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Botan met with Yusuke and Kuwabara. She was surprised that they still haven't gotten Kurama and Hiei to fall for each other yet. She was gone for a week. They have completed harder missions in a shorter amount of time.
"One week and nothing?!" Botan asked.
"I told you, we tried to get them together, but we needed that time to heal. Hiei almost killed us!" Yusuke said.
"How could you think of peeping when you haven't finished the mission?!"
"We thought we did!" Kuwabara said.
"You should have stayed and made sure they got together!"
"WHAT? WATCH THEM?" Kuwabara was horrified she even suggested it.
"How else were you two going to be sure they were even together?" Botan asked. Hm. Good question.
"There's no point in crying over spilled milk. We failed." Yusuke said.
"Failed? No, it's just a minor setback." Botan said.
"Hm?" Yusuke wondered.
"Well, you have to try again!"
"I'm not so sure we'll live if we see Hiei again." Yusuke said. How were they going to get Kurama and Hiei together?
"Hey, Botan, what's that behind you?" Kuwabara asked. She turned around to look at her heavy briefcase.
"Oh, it's just some spying equipment from Reikai." Botan said. Yusuke had an idea.
"Hey, can we borrow this?"
"Why?" Kuwabara asked.
"Well, since we don't want to directly see them, why don't we just make videos of them, you know, when they're naked, and then send them to each other?" Yusuke suggested.
"WHAT? EW!"
"Why not? They never do anything when they're together because they don't do anything that would attract each other. These videos would just.......... give them a little push."
"Great idea, Yusuke." Botan exclaimed. She handed them the equipment and then hopped on her oar.
"Hey! Leaving again? Why don't you help us this time? It would be easier to tape them because you can float on that." Yusuke said.
"Well, I have something to do." She said as she floated higher up on her oar. "Don't ruin the equipment, boys! Good luck!" Then she disappeared. Yusuke and Kuwabara looked at the equipment in their hands.
"How do we work this?" Kuwabara asked.
"Who knows?" Yusuke responded. After a few hours of experimenting, they learned that pressing the big black button records things and the big green button takes pictures and the small red button is the flash. The other scrolls and knobs were used for x-rays and other modes.
Kuwabara decided he should stalk Hiei since Yusuke would be killed if Hiei saw him spying on him, although Kuwabara might die too because Hiei just despised him. They split up to track their targets.
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"Alright, Kurama should be easy to track. He's mostly at home all the time." Yusuke said. He set up his camera in a tree outside Kurama's window.
Off in the distance, the school bell rang and Kurama exited the building. He casually brushed off the girls and proceeded to his house. When he got home, he made his meal and started his homework. Then he went downstairs to watch TV.
Outside, Yusuke was bored to death. 'Doesn't he do anything interesting? For a youko, he's pretty dull.' Yusuke thought. His eyelids started to get heavy. 'So boring...' As Yusuke was almost asleep, Kurama started to undress. 'Woohoo! Some action!' Yusuke aimed the camera at Kurama. Then, he heard rustling behind him. He turned around to see a huge man-eating plant.
"..................." Yusuke wasn't quite sure if that was a man-eating plant. Surely, someone as responsible as Kurama wouldn't just leave one around, right? Then, the plant dove for him. Yusuke turned around and ran for his life. The surrounding trees tried to prevent his escape.
Inside, Kurama looked out his window.
"A stalker? How foolish. I never thought those girls would actually try to peep at me." Kurama said.
Outside Yusuke was blasting off the vines and branches trying to catch him.
"A man-eating plant? Is he crazy?! What if I were a normal human? I would be dead by now!" Yusuke shouted as he tried to escape the clutches of the plant. Then, three huge plants with mouths opened wide tried to eat him. One finally caught him.
"NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!" Yusuke shouted. He felt searing pain all over his body. He tried blasting his way out, but they seemed to absorb his reiki. Then to his surprise, the plant spit him out. Yusuke turned around to finish it off, but it was no longer there. Everything looked like a normal bush and a normal tree. Yusuke blasted a tree to make sure, only to have it fall on top of him. After he crawled from under the tree, he realized that he left the camera in that tree by Kurama's window. Did he really want to get it back?
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Kuwabara was having no luck finding Hiei.
"How can someone with three eyes be so hard to find?" Kuwabara said. For the past two hours, Kuwabara was tracking down every youki he could sense, except for Kurama. They all turned out to be sly demons. One demon managed to tear off his pants, so he was walking around in his boxers. Another managed to shave off half of his hair. Other demons managed to tear his shirt to shreds, leaving him with boxers that barely hung on.
"I'm going to give that shrimp an ass-kicking once I finish this mission!"
Finally, after another hour, he saw Hiei resting calmly on a tree branch. Kuwabara smirked and whipped out his camera. Kuwabara climbed up a tree a few feet from Hiei's. By the time he got on a branch to film Hiei, the jaganshi had already left. He cursed. He stretched his neck to look around to find that Hiei was by a clearing, attacking trees and rocks. It seemed like he was training. And luckily for Kuwabara, Hiei was shirtless. Kuwabara started filming.
Hiei punched, kicked, somersaulted, back-flipped, and slashed with his sword, all the while filmed by Kuwabara. Goodie, Hiei was starting to sweat. After a good two hours, Hiei stopped his training, and disappeared. Kuwabara left his hiding place to see where Hiei went. The sound of water caught his ears. Hiei must be washing off his perspiration. This was just what he needed!
Kuwabara found the little pool of water, and Hiei bathing in it. It wasn't all that great. Hiei didn't linger. He just swam around scrubbed his face with his hands, then dried himself with his flames, quickly dressed and left. Hiei moved so fast, Kuwabara wasn't sure if Kurama could even see Hiei naked even if he paused the tape.
As Kuwabara was following Hiei, a big bulking demon got in his way. No! He couldn't stop to fight, or else he'd lose Hiei again. Kuwabara put down the camera and formed his sword. He circled the demon, lunged, and managed to kill the demon, but not before it managed to step on and crush the camera.
"NOOOOOOO!" Kuwabara cried. He failed the mission. All that hard work, gone. He decided to follow Hiei anyway. He owed him an ass-kicking for making it so difficult to find him. As he followed Hiei's energy, he found the surroundings to be more familiar. They were by Genkai's temple. 'Yukina- san!' he thought.
He found the stairs and ran into the temple. He burst into a room to find Yusuke in there. But.......was it Yusuke? His face and body seemed to be swollen. Yusuke turned around, with burns and boils all over his face.
"AHH HAA HAAA HAA HAA HAA!" Kuwabara laughed. Yusuke squinted his eyes.
"Ku-wa-ga-wa?" Yusuke mumbled. His lips and tongue were swollen too.
"What the hell happened to you?" Kuwabara asked
"Ku-wa-na." Yusuke said.
"Ku.............ra.ma?"
"Es" Yusuke said.
"Kazuma-san?" Yukina said, as she entered the room. "Ah!" She moved her hands to cover her face.
"Huh?" Kuwabara said. There was a huge blush on Yukina's face. Yusuke squinted at Kuwabara again.
"AHH HAA HAA HAA HAA – ech –eh –eh" Yusuke managed to say before he choked.
"Hm?" Kuwabara looked down. He was naked. Just as he covered himself, Hiei entered the room.
"What the hell is so – " Hiei stopped and looked at Kuwabara. Yukina was still blushing and covering her eyes. Hiei unsheathed his katana.
"How dare you walk around like that?" Hiei threatened.
"What? NO! YOU did this to me!" Kuwabara said. He realized that his boxers must have been torn off when he was climbing up the tree to film Hiei.
Hiei looked offended.
"Me?" Hiei said.
"Uh......." Kuwabara couldn't say he was stalking Hiei and wound up naked. No, that would make him sound perverted. Before he could come up with an answer, Hiei brought his sword down on Kuwabara.
"How dare you show yourself like this to Yukina?!" Hiei yelled. He chased Kuwabara out of the temple.
"What's all the commotion about?" Genkai asked as she entered. Yukina was still averting her eyes.
"Yukina?" Genkai asked.
"Ku-wa-ga-wa an Hi-ei" Yusuke mumbled. Genkai raised an eyebrow at him.
"Damn, I told Kurama not to use those plants. He should use others to keep intruders out." Genkai said.
Mission...........................................................failed.
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A/N: I'll try to get the next chapter out faster.
Botan met with Yusuke and Kuwabara. She was surprised that they still haven't gotten Kurama and Hiei to fall for each other yet. She was gone for a week. They have completed harder missions in a shorter amount of time.
"One week and nothing?!" Botan asked.
"I told you, we tried to get them together, but we needed that time to heal. Hiei almost killed us!" Yusuke said.
"How could you think of peeping when you haven't finished the mission?!"
"We thought we did!" Kuwabara said.
"You should have stayed and made sure they got together!"
"WHAT? WATCH THEM?" Kuwabara was horrified she even suggested it.
"How else were you two going to be sure they were even together?" Botan asked. Hm. Good question.
"There's no point in crying over spilled milk. We failed." Yusuke said.
"Failed? No, it's just a minor setback." Botan said.
"Hm?" Yusuke wondered.
"Well, you have to try again!"
"I'm not so sure we'll live if we see Hiei again." Yusuke said. How were they going to get Kurama and Hiei together?
"Hey, Botan, what's that behind you?" Kuwabara asked. She turned around to look at her heavy briefcase.
"Oh, it's just some spying equipment from Reikai." Botan said. Yusuke had an idea.
"Hey, can we borrow this?"
"Why?" Kuwabara asked.
"Well, since we don't want to directly see them, why don't we just make videos of them, you know, when they're naked, and then send them to each other?" Yusuke suggested.
"WHAT? EW!"
"Why not? They never do anything when they're together because they don't do anything that would attract each other. These videos would just.......... give them a little push."
"Great idea, Yusuke." Botan exclaimed. She handed them the equipment and then hopped on her oar.
"Hey! Leaving again? Why don't you help us this time? It would be easier to tape them because you can float on that." Yusuke said.
"Well, I have something to do." She said as she floated higher up on her oar. "Don't ruin the equipment, boys! Good luck!" Then she disappeared. Yusuke and Kuwabara looked at the equipment in their hands.
"How do we work this?" Kuwabara asked.
"Who knows?" Yusuke responded. After a few hours of experimenting, they learned that pressing the big black button records things and the big green button takes pictures and the small red button is the flash. The other scrolls and knobs were used for x-rays and other modes.
Kuwabara decided he should stalk Hiei since Yusuke would be killed if Hiei saw him spying on him, although Kuwabara might die too because Hiei just despised him. They split up to track their targets.
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"Alright, Kurama should be easy to track. He's mostly at home all the time." Yusuke said. He set up his camera in a tree outside Kurama's window.
Off in the distance, the school bell rang and Kurama exited the building. He casually brushed off the girls and proceeded to his house. When he got home, he made his meal and started his homework. Then he went downstairs to watch TV.
Outside, Yusuke was bored to death. 'Doesn't he do anything interesting? For a youko, he's pretty dull.' Yusuke thought. His eyelids started to get heavy. 'So boring...' As Yusuke was almost asleep, Kurama started to undress. 'Woohoo! Some action!' Yusuke aimed the camera at Kurama. Then, he heard rustling behind him. He turned around to see a huge man-eating plant.
"..................." Yusuke wasn't quite sure if that was a man-eating plant. Surely, someone as responsible as Kurama wouldn't just leave one around, right? Then, the plant dove for him. Yusuke turned around and ran for his life. The surrounding trees tried to prevent his escape.
Inside, Kurama looked out his window.
"A stalker? How foolish. I never thought those girls would actually try to peep at me." Kurama said.
Outside Yusuke was blasting off the vines and branches trying to catch him.
"A man-eating plant? Is he crazy?! What if I were a normal human? I would be dead by now!" Yusuke shouted as he tried to escape the clutches of the plant. Then, three huge plants with mouths opened wide tried to eat him. One finally caught him.
"NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!" Yusuke shouted. He felt searing pain all over his body. He tried blasting his way out, but they seemed to absorb his reiki. Then to his surprise, the plant spit him out. Yusuke turned around to finish it off, but it was no longer there. Everything looked like a normal bush and a normal tree. Yusuke blasted a tree to make sure, only to have it fall on top of him. After he crawled from under the tree, he realized that he left the camera in that tree by Kurama's window. Did he really want to get it back?
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Kuwabara was having no luck finding Hiei.
"How can someone with three eyes be so hard to find?" Kuwabara said. For the past two hours, Kuwabara was tracking down every youki he could sense, except for Kurama. They all turned out to be sly demons. One demon managed to tear off his pants, so he was walking around in his boxers. Another managed to shave off half of his hair. Other demons managed to tear his shirt to shreds, leaving him with boxers that barely hung on.
"I'm going to give that shrimp an ass-kicking once I finish this mission!"
Finally, after another hour, he saw Hiei resting calmly on a tree branch. Kuwabara smirked and whipped out his camera. Kuwabara climbed up a tree a few feet from Hiei's. By the time he got on a branch to film Hiei, the jaganshi had already left. He cursed. He stretched his neck to look around to find that Hiei was by a clearing, attacking trees and rocks. It seemed like he was training. And luckily for Kuwabara, Hiei was shirtless. Kuwabara started filming.
Hiei punched, kicked, somersaulted, back-flipped, and slashed with his sword, all the while filmed by Kuwabara. Goodie, Hiei was starting to sweat. After a good two hours, Hiei stopped his training, and disappeared. Kuwabara left his hiding place to see where Hiei went. The sound of water caught his ears. Hiei must be washing off his perspiration. This was just what he needed!
Kuwabara found the little pool of water, and Hiei bathing in it. It wasn't all that great. Hiei didn't linger. He just swam around scrubbed his face with his hands, then dried himself with his flames, quickly dressed and left. Hiei moved so fast, Kuwabara wasn't sure if Kurama could even see Hiei naked even if he paused the tape.
As Kuwabara was following Hiei, a big bulking demon got in his way. No! He couldn't stop to fight, or else he'd lose Hiei again. Kuwabara put down the camera and formed his sword. He circled the demon, lunged, and managed to kill the demon, but not before it managed to step on and crush the camera.
"NOOOOOOO!" Kuwabara cried. He failed the mission. All that hard work, gone. He decided to follow Hiei anyway. He owed him an ass-kicking for making it so difficult to find him. As he followed Hiei's energy, he found the surroundings to be more familiar. They were by Genkai's temple. 'Yukina- san!' he thought.
He found the stairs and ran into the temple. He burst into a room to find Yusuke in there. But.......was it Yusuke? His face and body seemed to be swollen. Yusuke turned around, with burns and boils all over his face.
"AHH HAA HAAA HAA HAA HAA!" Kuwabara laughed. Yusuke squinted his eyes.
"Ku-wa-ga-wa?" Yusuke mumbled. His lips and tongue were swollen too.
"What the hell happened to you?" Kuwabara asked
"Ku-wa-na." Yusuke said.
"Ku.............ra.ma?"
"Es" Yusuke said.
"Kazuma-san?" Yukina said, as she entered the room. "Ah!" She moved her hands to cover her face.
"Huh?" Kuwabara said. There was a huge blush on Yukina's face. Yusuke squinted at Kuwabara again.
"AHH HAA HAA HAA HAA – ech –eh –eh" Yusuke managed to say before he choked.
"Hm?" Kuwabara looked down. He was naked. Just as he covered himself, Hiei entered the room.
"What the hell is so – " Hiei stopped and looked at Kuwabara. Yukina was still blushing and covering her eyes. Hiei unsheathed his katana.
"How dare you walk around like that?" Hiei threatened.
"What? NO! YOU did this to me!" Kuwabara said. He realized that his boxers must have been torn off when he was climbing up the tree to film Hiei.
Hiei looked offended.
"Me?" Hiei said.
"Uh......." Kuwabara couldn't say he was stalking Hiei and wound up naked. No, that would make him sound perverted. Before he could come up with an answer, Hiei brought his sword down on Kuwabara.
"How dare you show yourself like this to Yukina?!" Hiei yelled. He chased Kuwabara out of the temple.
"What's all the commotion about?" Genkai asked as she entered. Yukina was still averting her eyes.
"Yukina?" Genkai asked.
"Ku-wa-ga-wa an Hi-ei" Yusuke mumbled. Genkai raised an eyebrow at him.
"Damn, I told Kurama not to use those plants. He should use others to keep intruders out." Genkai said.
Mission...........................................................failed.
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A/N: I'll try to get the next chapter out faster.