"AssasinatED."
by: ChibiMizu
Disclaimer: Can u just GUESS what I'm about to say? That I don't own EEnE? WELL HA! I wasn't gonna say that! BUAHAHAA!!! cough Erm... I mean... right, that's what I was gonna say...
Warnings: Do you humans REALLY need another warning? I mean COME ON! You KNOW that it's slash, lime, rape-y-ish, STUFF! Get it?! If u need to really have a warning, hit the little back button up there on ur monitor and read the one from the last chapter. Unless, u just SKIPPED all the other chapters to read this one. Then you don't deserve a warning!
Chapter 6
Eddy laughed because hey, it was funny.
"I still do not find the humor in all of this! Death is a serious matter!" Mizu complained, hands on her hips.
"But Mizu! Just think about it! A guy called a week or so ago, asking for a job done! THEN! Just two minutes ago, he called again, saying that the target was out of the hospital! It's all just so stupid that it's funny!"
"Yes, yes, it's great." Gabriel rolled his eyes as he walked up from behind Eddy. "You REALLY need to take this job seriouser."
"Seriouser? Is that even a WORD?!" Mizu complained, hitting both of the males on the nose with her two forefingers. "I want you both to get to work! Boss man ain't payin' us for slacking!"
"Geeze! Who peed in your cornpuffs?" Eddy glared jokingly as he exited the back room.
"What am I gonna do with you dumbasses?!" Mizu glared at Gabriel.
"Hey, don't look at me! I did NOTHING!"
"Exactly..."
The darkened human walked swiftly down the side-walk in the pouring rain. If he was to get anywhere before dark, he'd have to hurry faster. Double D waved his hand at a stopped taxi and quickly jumped in.
"How far can you drive to?"
"As far as you want, long as you pay me." the familiar looking driver nodded in assurance.
"Alright. Just go! Go far and fast and I'll pay whatever price. Just drive fast." the cab driver nodded worriedly and began to drive down the darkening, silent road, picking up speed as he went.
After an hour of silence, the cab driver coughed.
"You look familiar somehow. Do I know you?"
"Uuhh... I've been on the television a lot. I do a lot of speeches, commentaries, etc. Would it be from that?" Double D looked around cautiously as they came to a red light.
"Hm. I don't watch T.V. that much. I dunno. Maybe you just remind me of someone I knew a long time ago." the man shrugged.
"Excuse me. Please don't find me rude but you seem kind of young to be driving a cab."
"That's 'cause I AM!" he smiled. "I didn't go to college because everybody picked on me so I dropped and started this. Heh." the cab driver smiled then continued driving as the light turned green again.
"Why, may I ask, did everybody pick on you?"
"'Cause my head is funny shaped." he sighed and Double D's breath caught in his throat.
"J-Jonny?"
"Wait... how do you know my name?"
"It's me! Double D!"
"WHAT?!?!" Jonny looked into the back seat and eyed him suspiciously. "It IS you!"
"Jonny! Keep your eyes on the road!" Double D shouted as Jonny swerved out of the opposite lane.
"Oh man! Double D! How've ya been?"
"Well... I'm living arn't I?" Double D was thankful for that.
"That's good! Man, after you left and never came back, Eddy was so crushed. Have you talked to him since?"
"Eddy? No, I havn't. Do you know where he lives?"
"Actually, I do! Not to far from here. About another hour! Wanna go there?" Double D hesitated. "I'm not sure he'd want to see me." Jonny looked in his rear-view mirror at his childhood friend's pained face.
"Alright then..." Jonny though for a bit before coming to another red light. "Hey! How 'bout you come with me and Jimmy to a concert tomorrow night!"
"Jimmy?"
"Uh, yeah! He'd love to see you too! It's this cool new band called Midori Bara! They came all the way over from JAPAN! They're SO cool! They may be all guys but they're really PRETTY!" Double D laughed lightly. The same old overly excited Jonny he grew up with.
"I don't know. I really kind of wanted to get out of town..."
"Oh PLEASE???!!!" Jonny whined, puppy face and all. "I even have an extra ticket 'cause Plank didn't want to go!"
"..." Double D thought for a moment. It sounded fun and it WOULD be a public event, no need to hide from Skott. And even if he DID find out he was there, he could always go back to Jonny's house to hide out. All seemed like it would work out. And besides! He hadn't seen Jonny or Jimmy in years.
"I guess... I'll go." Double D smiled at the cheesy grin that erupted on Jonny's face.
"YAY! Great! Hey, my shift's almost up! You wanna spend the night at my house?"
"Uh, sure. I mean, that is if it isn't an inconvenience."
"Naw! It's just me, Jimmy and Plank."
"You live with Jimmy?"
"Yeah! It's great! Ever since Sarah married that jock from college, Jimmy has lived with me!"
"Oh!" Double D smiled faintly as Jonny turned a corner and pulled into a nice little driveway in perfect-ville. The small house was a light blue and had beautiful gardens surrounding a path up to the door.
"I'll drop ya off at my place then I havta go ta the station an' drop off the cab. It'll take 15 mins at the most."
"Well, it's nice to see that your vocabulary hasn't changed over the years." Double D laughed as he got out of the cab. "So how much do I owe you?"
"Eh, it's on the house!" Jonny smiled and beckoned towards the house. "Jimmy should be home. Just tell him who you are and I'm SURE you'll be invited in." Jonny grinned and drove away. Double D sighed. He headed up the long pathway to the front door. The scent of many flowers invaded his senses and he smiled. Jimmy always was one to be on the pretty side. He hesitated then knocked on the white with blue trim door.
"Good afternoon." a slim man came to the door and smiled. Still on the feminine side, Jimmy wore a light blue long sleeve shirt and tight tan pants. His retainer obviously gone made the man almost... attractive.
"Hello Jimmy. It's me! Double D." there was a silence between the two as Jimmy looked at him.
"Double D!!" Jimmy finally broke the silence by jumping forward and tackling the taller male. "Oh my! It's been so long! I've missed you!" Jimmy hugged Double D without a thought of who he was laying on. A light blush crept over Jimmy's face and he sat up.
"Yes, it has been a long time. I met Jonny in a cab and he told me I could stay with you for a night and he invited me to the concert. I hope this isn't any incon--"
"Not at all!" Jimmy smiled innocently and helped Double D up. "Wow. I really didn't recognize you without your hat." Double D winced at the remembrance of Skott chucking his hat out the top story window. Jimmy reached out and stroked Double D's long black hair. "It's very pretty... OH! Where are my manners?! Please, come in!" Jimmy showed the way through the door and bowed slightly. Double D walked past Jimmy and looked up into the brightly lit house. Decorations and amazing colors were everywhere in a nice yet exciting arrangement. The all familiar Plank sat on the couch, watching T.V.
"Wow! You have a very nice house." Double D smiled in awe.
"You really think so? I designed it myself!" Jimmy beamed with joy. "Well, you can have a seat in the living room. Do you want anything to drink? Jonny should be home soon, then we can catch up on what's happened over the years!"
"Hey beautiful! Where ya goin' tonight?" Eddy stared at Gabriel blankly.
"Excuse me?"
"Yeah! You KNOW you want to come home with me tonight. We could drink a little, screw a little sleep a little! It'd be FUN!" Gabriel slung himself over Eddy's shoulders.
"Um, about that. I don't drink so I'll havta take a rain check on that proposal." Eddy peeled Gabriel's arm off him and stepped towards his convertible.
"What? You don't drink?! Well, that's ok! We can screw WITHOUT the booze! Please?! I WANT YOU!!!" Gabriel screeched, flinging himself at Eddy's car.
"Ew. Get off my car. I havta take Mizu home." Eddy stepped into his car and Mizu giggled as she got in on the passenger's side.
"NO! I want to go home with you!!!!" Gabriel wailed.
"Would you STOP! People are LOOKING!" Eddy cringed as he yelled, watching a girl with red hair walk by and another girl with yellow hair stare at the loud scene.
"Let em look! I LOVE YOU!!!"
"GET OFF MY CAR!!"
"Ugh, Eddy. Just drive. He'll get off."
"No. He wont. He's done this before." Eddy sighed, holding his head.
"Then why don't you just screw him--?"
"WhAAAT?!" Eddy glared at Mizu.
"What what? You heard what I said! Doncha think that if he gets what he wants, he'll leave you alone?"
"Or become more persistent! I'm not up for a quick fuck, Mizu. I really don't like him."
"Or, is there just somebody else?"
"Wha? No! There's nobody else. Well, I mean. There WAS but he's gone."
"Did he die?"
"NO! He just vanished. Never returned my calls. Never returned my mail. Never came back." Eddy sighed and turned his car on.
"I'm sorry. Where did you meet him?" Mizu frowned, purposely ignoring Gabriel as he said "Wait. What are you doing? NOT AGAIN!"
"Eh, we were childhood friends. Heh. His name was Edd too but we called him Double D. It was him, me and another kid named Ed. We were all so happy... but Double D went to Harvard 'cuz he's a genius and well... never saw him after he left." Eddy put the car into drive and started to pull away.
"Um... guys?" Eddy started to drive forward. Gabriel, with the agility of a sloth, leaped off the car, running smack dab on the ground. He jumped up without a second thought and before Eddy picked up enough speed, he jumped onto the trunk and remaining un-noticed, rode the convertible all the way to Mizu's house and then his target house, Eddy's home.
Eddy sighed heavily. It had been since his bro came over from Japan that he talked about Double D. Yes, he thought about him everyday but he had yet to see him.
"Hello seksi." unbeknownst to Eddy, Gabriel had snuck up behind him and tackled him from behind.
"GABRIEL?! What?! What hole did you crawl out from?"
"The hole in my heart! I love you!" Gabriel swooned as Eddy flipped over so he could see the tall, blonde man.
"How boutcha get off me now!" Eddy pushed at his chest but he didn't move. "Rrr. GET OFF!" Eddy tried to roll this time but to no avail, he was stuck underneath the apparently stronger male. Gabriel smirked.
"I love it when you whine." Gabriel licked his lips as he bent down and kissed Eddy hard. Eddy went wide eyed as he struggled to break free.
"Gabriel! What the FUCK!? Get OFF!" Eddy then was able to free a leg from under Gabriel and jabbed it upward, hitting Gabriel in the place where it should be illegal to hit a man. Gabriel lost his breath and held himself, allowing for Eddy to make a swift retreat. Eddy stood and glared down at Gabriel, wiped off his lips and spit.
"Sick. Just sick." Eddy growled as he ran into his apartment and locked the door twice. He then ran to his window and watched as Gabriel struggled to stand and limp away. Eddy slid to the ground and started to sob. Too much was happening that he didn't want to happen. He hated himself for not being strong enough. Strong enough to stop Double D from leaving. Strong enough to stop Gabriel kiss him. He hated Gabriel. Hated him with a passion. He sighed but remained there the entire night. He didn't move to eat and he didn't move to go to bed. He just sat there all night and waited. Waited for the phone to ring or the door to break down. He didn't care. He just sat there. Waiting... Wishing... Hoping... Somehow... Double D would return to him.
Morning with Nick
Nick smiled as he awakened to find Taki sleeping peacefully beside him. He brushed a lock to hair from his lovers face and got up. He looked around the hotel room and froze.
"I forgot to call Eddy!" Nick screeched as he dashed to the phone. He picked up the little piece of paper that had Eddy's number on it and quickly dialed. The phone rang and rang but nobody ever picked up.
"Hey. You've reached Eddy. Leave a quick message and I'll get back to you if you leave your number too." BEEP
"Hey Eddy! WAKE UP! I know you're there! Well, anyways. I have a concert tonight and I was wondering if you wanted to go! It's not too far from where you are and I got two backstage passes for you! Gimme a call! 555-6969. Ja ne!"
Ending Notes: ChiiHA! . Did anybody see the cameos? DIDJA? Naw, I doubt it... but it was when Gabriel had flung himself on Eddy's car! laughs stupidly It was Sarah and May Kanker! Yah! In't that great? ... what? IT WAS FUNNY AT THE TIME! LEAVE ME ALONE!!! RAWR! Abrupt ending? I know. I HAD TO! Oh, and I wasn't sure how to spell Jonny cuz it can be spelt so many wayz. I just decided to spell it Jonny instead of Johnny... very sorry! ;;
Sorry 'bout the delayedness of this fic. I was busy. And it was a real kind of busy, not just an I'm lazy busy... really... it was...
Disclaimer: Can u just GUESS what I'm about to say? That I don't own EEnE? WELL HA! I wasn't gonna say that! BUAHAHAA!!! cough Erm... I mean... right, that's what I was gonna say...
Warnings: Do you humans REALLY need another warning? I mean COME ON! You KNOW that it's slash, lime, rape-y-ish, STUFF! Get it?! If u need to really have a warning, hit the little back button up there on ur monitor and read the one from the last chapter. Unless, u just SKIPPED all the other chapters to read this one. Then you don't deserve a warning!
Chapter 6
Eddy laughed because hey, it was funny.
"I still do not find the humor in all of this! Death is a serious matter!" Mizu complained, hands on her hips.
"But Mizu! Just think about it! A guy called a week or so ago, asking for a job done! THEN! Just two minutes ago, he called again, saying that the target was out of the hospital! It's all just so stupid that it's funny!"
"Yes, yes, it's great." Gabriel rolled his eyes as he walked up from behind Eddy. "You REALLY need to take this job seriouser."
"Seriouser? Is that even a WORD?!" Mizu complained, hitting both of the males on the nose with her two forefingers. "I want you both to get to work! Boss man ain't payin' us for slacking!"
"Geeze! Who peed in your cornpuffs?" Eddy glared jokingly as he exited the back room.
"What am I gonna do with you dumbasses?!" Mizu glared at Gabriel.
"Hey, don't look at me! I did NOTHING!"
"Exactly..."
The darkened human walked swiftly down the side-walk in the pouring rain. If he was to get anywhere before dark, he'd have to hurry faster. Double D waved his hand at a stopped taxi and quickly jumped in.
"How far can you drive to?"
"As far as you want, long as you pay me." the familiar looking driver nodded in assurance.
"Alright. Just go! Go far and fast and I'll pay whatever price. Just drive fast." the cab driver nodded worriedly and began to drive down the darkening, silent road, picking up speed as he went.
After an hour of silence, the cab driver coughed.
"You look familiar somehow. Do I know you?"
"Uuhh... I've been on the television a lot. I do a lot of speeches, commentaries, etc. Would it be from that?" Double D looked around cautiously as they came to a red light.
"Hm. I don't watch T.V. that much. I dunno. Maybe you just remind me of someone I knew a long time ago." the man shrugged.
"Excuse me. Please don't find me rude but you seem kind of young to be driving a cab."
"That's 'cause I AM!" he smiled. "I didn't go to college because everybody picked on me so I dropped and started this. Heh." the cab driver smiled then continued driving as the light turned green again.
"Why, may I ask, did everybody pick on you?"
"'Cause my head is funny shaped." he sighed and Double D's breath caught in his throat.
"J-Jonny?"
"Wait... how do you know my name?"
"It's me! Double D!"
"WHAT?!?!" Jonny looked into the back seat and eyed him suspiciously. "It IS you!"
"Jonny! Keep your eyes on the road!" Double D shouted as Jonny swerved out of the opposite lane.
"Oh man! Double D! How've ya been?"
"Well... I'm living arn't I?" Double D was thankful for that.
"That's good! Man, after you left and never came back, Eddy was so crushed. Have you talked to him since?"
"Eddy? No, I havn't. Do you know where he lives?"
"Actually, I do! Not to far from here. About another hour! Wanna go there?" Double D hesitated. "I'm not sure he'd want to see me." Jonny looked in his rear-view mirror at his childhood friend's pained face.
"Alright then..." Jonny though for a bit before coming to another red light. "Hey! How 'bout you come with me and Jimmy to a concert tomorrow night!"
"Jimmy?"
"Uh, yeah! He'd love to see you too! It's this cool new band called Midori Bara! They came all the way over from JAPAN! They're SO cool! They may be all guys but they're really PRETTY!" Double D laughed lightly. The same old overly excited Jonny he grew up with.
"I don't know. I really kind of wanted to get out of town..."
"Oh PLEASE???!!!" Jonny whined, puppy face and all. "I even have an extra ticket 'cause Plank didn't want to go!"
"..." Double D thought for a moment. It sounded fun and it WOULD be a public event, no need to hide from Skott. And even if he DID find out he was there, he could always go back to Jonny's house to hide out. All seemed like it would work out. And besides! He hadn't seen Jonny or Jimmy in years.
"I guess... I'll go." Double D smiled at the cheesy grin that erupted on Jonny's face.
"YAY! Great! Hey, my shift's almost up! You wanna spend the night at my house?"
"Uh, sure. I mean, that is if it isn't an inconvenience."
"Naw! It's just me, Jimmy and Plank."
"You live with Jimmy?"
"Yeah! It's great! Ever since Sarah married that jock from college, Jimmy has lived with me!"
"Oh!" Double D smiled faintly as Jonny turned a corner and pulled into a nice little driveway in perfect-ville. The small house was a light blue and had beautiful gardens surrounding a path up to the door.
"I'll drop ya off at my place then I havta go ta the station an' drop off the cab. It'll take 15 mins at the most."
"Well, it's nice to see that your vocabulary hasn't changed over the years." Double D laughed as he got out of the cab. "So how much do I owe you?"
"Eh, it's on the house!" Jonny smiled and beckoned towards the house. "Jimmy should be home. Just tell him who you are and I'm SURE you'll be invited in." Jonny grinned and drove away. Double D sighed. He headed up the long pathway to the front door. The scent of many flowers invaded his senses and he smiled. Jimmy always was one to be on the pretty side. He hesitated then knocked on the white with blue trim door.
"Good afternoon." a slim man came to the door and smiled. Still on the feminine side, Jimmy wore a light blue long sleeve shirt and tight tan pants. His retainer obviously gone made the man almost... attractive.
"Hello Jimmy. It's me! Double D." there was a silence between the two as Jimmy looked at him.
"Double D!!" Jimmy finally broke the silence by jumping forward and tackling the taller male. "Oh my! It's been so long! I've missed you!" Jimmy hugged Double D without a thought of who he was laying on. A light blush crept over Jimmy's face and he sat up.
"Yes, it has been a long time. I met Jonny in a cab and he told me I could stay with you for a night and he invited me to the concert. I hope this isn't any incon--"
"Not at all!" Jimmy smiled innocently and helped Double D up. "Wow. I really didn't recognize you without your hat." Double D winced at the remembrance of Skott chucking his hat out the top story window. Jimmy reached out and stroked Double D's long black hair. "It's very pretty... OH! Where are my manners?! Please, come in!" Jimmy showed the way through the door and bowed slightly. Double D walked past Jimmy and looked up into the brightly lit house. Decorations and amazing colors were everywhere in a nice yet exciting arrangement. The all familiar Plank sat on the couch, watching T.V.
"Wow! You have a very nice house." Double D smiled in awe.
"You really think so? I designed it myself!" Jimmy beamed with joy. "Well, you can have a seat in the living room. Do you want anything to drink? Jonny should be home soon, then we can catch up on what's happened over the years!"
"Hey beautiful! Where ya goin' tonight?" Eddy stared at Gabriel blankly.
"Excuse me?"
"Yeah! You KNOW you want to come home with me tonight. We could drink a little, screw a little sleep a little! It'd be FUN!" Gabriel slung himself over Eddy's shoulders.
"Um, about that. I don't drink so I'll havta take a rain check on that proposal." Eddy peeled Gabriel's arm off him and stepped towards his convertible.
"What? You don't drink?! Well, that's ok! We can screw WITHOUT the booze! Please?! I WANT YOU!!!" Gabriel screeched, flinging himself at Eddy's car.
"Ew. Get off my car. I havta take Mizu home." Eddy stepped into his car and Mizu giggled as she got in on the passenger's side.
"NO! I want to go home with you!!!!" Gabriel wailed.
"Would you STOP! People are LOOKING!" Eddy cringed as he yelled, watching a girl with red hair walk by and another girl with yellow hair stare at the loud scene.
"Let em look! I LOVE YOU!!!"
"GET OFF MY CAR!!"
"Ugh, Eddy. Just drive. He'll get off."
"No. He wont. He's done this before." Eddy sighed, holding his head.
"Then why don't you just screw him--?"
"WhAAAT?!" Eddy glared at Mizu.
"What what? You heard what I said! Doncha think that if he gets what he wants, he'll leave you alone?"
"Or become more persistent! I'm not up for a quick fuck, Mizu. I really don't like him."
"Or, is there just somebody else?"
"Wha? No! There's nobody else. Well, I mean. There WAS but he's gone."
"Did he die?"
"NO! He just vanished. Never returned my calls. Never returned my mail. Never came back." Eddy sighed and turned his car on.
"I'm sorry. Where did you meet him?" Mizu frowned, purposely ignoring Gabriel as he said "Wait. What are you doing? NOT AGAIN!"
"Eh, we were childhood friends. Heh. His name was Edd too but we called him Double D. It was him, me and another kid named Ed. We were all so happy... but Double D went to Harvard 'cuz he's a genius and well... never saw him after he left." Eddy put the car into drive and started to pull away.
"Um... guys?" Eddy started to drive forward. Gabriel, with the agility of a sloth, leaped off the car, running smack dab on the ground. He jumped up without a second thought and before Eddy picked up enough speed, he jumped onto the trunk and remaining un-noticed, rode the convertible all the way to Mizu's house and then his target house, Eddy's home.
Eddy sighed heavily. It had been since his bro came over from Japan that he talked about Double D. Yes, he thought about him everyday but he had yet to see him.
"Hello seksi." unbeknownst to Eddy, Gabriel had snuck up behind him and tackled him from behind.
"GABRIEL?! What?! What hole did you crawl out from?"
"The hole in my heart! I love you!" Gabriel swooned as Eddy flipped over so he could see the tall, blonde man.
"How boutcha get off me now!" Eddy pushed at his chest but he didn't move. "Rrr. GET OFF!" Eddy tried to roll this time but to no avail, he was stuck underneath the apparently stronger male. Gabriel smirked.
"I love it when you whine." Gabriel licked his lips as he bent down and kissed Eddy hard. Eddy went wide eyed as he struggled to break free.
"Gabriel! What the FUCK!? Get OFF!" Eddy then was able to free a leg from under Gabriel and jabbed it upward, hitting Gabriel in the place where it should be illegal to hit a man. Gabriel lost his breath and held himself, allowing for Eddy to make a swift retreat. Eddy stood and glared down at Gabriel, wiped off his lips and spit.
"Sick. Just sick." Eddy growled as he ran into his apartment and locked the door twice. He then ran to his window and watched as Gabriel struggled to stand and limp away. Eddy slid to the ground and started to sob. Too much was happening that he didn't want to happen. He hated himself for not being strong enough. Strong enough to stop Double D from leaving. Strong enough to stop Gabriel kiss him. He hated Gabriel. Hated him with a passion. He sighed but remained there the entire night. He didn't move to eat and he didn't move to go to bed. He just sat there all night and waited. Waited for the phone to ring or the door to break down. He didn't care. He just sat there. Waiting... Wishing... Hoping... Somehow... Double D would return to him.
Morning with Nick
Nick smiled as he awakened to find Taki sleeping peacefully beside him. He brushed a lock to hair from his lovers face and got up. He looked around the hotel room and froze.
"I forgot to call Eddy!" Nick screeched as he dashed to the phone. He picked up the little piece of paper that had Eddy's number on it and quickly dialed. The phone rang and rang but nobody ever picked up.
"Hey. You've reached Eddy. Leave a quick message and I'll get back to you if you leave your number too." BEEP
"Hey Eddy! WAKE UP! I know you're there! Well, anyways. I have a concert tonight and I was wondering if you wanted to go! It's not too far from where you are and I got two backstage passes for you! Gimme a call! 555-6969. Ja ne!"
Ending Notes: ChiiHA! . Did anybody see the cameos? DIDJA? Naw, I doubt it... but it was when Gabriel had flung himself on Eddy's car! laughs stupidly It was Sarah and May Kanker! Yah! In't that great? ... what? IT WAS FUNNY AT THE TIME! LEAVE ME ALONE!!! RAWR! Abrupt ending? I know. I HAD TO! Oh, and I wasn't sure how to spell Jonny cuz it can be spelt so many wayz. I just decided to spell it Jonny instead of Johnny... very sorry! ;;
Sorry 'bout the delayedness of this fic. I was busy. And it was a real kind of busy, not just an I'm lazy busy... really... it was...