Yo! What is up, dawg? In the hizzle...fashizzle...manizzle bizzle...yeah ok that's enough of that. Getting close to the end of the kidnaping scenes. I can feel it. I can feel it like it's right -dart flies into neck- In my NECK!!! -passes out from tranquilizer- X.X
"Ok, now that we've gotten the easy ones out of the way..." Saku said, rubbing her hands together in a job-well-done manner...
"You call pig wrestling easy?" Shuvo interrupted, back propped up against the wall.
"...here come the challenges, our prime targets. Shuvo, are you ready?" Saku finished, waiting for a response.
Silence from Shuvo's end.
"Shuvo?"
-snoring-
"Shuvo!"
Shuvo woke up, "Huh? Wha? Oh, yeah sure whatever..."
"Ok! Let's...GO!!!" Saku said as she turned the lights off and held the flashlight under her face. "Bwhahaha!!!" waiting for response...
-snore-
"Shuvo!!!" Saku yelled.
Shuvo rubbed her eyes, "I'm up, I'm up!" and took the flashlight, "Bwhahaha, bwhahahaha!"
Saku took it, "Bwhahaha! Bwhahahaha!!!"
As the Angel of Death herself, Saku, and her evil brainless mind slave, Shuvo, were sneaking down the hallway, a tune played in the air that was none other the theme of Ayame Sohma!!!
Bum bum bum, dramatic reverb...
Shuvo smiled a smile that was normally seen on Saku and said in an equally evil voice, "This one's mine..."
Saku sweat dropped, "I thought you'd say that. But I won't stop you."
Ayame walked into the room ahead, humming to his own theme, "Hm, hm, hm hmhm-"
Shuvo was lined up in front of him down the hallway with her eyes glowing bright red.
"..hmhm..." Ayame finished, "Oh dear," he held up a finger, ran out, and ran back in with football helmet on and got in a defensive stance usually seen on defenders on a football team.
-football whistle-
Shuvo ran at him, hugged him on the shoulder, and flipped so that they were both on there backs across from each other.
"You win! :D" Ayame snake said cheerfully as he poked his head out of the football helmet
Shuvo put him in a bag triumphantly.
Saku sweat dropped, "Now that WWF smack down is over, let's go to our next target!"
The two were now peering in the doorway to the room of Shigure Sohma, the next target.
Shigure was sitting at his desk with his glasses on. He was drinking coffee and writing yet another manuscript. Looks like he actually listened to Mii for once.
Saku turned to Shuvo. "Now Shigure has really good hearing so we must be very quiet, she said as they were about to go in.
"Ok. Quiet," Shuvo said in normal volume.
Saku whispered, "No it has to be a whisper!"
Shuvo whispered, "Ok quiet? Like that?"
Saku nodded and started crawling to the desk with Laura at her heels, repeating the mantra in w whisper, "Ok quiet, ok quiet, ok quiet, ok quiet-," she stopped when she got to an empty chair at the desk, "Eh?"
Shigure popped up from behind them, "Can I help you girls with something?"
Shuvo and Saku O.o-ed, "Eep!"
Shuvo hugged him quickly.
"Uh- oh no!" Shigure tried to say then said as he poofed into a dog.
Shuvo put a dog crate on the floor and opened the door. "Come on Shigure come on!" she tried to coax the dog.
Shigure stood there and blinked.
Shuvo pouted then took out a dog toy, "See the toy?" she threw it in crate, "Go get it!"
Shigure stood there for a moment, then walked obediently into the crate.
Shuvo shut the crate door as he walked in, "Ok!" then she said really loud in an almost yell, "JUST TWO MORE TO GO SAKU!!!"
"HURRAY FOR US SHUVO!!!" Saku replied also loud.
Kyo stormed out of his room and into the hall. "Will you two shut up!!! I'm trying to do my daily meditation, and I need to concentrate, not listen to you two yell about having 'two to go'!!!" he yelled angrily.
"LET'S KEEP IT DOWN SAKU!!! I THINK SOME PEOPLE ARE EAVESDROPPING!!!!" Shuvo yelled with her arms crossed.
"WELL HOW RUDE OF SOME PEOPLE!!!" Saku yelled.
Kyo sighed, "Whatever, just keep it down!"
Saku grinned and yelled, "SORRY CAN'T DO THAT!!!"
"And why the hell not?" Kyo asked, just realizing that he didn't know who these people were.
Shuvo grinned as well and yelled an answer, "BECAUSE YOU'RE THE NEXT ON OUR LIST!!!"
Saku smiled even wider and glomped Kyo.
"Gah!" Kyo yelled and poofed.
Saku put him in a bag, then held it as though she were advertising it, "Sohmas in bags. Collect the whole set!"
"We almost have. Let's drop these off so we can collect our most difficult prize," Shuvo said, then turned the lights off and held the flashlight under her face, "Bwhahaha, bwhahahaha!"
Saku took the flashlight and held it under her face, "Bwhahaha! Bwhahahaha!!!!"
"Bwhahaha!"
"Bwhahaha!"
Shuvo took it once more, "Bwhahahaha-," she started to say, but the flashlight sparked and the light went out, "Batteries dead already?"
"Man, we must be really evil today!" Saku said happily.
"Yes ma'am!" Shuvo agreed
"Grood. I mean good. And great. Great and good," Saku replied.
Back at the window....
Saku stuck her head out the window, "Ok! Chibiela! Saki! And Morba if you've stopped obsessing..."
Morba was drooling, still watching Yuki, now plopped and panting on the wheel from exhaustion.
Shuvo sweat dropped, "No I think she's still obsessing..."
Saku sweat dropped and finished her sentence, "...are you ready?!"
Chibiela was playing with a caterpillar crawling on her hand, "Maybe..."
Saki shook her head, "I am not. I must go to your world and set up out living quarters for the many sequels to come."
"Ok," Shuvo said as she threw some keys down to her (don't ask me what for cause I don't know myself -sweat drop-), "Just make sure that it's nice with plenty of closet space. Oh, and tell my dad that we're fine and we'll be back...um...soooon."
Saki nodded, and went out the door to the animé hallway.
"Ok then," Saku said to Shuvo, "Let's see if Chibiela can 'maybe' this," she said and chucked the Shigure crate down.
"I'm beginning to regret having not finished my will," Shigure said while falling down and sweat dropping.
Chibiela snapped out of her spacing, accidentally crushing the caterpillar by accident, "Shigure senses, tingling! I got it I got it!" and caught him.
"Oh fabulous, now my life is in the hands of an obsessive fan girl," Shigure said sarcastically.
Shuvo picked up the bag with the snake in it, "Ayame, I'll pray for you," she said and threw him out the window.
Chibiela disembodied yelled from down below, so that you still see Saku and Shuvo at the window, "Uhhh... I kinda missed, but he landed in that hay-cart!"
Shuvo wiped a sweat drop off her forehead with relief, "Phew!"
Ayame's voice came from below, "YAY'AH!!!"
O.o Saku sweat dropped, "Where'd he get that from?"
Shuvo did a squeak smile.
Saku sweat dropped, "Anyways, let's hope that cats really do always land on their feet, and if they do, that the bag won't interfere," she said optimistically and dropped Kyo.
Kyo was struggling within the bag, "Magic feet, restrained!"
Saku sweat dropped, "Well, let's hope that Chibiela catches him, or that he lands in the hay-cart," she said, hopeful.
The sounds usually assimilated with a fatal car crash are heard.
Chibiela yelled from below, "Uhhh... I kinda missed that one too...And he didn't land in the hay-cart..."
Kyo's voice miraculously made it up to the window, "Bare-ly a-live..."
Saku sweat dropped yet again, "Well at least it's something. Chibiela, go get the get-away car started up and load everyone in!"
Chibiela's voice confirmed, "Ok!"
Saku pulled her head back in away from window and turned to Shuvo, "Ok Shuvo. Are you ready for the big number?"
"Yup," Shuvo said.
Saku posed, "Let's go!!!"
After the fact Commentary with Saku and Shuvo:
Shuvo: So, how did you like the first three chapters Saku?
Saku: Fine...except for one teensy-weensy little thing.
Shuvo: ?
Saku: WHY DID I HAVE TO HUG PRETTY BOY YUKI?!?!?!? :O
Shuvo: O.o I-I don't know...It was like that in the original fic and I forgot to change it -sweat drop-
Saku: You, forgot?!?!? How could you forget!!??!?!?
Shuvo: Uhh...Hey look, a squirrel monkey!!!
Saku: Ooo! Where?? :D
Shuvo: -sneaking away- I escape! -while running- Well that's it for today. Now for the inside jokes commentary! Have -Saku starts chasing- fffuuunnn!!!!! -running away-
Shuvo's Insano Dictionary of Inside Jokes! Vol. 3
Dart thing in the beginning: Ace Ventura, When Nature Calls. Hilarious movie. Dart thing may be used again...-shifty eyes-
Dog toy bit: Mainly something I created, but it's similar to a scene in South Park...yeah...
Eavesdropping bit: From Spongebob! Yay! Everyone loves Spongebob...somewhat at least...shut up!
Sohmas in bags: Also Ace Ventura. He drank some water from a bowl...in a village where everything is made out of guano...which is Spanish for bat crap. Anyways, he drank the water, spit it back out and said, "Guano bowls. Collect the whole set!" XD -goes insane, three darts hits in back, slowly and drunkly from dart- Three darts is too much! -faints again-
"Yes Ma'am, Grood" bit: -Saku has taken over- This is also from Home Star Runner
Bare-ly a-live: From ep. 18 of Excel Saga. Iwata got punch into the sidewalk and was twitching saying that.
Squeak smile: It's a Gir smile. He smiled at Zim and it made a squeak noise at the same time.
Meanwhile, Shuvo was:
Shuvo: -running drunkenly from darts, hides behind tree- I shink, I lost 'em (I think I lost them) -several darts fly into back- Hheeeeyyyyy.... -faints again-
Next Chapter: The big number, and a car ride from hell.