Author's Note: I thought this up, so here it is
Harry, Ron, Hermione, the Twins, Draco Malfoy, and Ginny tumbled into the Malfoy Manner. Ever since they had found out that the Malfoys were spies for the Light, they all had become good friends.
Hermione sat on the couch, giggling madly, "How about a game of truth or dare?" Everyone agreed. "So I dare Ron to kiss Draco like this." Hermione took Ron and kissed him feisty, groping under his shirt, pitching his nipples. Hermione broke away, leaving him breathless.
Draco decided to play along, and patted the seat next to him. "Come on Weasley, I want to see if you got it in you." Ron smirked, jumping his bones.
Hermione and Harry watched with mild interest, and then Harry decided to pour shot glasses of Firewhiskey.
"Ron? Draco? HELLO!" They were past the point of finishing the dare and getting to second base; Draco broke away, lips bruised.
"Hermione and I have come to the consensus that whoever drinks the most without falling over wins. The consequence for the loser if it's Hermione, she flashes us her boobs. If I lose which won't happen (you couldn't save the wizard world without being a little cocky), then I will show everyone my love wand." Hoots and hollers agreed. Hermione was of course well endowed, and Harry, well, couldn't save the wizarding world with a small penis, could he?
Hermione, of course, loses after six shots. They (except for Ginny) kept their eyes on her chest waiting for the moment. "Okay, bloody hell guys." Hermione whipped off her shirt and bra in one fluid motion and then shook her boobs back in forth with Harry's head in the middle.
Harry took out his wallet and dropped twenty galleons on the coffee table. "Jesus Hermione that's worth more than twenty galleons, but that's all I've got on me. I think I have a headache though. So, I guess its George's turn for a dare. George you have to show the full Monty or at least streak across the garden." George never one to be outdone, stood in the cold, waiting for everyone to come out. Everyone pilled out into the January cold to see him.
Hermione whispered to herself, "even with the cold, that's a great length."
Draco and Ginny gasped at that. "Hermione, did you really just say that?"
Hermione blushed, "I meant the rosebushes. Rose bushes shrink the cold, but it's nice length if I do say so myself."
Everyone except George went back inside.
Everyone did one more shot and passed out.
George stood outside, wondering how the hell he was going to get back in.