Teenage Mutant Aussie Turtles!

Disclaimer: No I don't own the Ninja Turtles, just borrowing them for my own enjoyment. Also I don't own the rights to Finding Nemo. I just love the movie. Though I am a Queenslander just like Nemo and well I thought it'd be cool if the Turtles moved Down Under. Can't understand why they stay in such a cold and polluted place, so here's my tale about how they come to Australia.

Chapter 1

Mikey's New Movie

Michealangelo walked into the lair, carrying something in his hand, he had a big grin on his face. "Hey Guys! Look what April got me for my birthday!" He stood in front of Rapheal and Donetello who were playing a video game.

"Hey Mikey! Your Mum didn't make you see through! MOVE IT!" Raph spat at his brother.

Mike turned the TV off.

"Why you little... "Raph started, only being stoped by Donetello.

"Mikey, you get cheesed if we do that to you, so why do it to us?"

"Because Don, you guys promised that when I got back I was in charge of the TV! Remember?!"

"Well, why don't you go out again and not come back til next week?" Raph asked.

"Yes we did promise, remember Raph. Mike would have full rain of the TV for the weekend of his birthday."

"It's not his birthday til next week!" Rapjh exclaimed.

Don coughed.

Leonardo, who had been reading a book interrupted, "Don't tell us you've forgotten Mikey's 18 tommorow!"

"I don't usually have to remember things like that. Mikey usually is pretty good at rubbing it in and that's what I like about him. I can preserve my brain cells, rather than waste them on useless facts."

"What brain cells? You don't have that many to preserve." Leo pointed out.

Before Raph could bounce into bashing up Leo, Mike blow his whistle.

"What's that for?" Raph asked, giving Mike a dirty look.

"Rule number one, Raph can't beat up anyone for the whole weekend!" Mikey announced.

"I'll belive it when I see it," Leo mumbled.

"What if the foot decide to attack us? What you want me to do, say "Oh sorry chums, but Mickey told me I can't beat you up til Monday. Would you mind coming back then? Geeze!"

Donnie laughed at Raph's remark. "He does have a point, you know."

Mikey was getting impatient.

"Please you guys! I just want to watch my movie and not have any interruptions, that okay with you three?"

The other three Turtles looked at each other and shrugged.

"Whats the movie anyway?" Raph asked.

"It's like the best movie ever, Raph. Your just going to love it!"

"This had better be good Mike, or first thing Monday, you'll be my practice target."

"I'm always your practice target...." Mike announced as he plonked himself between Raph and Don.

"What about Popcorn?" Leo asked.

"Gee, thanks Leo! That'd be great!" Mikey answered. Leo rolled his eyes, that's not what he had meant. He got up anyway and went into the kitchen. He thought since it was Mikey's birthday weekend his brother was just excitable.

Master Splinter was in the kitchen, making a pot of tea.

"What are your plans tonight, my son?"

"Mike's got some movie and I'm making us some pop corn."

"What is this film?"

"I don't know sensai."

"Mikey! This is a cartoon!" They heard Raph exclaim in annoyance from the lounge.

"How observant you are Rapheal. It's not any cartoon, it's the best one ever made."

"Oh Goodie," Raph sighed sicastically, as he leaned against the couch.

At the opening of the movie, when Nemo's mother dies, Mikey burst into tears and cried into Raph's sholder. Raph felt a little uncomfortable, as to him, it was just a movie. Now if something had happened to really upset Mikey, he would have been cool with it. He just gave Don a dirty look.

"Do you think the Great Barrier Reef is really that crystal Clear?" Leo wondered aloud, as he placed the popcorn down.

"Huh?! The great whata??" Raph asked.

"Yeah it's one of the most precious reefs in the world." Don announced.

"The Great Barrier Reef is in Australia. It's where green sea turtles lay and hatch their eggs. Don't you know anything?" Mike looked at Raph as though Raph was really dumb. Raph growled at his brother.

"Now, now, remember, no beating anyone up all weekend!"

Raph just growled and turned away.

Half way into the film, Master Splinter entered the room and asked for assistance in the dojo.

Raph sprang up fast.

"My dear son, please rest and relax. You have done an out standing job with the house work this week. Don, you too please take this time to rest, for you too do many helpful things around the lair. If I many take some time away from you Leonardo, I would much appreciate it." He ignored the pleading looks from both Raph and Don, who were itching to do something else more constructive.

"Rightio Sensai." Leo was almost asleep on the couch, but as soon as he heard his master's command he was up.

Raph grumbled as he sat back down, he desided to close his eyes and dream about babes. He didn't realise til his brother nudged him awake that he had fallen asleep.

"What?!"

"I don't want you to miss the best part of the movie. See Raph, see the Turtles!" Mikey pointed to the screen.

"Nice," Raph signed.

"Wouldn't that be just so cool, Raph?! I think it would be so cool to ride the EAC."

"What are you gibbering about now?"

"The EAC – East Australian Current. Wouldn't it be so cool to go join Crush and the gang cruising the EAC?"

"Who the f is Crush?" Raph asked.

"The turtle on finding Nemo, stupid."

Donnie laughed, "Maybe you need to borrow Raph's shirt "I'm with Stupid".

"I'm not stupid. Besides I only wear that when I go anywhere with this bozo."

"See, even Aussie Turtles speak the same as us!" Mikey exclaimed.

"What? Mikey it's a movie?! A silly cartoon movie! It's not real!"

"Raph does have a point, real turtles don't speak English."

"I speak English and I'm a turtle."

"Yeah but you're a mutant turtle," Don pointed out.

"See what I tell you, "I'm with Stupid!" Raph said to Don.

"Donnnnieeeee!!!!" Came Leo's voice from the dojo. "Come quickly, we need you to fix this!"

Don got up and ran into the dojo, leaving Raph and Mike alone with the movie.

Mike signed, "You know Raph, when I grow up I am going to go to Nemo's home."

"Mikey, you are grown up! Your 18 tommorow, only problem is, you still act as though your 7. I mean your 18 and you could at least pick a movie that has adult content you know..."

"I don't comment on the movies you watch!"

"No, you just hide under the couch and go running into Splinter's room in the middle of the night, because they scare you."
"Shut up!" Mikey hit Raph.

"Hey! If you hit me, I'll hit you back, I don't care what crap you say." Raph hit Mikey back.

Mike hit Raph, who jumped Mike and the two rolled around the floor, until they came to stop at two furry feet and a long rat's tail.

"Michealangelo! Rapheal! What is the meaning of this display of childish behaviour?!"

"Um.. sorry Sensai," Raph got off his brother.

"He called me a baby!"

"That's cos you are one," Raph spat back at Mike.

"Shut up!"

"I said that is ENOUGH! Rapheal, go see if your brother's require assistance in the dojo. I wish to view Michealangelo's movie with him."

Well, Raph didn't need to be told twice, he was off into the dojo as fast as his green legs could carry him.

"Man, that movie is boring! I almost fell asleep!"

"Raph, you did fall asleep, I could hear you snoring."
"Look here Brainiac – You're the only one around here who snores!"

"Come on, Sensai wants us to get all this up for Mikey's party tomorrow. Can you get those balloons Raph."

"Hey? What's that big thing anyway, Don?" Raph noticed the big contraption Donnie was working on.

"Just something I am working on for Mikey."

"How come me and Leo don't get something that extravagant when it's our birthday? Isn't that showing brothertism?"

"Raph it's for all of us. We just get to try it out on Mike's birthday. He gets the first shot at it."

"Whats it do? Will it make him disappear? Is that the plan?"

"No, you will just have to wait and see."

"Raph if he was making something to make anyone disappear – you'll be the first guinea pig, I am sure."

"Shut up Leo, no one asked you."

"Come on Don, just tell me what it does."

Don took off his safety goggles and looked at his brother "No."

"Grrr.. Don!" Raph stomped off to his room.

To be continued in chapter 2 – Turtles of the deep. Please read and replay. Cheers