Sam opened the door to her lab and headed straight to her desk opened the top draw and went to take out her laptop as per usual.

But soemthing wasn't right, it wasn't there. She checked to see if it was on top of her desk but it wasn't there either. But then one tiny little thought came to mind.

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Sam walked into the infirmary and headed straight to Janets office. She found Sarah and Janet searching through draws and filing cabinets and generally making some kind of a mess with papers flying everywhere.

'Hey what you two up to?' Sam asked as two brunettes turned round to face her.

'Well Sarah lost her phone and needed some comfort eating so she came to have some choccie with me we were about to ring and invite you when we noticed it wasn't in the usual place so we thought you might have put it back in the wrong place by mistake so we had a look but we still haven't found it!' Janet replied sitting down at her desking looking totally exhausted.

'I can't find my lap top ever so I think we know whats been going on. We just need to distract them so we can get it back becuase I have a mission report due in by tomorrow morning and I need to prnt if off but I save it to the hide drive and not disk. Ahh I'm gonna kill Jack tonight!' Sam said letting her frustration take over.

'I know just the perfect idea!' Sarah said as she let the others in on the sneaky little plan she had just thought up.

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'Come on Jan why do we have to have a physical now? You've ruined ym perfect day.'

'Ahh i'm soory Colonel, but its my job to make sure you and Kawalsky aren't gonna die on me tomorrow so please be quiet becuase the quicker I get it done the quicker you can go!'

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Sam quietly opened the door to Jack's office and along with Sarah, walked in and began to seach for the things the guys had taken.

While Sarah was frantically checking Jack's filing system in the corner of his office, Sam went to check his desk. It was cluttered and full of paperwork but nect to the computer screen her eyes caught sight of photographs. One of all the 'gang' when they were up in the cabin adn one of her and Jack on his birthday. She smiled and then looked up onto the computer screen and her smile turned evil. She read hte last few lines and saw that Jack was close to finishing so she decided to email it to herself before highlighting all of it apart from the top line and deleting it. Knowing Jack he hadn't saved it but she made sure anyway. He actually had saved it so she quiclly deleted the file and told Sarah that they should check Charlie's office.

'Hey Sam, Sarah if your looking for Jack I think he's got a medical with Janet as he was in a terrible mood last time I saw him!' Feretti said a he walked past the pair as the shut the door to Jack 's office and began to head down to Kawalsky's office.

Sarah turned the handle and walked in and like before bagn to search the filing cabinets while Sam checked the desk.

'Hey Sam, you remember that web site we were looking at the other day where you can mess with peoples computers for a day or so by making their mouse go everywhere else apart from the place you want it to. Wanna play with Charlies computer while i keep looking?' The girls once again exchanged evil smiles and went to work on their tasks.

Five minutes later Sarah jumped up and shouted I got it nearly dropping all of Janets chcolates on the floor. Sam added the finsihing touches to Kawalskys computer and they headed out of the office.

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Sam and Sarah walked into the infirmary and saw Jack and Charlie on the beds being 'tortured' by Janet and her nurses.

Sam smiled and was satisfied that the boys had been through enough with Janet as she let them go. Jack kissed Sam on the cheek on the way out and smiled innocently before following Charlie out of the door.

'Nice one girls now if you'll excuse us we have a mission breifing and so do you Janet so you better hurry up!' Sarah said after the laughter had died out.

Ten minutes later the girls were heading down to the breifing room when they saw Colonel O'Neill, along with Jones and Feretti walking down the corridor.

'Carter can I have a word with you?' Jack shouted but Sam decided to speed up and head into the briefing room so Jack would have to wait until after the briefing to have a go at her.

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Daniel was up the front going on about some historical ruins and every other male in the room, except for General Hammond, was staring at the three women.

Jack took out a pen and began to write something on his piece of paper and then held it up so that Sam, Sarah and Janet could see. It simply said, 'YOUR DEAD!'

As Daniel finished Jack hid the piece of paper and like the others turned to focus on what the General was saying.

'Thank you Doctor Jackson. Now Colonel, Major Kawalsky you said I would have mission replorts on my desk by the end of this meeting but I don't see any I expect them before i go home tonight. The mission leaves at 0900 hours tomorrow and Dr, Fraiser will be coming with. Dismissed.'

Sam, Janet and Sarah jumped out of their chairs and headed down to the control room followed by one quick Colonel and his 'team of men'.

Sam started to panic when Jack got close because although he loved her she was in for it even though she had a copy of the report.

Sam was stopped by many people on her way out of the control room. She saw Jack coming towards her and Janet talking to Siler.

'What the hell is she doing that for?' she thought to herself as Jack and the guys got real close and just as Jack opened his mouth to speak, Siler began, 'Sam, Sarah can I borrow you down in the infirmary, Dr. Fraiser has just told me she has some problems with the equipment and she could do with some help.'

Sam let out a sigh of relief, 'Sure Siler, lead the way!'

Sarah followed and so did Janet but no before sticking her tongue out and one very annoyed Colonel.

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