick: Go! We'll be fine!
Lindsay: Okay! (she makes a run for it out of the mess hall. Then, she runs into Courtney as she arrives at the mess hall)
Courtney: Is Mal in there?
Lindsay: Yeah, why?
Courtney: I want his head on a platter!
Lindsay: Yikes!
Courtney: And I want your head too!
Lindsay: You can't have my head! It's my head! Keep your own head on your shoulders! (she runs away toward the next obstacle) Now, where is the next obstacle again?
(in the mess hall, Sky and Brick are fighting off the robot while Mal got out of the hole he got hammered into. He grabs his peanuts and bolts out of there. Meanwhile, Lindsay seems to be lost)
Lindsay: Hmm…did Chris say something about a flower? I know he said chocolate…what am I missing?
(Mal passes her)
Mal: Over there, dummy McDum-dum.
Lindsay: Ohhhhh! (she follows him to the fire flower guarding the chocolate sauce) Yay! Chocolate! (She sees the fire flower) Oh my gosh! Look at the size of that thing! (the flower spews fire at her and Mal! They duck to get out of the way!)
(Courtney enters the mess hall and she grabs her nuts and makes a run for it!)
Courtney: Guys! Everyone else left! Keep moving!
Sky: Come on Brick! (they leave the mess hall to catch up with the others)
(Back at the chocolate sauce, Mal and Lindsay are stalled. They hide behind a rock for cover)
Lindsay: How do I get the chocolate?
Mal: Figure it out yourself, airhead.
Lindsay: Fine! (she makes a run for it and ducks under the fire blast! She gets the chocolate) Yay! (she takes off for the finish line. Then, Courtney arrives. She dodges the fire blasts and grabs her chocolate. She runs after Lindsay)
Mal: Hmm…I know! Let's rock. (confessional) This challenge is getting too close for my liking. It's time for a little sabotage. And to get back at Sky for running her insolent mouth. (he takes a rock and plugs the fire flower with it! After he takes his chocolate, KA-BOOM! The fire flower explodes, setting the chocolate sauce on fire! Mal laughs evilly as Brick and Sky arrive)
Sky: What the hell?! You bastard! What did you do?!
Brick: That better not have been on purpose!
Mal: Wasn't me! (censored) happens! (he runs away and laughs evilly) (confessional/angry) That was for Sky's comment about the nuts. What goes around, comes around!
Brick: Now what?
Sky: I guess, wing it?
(Brick digs into the burned chocolate, taking out hot chocolate coals)
Sky: Uh, I would rethink that if I were you. Hot coals will make your ice cream melt.
Brick: But what about the chocolate sauce?
Sky: We'll just have to skip it! I'm not mixing hot and cold in my sundae! Because you know who screwed it up for us! I'm sure Chris will understand.
Brick: Very well. Let's go! (they skip the chocolate sauce and sprint after the others)
Sky: (confessional) Dammit Mal!
(Now, all 5 campers are running towards the finish line with their completed sundaes. They reach the finish line where Chris and Chef are waiting. They cheer)
Chris: Welcome back campers! Now that you have your sundaes, it's time to feed them to the interns!
Lindsay: Yay! They'll be happy and fed! (to the interns) Hey there! Look what I got for ya!
Chris: First player's sundae completely eaten wins invincibility. Okay interns, dig in! (the interns start eating the campers' sundaes happily. They start to feel much better now that they're eating)
Sky: (confessional) I feel sorry for Chris's interns. It's ludicrous what he puts them through. They deserve a nice, tasty treat. Brick: (confessional) Even I don't go through that kind of malnourishment at Cadets. Yes, we have to work hard at everything we do. Move with a purpose and give 100% effort all the time. But, we always make sure we get fed 3 meals a day. Because our bodies cannot function without sustenance. That's just a fact of life.
(the interns continue eating until, they happily raise Courtney's bowl in the air)
Chris: And it looks like Courtney's sundae is all eaten! So Courtney wins!
Courtney: YES! Yes yes yes!
Lindsay: (to the interns) There! Do you feel better now that you had something to eat? (they nod happily) Aww, I'm glad!
Chris: Yep, Shaggy and Angela are completely refueled! You all deserve a pat on the back for that! (he notices Brick and Sky's sundaes are missing chocolate sauce) Looks like you guys didn't do the chocolate sauce.
Sky: That's because a certain SCUMBAG burned it!
Brick: We couldn't do burned chocolate in our ice cream! It would have melted, therefore making it inedible!
Chris: Good call on skipping the burned chocolate sauce. You would have really screwed yourselves over big time if you had taken it.
Brick and Sky: Phew!
(that night, the 5 remaining campers are at the elimination ceremony)
Chris: Congratulations Courtney, you're the winner of today's challenge! (Courtney is proud of herself)
Courtney: (confessional) My former employer would be so proud.
Chris: And thus, you earned yourself a night in luxury! Oh, and one more thing I wanted to add. As a reward for feeding my interns and for making it to the final 5, there will be no elimination tonight! (everyone cheers) That's right, today was a reward challenge! And Courtney, as an added reward for finishing first today, you won a special movie night at the spa hotel's state of the art movie theatre, with a movie of your choice! BONUS!
Courtney: (happy) Really? EEEEEE!
Chris: Yep! Enjoy!
Courtney: (confessional) I'm so happy right now! I won the challenge and now I get a movie night? In a movie theatre? This is the best! I just wish I had my old friends here with me to share it with.
(later, Courtney is sitting in the movie theatre watching a movie. She is happily eating popcorn and enjoying herself)
Courtney: (happy) Oh Gwen, Scott, Duncan, how I wish you were here to enjoy this with me! I promise we'll all go see a movie together if I win the million dollars! It'll be my treat to you! You deserve it!
Chris: And so, we didn't get to bid farewell to any campers tonight, as it was a reward challenge! But don't worry, someone will be going home next! Wanna find out who? Then tune in next time to TOTAL! DRAMA! ALL-STARS!
(credits)
ELIMINATION ORDER
PRE-MERGE
24th: Sugar
23rd: Max
22nd: Jo
21st: Sierra
20th: Owen
19th: Cameron
18th: Heather
17th: Shawn
16th: Scarlett
POST-MERGE
15th: Zoey
14th: Duncan
13th: Scott
12th: Izzy
11th: Alejandro
10th: Gwen
9th: Geoff
8th: Sammy
7th: Lightning
6th: Jasmine