Chapter Two, String Bikini

Llamachick & KissArmyGirl

Disclaimer: We do not own FB and it's cool that we can use their characters, but we do not own them.

Oh yeah and KissArmyGirl, wrote most of this, but Llamachick gets some credit.

So everyone got right to school and sat there through class pawning over what to bring to Hawaii. Tohru couldn't decide between a two piece or a one piece bathing suit. Yuki was thinking of all the girls who he would have to thank for giving him the gift. Why him? Kyo was smirking of how he was going to beat Yuki at the best tan. Yuki burns like a lobster.

At the end of the day Tohru and Kyo went straight home while Yuki had to stay at school for a school council meeting. Then he had to thank all of the Fan club, for the gift. Kyo might have felt bad for him if it weren't for the fact that he was that god-forsaken rat.

"So Yuki, Kyo are you going to have some love in the sun on our little trip" Shigure asked that night at dinner.

Whack. Bam.

"Don't you mean fun in the sun?" Tohru asked confused.

Going a little red the two animals just stared at their dinner plates. Denying that they ever would have to acknowledge the dog. (Shigure is lying on the floor mortally wounded.) Tohru finishes her dinner pondering over what Shigure meant.

"Miss Honda, let me help you with those dishes." Yuki said standing up.

"Oh no, you don't have to do that." She quickly protested.

"Right and I'll call everyone and tell them that we're going on a little vacation. I'm sure Hatori will be interested." Shigure said more to himself then anyone else.

"Why would you want to tell them. All they'll want to do is come." Kyo said annoyed.

"Well we can't just go gallivanting off without telling them." Shigure replied going towards the phone. "It would be...irresponsible." He said remembering a certain manuscript due in two days. And they were leaving tomorrow, for a week.

"Miss Honda, you have some bubbles in your hair." Yuki said glancing over at Tohru and smiling.

"Eh?" She said. She put her hand up in her hair and felt the soap seeping into her silky hair. Giggling she throws bubbles at him. "Now you have some in your hair too." She said grinning widely.

Yuki and Tohru grinned and began throwing them at each other. Suddenly they hear someone opening the door and walking into the kitchen.

"Huh?" A surprised Hatori said coming in. "What are you two do-" He was cut off as he stepped forward and slipped. He landed with a thud on his back.

"What's going on in HERE?" An over-excited Momiji yelled as he came running in. He landed right on top of a stunned Hatori. "Wow that was FUN! Can we do it again?"

"Do what again?" Haru asked walking in and sliding over on top of Momiji and Hatori. Surprised and dazed he just lies there crushing the two.

"OMG, this is all my fault isn't it? I'm the one to blame! May god strike me down, I-" Shigure then walks in and whacks him in the side making him collapse on the ever growing pile of bodies.

"My dear Gure-san, what are we doing in here?" Aya asked making a fabulous appearance out of nowhere. He walks in and tries to see what's happening and only falls on top of the pile, adding to the weight.

"What the hell are you guys all doing in here?" Kyo came inside with annoyance.

"Ah, now we can..." Shigure starts. He grabs both Kyo and Yuki and throws them on top before jumping on and shouting the last words. "DOG-PILE!!!!!!!!!"

Tohru, still holding a plate, runs over and slips on the soap as well. In a sudden moment a loud sonic BOOM, sounded through the house and the neighbor's houses too. She stood up to see the dog crushing the cat, crushing the rat, crushing snake, crushing the monkey, lying on top of the cow, crushing the rabbit and all the way at the bottom was the utterly motionless, unconscious and broken sea horse. Tohru climbing off them and just slips, but this time breaks the plate and cuts herself. Blood pours from the wound as the Juunishi climbed off of each other, those that were still moving.

"Oh my, are you alright? Is there anything I can do?" Ritsu asked concerned.

"What o-o-o-oh n-no I'm fine."

"But you're bleeding! I have to do something! Let me help!" Ritsu cried scrambling over to her, still in his transformed state.

"No really it's just a scratch." She protested while he grabbed her hand and looked at it.

"You really are losing a lot of blood you know." Aya says coming over.

All the other animals followed and surrounded her. Telling her what she should do. Since the doctor was unconscious and lying in middle f the kitchen, they had no medical advice to help.

POOF! POOF! POOF! POOF! POOF! POOF! POOF! POOF!

"EEK!"

Yep you guess, Tohru was now surrounded by eight, hot, naked men. She quickly clapped her eyes shut and tried not to look. They all became embarrassed and tried to find the right clothes. Here's what happened.

Yuki got Kyo's clothes

Kyo got Yuki's.

Ritsu got Hatori's.

Aya got Gure's.

Gure got Ritsu.

Hatori was lying naked in a corner unconscious.

Momiji got Haru's.

Haru got Aya's.

Hatori was lying naked in the corner unconscious.

Tohru, oblivious to Hatori's nakedness, looked up at the strangely dressed family members. She was still bleeding and so she walked over to the cupboard, that Hatori was lying under, to get some bandages. She walked over and saw him, naked, lying there. She squeaked and promptly fainted.

Groaning she woke up and stared into the concerned face of Hatori, the former-naked seahorse. Her eyes grow wide and panic sets in on her cherry red face.

"AHHHHHH! NO I didn't see anything! No I didn't! I just went over to get bandages then You were there and...AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Tohru babble was all he heard.

"What.............................."He started. His eyes grew wide too as he realized what she was talking about. "Ah..."he said uncomfortably. Blush growing on his pale cheeks.

"Ha'ri's got the hots! Ha'ri's got the hots!" Momiji came running in. "Is Tohru feeling better? Her head made a really loud thump when it hit the ground. And her hand was still bleeding. But Ha'ri fixed her up, right?"

"Y-y-yes, I'm feeling better. Thank you Momiji, for worrying about me." She said giving her quirky little bow. She walks towards the door. She stops for a moment and realizes it's her room she's walking out of. "I need to clean up the mess that I left in the kitchen"

"There's no need to do that" Hatori said gain some of his composure back. "We already did that"

"O-oh right. Well then I guess I should start packing." She said still standing in her doorway. Hatori nodded not knowing that he was in her room. "Um...Hatori...You're in my room." She said matter- of-factly.

"Oh, well then I'll just leave then." He said a little uncomfortable again. He got up and brushed past her and a bobbing Momiji. Momiji stayed behind to help her pack. Tohru hustled over to her dresser. She grabbed a few t-shirts and shorts and stuffed them in a bag that lay ready on the floor. Momiji pranced over to the dresser curiosity drawing him to the drawer that she was yet to open. He opened it slowly peering in. He reached in and pulled out a strange object that he had never seen before.

"Hey Tohru, what's this?" Momiji asked holding her bra up for inspection.

"Ahhhh, Momiji don't touch that!" Tohru cried snagging it away.

"What is it?" Momiji asked wondering why Tohru would not want him near it. Tohru blushed horribly.

"Um, ah, it's a thing that boys aren't allowed to see!"

"What is it that guys aren't allowed to see?" Kyo asked, coming in her room followed closely by Yuki and Haru. Yuki wondering what in the world Tohru was keeping from them.

"Ah, it's nothing. Really." Changing from pink to red to crimson all in the space of 2.345 seconds.

"You know you really shouldn't keep everything to yourself Tohru. It's unhealthy." Shigure said coming in with and overzealous Aya.

"Really guys, it's nothing. I just ah was ah packing and ah well........." She tried to explain.

"Why my dear princess is quite a woman. I know all women need privacy so...why don't we leave her alone to pack her things?" Aya said with a slightly amused look on he face.

Tohru was relieved as they all exited the room.

"I still wanna know what it is" Momiji whines. "You'll tell me right Tohru?"

"Oh but our dear princess is growing and there are things that older girls need in order to look presentable" Ayame exclaimed. " I know about this from first hand experience" everyone who was leaving quickly turned around with disgusted looks on their faces.

"Do I even want to know?" Kyo asked.

"Well being the wonderful close designer I am, I should know all about the properties of the female body." Ayame stepped forward with his chin in the air and hands on his hip very proud pose. Kyo stuck out his tongue and Yuki put his face in his hands.

"Aya you are truly a admirable person. You have explored the realms of which no other man has dared go before." Shigure cried.

"Oh Gure you're my strength and inspiration" Aya returned. Both did the thumbs up then yelled,

"Alright!" Everyone that was left, not including Tohru rolled there eyes and left.

She packed her things quickly then ran into the one problem she had been pondering all day: Two piece or one piece?

Pros of one piece:

No chance of exposure

Easy to swim in

Less skin available for sun burn (no skin cancer for this girl).

Pros for two piece:

Better tan

Gets more attention

Looks good while surfing (She is an excellent surfer surprisingly enough.)

What would a girl do at a time like this? Sleep on it. After she makes dinner.

"OH MY GOD! I FORGOT DINNER!" She cried running out of the room. She made it downstairs in record time. "I'm sooooooooo sorry! I forgot about...dinner..?" She finished in a question while staring at the take out containers and chopsticks.

"We ordered out because Hatori said you had a rather large lump on your head. So we figured we'd give you a break. Besides tomorrow we leave so why not start vacationing now? Eh, Eh?" Haru cut in saying.

"Oh, well thank you for thinking of me. But I feel fine now. How about some desert?" She asked happily.

"Okay. Why don't we have hamburgers? To get ready for America." Ritsu suggested.

"Um... Ritsu, hamburgers are a meal. Not a dessert." Shigure said sipping tea.

"Ah my beautiful Gure is so smart!" Aya cried happily giving him a hug.

"I'M SORRY! I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN! IT'S ALL MY FAULT! I SHOULD BE SMARTER AND MORE UP TO SPEED ON THESE THINGS!" Ritsu screams.

Shigure reaches over and pokes him in the ribs. Does anime faint

"Well how about no dessert, but we can go to bed. We have a long day tomorrow." Hatori suggested.

"Okay." Everyone agreed and went upstairs.

Kyo and Ritsu shared a room. Yuki and Haru together. Gure and Aya shared the floor and Ha'ri got the bed. Tohru and Momiji shared the last room. It was a very peaceful night. Unless you were in Gure and Aya's room.

(I'm skipping over the morning and how breakfast went because there would have been a lot of violence and scarred bodies so let's just get to right before they leave. Si?)

"Alright does everyone have everything?" Hatori commanded.

"Yes."

"You forgot me." Came a cool voice from the doorway. Everyone turned to see....................................... Bum bum bum...................... Akito! He wanted to come too.

"I didn't know you were c-c-c-coming." Yuki stammered with wide eyes.

Suddenly Tohru comes running into the room screaming.

"I DON'T KNOW WHICH TO TAKE!!!!!!!!!! THE ONE-PIECE OR THE TWO-PIECE?!!!!!! WHAT DO I DO?!!!!!!!" She cried grabbing her hair.

"Oh my dear Tohru, I already got you a bathing suit." Gure happily said clapping his hands together.

"What?" Yuki and Kyo growled at the same time.

"I already got my lovely little flower a wonderful bikini!" He cried happily pulling out a bag from his suitcase. "I was going to wait, but now seems like the perfect time." He reached into the bag and pulled out a string bikini.

Her eyes grew wide with excitement, embarrassment and well Tohru-ness. "Thank you so much! Now I won't have to decide." She reached out for the bathing suit and put it in her bag.

"I hope you really weren't expecting her to wear that." Came the mysterious voice of Hana. "I would have to put a stop to that."

"Hana... what are you doing here?" Tohru asked.

"I heard you were going to Hawaii accompanied by only men. So I thought I should come. Uo was going to come, but she couldn't. So I came by myself." She explained.

"Really? You're coming? Oh my gosh! Thank you so much!" Tohru ran over and hugged Hana.

"Now shall we go?" Hana asked looking around.

Well that's the end of Chapter 2. I hope you liked it. I know I did!

-Llamachick & KissArmyGirl