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Inuyasha, Kikyou and Kagome enter the clinic. Inuyasha sits alone on the big, green sofa, and Kagome and Kikyou on the armchairs, side by side. The session starts.
(doc)- Well, maybe you two doesn't know why you're here, but mr. Inuyasha told me he was having some... coexistence problems involving himself, and you two. So today we will try to solve these little differences between y...
(Kag)- Differences? What do you mean by differences? Me and her are basically the same person, so I just think Inu should treat me as he treat Kikyou!
(Kik)- We aren't the same person! I wear bras that are twelve times your bra size!!!
(Inu)- Really?
(Kag, Kik)- YOU SHUT UP!
(Inu)- Eh?
(Kag)- I should have KILLED you when I had the chance, Kikyou!!!
(kik)- Oooh, I'm so scared! Why don't you show me your purifying arrow then?
(kag)- I will glitter
(kik)- Eeeeek!!!
(Inu)- Where did that bow and arrow came from?
(doc)- Calm down, girls! I know your situation is almost desperate, but violence isn't the solution, I will have to separate you two! Great, now that Inuyasha is in the middle we can...
(Inu)- I smell blood! Kagome blood!
(kag)- Me?blushes
(kik)- Inuyasha, remembers that night I explained you that once a month women becomes weaker and vulnerable?
(kag)- You told him that?
(doc)- Guys, lets solve this later, this is a psychiatrist session, not a talk-show!
(inu)- But wait a minute! I feel the same way once a month too!
(doc)- Mr. Inuyasha, men don't have periods?
(inu)- What's a period?
(kik)- Is that round thing on the end of a sentence, I guess!
(inu)- Oh, now everything make sense! But what's the relation between sentences, my transformation, women weakness and Kagome's blood?
(kag)- Is anyone here talking about the same thing??? I only cut my finger peeling an orange, dammit!!!
(doc)- Now we will start the session...
(kik)- Did I mention that I, as a dead person, don't bleed?
(kag)- So you don't have periods?
(kik)- Nope!
(doc)- EVERYBODY SHUT UP NOW!!!
(all)- .....
(doc)- Thanks, now I will show you some pictures with red stains, and I want you to say what's the first thing that come to your mind. Let's start with this one!
(inu)- It's blood! Destroy! Must kill!!!
(kik)- Blood! Did I mentioned I don't bleed?
(kag)- Blood! Can I buy this painting?
(doc)- Fascinating! I believe that I already diagnosed about eighteen new syndromes since we started the session! Do you want to say anything else, mr Inuyasha?
(inu)- Yes, I do... CAN YOU TWO GET THE HELL OUT OFF MY LAP?
(kik)- Why Inuyasha? Is your blood boiling with me in here?
(kag)- At least he have blood! And so do I! Come on, Inu, tell that bi--- how warm I am!
(inu)- I-I... What the hell??!!! You're so competitive!
(doc)- I agree! And I must say that the solution to Inuyasha's problems is in him to choose one of the two and forget the other, who must forget about him too! Inuyasha, you must choose one of the two girls, and tell me who you will truly love on the next week. See you there!
Inuyasha, Kikyou and Kagome enter the clinic. Inuyasha sits alone on the big, green sofa, and Kagome and Kikyou on the armchairs, side by side. The session starts.
(doc)- Well, maybe you two doesn't know why you're here, but mr. Inuyasha told me he was having some... coexistence problems involving himself, and you two. So today we will try to solve these little differences between y...
(Kag)- Differences? What do you mean by differences? Me and her are basically the same person, so I just think Inu should treat me as he treat Kikyou!
(Kik)- We aren't the same person! I wear bras that are twelve times your bra size!!!
(Inu)- Really?
(Kag, Kik)- YOU SHUT UP!
(Inu)- Eh?
(Kag)- I should have KILLED you when I had the chance, Kikyou!!!
(kik)- Oooh, I'm so scared! Why don't you show me your purifying arrow then?
(kag)- I will glitter
(kik)- Eeeeek!!!
(Inu)- Where did that bow and arrow came from?
(doc)- Calm down, girls! I know your situation is almost desperate, but violence isn't the solution, I will have to separate you two! Great, now that Inuyasha is in the middle we can...
(Inu)- I smell blood! Kagome blood!
(kag)- Me?blushes
(kik)- Inuyasha, remembers that night I explained you that once a month women becomes weaker and vulnerable?
(kag)- You told him that?
(doc)- Guys, lets solve this later, this is a psychiatrist session, not a talk-show!
(inu)- But wait a minute! I feel the same way once a month too!
(doc)- Mr. Inuyasha, men don't have periods?
(inu)- What's a period?
(kik)- Is that round thing on the end of a sentence, I guess!
(inu)- Oh, now everything make sense! But what's the relation between sentences, my transformation, women weakness and Kagome's blood?
(kag)- Is anyone here talking about the same thing??? I only cut my finger peeling an orange, dammit!!!
(doc)- Now we will start the session...
(kik)- Did I mention that I, as a dead person, don't bleed?
(kag)- So you don't have periods?
(kik)- Nope!
(doc)- EVERYBODY SHUT UP NOW!!!
(all)- .....
(doc)- Thanks, now I will show you some pictures with red stains, and I want you to say what's the first thing that come to your mind. Let's start with this one!
(inu)- It's blood! Destroy! Must kill!!!
(kik)- Blood! Did I mentioned I don't bleed?
(kag)- Blood! Can I buy this painting?
(doc)- Fascinating! I believe that I already diagnosed about eighteen new syndromes since we started the session! Do you want to say anything else, mr Inuyasha?
(inu)- Yes, I do... CAN YOU TWO GET THE HELL OUT OFF MY LAP?
(kik)- Why Inuyasha? Is your blood boiling with me in here?
(kag)- At least he have blood! And so do I! Come on, Inu, tell that bi--- how warm I am!
(inu)- I-I... What the hell??!!! You're so competitive!
(doc)- I agree! And I must say that the solution to Inuyasha's problems is in him to choose one of the two and forget the other, who must forget about him too! Inuyasha, you must choose one of the two girls, and tell me who you will truly love on the next week. See you there!