Pawz & Tamzen: *sleeping on the couch* ~_~ - ZZZZZZZZ
Yuriko: Lazy bums. *sprays Pawz with spray bottle* WAKE UP MORON!!! WE GOT REVIEWS!!!!!
Pawz: zzzzzwaaaaa. We do? *sits up and glares at Tamzen* lucky tiger.
Tamzen: ~_~ - ZZZZZZZ
Elemental Mage of Fire: Pawz: Thanky! ^_________^ Trust me, Sydney is the ONLY sane animal in Forest that's sane. Rosemary is semi-insane Yuriko: She's not the only one. ¬_¬;;;
The Animal Kid: Pawz: Thank You SOOOOOO much!!!! *sobs* SOMEBODY LOVES ME!!!!!! Yuriko: *hits Pawz with a frying pan* Stop being so spazy!
Amethyst Wings: Pawz: Read chapter 3 if you want to know the origin of the title. On an entirely unrelated note. I LOVE CAKE TOO!!!!! ^_^ \/ *gives Amethyst Wings and herself chocolate cake*
THENEWGUY6923: Pawz: Ummm. Thank you? Well, since you were my first reviewer, I thought I should give you some credit!
Tamiko: Hey Y'all! ^_^
Pawz: OMG!!! Tamiko is HAPPY!!!! IT'S A SIGN OF THE APPLOCLIPE!!!!! *Pawz, Tamzen, and Yuriko dive under a couch*
Tamiko: *rolls eyes* No you imbeciles, I'm done sacrificing livestock to the dark gods!
Pawz: Well, I guess that explains the smoke.
Yuriko: And the smell of burning corpses.
*A mooing noice is heard from Tamiko's room*
Tamiko: Damn! One of them cows is alive! *grabs black cloak and scythe* See ya later guys!
Pawz, Tamzen & Yuriko: O_o
Pawz: Ummmm. I own squat... O_o
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Cherry Blossoms
***
Chapter 4: Sailor SuperChibiHam-
HamFaerieSydney!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Or
THE ULTIMATE SUGAR HIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(A/N Tamiko: Ya think you have enough exclamation points? Pawz Shut up : P)
*It was just an ordinary day in the town of Forest.*
~Hangout~
Sydney: Gawd I'm bored.
Hector: We can alphabetize my bug collection! ^_^
Cookie: *hits Hector with her copyrighted stupid stick* Idiot! She meant something FUN!!!!
Stu: *walks in with a water bottle* Hey y'all!
Cookie: What's with the western accent?
Stu: Nice to see you too. *sits next to Sydney* Hey, where's Rosemary and Puck?
Rosemary & Puck: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! ^_____________^ *comes in spinning around like idiots holding huge bags of pure sugar and pocky*
Sydney: I know this is a stupidly obvious question.
Puck: What's that mean?
Sydney: -_-;;; Are you two sugar high?
Rosemary: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppppppppppppppppppppppppppp ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp ^________________^ \/
Cookie: And you couldn't figure that out yourself *points to Rosemary and Puck pulling on Hector's wings.
Rosemary: He's my plushie!
Puck: Mine!
Rosemary: Mine!
Puck: Mine!
Hector: I'M NOT A PLUSHIE!!! I'M A LIVING, BREATHING, CHICKEN!!!!!
Puck: The plushie talked! O_______________________O
Rosemary: Let's sell him on E-bay!!! ^_^
Hector: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! NOT AGAIN!!!!!!! T_T
Sydney: They actually tried to DO that once?!?!? O_o
Cookie: Don't ask. ¬_¬;;;
Stu: *sigh* I'll get the straitjacket. -_-;;;
Puck: Have you seen my chicken dance? *takes deep breath and flaps arms* chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi *jumps up in air* CHICKEN!!!! *takes deep breath* chi.
Stu: *to Cookie* May I borrow this? *points to stupid stick*
Cookie: Whatever.
Stu: *starts to hit Puck with stupid stick* WHY *hit* CANT *hit* YOU *hit* BE *hit* NORMAL *hit* JUST *hit* FOR *hit* ONCE!!!!! *hit*
Puck: X_X
Everybody but Stu & Rosemary: O______________O
Rosemary: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! *spinning around on her butt*
Stu: *calmly picks up Rosemary and dunks her head underwater*
Everybody but Stu and Rosemary: O_____________________________O
Rosemary: Bub..Bub *pulls her head out of the water* Hey what ya do that for that for?!?
Stu: Your NORMAL again!?! *thinks 'I didn't think THAT would work.* I AM STU!! KING OF ummm. MAKING PEOPLE NORMAL AFTER THERE SUGAR HIGH!!!!!!!!!!!
Cookie: *rolls eyes* Oh that rolls off the tongue.
Rio: *runs in panting* SHE'S *pant* coming. *pant*
*everybody screams except Sydney*
Sydney: Who's she?
Hector: Sue E. She's a REALLY annoying pig.
Rio: She's a huge jerk!
Rosemary: grrrrrrrrrrr.. __
Ursala: ok. *thinks of a carton of eggs* yummmmmmmm. *drools*
Sue E.: *sweat drop* Well, I think I should teach you who's the boss around here little rat. (snort)
Sydney: I'm a koala idiot.
Sue E.: *laughs* SURE you are! (snort) *winks*
Sydney: ¬_¬;;;
Cookie: What do you want pig?
Sue E.: I'M NOT A PIG (snort)
Stu: SURE you aren't *winks*
Sue E.: *glare*
Stu: *glares back*
Puck: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *spins around on his butt* ^_^
Rosemary: Isn't that fun! ^_^ *joins Puck* Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!
Everybody but Rosemary & Puck: *anime fall*
Sue E.: *to Sydney* Do you like my shirt rat? (snort) My twin sister Gracie gave it to me! (snort)
Sydney: Gracie?!?! You mean the Gracie!?!
Sue E.: Yes, jealous that I'm related to her? (snort) *smirks*
Sydney: OK, WHAT I DON'T GET IS THAT HOW CAN A PIG'S TWIN SISTER CAN BE A GIRAFFE, A PENGUIN CAN BE RELATED TO A CAT, AND A KANGAROO AND BEAR CAN BE COUSINS!!?!?!?!
????: How did you know?
*everybody looks up and sees Marcy and Nate looking down from the cliff*
Marcy: Nate!!! Know when to shut up!!!
Nate: I must know how she knows!!!
Sue E.: If you don't leave in the next 5 seconds, (snort) I will tell about the duck incident (snort)
Marcy: *glare* You wouldn't dare.
Sue E.: one. (snort)
*Marcy and Nate get the heck outa there*
Sue E.: *to Sydney* And as for YOUR little outburst. (snort) I'm going to SUGAR YOU!!!!! MUWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! (snort)
Sydney: Your going to WHAT?!?!
Puck: Lucky!
*Sue E. takes a nozzle shoves in Sydney's mouth, and pours sugar down it*
Puck: My sugar!!!! T_T
*Sue E. then takes pocky and shoves it down Sydney's throat*
Rosemary: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! MY POCKY!!!!!!!!! T_T *sobs uncontrollably* MY PRECIOUS!!!!!!!
Sue E.: MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! (snort) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! (snort)
*Sydney lays motionless on the ground*
Hector: Sydney?
Puck: Goosy Loosy?
Ursala: Eggs?
Sydney: *chibi voice* I'm not Sydney anymore.
*jumps up and suddenly has on a Sailor Moon outfit on, Hamtaro eyes, ham- ham ear headband, very fake magic wand, and butterfly wings*
Sydney: Hi new friends! I'm Sailor SuperChibiHam-HamFaerieSydney!!! But you can call me Sailor Cee!!!!
Hector: If you don't mind, why do we have to call you Sailor Cee?
Sailor Cee: *whispers in Hector's ear* To tell you the truth. BECAUSE I WANNA!!!!!
Rio: *grabs Sailor Cee* Ok ya stupid chibi, what did you with my cynical, sane friend?
Rosemary: NOOOOOOO!!!!! MY POCKY!!!!!!! IT WAS TOO YOUNG TO BE EATEN BY SOMEONE ELSE BESIDES ME!!!!!!! T_T
Sailor Cee: I am Sydney! Or at least the sugar high part of her!!!!
Stu: *whispers to Cookie* Remind me never to get Sydney sugar high.
Cookie: ditto for both of us.
Sailor Cee: And now I'm going to make this town a happier, pinker, brighter, glitterier, place!!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! *runs off flapping her arms*
Sue E.: NOOOOOOOO!!!! (snort) WAIT!!!!! (snort) JOIN ME ON MY QUEST TO TAKE OVER THIS TOWN!!!!!!!!!! (snort) *runs off*
Puck: SUGAR!!!!! T_T
Rosemary: POCKY!!!!!!!! T_T
Ursala: EGGS!!!!!! *runs off after Sue E.*
Cookie: *slaps Puck and Rosemary* We have to make shore Sydney doesn't do anything stupid!
Stu: I have a plan!
Rosemary: Does it involve *sniff* Pocky?
Stu: *sweat drop*
~Nook's Shop~
Nook: And THAT is the art of salesmanship boys! Tommy & Timmy: So father, if you basically blow up all the other stores except your own, and sell crappy stuff incredibly overpriced and you will have a very successful shop?
Nook: *sniff* They grow up soooo fast! First they snitch on animals, and then swindle 'em, what's next? *hugs Tommy & Timmy* I'M SO PROUD TO RAISE SUCH CON ARTISTS!!!!!!
Tommy & Timmy: Father, your scaring us.
Nook: I know sons, I know.
Tommy & Timmy: ¬_¬;;;
Sailor Cee: *bursts through the doors* HELLO PEOPLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nook: Who the hell are you?
Tommy & Timmy: I believe she was you most recent slave, Sydney, father.
Sailor Cee: I'm Sailor SuperChibiHam-HamFaerieSydney but you can call me Sailor Cee!
Nook: Why Sailor Cee?
Sailor Cee: *yells in Nook's ear* BECAUSE I LIKE IT!!!!!!
Nook: O________________________O
Tommy & Timmy: O___________________O
Sailor Cee: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! *throws glitter around, paints the walls hot pink, and throws ribbon around* Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!! It's perfect!!! ^___________________________________^
Nook: My shop! T_T
Tommy & Timmy: Our future! ;_;
Sailor Cee: Isn't it pretty!!! ^__________________^ \/
Nook: ARGGGGGG!!! *starts trying to choke Sailor Cee*
Rio: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *crashes through the window and tackles Nook*
Tommy & Timmy: Father!!!
Rio: Oh shut up ya suckups!
Tommy & Timmy: *pacifiers suddenly appear in there mouths* ALLRIGHT!! WHO KEEPS DOING THAT!! COME ON FIGHT US LIKE A MAN!!!!!
(A/N Pawz: MUWAHAHAHA!!!! Yuriko: Pawz! Pawz: MY fic My rules! *mutters* stupid muce.)
Rio: *in a sugary sweet voice* Oh Sailor Cee
Sailor Cee: *running around like a lunatic* yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssss?
Rio: *hold up pixy sticks* Follow me if you want more magic powder!!!! ^_~
Sailor Cee: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! ^________________________^ \/ *follows Rio*
~River~
Cookie: Ok Puck, do you remember what to do?
Puck: Nope! ^_^
Everybody except Puck: *anime fall*
Rosemary: I'll handle this *takes straitjacket puts it on Puck and ties him to a tree*
Cookie: Good one! ^_^ *high-fives Rosemary*
Hector: She's coming!
*Rosemary, Cookie, Hector and Stu hide*
Rio: Here we are
Sailor Cee: Ok, now WHERE THE HELL ARE MY PIXY STICKS!!!!!
Rio: Now!
*Cookie hits Sailor Cee with her stupid stick Hector kicks her, and Stu and Rosemary dunks Sailor Cee's head down*
Sailor Cee: Mark my words, I will return!!!!!! Bub.bub.bub.
Rosemary & Stu: *look at each other and pulls her head up*
Rio: Are you normal now?
Sydney: *cough* What the hell happened? I have a headache the size of Texas!
Hector: I believe the term is called, 'sugar hangover.'
Stu: Sue E. made you mega sugar high and turned you into a chibi!
Sydney: *mutters swears* Can I go home now.
Rosemary: Ok...
Sydney: Just outta curiosity, what did ya do to Sue E. and Ursala?
Cookie: *chuckles* Lets just say we though they should hang out with just each other from now on.
*Sue E. and Ursala are tie together upside-down hanging from a tree*
Sue E.: Help! Anybody! (snort) Somebody untie me from this idiot! (snort)
Ursala: Eggs! Eggs! *drool*
Sue E.: DON'T DROOL ON ME MORON!!!!! (snort)
Ursala: Egg!
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Yuriko: And now we can go home!!!
Tamiko: I look forward to it every time!
Pawz: Your not going home today! ^_^
Yuriko & Tamiko: What?!?
Tamzen: We sold your houses on E-bay!!!
Pawz: No thank yous are necessary!
Yuriko & Tamiko: O_________________O
Yuriko: Were.Stuck.Here.
Tamiko: *tries to strangles Pawz and Tamzen*
Tamzen: Help!
Tamiko: I'm going to kill you!!!!
Pawz: It was the tigers idea!!!! *runs off*
~*~*~*~*~*~IMPORTANT NOTICE!!! PLEASE READ!!! ~*~*~*~*~*~
Since my old E-mail address kept getting disgusting spam, and many times I almost erased review alerts, I decided to create a new E-mail address specially for my ff.net account. My new address is moonlightpawz@tokyo.com From now on, please contact anything related to fan fics to this address.
Yuriko: Lazy bums. *sprays Pawz with spray bottle* WAKE UP MORON!!! WE GOT REVIEWS!!!!!
Pawz: zzzzzwaaaaa. We do? *sits up and glares at Tamzen* lucky tiger.
Tamzen: ~_~ - ZZZZZZZ
Elemental Mage of Fire: Pawz: Thanky! ^_________^ Trust me, Sydney is the ONLY sane animal in Forest that's sane. Rosemary is semi-insane Yuriko: She's not the only one. ¬_¬;;;
The Animal Kid: Pawz: Thank You SOOOOOO much!!!! *sobs* SOMEBODY LOVES ME!!!!!! Yuriko: *hits Pawz with a frying pan* Stop being so spazy!
Amethyst Wings: Pawz: Read chapter 3 if you want to know the origin of the title. On an entirely unrelated note. I LOVE CAKE TOO!!!!! ^_^ \/ *gives Amethyst Wings and herself chocolate cake*
THENEWGUY6923: Pawz: Ummm. Thank you? Well, since you were my first reviewer, I thought I should give you some credit!
Tamiko: Hey Y'all! ^_^
Pawz: OMG!!! Tamiko is HAPPY!!!! IT'S A SIGN OF THE APPLOCLIPE!!!!! *Pawz, Tamzen, and Yuriko dive under a couch*
Tamiko: *rolls eyes* No you imbeciles, I'm done sacrificing livestock to the dark gods!
Pawz: Well, I guess that explains the smoke.
Yuriko: And the smell of burning corpses.
*A mooing noice is heard from Tamiko's room*
Tamiko: Damn! One of them cows is alive! *grabs black cloak and scythe* See ya later guys!
Pawz, Tamzen & Yuriko: O_o
Pawz: Ummmm. I own squat... O_o
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Cherry Blossoms
***
Chapter 4: Sailor SuperChibiHam-
HamFaerieSydney!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Or
THE ULTIMATE SUGAR HIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(A/N Tamiko: Ya think you have enough exclamation points? Pawz Shut up : P)
*It was just an ordinary day in the town of Forest.*
~Hangout~
Sydney: Gawd I'm bored.
Hector: We can alphabetize my bug collection! ^_^
Cookie: *hits Hector with her copyrighted stupid stick* Idiot! She meant something FUN!!!!
Stu: *walks in with a water bottle* Hey y'all!
Cookie: What's with the western accent?
Stu: Nice to see you too. *sits next to Sydney* Hey, where's Rosemary and Puck?
Rosemary & Puck: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! ^_____________^ *comes in spinning around like idiots holding huge bags of pure sugar and pocky*
Sydney: I know this is a stupidly obvious question.
Puck: What's that mean?
Sydney: -_-;;; Are you two sugar high?
Rosemary: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppppppppppppppppppppppppppp ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp ^________________^ \/
Cookie: And you couldn't figure that out yourself *points to Rosemary and Puck pulling on Hector's wings.
Rosemary: He's my plushie!
Puck: Mine!
Rosemary: Mine!
Puck: Mine!
Hector: I'M NOT A PLUSHIE!!! I'M A LIVING, BREATHING, CHICKEN!!!!!
Puck: The plushie talked! O_______________________O
Rosemary: Let's sell him on E-bay!!! ^_^
Hector: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! NOT AGAIN!!!!!!! T_T
Sydney: They actually tried to DO that once?!?!? O_o
Cookie: Don't ask. ¬_¬;;;
Stu: *sigh* I'll get the straitjacket. -_-;;;
Puck: Have you seen my chicken dance? *takes deep breath and flaps arms* chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi *jumps up in air* CHICKEN!!!! *takes deep breath* chi.
Stu: *to Cookie* May I borrow this? *points to stupid stick*
Cookie: Whatever.
Stu: *starts to hit Puck with stupid stick* WHY *hit* CANT *hit* YOU *hit* BE *hit* NORMAL *hit* JUST *hit* FOR *hit* ONCE!!!!! *hit*
Puck: X_X
Everybody but Stu & Rosemary: O______________O
Rosemary: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! *spinning around on her butt*
Stu: *calmly picks up Rosemary and dunks her head underwater*
Everybody but Stu and Rosemary: O_____________________________O
Rosemary: Bub..Bub *pulls her head out of the water* Hey what ya do that for that for?!?
Stu: Your NORMAL again!?! *thinks 'I didn't think THAT would work.* I AM STU!! KING OF ummm. MAKING PEOPLE NORMAL AFTER THERE SUGAR HIGH!!!!!!!!!!!
Cookie: *rolls eyes* Oh that rolls off the tongue.
Rio: *runs in panting* SHE'S *pant* coming. *pant*
*everybody screams except Sydney*
Sydney: Who's she?
Hector: Sue E. She's a REALLY annoying pig.
Rio: She's a huge jerk!
Rosemary: grrrrrrrrrrr.. __
Ursala: ok. *thinks of a carton of eggs* yummmmmmmm. *drools*
Sue E.: *sweat drop* Well, I think I should teach you who's the boss around here little rat. (snort)
Sydney: I'm a koala idiot.
Sue E.: *laughs* SURE you are! (snort) *winks*
Sydney: ¬_¬;;;
Cookie: What do you want pig?
Sue E.: I'M NOT A PIG (snort)
Stu: SURE you aren't *winks*
Sue E.: *glare*
Stu: *glares back*
Puck: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *spins around on his butt* ^_^
Rosemary: Isn't that fun! ^_^ *joins Puck* Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!
Everybody but Rosemary & Puck: *anime fall*
Sue E.: *to Sydney* Do you like my shirt rat? (snort) My twin sister Gracie gave it to me! (snort)
Sydney: Gracie?!?! You mean the Gracie!?!
Sue E.: Yes, jealous that I'm related to her? (snort) *smirks*
Sydney: OK, WHAT I DON'T GET IS THAT HOW CAN A PIG'S TWIN SISTER CAN BE A GIRAFFE, A PENGUIN CAN BE RELATED TO A CAT, AND A KANGAROO AND BEAR CAN BE COUSINS!!?!?!?!
????: How did you know?
*everybody looks up and sees Marcy and Nate looking down from the cliff*
Marcy: Nate!!! Know when to shut up!!!
Nate: I must know how she knows!!!
Sue E.: If you don't leave in the next 5 seconds, (snort) I will tell about the duck incident (snort)
Marcy: *glare* You wouldn't dare.
Sue E.: one. (snort)
*Marcy and Nate get the heck outa there*
Sue E.: *to Sydney* And as for YOUR little outburst. (snort) I'm going to SUGAR YOU!!!!! MUWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! (snort)
Sydney: Your going to WHAT?!?!
Puck: Lucky!
*Sue E. takes a nozzle shoves in Sydney's mouth, and pours sugar down it*
Puck: My sugar!!!! T_T
*Sue E. then takes pocky and shoves it down Sydney's throat*
Rosemary: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! MY POCKY!!!!!!!!! T_T *sobs uncontrollably* MY PRECIOUS!!!!!!!
Sue E.: MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! (snort) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! (snort)
*Sydney lays motionless on the ground*
Hector: Sydney?
Puck: Goosy Loosy?
Ursala: Eggs?
Sydney: *chibi voice* I'm not Sydney anymore.
*jumps up and suddenly has on a Sailor Moon outfit on, Hamtaro eyes, ham- ham ear headband, very fake magic wand, and butterfly wings*
Sydney: Hi new friends! I'm Sailor SuperChibiHam-HamFaerieSydney!!! But you can call me Sailor Cee!!!!
Hector: If you don't mind, why do we have to call you Sailor Cee?
Sailor Cee: *whispers in Hector's ear* To tell you the truth. BECAUSE I WANNA!!!!!
Rio: *grabs Sailor Cee* Ok ya stupid chibi, what did you with my cynical, sane friend?
Rosemary: NOOOOOOO!!!!! MY POCKY!!!!!!! IT WAS TOO YOUNG TO BE EATEN BY SOMEONE ELSE BESIDES ME!!!!!!! T_T
Sailor Cee: I am Sydney! Or at least the sugar high part of her!!!!
Stu: *whispers to Cookie* Remind me never to get Sydney sugar high.
Cookie: ditto for both of us.
Sailor Cee: And now I'm going to make this town a happier, pinker, brighter, glitterier, place!!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! *runs off flapping her arms*
Sue E.: NOOOOOOOO!!!! (snort) WAIT!!!!! (snort) JOIN ME ON MY QUEST TO TAKE OVER THIS TOWN!!!!!!!!!! (snort) *runs off*
Puck: SUGAR!!!!! T_T
Rosemary: POCKY!!!!!!!! T_T
Ursala: EGGS!!!!!! *runs off after Sue E.*
Cookie: *slaps Puck and Rosemary* We have to make shore Sydney doesn't do anything stupid!
Stu: I have a plan!
Rosemary: Does it involve *sniff* Pocky?
Stu: *sweat drop*
~Nook's Shop~
Nook: And THAT is the art of salesmanship boys! Tommy & Timmy: So father, if you basically blow up all the other stores except your own, and sell crappy stuff incredibly overpriced and you will have a very successful shop?
Nook: *sniff* They grow up soooo fast! First they snitch on animals, and then swindle 'em, what's next? *hugs Tommy & Timmy* I'M SO PROUD TO RAISE SUCH CON ARTISTS!!!!!!
Tommy & Timmy: Father, your scaring us.
Nook: I know sons, I know.
Tommy & Timmy: ¬_¬;;;
Sailor Cee: *bursts through the doors* HELLO PEOPLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nook: Who the hell are you?
Tommy & Timmy: I believe she was you most recent slave, Sydney, father.
Sailor Cee: I'm Sailor SuperChibiHam-HamFaerieSydney but you can call me Sailor Cee!
Nook: Why Sailor Cee?
Sailor Cee: *yells in Nook's ear* BECAUSE I LIKE IT!!!!!!
Nook: O________________________O
Tommy & Timmy: O___________________O
Sailor Cee: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! *throws glitter around, paints the walls hot pink, and throws ribbon around* Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!! It's perfect!!! ^___________________________________^
Nook: My shop! T_T
Tommy & Timmy: Our future! ;_;
Sailor Cee: Isn't it pretty!!! ^__________________^ \/
Nook: ARGGGGGG!!! *starts trying to choke Sailor Cee*
Rio: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *crashes through the window and tackles Nook*
Tommy & Timmy: Father!!!
Rio: Oh shut up ya suckups!
Tommy & Timmy: *pacifiers suddenly appear in there mouths* ALLRIGHT!! WHO KEEPS DOING THAT!! COME ON FIGHT US LIKE A MAN!!!!!
(A/N Pawz: MUWAHAHAHA!!!! Yuriko: Pawz! Pawz: MY fic My rules! *mutters* stupid muce.)
Rio: *in a sugary sweet voice* Oh Sailor Cee
Sailor Cee: *running around like a lunatic* yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssss?
Rio: *hold up pixy sticks* Follow me if you want more magic powder!!!! ^_~
Sailor Cee: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! ^________________________^ \/ *follows Rio*
~River~
Cookie: Ok Puck, do you remember what to do?
Puck: Nope! ^_^
Everybody except Puck: *anime fall*
Rosemary: I'll handle this *takes straitjacket puts it on Puck and ties him to a tree*
Cookie: Good one! ^_^ *high-fives Rosemary*
Hector: She's coming!
*Rosemary, Cookie, Hector and Stu hide*
Rio: Here we are
Sailor Cee: Ok, now WHERE THE HELL ARE MY PIXY STICKS!!!!!
Rio: Now!
*Cookie hits Sailor Cee with her stupid stick Hector kicks her, and Stu and Rosemary dunks Sailor Cee's head down*
Sailor Cee: Mark my words, I will return!!!!!! Bub.bub.bub.
Rosemary & Stu: *look at each other and pulls her head up*
Rio: Are you normal now?
Sydney: *cough* What the hell happened? I have a headache the size of Texas!
Hector: I believe the term is called, 'sugar hangover.'
Stu: Sue E. made you mega sugar high and turned you into a chibi!
Sydney: *mutters swears* Can I go home now.
Rosemary: Ok...
Sydney: Just outta curiosity, what did ya do to Sue E. and Ursala?
Cookie: *chuckles* Lets just say we though they should hang out with just each other from now on.
*Sue E. and Ursala are tie together upside-down hanging from a tree*
Sue E.: Help! Anybody! (snort) Somebody untie me from this idiot! (snort)
Ursala: Eggs! Eggs! *drool*
Sue E.: DON'T DROOL ON ME MORON!!!!! (snort)
Ursala: Egg!
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Yuriko: And now we can go home!!!
Tamiko: I look forward to it every time!
Pawz: Your not going home today! ^_^
Yuriko & Tamiko: What?!?
Tamzen: We sold your houses on E-bay!!!
Pawz: No thank yous are necessary!
Yuriko & Tamiko: O_________________O
Yuriko: Were.Stuck.Here.
Tamiko: *tries to strangles Pawz and Tamzen*
Tamzen: Help!
Tamiko: I'm going to kill you!!!!
Pawz: It was the tigers idea!!!! *runs off*
~*~*~*~*~*~IMPORTANT NOTICE!!! PLEASE READ!!! ~*~*~*~*~*~
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