Pawz: Cherry Blossoms Chap 5

Tamzen: yay!

Tamiko: wow

Yuriko: wonderful

Pawz: Do your job Yuriko!

Yuriko: You're in a cheerful mood...

Pawz: Is that a crime?

Yuriko: No...

Pawz: Well if you MUST know, I have a surprise!

Tamzen: Can I see the surprise?!? I LOVE surprises!

Pawz: Sure! takes Tamzen to the other room

Tamzen: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tamiko: Whoa, I've never seen or heard Tamzen freaked out before... This I have to see. runs to the other room

Yuriko: Whatever. Pawz doesn't own Animal crossing. The only thing she owns is Rosemary.

Cherry Blossoms : Chapter 5

Saving Private Stu

Sydney sits near a tree reading a book. A locust lands on her head and a net hits her.

Sydney: Oww...! TT

Rosemary: I got it /

Sydney: Rosy! What the heck?!?

Rosemary: Puck and me...

Hector: You mean Puck and I...

Rosemary: WTF?!? OO

Sydney: Hector! Where did you come from!?!

Hector: sighs When a mommy chicken and a daddy chicken loves each other VERY MUCH...

Sydney: I didn't mean the birds and the bees talk!

Rio: Did someone say birds?

Sydney: Rio?!?! Where did you...

Rio: sighs When a mommy emu and a daddy emu love each other VERY MUCH...

Sydney: ARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! runs off

Rosemary: What's her problem?

Near shiver Sue E.'s House

Sydney: stops

????: Sydney?!? Hide!

Sydney: Hides behind tree What's going on?!?

Sydney sees Sue E. walking around trying on new outfits

Sue E.: Do I look better in this on (snort) changes outfit Or this one? (snort) Oh I just cant desire, I look bea-u-ti-ful in ANYTHING! (snort)

Sydney: rolls eyes

Suddenly a locust drops on Sue E.'s head and Puck runs out of a bush and starts hitting her on the head with a net.

Puck: BUG! hit BUG! hit BUG! hit BUG! hit BUG! hit I GOT IT! / grabs locust and runs off back in bush

Sue E.: What the...? looks at bush, shrugs, and goes back to modeling dresses

???: laughs from tree

Sydney: ?? climbs up tree and finds Cookie Cookie?

Cookie: Hey Sydney. has a box of locusts

Sydney: What are you doing?

Cookie: points to Sue E. Add 1 bitch that's so wrapped up in herself to give a damn about anything else. points to the bush were Puck is hiding Add a idiot with a sudden obsession with bugs. takes a locust out of box Shake well drops locust on Sue E.'s head and vola! Something that replaces TV!

Pusk: starts attacking Sue E. Got It! / runs off MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sue E. All right WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!!!! (snort) Hears Sydney and Cookie laughing in tree All right, a girl can only take so much! (snort) grabs ax and starts chopping down the tree

Cookie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

grabs Sydney and runs like hell

The tree falls. Luckily, Sydney and Cookie get out.

Sue E.: DAMN YOU COOKIE AND SYDNEY!!!!!!!... (snort) Now, which outfit should I conduct my revenge in? (snort)

Sydney and Cookie: running

Puck: Hey guys! Gack! Sydney grabs the collar of Puck's shirt and runs

They keep running and smack on the side of Rosemary's house.

Cookie: Ow! Who put this house here?!? (A/N Pawz: MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!)

Sydney: rubs head Uggg.... looks around Hey, where's Puck?

Puck: Help me! his head is stuck in the middle of a signboard.

Rosemary: comes out of house Took you long enough to get here... OH MY GOSH! Oo MY SIGNBORD!!! TT Hector and Rio come out of house

Hector : You broke ANOTHER signboard? That's the 10th one this week!

Rio: Congratulations, you just won the Moron of the year award! pulls out a medal

Puck: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! grabs medal IN YOU FACE URSALA!

Rio: Well, Ursala won the coveted Idiot of the year award.

Puck: stares blankly

Rio: Her award is better that yours. --

Puck: ..............................................................

30 minutes later

Puck:...................DAMN!

Everyone except Puck: --;;;;

Sydney: to Rosemary Why are you and Puck suddenly catching locusts?

Rosemary: Me and Puck.....

Hector: You mean Puck and I...

Rosemary: Whatever, anyways, were having a locust caching contest!

Sydney: Why locusts?

Puck: NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE LOUCSTS! tries to pull out his head, but crushed the sign with his fat

Rosemary: sigh You wanna join?

Rio: What do you win?

Rosemary and Puck: ABSUALTLY NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everybody except Rosemary and Puck: NO.

Puck: Losers. : p

Rosemary: This is more of Stu's thing, he LOVES bugs. looks around Where IS Stu?

Hector: I hope he's Ok... something hits him on the head OW!

Rio: Are you ok? runs to Hector and puts her hand (wing, whatever) on his shoulder

Hector: I'm fine... blushs

Rosemary, Sydney, and Cookie:

Rio: Shut up.

Rosemary: singing We didn't say anything!

Hector: pah.

Cookie: It's one of those neon plastic eartster eggs. opens it It's a letter!

(A/N Sue E. = -...- Ursala = ...)

-We have your STUPID friend Stu! (snort)- We do? -Of cource we do! (snort) He's tied to the tree, your poking him with a stick right now! (snort)- Oh ya... Hi Stu! -God... (snort) she's as stupid as she looks... (snort) Now give me back the typewriter! (snort) This thing has no delete button! (snort) Now eat this... (snort) - EGG!

-Now where was I...(snort) -

-We have your STUPID friend Stu! (snort) If you EVER want to see him again, (snort) give me ONE MILLION BELLS AND CLOTHES! (snort) And eggs, DON'T FORGET THE DAMN EGGS! -Whatever... You have until MIDNIGHT!!! MUWAHAHAHAHAH (snort) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! (snort)-

E. Eus and Atasru

(Sue E., my name is Ursala, not Atasru! - Shut up you moron, its so they wont know who we are! (snort) –

Puck: Who Could have done this?

Everyone except Sydney: Hmmmmmm....

Sydney: You MUST be joking...

Hector: I know!

Sydney: Well at least SOMEONE has some common...

Hector: IT WAS NOOK! grabs pichfork

Everyone except Sydney: BURN NOOK'S!!!!!!!!!!!! grabs torches and pointy objects

Sydney: Anime fall

Sue E.'s House

Stu is tied upside down underneath a caldron of boiling water. Sue E. and Ursala have witches outfits on and are sturing the water with ladles

Sue E.: cackles Bubble bubble toile and trouble! (snort)

Ursala: And eggs!

Sue E.: hits Ursala with ladle Quiet you!

Stu: Are you done yet?

Sue E.: No!!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! (snort) puts eye of newt in caldron

Ursala: Ya! puts rotten eggs in caldron

Stu: Is all that crap your putting in the water really necessary?

Sue E.: Yes, so if your friends don't come, (snort) your death will be very painful and smelly. (snort) pours sour milk in caldron

Ursala: Ya! puts in more rotten eggs

Stu: How could I have gotten myself captured by these morons...

FLASHBACK

Stu: walking to Rosemary's house, muttering to himself Rosemary...I don't know how to tell you this... but I have a huge... Ever since I looked upon your beautiful face.... I think I lov... steps in pitfall AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Sue E.: throws a net over him I got him! (snort) Lets go Ursala! (snort)

Ursala: eggs shoved in her mouth muadksfldkfmasddjfsdnflkdfjsdfjsdlkf trips over her feet and lands on Sue E.

Sue E.: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! (snort)

Stu: free HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA takes 5 steps and lands in another pitfall

Sue E.: to Ursala Hey, (snort) you didn't tell me you buried another pitfall! (snort)

Ursala: masbhjgkldfjskelrjkl;akdjrd!

Sue E.: In (snort) ENGLISH! (snort)

Ursala: swallows eggs But... I didn't buried another pitfall!

Twilight Zone music plays

Twilight Zone Guy (TZG): Sue E. and her friend Ursala were just trying to abduct an ox when they fell into a hole. Little do they know they have just entered scary voice THE TWILIG....

Sue E.: HEY! I'm the star of this fic!

Pawz: Actually, Sydney is the star!

Sue E.: Where did YOU come from!?!?!

Pawz: Well...I...uh...Waves hands around I'm an ILLUSION! Whouuuuuuu.... Your not buying this are you?

Sue E., Ursala, TZG, and Stu: shakes heads no

Pawz: Oh.... throws down smoke bomb Come Twilight Zone Guy! grabs TZG and leaves

END FLASHBACK

Stu: Oh ya... What a weird kid... (A/N: Pawz: I'm not weird! Yuriko: Yes you are. Pawz: Well... I'm not paying you! Yuriko: You don't pay me anyways!)

Sue E.: Shut up hot stuff! (snort)

Stu: OO

Ursala: OO

Sue E.: Shit (snort)

Police Station

Sydney: The snorts in the letter, the request of eggs, the plastic Easter eggs, heck, E. Eus and Alasru are the names of the culprits backwards!

Copper: drinking a beer So?

Sydney: So? SO?!?!? My friend has been kidnapped by a conceited pig and a egg obsessed bear! And... are you drinking?

Copper: So?

Sydney: Well, isn't drinking on the job illegal?

Copper: Illegal?!? ILLEGAL?!?! HERE IM AM THE LAW! HERE, I AM GOD!!!!!!!

Booker: He's right.... I think....

Rosemary: throws up hands This is going nowhere....

Hector: Listen, all we want to do is file a missing person report.

Copper: takes a sip of beer Can't

Rio: Why not?

Copper: Because you have to wait 48 hours to file a missing persons report.

Booker: He's right...I think...

Sydney: to Booker Is that ALL you say?

Booker: silence He's right...I think...

Everyone but Booker: Anime fall

Marcy and Nate run in

Marcy: Officer Booker! Officer Booker!

Booker: What is it?

Marcy: points at Nate My stupid cousin lost his exotic bench!

Nate: Ya! That was my favorite peace of furniture too! TT

Puck: pats Nate on back I feel for you man. I let my pet firefly out on a walk, and he never came back.

Copper: Lets roll Booker!

Booker: He's right... I think...

Cookie: But what about our friend?

Copper: La, la, la, la, la, la, la, I can't hear you!

Booker: He's right...I think...

Copper, Booker, Nate, and Marcy leave

Rosemary: WAAAAAAAAAAAA WERE NEVER GOING TO GET STU BACK! TT

Cookie: I KNOW!!!!!! TT

Sydney: Ok...

Hector: I got an idea!

Rio: That's my Hector!

Rosemary, Cookie, and Rio: OO

Puck: spinning on the floor on his butt It's a shame he didn't hear us when he was leaving...

Everyone but Puck: Anime fall

Sue E.'s House – 11:47 P.M.

Sue E.: puts skunk tails in water

Ursala: puts even MORE rotten eggs in water

Stu: looking for Rosemary

Sue E.: looks at watch Well, its almost 12! (snort) puts frog liver in water

Stu: Oh goody

Sue E.: How does it feel, (snort) For the last moments of your life looking at the face of beauty? (snort) chops up onions and throws them, along with the knife, in the water

Stu: I think you're an ugly whor...

Sue E.: Hmph. Such language! (snort) Well, you know you COULD get out of this... (snort)

Stu: How?

Sue E.: By being my boyfriend! (snort)

Stu: Hmmm... Let me think.... NO! Heck I know my LIFE depends on it, but I'm not THAT desperate!

Sue E.: GRRRRRR.... THAN WHO ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH!?!?!? THAT BITCH ROSEMARY!?!?!? throws a bottle of arsenic in the water

Rosemary: clears throat

Ursala: Eggy?

Puck: Close enough..........................................

3 hours

ugly!

Puck is holding two suitcases and Rosemary is holding a carton of eggs

Rosemary: Stu! runs to him but Sue E. blocks her path.

Sue E.: Did you bring the goods? (snort)

Rosemary: Well DUH!

Sue E. and Ursala walk to Puck but fall into pitfalls

Sue E.: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (snort) HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! (snort)

Ursala: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rosemary: Serves you right! cuts down Stu and hugs him

Stu:

Puck: Ya! kicks over caldron and the potion burns a hole in the ground

Rosemary, Stu, and Puck walk back to the hangout where the others are waiting

Hector: Told you it will work!

Rio: I never doubted you!

Rosemary: glops Stu I'm glad your back!

Cookie: glops Stu I'm glad your back too!

Stu: thinking Why do I sense a love triangle? ??

The next night

Sue E.: and Ursala: still stuck in pitfall

Puck: Hi stupids!

Sue E.: glare

Puck: ignores glare You want to here my piggy song?

Sue E.: no (snort)

Puck: takes breath Piggy, Piggy, Piggy, Piggy, Piggy, Piggy, Piggy, Piggy, Piggy, Piggy, Piggy, Piggy, Piggy, Piggy, Piggy, Piggy, Piggy, Piggy, Piggy, Piggy, Piggy, Piggy, Piggy, Piggy, Piggy, Piggy, Piggy, Piggy, Piggy, Piggy, Piggy, Piggy, Piggy, takes breath Piggy, Piggy, Piggy, Piggy, Piggy, Piggy, Piggy, Piggy, Piggy, Piggy, Piggy, Piggy....

Sue E.: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (snort) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (snort) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (snort)

Yuriko: .... This is your surprise?

Pawz: Yep! My new puppy Cleo!

Cleo: Woof!

Tamiko: It's....Cute... Oo

Tamzen: GET IT AWAY FROM ME!!!!! clinging to the highest thing in the room

Yuriko: ignores Tamzen I thought you already HAD a dog!

Pawz: I still do have Muffin!

Muffin: --

Tamiko: I don't think she likes Cleo that much...

Pawz: Ya think!

Yuriko: If you want to contact Pawz e-mail her at

Tamzen: AHHHHHHH! being chased by Muffin and Pawz

Tamiko: Our friend is being pursued by small dog... And he's scared...

Pawz and Yuriko; --;;;;;