'Sam, I'm going now babe! The girls are waiting so don't take too long. Have a nice time and I'll see you later! Bye' Jack shouted up the stairs before turning to wave to Janet and Sarah, who were now sat in the living room, and leaving the house just after Sam had shouted bye back down the stairs.

'Ok I'm here, i'm here, ready to go?' Sam asked as she stopped in the hallway after running down the stairs in a hurry clutching her denim jacket.

'You look great Sam, not just clothes wise but health wise as well. You look wondeful, obviously enjoying the company of one Colonel Jack O'Neill!' Sarah said as she noticed her friends experience.

'Thanks, you took look fab too and are your trying to say i looked horribly and ugly before me and Jack got together?' Sam asked before grabbing her bag off the side.

'Before this gets into a big argument that will soon turn into something like blondes are better than brunettes can we please go as my purse needs a serious appointment with some shops!' Janet said hoping her speech would be enough to seperate the two.

Both Sam and Sarah nodded before following the doctor our of the door and into Sam's car.

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Jack headed towards the table in the far corner of the pub where his friends were sat giving Daniel a small wave on his way over to make sure he was noticed.

'Your late flyboy!' Kawalksy said as Jack sat down on the empty chair and sipped the pint that had been bought for him while Charlie continued, 'Was Sam keeping you busy?'

The guys burst out into laughter while Jack thought of a way of wording his next sentance ever so carefully so that more questions were not asked.

'Ok, well I was kept waiting not only by Sam, but Janet and Sarah as well but not becuase of what you are thinking of over there with your dirty little mind Feretti but because they're all going out shopping and I was chatting with them while they waited for Sam'

'Ok, your let off but you're buying the next rounds because of it. Now speaking of Sam, Janet and Sarah theres that little thing called revenge thats been bugging me! Anyone got any ideas?' Sam Jones asked looking round the table at the other guys.

Teal'c raised and eyebrow and Jonas opened his mouth to speak, 'I think Jack and Sam are out of this one if you know what I mean boys!'

'Hold on a minute I seem to remember a photo, some plain evilness, scheming, people getting wet and generally embarrassed by just three women and theres what, seven of us. I know they're all smart women but some of us here are smart, for example me! So what I'm saying it we need to teach these girls a lesson. Sam will think I won't get her back now so we have the perfect oppurtunity to get all three of them!'

'Jack you're one evil man, but I like it but your sure Sam will like you after this?' Daniel asked

'Well if I have to win her back I 'spose its my fault but that may be fun but how can she resist my charms?'

The laughter started again and Jack let out a huge smile. Jack started to offer everyone a drink as he was told it was his round but his phone started to go off.

'Hello'

'Hey Jack its me. If you guys are not to drunk do you fancy meeting up for late lunch in about half an hour to an hour as me and Janet have had enough of waiting in the same shop for Sarah to decided whether she wants this top or not. We've been in here for nearly half and hour already!'

'Well now you know how it feels hunny and I'll ring you back in a sec yeah? Gotta check with the guys.'

Jack put his mobile phone back down on the table and started to speak before being cut of my one Charlie Kawalsky.

'You got it bad Jack O'Neill. So what have you got to ask us about?'

'Yeah, uum Sam wants to knwo if you guys fancy meeting up for late lunch in a while something about them being bored of waiting around for Sarah to decided on some top!' Jack replied.

'That sounds good O'Neill I think it would be good to meet up with them' Teal'c said

'I think we all agree with T here people so shall I ring them back and arrange it?'

Jack picked up the phone again and dialled Sam's number.

'Hey gorgeous. Where'd ya wanna meet up? ..Yeah ok then see you there in a sec. Bye.'

'Ok then guys lets go we're going to some new place in town Janet likes and on the way we need to plot some revenge' Jack sais evily as he rose from his seat and headed towards the door while being followed by the others.

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Thanks for the reviews and supports on both the 'mess' stories! Hoepfully there will be more up soon!