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Note: This is going to be a kind of weird and hard to follow at times.

Raiden vs Noob Saibot

Raiden, the god of thunder vs. Noob Saibot, a brother of the shadow.

Announcer: Fight! ................. wait................. Where's Raiden?

(Scene: Raiden is making out with Hotaru from Deception)

Hotaru: Fuck, Raiden, your to small! I'm leaving you!

Raiden: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Damn you Enzyte!

(Scene: back at the tournament)

Announcer: Ummmmmmmmm......... ok, I guess we will just have to wait.

Ball From Pong: Play with me!!!!

Left Paddle From Pong: No! Me!

Right Paddle: Debate, another side effect of hunger. Shoul...........

Scorpion/Gorbak: NO NO NO NO NO, THIS IS COPYING OFF OF "THE GREAT PONG SAGA!"

Raiden, you need to quit fucking those sluts and get the hell down here for the fight or I'll have to rip your fucking balls off! Or I will just go back in time and kill Nolan Bushnell so neither you, or any video games were ever even fucking created, god damnit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone else: ......................oooooooookkkk

Raiden Flies down from the clouds.

Raiden: Ok, im here.

Nolan Bushnell: Fight!

Announcer: It's Battle 1, Fight! And that's my fucking line! Battle 1, Fight!

Noob Saibot: Just start the fucking fight, and quit your goddamn bitching!

Announcer: Fine, Battle 1, Fight!

Raiden uses his flying move to smash Noob Saibot through a wall. It then shows that they landed in the world of Pitfall ™.

Noob Saibot: Where the fuck are we!

Nolan Bushnell: Why this is one of my creations. It is called Pitfall ™.

Announcer: I could've told them that you little pecker!

The anoouncer and Bushnell start to fight again!

Raiden: Awwwww, Shit, Snakes!

Noob Saibot: And scorpions!

Raiden: And Alligators!

Scorpion/Gorbak: I suggest you two fight if you want to keep your balls!

Raiden and Noob Saibot start to fight.

Noob Saibot throws Raiden into the alligator pit.

Announcer and bushnell: Noob Saibot wins, ANIMALITY! Wait, that's my fucking line! Round 2, FIGHT!

Raiden gets stung by the pixelated scorpion and starts melting.

Raiden: Fuck, I'm melting!

Announcer and Bushnell: Noob Saibot wins, Animality!

They start fighting, Bushnell wins.

Scorpion/Gorbak: bushnell wins, FATALITY!

From now on, instead of the announcer, bushnell will comentate on the fights.

Next chapter: Kai vs. Goro!