AN: Okay, I tried two other fics and I didn't like them, so I going to try again with this one. I also apologize for the horrible ending, I just couldn't think of how to end it. I love this song from Good Charlotte, so enjoy and review please!


Educated

With money

He's well dressed

Not funny

And not to say in

Most conversations

But he'll foot the bill in

Most situations

Cause he pays for everything

Ron sighed as Bonnie looped her arms around Brick's neck. His father recently won the lottery and now Brick was the stud of Middleton High. He wasn't smart or funny, but it had a million dollars, so he was 'the man'.

Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money

Boys will laugh at girls when they're not funny

Ron watched Bonnie eyed his car. It was a sleek, black Jaguar. She gave a squeal of delight and waited by her door, hoping that he would open it for her. Brick laughed at her for not opening the door, like he was and Bonnie stared at him with annoyance.

Paper

Or plastic

Don't matter

She'll have it

Vacations

And shopping sprees

These are a few

Of her favorite things

She'll get what she wants

If she's willing to please

His type of girl

Always comes with a fee

Hey, now, there's nothing for free

Ron had spotted Bonnie and Brick at mall. Now he might have seemed like a stalker, but he just wanted to see how happy Bonnie was with Brick. "Brick!" Her voice was high pitch and whiny. "Can you buy this too?" It was a gold chain locket.

"That's very expensive..." Brick muttered as he looked at his wallet.

"Please Brick..." She whined. "It'll mean so much to me..." She gave him the puppy dog pout and Brick gave in.

"Okay," He told her with a sigh. "You know I can say no to such a face." Bonnie let out another squeal of delight, much like the one she made with she saw his car, as Brick gave the money to cashier.

"She should put a price tag on herself." Ron muttered as Bonnie and Brick came out of the jewelry store. "I wonder if you have to pay her to go on a date with her."

Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money

Boys will laugh at girls when they're not funny

And these girls like these boys like these boys like these girls

The girls with the bodies like boys with Ferraris

Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money

Ron watched as Brick tried to fit the shopping bags into his trunk as Bonnie sat it the car. 'She probably doesn't even like him.' Ron thought. 'She only dates him because he has money.' Brick grunted as if in a sign of help as Bonnie studied her nails.

"Bonnie, honey, can you help me out?"

"Brick, I might break a nail." She pouted. Ron sighed, any girl that attractive only like guys with expensive cars or something. Ron didn't even have a car.

Let's go!

Eh, eh!

Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money

Boys will laugh at girls when they're not funny

And these girls like these boys like these boys like these girls

The girls with the bodies like boys with Ferraris

Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money

Ron sat in the cafeteria as Bonnie and Brick flirted. It sickened him that Bonnie was messing around with Brick just because he had a wallet full of cash. 'Girls don't like boys,' Ron thought as he scanned the cafeteria, looking at the popular girls. 'Girls like cars and money.' He sighed as he poked his food with a fork. 'Kim probably likes Josh because he has a body and he has money.'

All of these boys, yeah get all of these girls

Losing their souls in a material world

All of these boys, yeah get all of these girls

Losing their souls in a material world

All of these boys, yeah get all of these girls

Losing their souls in a material world

All of these boys, yeah get all of these girls

Losing their souls in a material world

Ron stood up finally. 'They're just greedy.' He thought as he smirked at Brick and Bonnie. 'Let their own greediness fog up their judgment.' He looked down at his shirt and remembered buying it at Smarty Mart. 'I'm glad my I don't have a cent to my name.'