The true deadly alliance Chapter 9: 9, a mortal kombat fanfic

Kabal vs. Kintaro

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Note: This chapter will contain profiles. They are copyright of midway©

Kintaro's profile: Kintaro performs well as the succesor to his fellow shokan, and brother, Goro. Like he, Kintaro was soon feared from all across the realms, and Kintaro alloted Shao Kahn the time to open the portals to crush the Earthrealm. In other words, he's a badass.

Kabal's Profile: After returning from near death, Kabal swears revenge against his attackers. He fights alongside the other Earth warriors. When he defeats Motaro and the mighty Shao Kahn he proves that he truly is the chosen one.

Before the invasion Kabal lived a life of crime. He was once a member of The Black Dragon along with Kano. Now Kabal devotes his life to fighting Injustice: He will give crimes inner circles a new reason to fear. In other words, he's a badass.

Bushnell: Battle 1, Fight!

Kintaro: Okay then, ummm......... arrrgggggggghhhhhhh!

Kabal: Yeah, umm........ .......... .... I'm not scared of you.

Kintaro: Yes you are

Kabal: No, I'm not.

Kintaro: Yes you are

Kabal: No, I'm not.

Kintaro: Yes you are

Kabal: No, I'm not.

Kintaro: Yes you are

Kabal: No, I'm not.

Kintaro: Yes you are

Kabal: No, I'm not.

Bushnell: Just start the god damn fight!

Kintaro throws Kabal into a wall. Kabal breaks through the wall. There is a big hole. Thinking that it would kill Kabal, Kintaro threw him into the hole. Kabal fell quickly. All of the sudden the other two gotsucked into the hole. When they landed, they found themselves in a world of dots. It had some ghosts and a large yellow dot.

Kabal: Where are we man?

Bushnell: This is Pac-Man™!

Kintaro: Okay, but why is it full of dots?

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Kintaro: Good for you man, but your gonna get really fat if you keep eating those fucking dots!

Pacman: Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble?

Kabal: What he means is, you're a fat douche.

Pacman angrily to Kintaro:

Pacman bites Kintaro.

Kintaro: Ouch, you little bastard, I'll kill you!

Kintaro kicks Pac-man 5 times until all of his lives are gone.

Bushnell: Kintaro wins, ARCADALITY!

Kabal: Your on some serious fucking drugs arent you Nolan.

Blinky: Boo!

Kintaro: Ahh what the fuck dude! You fucking scared me you god damn ghost!

Pinky: Boo!

Kintaro: Ahh what the fuck dude! You fucking scared me you god damn ghost!

Inky: Boo!

Kintaro: Ahh what the fuck dude! You fucking scared me you god damn ghost!

Kabal: Wait a second, I see a pattern.

Kintaro: Let's kill the fucking ghosts!

Kabal: How, though?

Bushnell: It is very easy. You just have to get one of those big dots. The ghosts will turn blue and you can run up and eat them. Then, if my calculations are correct, the ghosts will be gone forever and them we can start the fight again.

Kintaro: Oh, okay.

The three all go toget the dots.

(Screen Caption: 5 minutes later)

Kabal: Okay, good, all of the stupid ghosts are gone.

Kintaro: They wouldn't have even been here in the first place if you hadn't broken that god damned wall.

Kabal: You threw me into the fucking thing!

Kintaro: Oh yeah. But you didn't have to fall into the god damned hole and get us all sucked into Pac-Man™, this place sucks.

Kabal: Dude: You fucking picked me up and threw me into that hole.

Kintaro: Oh yeah.

Bushnell: Can we please just continue the fight?

Kabal: Sure.

Kabal punches Kintaro.

Pacman:

Kintaro: Shut up, you're dead.

Pacman: Oh yeah.

Pacman dies. Kabal once again punches Kintaro. Kintaro however retaliates by throwing him out of the world, and once again they all fall. They land in the exact same place only pac-man is there again.

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Kintaro: Asswip, your hogging the story, plus, you're DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! GODDAMMIT!!!!!!!!

Pac-man dies one last time.

Kintaro is so mad that he kills Kabal.

Bushnell: Kintaro wins, BRUTALITY! Round 2, Fight!

Kintaro is still fuming and does the exact thing to Kabal as he did before.

Bushnell: Kintaro wins, BRUTALITY!

(Scene: back at the mk temple.)

Kintaro: Finally my match is over!

Next Chapter: Shang Tsung vs. King Gorbak