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~*~*~ Chapter Two: Mr. Chi and Mr. Kookoonana ~*~*~
At the Dursleys':
'Ding-dong! Ding-Dong! Ding-dong!'
'SIRIUS!! That isn't helping!! Just ring the actual door bell!!" Remus shouted at his wacky friend. Sirius scratches his head.
'OHHH! Right! That . . . .' Sirius reaches over and taps the door bell. Quickly he steps back and brushes his hand through his greased back hair. He and Remus were wearing black suits and had gelled back their hair. They were going for the James Bond look. They had also wanted Vernon to be able to trust them as much as possible. And they knew that expensive suits were the way to go. Of course no one had to know that Sirius had just 'borrowed' them! Slowly Vernon opened the door.
'Why hello sir! I'm Mr. . . . Chi . . . . and this is my business partner Mr. . . . . Kookoonana. We are here to present to you the deal of the century! We have an amazing set of all purpose, all-wonderful drills! Would you be in any way . . . . NOW!!!' Remus shouted. Sirius grabbed his wand out of his suit and shouted 'Patrificus totalus!' Vernon's body went stiff and he fell over to one side. Carefully Remus and Sirius stepped over the body and walked through the front door.
'Mr. Kookoonana!?!?!? What have you ben smoking!?!?!?!?' Sirius asked as they made their way through the living room. Remus shrugged.
'Well . . . I panicked! What was I supposed to say?!?!?' Remus whispered hurriedly.
Sirius rolled his eyes. 'Something NON-Kookoonana!'
As they emerged into the kitchen they were met by a panicking squeal. A rather large and squishy balloon ran past them, no, it was Dudley! Remus and Sirius both turned toward each other and shook their heads. Sirius pointed his wand at the large blob hopping away and whispered 'Piggly wiggly!' Dudley stopped, turned around, and stared at Sirius. In which case Sirius started to whack his wand on the table, hoping that it would fix it. After a few seconds he stopped and examined his wand.
'Nothing wrong here, he must be too much of a pig to actually turn him into one. Oh well!' Sirius said with a shrug. Remus smiled and pulled out his wand.
'On the count of three! One . . . Two . . Three!' Remus shouted and they both yelled 'Piggly wiggly!' Within seconds Dudley sprouted a curly tail and a flat nose. Another few seconds and he was fully transformed, a smaller version of what he had been.
'The power of the Marauders!! Ha, ha!! All shall fear the havoc we shall wreak!!!!!' Sirius shouted. Remus fell over laughing, and it took a few minutes before he could stand up.
'Two down, one to go!' Sirius said while nudging Remus as they walked up the stairs.
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TBC
We promise that the next chapter will be longer! At least. Anrion promises, as I'm writing next!!!
Please R&R!
~*~*~ Chapter Two: Mr. Chi and Mr. Kookoonana ~*~*~
At the Dursleys':
'Ding-dong! Ding-Dong! Ding-dong!'
'SIRIUS!! That isn't helping!! Just ring the actual door bell!!" Remus shouted at his wacky friend. Sirius scratches his head.
'OHHH! Right! That . . . .' Sirius reaches over and taps the door bell. Quickly he steps back and brushes his hand through his greased back hair. He and Remus were wearing black suits and had gelled back their hair. They were going for the James Bond look. They had also wanted Vernon to be able to trust them as much as possible. And they knew that expensive suits were the way to go. Of course no one had to know that Sirius had just 'borrowed' them! Slowly Vernon opened the door.
'Why hello sir! I'm Mr. . . . Chi . . . . and this is my business partner Mr. . . . . Kookoonana. We are here to present to you the deal of the century! We have an amazing set of all purpose, all-wonderful drills! Would you be in any way . . . . NOW!!!' Remus shouted. Sirius grabbed his wand out of his suit and shouted 'Patrificus totalus!' Vernon's body went stiff and he fell over to one side. Carefully Remus and Sirius stepped over the body and walked through the front door.
'Mr. Kookoonana!?!?!? What have you ben smoking!?!?!?!?' Sirius asked as they made their way through the living room. Remus shrugged.
'Well . . . I panicked! What was I supposed to say?!?!?' Remus whispered hurriedly.
Sirius rolled his eyes. 'Something NON-Kookoonana!'
As they emerged into the kitchen they were met by a panicking squeal. A rather large and squishy balloon ran past them, no, it was Dudley! Remus and Sirius both turned toward each other and shook their heads. Sirius pointed his wand at the large blob hopping away and whispered 'Piggly wiggly!' Dudley stopped, turned around, and stared at Sirius. In which case Sirius started to whack his wand on the table, hoping that it would fix it. After a few seconds he stopped and examined his wand.
'Nothing wrong here, he must be too much of a pig to actually turn him into one. Oh well!' Sirius said with a shrug. Remus smiled and pulled out his wand.
'On the count of three! One . . . Two . . Three!' Remus shouted and they both yelled 'Piggly wiggly!' Within seconds Dudley sprouted a curly tail and a flat nose. Another few seconds and he was fully transformed, a smaller version of what he had been.
'The power of the Marauders!! Ha, ha!! All shall fear the havoc we shall wreak!!!!!' Sirius shouted. Remus fell over laughing, and it took a few minutes before he could stand up.
'Two down, one to go!' Sirius said while nudging Remus as they walked up the stairs.
~*~*~
TBC
We promise that the next chapter will be longer! At least. Anrion promises, as I'm writing next!!!
Please R&R!