Disclaimer: J.K owns it and I don't think she would have them acting like this.

Major OOCness inside

Double Truth or Dare

After a night of frolicking and drinking, The Marauders decided to come back to play truth or dare.

"Remus," James said, "you have to give one of the ladies a lap dance, and take you shirt of at least."

Remus narrowed his eyes at James, "Fine I accept." Remus conjured a chair for Mariah, one of Lily's friends. "Mariah, if you would be so kind as to let me treat you to Moony's delights." He held out his hand, and she gave it to him. "Oi, Prongs, play that Stripping Song, if you want my body." James grinned as he pressed the button. Mariah looked like she was going to die of embarrassment as Remus took of his belt and straddled her lap. He pulled her in for a kiss which she obliged to. After a bit of grinding and kissing, Remus said, "If you want my body, and you think I'm sexy, come on Mariah let me know."

James swallowed and pulled Lily in his lap. "Okay Remus who are you going to dare?"

Remus' eyes flashed amber with wickedness, "I choose Sirius and Victoria..."

"Wait a minute; truth or dare only involves one person doing a dare or a truth, not both Remus," said Lily from in between James' legs.

"Well, ever dare should involve two people, you know, to share embarrassment." Everyone slowly agreed, "So, I dare Sirius and Victoria to do a porno scene with that naughty maid outfit. Don't look like you don't have it Sirius, we know you used it last week during..."

Sirius blushed, but walked up the stairs, shouting, "Remus Jonathan Lupin, you ever mention that to anyone ever again, you will be lacking in a certain area and speaking in falsetto!" Sirius came back the blush in his cheeks even more evident. "Don't worry I washed it. Twice."

"Okay."
Ten minutes later the script had been set; Sirius as Mr. Hung and Victoria as Miss. Fanny.
Mr. Hung: (Comes in and slams the door) Miss Fanny!

Miss Fanny: (French accent) Yes, Mr. Hung?

Mr. Hung: I don't like your cleaning (Grabs her by the waist and slaps her on the ass)

Miss Fanny: Oo-la-la

Mr. Hung: let me show you why they call me Mr. Hung....

Sirius let go of Victoria's waist, "That's as much as we have to do; fifty words. Now, it's our turn..." Victoria and Sirius consulted in whispered for a second and then concurred. "James and Remus have to kiss like this," Sirius pushed Victoria onto the coffee table and laid on top of her, grinding against her. Sirius looked over at Remus, "Kiss Prongs like that."

"Bloody hell, man," James exclaimed as he pulled Remus on top of him. For a minute, there was no sound except for the occasional "oh dear god." "Now, that's what I call good snog." He looked down at Moony, "I say, man, bloody good snog." They shook hands, and Remus pulled James up.

Everyone, including Lily burst out laughing when Mariah tried not to look anywhere. Out of the whole group she was the youngest, and therefore, the only virgin. It was her turn. James smiled at her, and said, "I won't make you do anything too bad. I just want you to lick chocolate off of Remus."

She nodded and James handed her the bottle of chocolate. "Moony if you would be so kind..." Remus quickly removed his shirt for the second time that night, and lay on the coffee table. Mariah tossed her hair over hair over her shoulder seductively and whispered, "Moony, you'll be seeing stars when I finish with you; marauder's honor."

The chocolate was drizzled all over Moony, mostly at the lower belt region.

"Mr. Moony, which do you like more," she said seductively, "white or milk chocolate?"

"Ohhhh.....milk chocolate," He huffed, trying not to moan.

"Licking," she licked up more near his belt, Remus put his fist in his mouth, "or being licked."

Remus couldn't say anything, he just howled. Mariah sat up and looked at Lily with a serious look on her face

"I win, Lily; I told you I could make Remus moan and howl in the same night."

Sirius looked at Remus, who looked like he was in agony, "What?"

"WE had a wager about if she could give you hard on first before I could make Remus howl and moan, I would do her laundry for a week, but if I won, she would do mine."

Lily cocked an eyebrow, "Whose to say he doesn't?" James started to blush the darkest color crimson.

"Well, I guess you would know; you're sitting in his lap. So how's about we call this a draw?" Lily and Mariah shook hands.

That's how you play Truth or dare: Marauders Style.

Author's Note: I know, major OOCness but it just popped in my head so there.