A/N: Yay! I updated! Sorry it's not so long.

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Yusuke and Kuwabara were outside the theatre waiting for Kurama and Hiei to show up. It was a week after the "dates" Yusuke and Botan went on. Botan still couldn't show her face in town. It was like a military take-over, except obsessive teenage girls were the soldiers. One poor girl thought it would be cool to dye her hair blue, but the girls, who mistook her for Botan, hunted her down. Kurama wasn't fairing any better. He was constantly questioned at school about who his girlfriend was. A week later, he still couldn't convince them that it was a one-time date.

"Urameshi, are you sure we were supposed to meet them here?" Kuwabara asked.

"Yes. At 2PM." Yusuke answered.

"How did you convince Hiei to come anyway?"

"I said we had a mission."

"I see." Kuwabara said. Yusuke looked at his watch. 2:12.

"Strange. It's not like Kurama to be late." Yusuke said.

"Maybe him and Hiei are caught up doing something." Kuwabara sniggered.

"Well, only one way to find out." After twenty more minutes, a man with a long coat, bucket hat, and sunglasses showed up with Hiei at his side.

"Kurama?" Yusuke asked.

"Yeah, Yusuke." Kurama answered.

"Why are you dressed like that?"

"I didn't want any girls to follow me." Kurama answered.

"So how are you two?" Yusuke asked.

"We're fine." Hiei said gruffly. "Where's the mission supposed to be?"

"Right here." Yusuke pointed to the theatre.

"I don't sense demons in there." Hiei said.

"Well, it's not really a mission. I just thought we could hang out as friends." Yusuke said.

"Yeah. I mean, all we really do is fight. We never really get to know each other." Kuwabara added.

"So, Kurama, how well did you get to know Hiei?" Yusuke asked.

"Um... what do you mean by that?" Kurama questioned.

"Well, you know...... last week, you chased after Hiei. You two seemed to have some trouble. I thought you two just got things sorted out, and got to know each other better...." Yusuke said, with a sly grin on his face.

"What the hell are you talking about? I left because I couldn't stand to be around you stupid humans for so long." Hiei grumbled.

"But I thought Kurama went after him." Kuwabara wondered.

"Well, of course. I wanted to make sure Hiei wouldn't do anything drastic because he was so mad." Kurama said.

"Was he mad because he was jealous?" Yusuke hoped. Hiei shot him a mean glance. Right, Hiei doesn't get jealous. He just gets angry and frustrated. The fates aren't kind enough to make Yusuke's mission easy.

"Kch. I'm not obligated to be with you if it's not a mission." Hiei said. He wanted to leave.

"But we'd be better partners if we knew each other." Yusuke said.

"Hn. I don't want to know any of you."

"It's a movie, Hiei. You might like it. We could see an action film. You'll get to watch humans kill each other." Kurama said.

"Hn." Hiei followed them into the theatre.

Because Kurama and Hiei were late, the action film was already starting. The place was crowded, and they had a hard time finding a place where they could all sit together. Hiei wanted to leave when he saw how many people there were, but Yusuke and Kuwabara wouldn't let him. They found a couple of seats near the front. Yusuke and Kuwabara made sure they sat together. It was a stretch that Kurama would get scared and cuddle Hiei, but they could hope. Yusuke grabbed Kuwabara and told them they wanted refreshments.

"Who cares about the food? We're missing the film!" Kuwabara said.

"Come on, we're not really here for the movie. Did you get what I asked for?" Yusuke asked.

"I'll give it to you later!" Kuwabara hushed and looked around embarrassed.

"Take it out now!"

"Why?!" Kuwabara was red in the face.

"We're going to drop it into their drinks." Yusuke said.

"Oh! I see. I thought you just wanted it for personal use."

"Idiot! Why would I need it?"

"Um... can I help you?" the worker asked.

"Yes. Two large popcorns and drinks." Yusuke said. They paid for their food and headed back to the theatre. Kuwabara took out the viagra pills and crushed them so it would dissolve in the drink. They handed the salty popcorn to Kurama and Hiei to share, and the drink with viagra in it to them while Yusuke and Kuwabara shared the other. Whoops, they only took three straws. Guess Kurama and Hiei would have to share one.

As the movie progressed, the salty popcorn made Kurama and Hiei take long sips from the drink. Not only that, they started to get a strange feeling in their lower abdomen. They both started to feel uncomfortable. They asked Kuwabara and Yusuke if the food tasted strange. They answered that they felt completely normal. Yusuke suggested that maybe it was just the fact that they were so close to each other, in the dark, slurping from the same straw.....

Hiei and Kurama just dismissed it as bad food and stopped eating. Too late, the drug's effect was taking place.

The movie ended and people were emptying out the theatre. Hiei was disappointed. He thought real people were actually going to kill each other. Too bad it was only on film.

Kurama and Hiei couldn't ignore their bodies anymore. They both quickly left to the bathroom. There was actually a short line. Yusuke and Kuwabara stood near the exit, waiting for their friends.

"Ah hah hah! Once they have sex, they'll get together. I mean, we've almost gotten killed trying to get them to fall in love. This way is so much easier." Yusuke said.

"Are you sure they'll be happy though?" Kuwabara asked.

"Sex makes everyone happy!" Yusuke yelled a little too loudly.

"Well...... should we check up on them?" Kuwabara asked.

"We'll just quickly stick our heads in."

"Yeah, there's no point in lingering."

"Yeah."

"Yeah."

".................."

"SO STICK YOUR HEAD IN!" Kuwabara yelled.

"I don't want to see them!"

"Horny demon sex was your idea!"

"I came up with the plan! So just do your part and just see if it worked!" Kuwabara argued. They were making quite a scene. People were starting to look. They calmed down.

"I know. How about we just put our ears to the wall. If we hear the noises, we'll know they're too busy fucking to notice us."

"Yeah, then we'll quickly peek in to see that they are actually doing it and we'll have completed our mission!" Kuwabara chirped.

Carefully, the two made it inconspicuously to the bathroom. There was no longer a line. The duo pressed their ears to the wall. They heard two sets of shoes scramble to the bathroom stall. They heard a lock click and clothes rustling.

"Dammit, I can't get it off faster." Hiei said.

"Then why do you wear so many belts?" Kurama asked.

"Finally!" Hiei exclaimed as they heard pants drop to the floor.

"Ah! That feels so good." Kurama said.

"I never thought something this big would be in my ass." Hiei said.

"Ah! Argh!" Kurama yelled.

"Fuck! There's so much!" Hiei cursed. Kuwabara and Yusuke heard disgusted groans of the other guys in the bathroom. Soon, the door opened and a hoard of guys left the bathroom.

"That's so disgusting," one guy said. They heard more moans and groans for a while longer. Yusuke felt something wet on his shoulder. He turned around to see Kuwabara crying.

"What's wrong?" Yusuke asked.

"I...I.. never thought I'd be this happy to hear two guys fuck," he sniffled.

"Stop crying! We still need visual confirmation!"

"Ok. Ok!" Kuwabara dried his tears and they pushed the door to the bathroom slowly. There was no one in there except the demons. There was a horrible stench though. The theatre staff needs to clean their toilets more often. Then they heard water splashing. Water?

Yusuke saw two sets of feet, but they were in different stalls. Hmm... if people have sex, shouldn't they be in the same stall?

"Kurama, Hiei?" Kuwabara yelled.

"Kisama! What the hell did you do to our food?" Hiei cursed.

"What are you talking about?" Yusuke said.

"Yusuke! We started to feel funny after we ate your food!" Kurama said. He groaned again, and they heard water splashing again.

"Oh no." Kuwabara said. He fumbled around his pocket and took out the pills.

"What is it?" Yusuke asked.

"Vi....gra (1)...... laxative" Kuwabara stated.

"WHAT?!" Yusuke and Kurama yelled together. Yusuke and Kuwabara realized the mistake and quickly ran out of the theatre. They kept running until they were somewhere near Genkai's temple.

"LAXATIVE?! You gave them laxatives?" Yusuke yelled.

"How did I know? I can't read English that well!" Kuwabara confessed.

"Great! Now they'll never get together. Who the hell wants to have sex with someone they heard shitting logs out of their ass? And not only that! Once Kurama tells Hiei what laxatives are, he'll track us down and kill us for sure!" Yusuke said.

"Oh no! Hiei will think we tried to poison him!"

"Argh! I give up! This is an impossible mission!"

"Now what do we do?" Kuwabara asked. They looked around.

"I know! Let's stay in Genkai's temple! Yukina will be in there!" Yusuke said.

"Ah! That's right! Genkai will teach us new fighting techniques against Hiei and Kurama won't kill us in front of Yukina-san!"

"Um........ yeah." Yusuke said. He hoped Hiei wouldn't kill them in front of his sister.

Mission...........................................................failed.

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(1) I don't really know any brand names of laxatives, so I made one up.