YOUKAI THERAPY

- So, you're Mr. Inuyasha, right? How do you feel?

- ...

- Well, do you know why are you here today?

- Kagome obligated me. She told me I was too insane for a half-youkai...

- I understand. Let's regret until your childhood. Do you remember your parents?

- My dad was a great, big demon, he was about 90ft big! My mom was a common human. I can't remember everything...

-So your dad was a... dog. Does this has any relation with those pointy ears of your?

- Yes! I inherited from him! Any problems? Do you have any problems with "pointy eared doggy boys"?

- Hey, just relax! It's just that it's a little unusual for me to have "son of a dog" patients. I've already had alien's sons, Napoleon's sons, potato wedge's sons... but never a dog's sons!

- Are you trying to say that there's less absurdity on being son of a stupid potato wedge than being son of a dog? Are you trying to say my dad was better being a potato???

- Me? No, never! I was just trying to compare and... anyway, your birth date here in the form you wrote right before is a little confuse. How it comes you have 567 years?

- Oh, well. I was born in the warring era, then got sealed by that stupid little b, after 50 years that Kagome girl released me, and so I traveled trough a bone-eater well 500 years. Any questions?

- A lot! I mean, let's talk about it some other time, I think I heard you say a name before, it was Kagome, wasn't it?

- Yeah, she is a really crazy woman, when I mock her, she tells me to sit...

- Oh, then you two sit and talk about the situation?

- No, she bangs my head on the floor over, and over, and over, she only stops when I faint.

- Dear god! And what does she do after it?

- Well, she throws herself down the well and says "Don't ever try to follow me, BAKA!"

- So, she hits your head on the floor, and throws herself down a well. What do YOU do after?

- I let her there for two or three days, so, If she don't come out by herself, I go there and drag her out! I miss her, you know!

- This is so interesting! Even through I see it's a very sick relationship, you still seem to like her! Is she the same girl you mentioned first? The one who, well... sealed you?

- Noooo! The stupid little b I mentioned before is a woman named Kikyou, but, if you think about, yes, they may be the same person.

- I'm scared to ask but... same person?

- Same face, same scent... same lingerie, and... stuff... damn God, I like those women so much!

- Well, mr. Inuyasha, I must say that have two women the same time is bigamy, it's illegal.

- Well, It's not like she's a woman at all, you know? I mean, she is already dead!

-Oh, in this case, we use the term necrophilia, with is nothing but sick!

- Oh, well, Kagome tells me the exact same thing, but you know, it's kind of a vice. Her soul came back on a dirt body just to see me again... or kill me... anyway, I'm sure you know what I mean!

- No, I don't! And I must say your insanity is due to that girl and that... Kikyou thing. So, next time, bring Kagome and Kikyou for a group therapy.

- But doc!

-Trust me, it'll be good for you!

-No, it won't...