Hello again!!! I posted this a little sooner than I wanted too, because the first chapter really doesn't have any Fruits basket in it. If you read the first chapter and reviewed anyway, thank you and enjoy! If you didn't read the first one, then shame on you, and read that one first before I kick your ass! -ahem- Anyway, here's the second chapter, with some actual kidnaping! YAY KIDNAPING!

Also, I realised that I really didn't explain any of the non-fruits basket characters, so I will take a bit of time to do that;

Shuvo: (me!) Ayame whose mental state is...questionable...

Saku: My partner in crime, and Akito and a Kyo fan.

Morba: A close friend of ours, a fan of Yuki and thinks Rin is very cool

Chibiela: A Shigure fan who most likely won't be appearing any more...-shifty eyes, sweat drop-

Now on with the story!!! XD

Chapter Two

Windows may not be best...

The Group stopped outside Sohma house's front gate. Shuvo and Saku quote unquote, 'suit up'.

"So they should all be there, right?" Saku asked.

Chibiela nodded. "Yup."

"They are all there for some holiday or other," Morba agreed.

"And we have an agent on the inside?" Saku asked, zipping up a jacket.

Shuvo nodded. "Affirmative. We contacted Saki earlier and she's made sure that everyone is at home," she said putting a bad in a hitch on her utility belt. (XD)

Saku put the straps to a back-pack over her shoulders. "Ok, we'll throw everyone out the window. Chibiela will be in charge or that, but Morba will be the back-up in case you miss," she said.

Morba and Chibiela nodded and said in unison, "That's a ten-four there!"

"Ok. Shuvo! We're goin' in." Saku said, and shot a grappling hook over the wall, and started climbing. She stopped at the top, panting.

Shuvo walked around the wall, "Come on Saku."

Saku gonked, and hopped down.

Saku and Shuvo walked inside, and started walking down the hall. "Ok, who's first on our list..." Saku said, taking out a list.

Death -crossed out- Kidnap List Ten

1. Yuki Sohma

2. Hatori Sohma

3. Hatsuharu 'Haru' Sohma

4. Rin Sohma

5. Kagura Sohma

6. Saki Hanajima (guest)

7. Ayame Sohma

8. Shigure Sohma

9. Kyo Sohma

10. Akito

Saku posed, "On to Yuki's room..." her pose drooped, "thing..." and regained her pose. XD.

In the kitchen...

"Or kitchen, I was close!!!" Saku defended.

Shuvo rolled her eyes, "Oy."

Yuki was in the kitchen holding a wheel of cheese. He looked around, then started to eat it with a passion that would scare most people.

"NOW!!!" Saku yelled and ran at him. Yuki was oblivious when Saku hugged him, and surprised when he transformed.

Shuvo held the bag underneath him and caught him in mid-air. "One down, nine, well eight, to go!!!"

Yuki started moving around in the bag frantically. "Help! I can't breathe!!! Claustrophobia!!!" he panicked, and started squeaking.

Saku heard foot steps. "Ack! Hide!!" she said and ducked behind the counter with Shuvo.

Hatori walked in with some medical charts on a clipboard. "Yuki? Did I here you say you couldn't breathe? Are you having an asthma attack?" he asked, and looked around and saw no one. "Yuki?" he asked again and looked down to see Saku and Shuvo crouching with the squeaking bag. "Um... what do you girls think your doing?" he asked a bit worried and sweat dropping.

"He's on to us! Shuvo, hug him!" Saku ordered.

Shuvo gave a Gir salute, "Yes ma'am!!!"

Hatori waved his hands, "Oh no, don't do that!" and turned to run.

Shuvo tackled him from behind, and was engulfed in the 'poofing gas'.

Hatori started gasping for air, being a seahorse in air.

Saku got a gold fish bowl, and chucked the fish formally occupying it out the window.

In the background, Chibiela was heard (imagine Saku filling the bowl with water and Shuvo placing Hatori in the bowl) "What the hell? Where did this fish come from?"

Hatori took a big breath and breathed out, "Ahh...glub."

Saku sweat dropped, " Phew. I was worried there for a minute."

Shuvo giggled, "Tee hee. We're cool."

Hatori blew out a bubble. The first bubble said, "No,"and the second bubble, "You're Not."

Saku and Shuvo 'GA-LARE-ed' at him.

Out of nowhere, Haru walked in, and got a carton of milk from the fridge. "Well, that's ironic," he said and shut the fridge door. At that moment, he saw the girls and seahorse, and stared at them. They stared back. "I'm gonna pretend I'm not seeing this..." he said, and drank out of the carton.

Hatori pointed an accusing fin at Haru, "Aha, so it was you who was drinking out of the carton!!! Glub!!!"

Haru sweat dropped. "Woops...busted," he said as he started to walk away.

"Code red! Bogie is hostile! I repeat bogie is hostile! Restrain at once!" Saku said and hugged him.

Haru poof-ed, and said in a monotone, "This sucks...moo,"

Shuvo looked at the cow, then the bag, then back to cow, bag, cow, bag, bag cow, cow bag-

The Riceball popped up, "Get on with it!!!"

Shuvo looked one last time, cow, bag, cow, and said, "I think we're gonna need something a bit more appropriate..."

Shuvo and Saku looked at each other and nodded.

Saku walked out of the kitchen into the hallway, carrying the bag with Yuki and Hatori in his bowl. She stopped and turned, "Come on Shuvo."

Shuvo came out of the door way, struggling "Easy for you to say! Move along little doggie!" she said tugging on the leash attached to Haru.

Saku was checking off the list, "Ok, I'll get Rin, you get Kagura."

"Right'o!" Shuvo said with a British accent, and smiled wide.

Saku stared at her. "Don't do that," she said flatly.

Shuvo smiled, "Ok!" cheerfulness obviously unaffected, and handed Saku the leash saying, "You may need this."

Saku nodded affirming, "Right."

"See you in a sec!" Shuvo said turning the lights off and holding the flashlight under her face going, "Bwhahahaha!" the lights return to normal, "See ya!", and disappeared in the room with Saku's Kyo cat plush.

This is heard from inside: "Kyo!" and a poof noise (Kagura transformed from being over excited).

Saku sweat dropped and turned to Rin's door. "Anyways, onto business..." she was saying as Shuvo ran by.

"Come back piggy!!!" yelled Shuvo who was chasing the Kagura pig. Saku sweat dropped again, "Ok then..." She turned yelling, lights back off and held yelling, flashlight under her face, "Bwhahaha!" and went into Rin's room.

Rin looked up from a book. "Umm...what are you doing here and who are you?" she asked sweat dropping and closing her book.

Saku held her hands out in anticipation, "Wait for it..."

Haru poofed back and blushed a bit, "Awkward..."

Saku smirked and shoved Haru into Rin, which caused them both to poof from embarrassment. Saku walked out of the room with them both on leashes. "Ok, now to find Shuvo..." she said looking around for her crazed companion.

Shuvo ran up panting, holding poofed Kagura in a sack, and Yuki and Hatori, too. "I think we need to make a drop off," she stated bluntly.

Saku nodded and sweat dropped, "Good idea. Let's drop by a window!" she said enthusiastically.

At the window at the end of the hall...which just happens to be three stories high and over a busy street. (")

Shuvo stuck her head out the window, "You guys ready?"

"Yup!" Chibiela and Morba yelled from below.

"Rin, you first!" she said, leading Rin to the window.

"No windows!!!" Rin horse yelled, and ran into a corner of the room.

Saku irked several times, "Ok then!" and pushed Haru cow out the window.

"MOO!" Haru yelled, falling to the street below.

"Neigh!" Rin yelled heroically, and jumped out after him.

Haru landed safely on conveniently placed hay cart, "Moo."

Rin saw he was safe and then realized she was falling to her 'doom'. "Ahh!" she screamed, falling right towards Chibiela.

Chibiela stood there, looking at some bird.

"NO!!!" Morba yelled, and frantically shoved the hay cart below her.

Rin landed with a plop. Haru moo-ed a sigh. "Neigh," Rin replied with a monotone.

"Here comes Kagura!!!" Saku yelled and chucked Shuvo's 'pig' sack. "Squeal!" Kagura...squealed.

Chibiela picked a purple flower growing on the sidewalk.

Morba doves and caught the bag, panting.

Shuvo called out the window, "Morba, here comes yours!!!" and chucked the Yuki bag out the window.

Morba leaped up and caught him before he got within ten feet of the ground. She took him out of the bag and put him on one of those hamster wheel things, and was mesmerized as the rat began to run on the wheel against his will (the will of the animal overcomes all).

"And last but not least, Hatori!" Shuvo said, picking up the bowl. Hatori seahorse sighed in his bowl, "Well it's been nice knowing me. Glub." Shuvo smiled and chucked the bowl.

Morba was still spacing at Yuki rat on the wheel, and didn't notice the seahorse falling at break neck speed.

Saku had a look on her face that said 'CRAP!', "Chibiela!!!"

Chibiela held a butterfly on her finger.

O.O equals the look on Hatori seahorse's face.

Out of nowhere, Saki appeared and simply held out her hands, as the bowl landed right in them.

Hatori sweat dropped, "Whoo, glub."

Saku and Shuvo looked at each other worried.

Shuvo's insano dictionary of inside jokes! Vol. 2

Gir salute: Obviously from Invader Zim again. Gir salutes every time Zim asks him to do something and then he says, "Yes sir!"

"Tee hee, no you're not" bit: Comes from , Teen Girl squad issue 4 to be specific. I just find that really funny XD.

Hmm... not that many of these as I thought. Oh well.

Next Chapter: "Windows really aren't best!"