My Best Show Yet, Yup Yup!
A Final Fantasy X-2 Poem
By Hypes
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[Final Fanatsy X-2 is © Square Enix]
(please excuse the paragraph marks, as doesn't seem to allow paragraphs any more, even with double spacing).
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Ah, hello there! So good to see you, It's me!
The wonderful, magical, illustrious Tobli!
The agent, the publicist, the man on the go!
I'll have you a show right on the banks of the Moonflow!
p /p
Oh no, the tickets are cheap, they aren't too pricy!
And the show, if you know what I mean, it's all spicy!
Shoopuffs, Hypello, musicians, and even a celebrity!
Oh, yes, Celebrity times three is what I actually mean!
/o
You can call me at my office, yup yup, anytime!
It's near the Chateux LeBlanc if you want to stop by!
If you're still clueless as to where I am,
Follow the line of potential stars in Guadosalam!
/o
I love to chat, chat, chat, and even converse!
I'll speak to everyone and anyone; it's my curse!
What's faster than my mouth, well, my feet can really jet!
So instead of my smile, you'll see my dust if you're collecting my debts!
/o
I'm a short fellow with a bright yellow beak!
I'm a good leader! Yup, yup, that's why my hypello call me "the chief"!
You think my shows are considered dull and lame?
Well now, obviously you don't remember the Thunder Plains!
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My shows are spectacular, superb, exciting, good for some fun!
And I'll be planning a new smash the moment its done!
It's up to me to show good, gosh darn, unique entertainment!
I'll show you the best there is; I deal in audience pleasing enchantment!
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So if you want to be a star, possibly!
Or you just want to catch a show, could it be?
Yup yup, it doesn't matter which cause I won't disappoint you, never!
Welcome to Tobli's! The Greatest Show Ever!