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'Sam?' Jack asked as he saw her lying on the bed in the infirmary.
Sam mumbled and thrashed about in her bed a bit before opening her eyes and looking at Jack.
'What happened?' She moaned as Jack stroked her hand gently.
'I don't quite know Sam. You and Siler were seeing what was up with the gate and there was a power surge or something. You took most of the blow.' Jack told her
'Ughh it hurts like hell!' Sam said as the General came walking in.
'God Major your starting to sound more and more like Jack each day!' He joked
'And what's wrong with that?' Jack said trying to act hurt.
'I think you know the answer to that one Colonel!' Hammond replied cheekily before continuing, 'SG1 and 2 are on stand down for the rest of the month. And you too Doctor. You've all been through a lot these past few months and as it wasn't a major problem with the gate I've assigned the science team on to it and Major Carter will only be called in if no one else knows what to do. Plus I decided I'd give Jack and the boys a chance to have their revenge. Just don't get Sam too much while she's ill though Jack' He told them happily.
'Well Thankyou Sir' Jack beamed
'Uum yeah Thankyou Sir I think' Sam said less happy about what her Commanding Officer had just told her.
'Right out we go please' Janet said and shooed the two men out of the infirmary, 'Sam needs a check up on her status' Janet continued confusing them with medical language.
'I just had my medical Janet' Sam told her and she smiled.
'Yes, yes I know but we can't let Jack get ahead on revenge plans can we?' She said and Sam let a smile form on her lips.
'So Hammond let us have time off to have revenge?' Kawalsky asked still not believing what Jack was saying.
'Yeah and to rest. So we're on downtime for the rest of the month boys!' Jack said happily as they changed into the civvies in the locker room.
'So how's Sam anyway?' Daniel asked
'She's feeling okay. Few days and she'll be ready to have us playing tricks on her!' Jack replied cheekily.
'Come on then lets get outta here!' Jonas said and the guys agreed
'Yeah come on we gots some evil planning to do!' Feretti said as the group walked out. Teal'c following them very confused.
'So I'll be ready in a few days will I?' Sam said as she, along with Janet and Sarah popped out from behind the shower block.
'Oh no I don't thing so Major Carter. Your body took a nasty shock and I'll have to keep a watchful eye on you for sometime' Janet lied
'And I'll have to keep my dear friends company otherwise they'll be bored to death!' Sarah exclaimed as the three of them fell about laughing.
'Ok Sam no makeup for a few days so you look like your really ill ok!' Janet said
'You saying I look rough without makeup?' Sam asked
'No it's just when your really ill you never wear makeup! I wasn't bitching I swear!' She said and Sam smiled at her friend trying to make excuses.
'Come on then lets get home to my place before it's completely taking over by the guys.' Sam said as she started to make herself look even more unwell than she was.
'See she's got it perfect. Maybe you should have become an actress and not a Major in the air force!' Sarah said as the group of women walked out of the locker room.
'Ok then so who wants a beer?' Jack asked as he lead the boys into his and Sam's house.
'Yep just realised what a stupid question that was' Jack joked as he headed out to the kitchen to grab some snacks too.
'So then Jacky Boy, how's it going with Sam?' Feretti asked as Jack came back into the room.
'Good Thankyou and that's all I'm saying to you because your mind is too dirty!' Jack joked as he handed Teal'c Sam (the male) and Daniel their beers.
'Me? Jack how could you think that of me. Kawalsky can you believe that. Jack thinks I've got a dirty mind!' Feretti joked.
'O'Neill how can someone's mind me dirty?' Teal'c asked causing the room to be filled with laughter.
'T when you say someone's mind is dirty...........' Jack started as the front door opened.
'Hello? Anyone here?' Janet shouted from the hall.
'Yep coming Jan' Jack shouted and ran to the hall to help Sam in.
'You feeling alright Sam you look worse than you did earlier' Jack said and Sarah and Janet swapped knowing glances with each other.
'I'm ok just a bit achy in places and all that' Sam replied as Jack helped her on to the couch.
'So what you boys been up to?' Sarah asked.
'O'Neill was explaining about people being 'dirty minded' just before you came in I believe.' Teal'c said dropping Jack in it.
'And why's this?' Sam asked
'Because we all said Feretti was a dirty minded man and Teal'c when someone is dirty minded its because they're always thinking about sex and rude situations' Jack said.
'Ahh look at him he's blushing!' Jonas joked
'Well thanks for that one Feretti!' Jack said and hit him playfully as the girls just watched on.
'Not my fault you started it!' He replied and pretended to be in pain where Jack had hit him.
'Ahh whatever then. You lot up to a BBQ tonight?' Jack asked and after the group agreed headed out to the back garden.