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answered immediately. Ok? On with the fic!
Disclaimer: I noticed, you might have too, that I made no reference to any Arthurian characters so I don't have to say I don't own them. However, if I do mention them, I still don't own them. And I still don't own the X-Men. But Jennifer and Timothy are mine. Love Timothy! Lets give the kid a fan club!
The Bleak Forest
Sir Lance and his band of recreants galloped towards the forest to perform their evil. Cool line huh? Sorry, on with the fic!
Princess Kitty and her knights were trotting down the path to the forest, when suddenly a shrill whistle sounded.
Sir Logan drew his sword and commanded his fellows to do likewise.
"Like, whats the matter?" Princess Kitty huffed.
"I don't like the smell o' this place," Sir Logan snarled.
"Its like, the Bleak Forest!" the princess scoffed. "Its like, supposed to smell funny. Come on!" and she kicked her palfrey on dispite Sir Logan's warnings.
"She's mine!" Sir Lance laughed as he charged towards the unsuspecting princess. He charged his steed right at her, but the black horse stopped just in front of Kitty's mare to snuffle the smaller horse's nose.
The sudden stop caused Sir Lance to lose his seat and go flying over his horse's withers, right into the princess' arms.
"Like, get off me you brute!" Princess Kitty screamed.
Sir Lance quickly spun around and grabbed the reins from the princess' hands. He set his spurs into the palfrey's ribs and galloped further into the forest.
"Daft Half Pint," Sir Logan growled and he and his men charged off into the forest after her.
"Enjoying your ride milady?" Sir Lance cackled as he raced through the trees.
"Like, I think we're too heavy for my horse," Princess Kitty observed nervously.
"Nonsense," Sir Lance scoffed. "This is a strong animal, she can carry our weight." And with that, the poor overburdened mare toppled over on the ground.
Princess Kitty fell away from the horse and glared at the fallen knight. She rushed over and kicked him repeatedly before he could get up.
"You like, stupid moron!" she screeched as he tried to roll away from her kicking feet. "You like, could have killed me!"
By now Sir Logan and his men has ridden up.
"Weren't we supposed to save milady?" Sir Scott laughed as he watched the princess kicking the recreant knight fiercely.
Sir Jamie dismounted and grabbed the princess' limping palfrey.
"She's lame," he observed.
Princess Kitty looked up for a moment with tears of fury in her eyes. Then she began to kick at Sir Lance again.
"You dumb jerk!" she spat. "You like, just crippled my favorite horse!"
Sir Scott dismounted and pulled the princess off of Sir Lance.
"Well Alvers," he snickered. "Managed to get your butt kicked by a girl. Again."
Sir Lance stood up and wiped blood from his dripping nose. He snarled at the princess' knights and stomped over to where Sir Timothy stood with his horse. He grumbled a 'thank you' and swung his leg over his horse's back. He fell into the saddle with a loud 'clank!' of his armor and galloped off.
Sir Logan just shook his head as the other knights laughed.
"Stupid dope," he muttered as his men mounted again, with Princess Kitty seated behind Sir Scott.
"Maybe we could like, ask Lord Kurt if we could like, spend the night at his house?" Princess Kitty suggested as the sun sank and the forest darkened.
Sir Logan grunted his approval and they trotted off towards Lord Kurt's estates.
"Smooth move," Sir Pietro snickered when Sir Lance reached them.
"Shut up," he snarled, wiping his bleeding nose again.
"You crippled her horse too," Lady Wanda snorted.
"Shut your trap witch!" Sir Lance ordered, the ground shaking slightly.
Sir Pietro put a hand on his sister's shoulder before she tried to fry his buddy.
"Its okay sis," he told her. "He didn't mean it, honest!"
Sir Logan trouped up the steps and banged on the doorknocker.
"Yes?" asked the servant as he opened the door just a crack.
"Her royal majesty Princess Katherine seeks lodgings for the night," Sir Logan barked. "Would your master be kind enough to let us share his castle with him tonight?"
Bamf!
"Of course!"
Princess Kitty squeaked with fright. A monster, no a demon, had just appeared in a puff of smoke on the steps next to Sir Logan.
"Told you he was a fright," Lady Jubilee whispered.
"My stableman will take your horses," the demon was telling her captain. "If you would please follow me." He walked upright right a man, but with his ankles elevated and bent like a second knee. The princess put a hand to her mouth as his tail slashed out as he led them down the spacious halls to the guest tower.
"When you are all freshened up, please join me at my table for dinner," their host told them before he teleported with a bamf and another cloud of smoke.
"Like, he was weird," Princess Kitty murmured as she went to her rooms, her ladies following her.
Later at dinner, Lord Kurt offered the princess her chair and she flinched visibly when his hand touched her bare arms.
'Wait a minute,' she thought. 'He's soft!'
The poor man looked slightly hurt as he trudged to the other end of the table for his meal.
The princess had long since finished her salad and was watching in fascination as her captain and their host chatted animately about the tournament that was to be held tomorrow.
'Oh my God!' she thought. 'That monster like, wants to fight to make me his bride! Oh how I wished my daddy hadn't set me up like that!'
Tada! Did you like it? *snicker* Lance is great at kidnapping isn't he? *snicker* Last chapter for now, if I get any reviews they'll be answered next chappie, ok?
Disclaimer: I noticed, you might have too, that I made no reference to any Arthurian characters so I don't have to say I don't own them. However, if I do mention them, I still don't own them. And I still don't own the X-Men. But Jennifer and Timothy are mine. Love Timothy! Lets give the kid a fan club!
The Bleak Forest
Sir Lance and his band of recreants galloped towards the forest to perform their evil. Cool line huh? Sorry, on with the fic!
Princess Kitty and her knights were trotting down the path to the forest, when suddenly a shrill whistle sounded.
Sir Logan drew his sword and commanded his fellows to do likewise.
"Like, whats the matter?" Princess Kitty huffed.
"I don't like the smell o' this place," Sir Logan snarled.
"Its like, the Bleak Forest!" the princess scoffed. "Its like, supposed to smell funny. Come on!" and she kicked her palfrey on dispite Sir Logan's warnings.
"She's mine!" Sir Lance laughed as he charged towards the unsuspecting princess. He charged his steed right at her, but the black horse stopped just in front of Kitty's mare to snuffle the smaller horse's nose.
The sudden stop caused Sir Lance to lose his seat and go flying over his horse's withers, right into the princess' arms.
"Like, get off me you brute!" Princess Kitty screamed.
Sir Lance quickly spun around and grabbed the reins from the princess' hands. He set his spurs into the palfrey's ribs and galloped further into the forest.
"Daft Half Pint," Sir Logan growled and he and his men charged off into the forest after her.
"Enjoying your ride milady?" Sir Lance cackled as he raced through the trees.
"Like, I think we're too heavy for my horse," Princess Kitty observed nervously.
"Nonsense," Sir Lance scoffed. "This is a strong animal, she can carry our weight." And with that, the poor overburdened mare toppled over on the ground.
Princess Kitty fell away from the horse and glared at the fallen knight. She rushed over and kicked him repeatedly before he could get up.
"You like, stupid moron!" she screeched as he tried to roll away from her kicking feet. "You like, could have killed me!"
By now Sir Logan and his men has ridden up.
"Weren't we supposed to save milady?" Sir Scott laughed as he watched the princess kicking the recreant knight fiercely.
Sir Jamie dismounted and grabbed the princess' limping palfrey.
"She's lame," he observed.
Princess Kitty looked up for a moment with tears of fury in her eyes. Then she began to kick at Sir Lance again.
"You dumb jerk!" she spat. "You like, just crippled my favorite horse!"
Sir Scott dismounted and pulled the princess off of Sir Lance.
"Well Alvers," he snickered. "Managed to get your butt kicked by a girl. Again."
Sir Lance stood up and wiped blood from his dripping nose. He snarled at the princess' knights and stomped over to where Sir Timothy stood with his horse. He grumbled a 'thank you' and swung his leg over his horse's back. He fell into the saddle with a loud 'clank!' of his armor and galloped off.
Sir Logan just shook his head as the other knights laughed.
"Stupid dope," he muttered as his men mounted again, with Princess Kitty seated behind Sir Scott.
"Maybe we could like, ask Lord Kurt if we could like, spend the night at his house?" Princess Kitty suggested as the sun sank and the forest darkened.
Sir Logan grunted his approval and they trotted off towards Lord Kurt's estates.
"Smooth move," Sir Pietro snickered when Sir Lance reached them.
"Shut up," he snarled, wiping his bleeding nose again.
"You crippled her horse too," Lady Wanda snorted.
"Shut your trap witch!" Sir Lance ordered, the ground shaking slightly.
Sir Pietro put a hand on his sister's shoulder before she tried to fry his buddy.
"Its okay sis," he told her. "He didn't mean it, honest!"
Sir Logan trouped up the steps and banged on the doorknocker.
"Yes?" asked the servant as he opened the door just a crack.
"Her royal majesty Princess Katherine seeks lodgings for the night," Sir Logan barked. "Would your master be kind enough to let us share his castle with him tonight?"
Bamf!
"Of course!"
Princess Kitty squeaked with fright. A monster, no a demon, had just appeared in a puff of smoke on the steps next to Sir Logan.
"Told you he was a fright," Lady Jubilee whispered.
"My stableman will take your horses," the demon was telling her captain. "If you would please follow me." He walked upright right a man, but with his ankles elevated and bent like a second knee. The princess put a hand to her mouth as his tail slashed out as he led them down the spacious halls to the guest tower.
"When you are all freshened up, please join me at my table for dinner," their host told them before he teleported with a bamf and another cloud of smoke.
"Like, he was weird," Princess Kitty murmured as she went to her rooms, her ladies following her.
Later at dinner, Lord Kurt offered the princess her chair and she flinched visibly when his hand touched her bare arms.
'Wait a minute,' she thought. 'He's soft!'
The poor man looked slightly hurt as he trudged to the other end of the table for his meal.
The princess had long since finished her salad and was watching in fascination as her captain and their host chatted animately about the tournament that was to be held tomorrow.
'Oh my God!' she thought. 'That monster like, wants to fight to make me his bride! Oh how I wished my daddy hadn't set me up like that!'
Tada! Did you like it? *snicker* Lance is great at kidnapping isn't he? *snicker* Last chapter for now, if I get any reviews they'll be answered next chappie, ok?