(strange noise)- Drumdrumdrumdrum.... SLAM!!!!!
(inu)- Doctor! You gotta help me!!!!!!!
(dr)- Sure, mr. Inuyasha, that's why you're here, remember?
(inu)- Don't you understand? My brother is here!
(dr)- Couldn't you simply loosen this door and sit down here, in the sofa?
(inu)- BUT HE WANTS TO KILL MEEEEE!!!
(dr)- Why would a brother do that?
(inu)- Well, he was sleeping, and I was bored, so I made hundreds of little braids all over his...
(Another strange noise)- CRABRAAAAM!
(inu)- GAAAAAAAAAH!
(dr)- My door... my beautiful door!!!!
(sess)- Inuyasha, do you have to do some thing with the fact of me, Sesshoumaru, to have wakened up and found hundreds of braids on my beautiful fluffy this morning?
(inu)- Who, me? Wasn't it Jaken?
(sess)- I killed him a dozen times, and he continues denying everything. I'm sure it was you!
(inu)- But you deserved it after trying to steal Tessaiga when I was sleeping!
(dr)- Eh, can I?
(sess)- Who is the ugly human being?
(inu)- It's my psychotherapist.
(sess)- Another psycho? And this time it's a man??? What's your problem, little brother? Were you neglected in the childhood or something?
(inu)- Kagome and Kikyou aren't psycho, for the last time!
(sess)- Sure, one of them sealed you on a tree for 50 years and the other one says "sit" and you play dead. They look perfectly fine to me.
(dr)- Please, gentleman, I'm not a psycho, I'm only a poor man who wants to begin today's session, then go home and sleep.
(sess)- This looks like a therapy...
(dr)- This IS a therapy! I'm a therapist!
(sess)- No, you're a psycho. You said it right before...
(dr)- Damn God!!! SIT!!!
(Sesshoumaru sits on the sofa as fast as he can, Inuyasha plays dead for some reason)
(inu)- Sorry, it was instinctive.
(dr)- Ok, now let's start. Sesshoumaru, Inuyasha said he was your half brother. Were you two born from different fathers?
(sess)- Nope!!! I Sesshoumaru have a much more beautiful and nice mother than him.
(dr)- Do you live with her?
(sess)- No, she died just after I born.
(inu)- So how you can tell she was a nice person?
(sess)- I said she was a nicer person than your mother, because your mother was a...
(inu)- Don't say a thing about my mother!!!!!!!
(dr)- So you have different mothers... what about Tessaiga?
(inu)-It's my most precious thing in the world. When I put it out it grows, grows... gets enormous, if you learn to use it right she loosens some white things! Sesshoumaru wants it for him because his one doesn't make that.
(dr)- Whaaaaat?????
(sess)- It can pour blood of women and little children!
(dr)- What are you talking about?
(inu)- Sesshoumaru, you know you can't, only me and Kagome can touch Tessaiga.
(sess)- My Tenseiga has heart beats! I want to throw it out and give place to Inuyasha's Tessaiga!
(dr)- Throw it out? Are you crazy?
(sess)- Or maybe I'll give it to some blind, poor children and say it's a French bread!
(dr)- You're plain crazy!!! I'll call the police!!!!!
(sess)- Why, doc? They're just swords our dad gave us!
(dr)- Swords? You were talking about stupid swords from the beginning?
(inu)- Sure, what was you thinking of?
(dr)- No-nothing. Let's just talk about some other thing. Sesshoumaru, are you gay?
(sess)- Actually not. But, if you pay me well, I can be...
(dr)- THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEAN!
(inu)- How many times do I have to tell you, Sesshoumaru, people don't like this kind of joke!
(sess)- What do you want for me to say? "No, I'm not gay, but I have a brother who is. I'll give you his address, don't forget the flowers." Now that is a good idea...
(inu)- But, if you're not gay, what about these pics you took with Kagome's camera? Isn't it Naraku here?
(sess)- It's not Naraku, I edited the image on Photoshop so you would still think I'm gay. The one here is Kikyou!
(inu)- YOU DAMN BASTARD!!!
(sess)- Did you really think Naraku had these big breasts?
(dr)- Calm down, you two. I just made a simple question...
(sess)- No, I'm not gay. Are you gay, doc?
(dr)- No, I'm not!
(sess)- You see? Give it up, little brother, two psychos are enough for you!
(inu)- Damn you two!
(dr)- I have no choice, I'll intern you two and that girl on an insane asylum!
(inu)- Please, no!
(sess)- Fucked... and it's all your fault!
(dr)- No, wait... I have a better Idea. Both of you will bring some of your friends here, next session. If at least ONE of them is normal, You're free. If not, all of you will go to the asylum.
(sess)- Ok, then. Let's go, brother...
(dr)- Just a minute. Inuyasha, you go. I have to talk with Sesshoumaru a little more...
(inu)- How sweet! I'm going.
(sess)- And I already told you I'm not gay!!!
(dr)- Shut up! We're only going to talk about your childhood!
(sess)- Ok, ok... I hate you!
(dr)- And I hate my job! Now let's make a hypnotism session. Lay down, relax, follow the clock with your eyes... Now let's go back in past... How old are you, what are you doing?
(sess)- I'm 3 years old, I am making up myself in the bathroom.
(dr)- Good, now, a little after. How old are you, what are you doing?
(sess)- I'm 8 years old, I am making up myself in the bathroom.
(dr)- Ok, fine. A little latter. What about now?
(sess)- I'm 14 years old, I am making up myself in the bathroom.
(dr)- I see... and now?
(five hours latter)
(dr)- Yaaaawn... a little latter, what are you doing now?
(sess)- I'm 346 years old, I am making up myself in the bathroom.
(dr)- And now?
(sess)- I'm 357 years old, I am making up myself in the bathroom, to look for Inuyasha and end locked in a room with a gay psycho who wants to have homosexual relationship with me...
(dr)- THAT'S IT! You go home with that sick brother of yours!!! I'm leaving!!! Whuahahahaha!!!!!!! I want my mamaaaaa!!!!
(sess)- Doctor is beginning to go mad...