11.11.2022

I'm the Absolute Madman and I'm here with your weekly dose of Stranded! But first, my weekly dose of comments!:

colinot - Honestly man, I already forgot what I was referencing with that one! xD

InsaneMakaioshin - Yes it is! Hottest Booty Around 2: Volcanic Boogaloo!

Secondhandmaster - It's funny that you mentioned and Izu/Kyo pairing, as I've been playing absolute shit out of Metal: Hellsinger yesterday and having a blast despite being bad at shooters! I actually have an urge to write an Izu/Kyo short where he is the Hellsinger and the soundtrack randomly plays in the background as he blasts his opposition into dust!

n1ght4ury20 - I think I have a pretty good idea how to introduce Jirou to the dicku, but you'll have to wait for another week I believe. Two at most!

JesterGlytch - The second fic could be a remake of one of my currently abandoned ones or a completely new one that I haven't shared yet. I'm mostly checking what you guys would prefer for now before going on a long-ass tangeant about the possibilities for the next fic.

D'yavol Lucifer - 'us mere mortals' says Lucifer! You honor me with your presence your highness!

bosterflaming - Ayo, we got gamers in the review section! She better make a hell's highway down there first lest she fancy a swim in the lava whilst running from WoF!

- Well, I'd say we are probably a third of the way in. We're currently heading towards the second part of the fic where the Class B girls come in and once that concluded we'll have the last part where they actually search for a way to go back to their world. I however cannot tell even aproximately how long this story will be, because I have no idea. I know what I want to write in the future chapters, but I first gotta figure out how to get there - that's essentially my style of writing. Chaotic, I know, and thank you for noticing!

Nevarus - I mean, you can be the baddest motherfucker around, but you'd still probably be scared shitless if a bear suddenly charged at you, right? At least that's my reasoning. Yeah they've been training intensively for three full years, but to fight against other people and not animals! Especially not apex predators that should've died ages ago!

I omitted some reviews that were only answering my question about the possiblity of two chapters a week, but be sure that I've read them and am very much thankful for your input! I'm still on the fence about what I should do, but I should have the answer for y'all this month! Now, without further ado, enjoy the chapter!

Enjoy it I said!:


"The weather seems especially awful this time of the year!" Momo commented with a healthy dose of sass in her voice.

"Really?! I didn't notice!" Izuku yelled back with sarcasm practically dripping from his mouth.

They were currently on their way to the lookout where they'd wait for the supplies to fall, hoping to find a crucible or something they could use instead of it. Their spirits were quite high when they left the base about an hour ago due to the excellent haul they managed to bring back last week - a pair of tongs. Yeah, doesn't sound like something to get overly excited about, but to Momo it was quite the find! Now all she needed was a crucible and she'd be all set to start her smithing career.

However, as enthusiastic as they were, there was only so much they could do in the face of an unrelenting force of nature. As soon as they took one step into their old, snow covered domain, they were hit by a nasty blizzard the likes of which neither of them thought possible. Clearly they were being punished for underestimating just how bullshit the world they found themselves in can get. It was so bad that they couldn't even see the jagged lines being blown across the snow! Almost as if the cold wind gave way to a wind of destruction or something. Like a verse giving way to the chorus. Poetic isn't it?

"No it's not!" Momo answered angrily. "It's cold and annoying!" She countered with a scowl.

"Momo, what are you talking about?" Izuku asked, thoroughly confused by her sudden outburst.

"Whatever, let's just get to that damn tree before we freeze and turn into human sized ice pops!" Momo said dismissively and sped up a bit, although the difference was not that visible since they were both knee-deep in snow right now.

"If it's any consolation, I'd gladly lick you if that happened!" Izuku joked, hoping to cheer her up a bit.

"From what I've seen you're just as likely to do it even if I don't turn into a giant ice pop!" Momo yelled back and Izuku smirked to himself, it looked like his magic worked.

"Guilty as charged!" He shouted after her.

The weather may have not let up at all, but the journey suddenly felt quite a bit easier now that their morale was restored.


The next hour of their hellish trek passed way faster than the previous one, but it left them even colder than before. Turning back however was not an option and they were both pretty aware of that, so they had no other choice but to suck it up and endure. Hopefully they won't have to wait too long for the meteors to arrive. Usually they'd appear mere minutes after the two of them climb up into the lookout, so they hoped today wouldn't be any different.

Their prayers however won't be answered because the mysterious world around them had something special in mind to celebrate the occasion. This was the 53rd supply drop after all. Or rather would be the 53rd supply drop.

"How long do you think we've been here already?" Izuku asked as he rubbed his hands together to stop the joints in his fingers from freezing.

"Too long, that's for sure." Momo answered, her face twisted two ways by annoyance and impatience. "I really should make a clock or something like that." She mused more to herself than to him, but seeing as they were currently huddled closely together he heard it clear as day. Just, not a day around these parts.

They've been waiting for almost half an hour, but there was no sign of the supply drop coming any time soon. The sky was pitch black without even as much as a single star to light it up and the blizzard did not let up for even a moment like it usually did right before the meteors. Even if their spirits were high and their hopes even higher, they couldn't help the doubt that was slowly seeping into their minds, though they did try to battle it with reason.

"Maybe we got the date wrong? Maybe it's tomorrow?" Momo tried to rationalize.

"It can't be it. We've gotten it right 26 times in a row and now we make a mistake?" He countered. "Besides, we've been keeping track of that with that piece of chalk we found some time ago." Izuku reminded her which caught her off-guard.

"Wait, that's what that wall was for?" She asked in surprise.

"Well duh? What else could it be for?"

"I honestly thought you were just keeping score of how many times you slept with us. I thought I was winning too!" She yelled out in frustration, whilst Izuku exploded with laughter. It took him a minute or two to calm down from that outburst.

"Well, if you want we can start keeping score of that and even get you your first point." He said with a smirk and wiggled his eyebrows at her.

"No thank you. I feel as though if I tried to lick a pole at this temperaturę my tongue would immediately get stuck to it." Momo stated with a very serious expression.

"I wouldn't complain if that were to happen." Izuku commented with an even wider smirk and Momo couldn't help but smile back at him, but not before slamming her elbow into his side. Unfortunately the thickness of their clothes reduced the damage to a minimum and Izuku simply brushed the blow off without even flinching.

This short interlude raised their morale slightly, but they soon found themselves trying to ignore the dreadful realization that was slowly creeping into their minds.

"Maybe we are too late and they already crashed?" This time it was Izuku who tried to rationalize the situation they were stuck in.

"No way!" Momo immediately protested. "I know it's snowing quite heavily but I think we'd notice if the whole sky suddenly turned orange and two flaming balls of fire flew overhead." She quickly shut down his idea and they were once again stuck in silence.

They didn't utter a word for quite a while, but both their minds were currently on overdrive, trying to find an explanation to what was going on whilst at the same time ignoring the most obvious answer, as they dreaded what it could mean for all of them. Alas, one can't evade the truth forever and they had to face it eventually unless they fancied staying outside even longer than they already did.

"Hey, Momo?" Izuku cautiously spoke up to his half-awake partner.

"Yeah?" She responded with a barely noticeable slur in her voice.

"What if… the supply drop we got last week was the last we'll get?" He shared his worry and the wind calmed down instantly, leaving them in deafening silence.

She didn't respond at first, which made Izuku a bit worried, but then she exhaled heavily and spoke up.

"Well, at least we won't have to make this trip ever again." She said with a ghost of a smile on her lips. "Though it sucks that I won't get my crucible now…" Momo added and they giggled lightly.

"THAT's your biggest worry?" Izuku joked back and she only smiled innocently at the accusation. "I don't think the supplies are coming tonight. Though we should check in next week just to be sure we're not leaving useful stuff out to dry." He reasoned and Momo agreed. It'd be a shame if they were to get a crucible next week and not go to get it.

"Sounds like a plan." Momo stated and got up from her spot on the ground. "Shall we get out of this cold now?" She offered with a smile.

"Yeah, it's about time for us to turn in for the night." Izuku agreed and got up as well. "I think I'm gonna miss those weekly adventures. So many memories…"

"Like that time you jumped headfirst into a bush thinking there was a tiger inside it?" Momo teased and actually chuckled when he turned to stare at her with a deadpan expression. "Or are you perhaps talking about how we usually spent the mornings at our old place?" She teased some more but this time didn't laugh or anything like that, opting to smirk instead.

"I don't know, which one do you think I'm talking about?" He smirked back at her and Momo already realized that they were not going to sleep any time soon.

"Well, there are not that many tiger bushes around anymore, but if you were by any chance talking about the latter, then I think we can make some more memories…" She answered mysteriously, further cementing her fate, which she was more than okay with.


The weather had calmed down to such an extreme that the area actually became hospitable for a while! Still, it didn't stop either Momo or Izuku from hauling their asses back to their old base. They were so focused on each other and their goal that they didn't even notice that the blizzard had decided to give them some privacy and promptly fucked off somewhere, the cold wind following suit and blowing jagged lines across the snow elsewhere. The big-ass tree wasn't that far from their old base, but the entire area was covered by a knee-deep sheet of snow. However, that was not an issue to Izuku and Momo who not only made it back in record time, but actually managed to do it faster than ever before - snow or no snow. Never underestimate the power of a horny teenager, especially if they have superpowers and quasi-military training I guess!

There was nobody chasing them but you'd be inclined to suspect that if you were to see them burst through the front door, which despite the lack of maintenance over the past couple of weeks was still in phenomenal shape all things considered, like they did.

Izuku basically kicked the aforementioned doors open and as soon as both of them stepped foot inside they began making out frantically. Their minds were clouded by lust to some degree already, but they were still sober enough to close the doors behind them, not wanting to let out more heat than necessary. Speaking of heat - the fireplace not only had wood stacked in it, but was also currently burning! It would probably arouse some suspicion from the two had they not been so preoccupied with each other.

Their clothes were excellent for the weather outside, but possibly the worst thing in the world at the moment as they separated the two lovers from each other. It was only natural that they'd quickly want to get rid of those barriers and get as close to each other as was possible.

Thankfully they've undressed each other like this many times before so they knew exactly how to do it in the most efficient manner, although no matter how fast their movements were, they never felt fast enough as their arousal continued spiking up and up each time their bare skin would brush.

Izuku led Momo deeper into the cave, leaving a trail of discarded clothing in their wake, heading towards the lit fire and the makeshift bed they share on a weekly basis. Usually they sleep through the night first and then make love in the morning, but tonight they had no other choice but to switch it up as neither of them could fall asleep in their current state.

Their intended destination was the bed, but Momo took control at the last moment and forced Izuku to sit down at one of the log benches they had put up around the fireplace when they used to live here. Izuku was a bit confused at first, but any complaints he may have had were silenced when he saw Momo unclasp her bra, the second to last piece of clothing she had on, and let her Massive Mommy Milkies spill out into the open. Just the way they jiggled made his mouth suddenly dry out and water at the same time, the need to latch onto those perky nipples spreading throughout his body like a wildfire.

Before he had a chance to act on that urge however, Momo kneeled down in front of him and proceeded to pull down his pants and underwear, which Izuku helped her with eagerly. As expected he was already pretty hard, but who wouldn't be after such a display?!

Momo tossed the clothes aside and then began exploring his entire length with her tongue, making it slippery and shining with saliva in no time flat. But just when Izuku thought she was about to start sucking, she pulled back. He was once again confused for a split second before he saw her drool some of her saliva onto, and more importantly in between, her tits.

"I remember reading about something like this in one of the… spicier light novels in my collection." She informed him with a bashful expression and then proceeded to wrap her boobs around his hard on.

Izuku released a blissful sigh at the feeling of his dick being surrounded by that heavenly softness of Momo's boobs and things only got better from that point on. Momo rubbed her tits against his erection for a few moments, before squeezing them tightly around it and slowly dragging them up and down his shaft.

"Fu~uck.." Izuku growled out, showing Momo that she was definitely doing good. Very good even.

She focused her attention on studying the expressions he made whenever she'd squeeze her boobs together just a bit tighter or after a particularly forceful stroke, but her attention was soon grasped by something else. She looked down onto her bust and watched in fascination as Izuku's dick vanished completely before reappearing between her breasts on a downward stroke. There was something about it that felt so unbelievably lewd and arousing that Momo couldn't stop herself from lowering her head to wrap her lips around his tip when it surfaced again.

Izuku seemed to enjoy that little addition very much as he gasped out loud when her teeth grazed the underside of his shaft for the first time. She decided to leave her mouth open and made it a personal goal to glide his dick in and out with each stroke. Needless to say the boobjob quickly got sloppy, very sloppy even, but it was a good thing as it allowed Momo to speed up the pace at which she stroked his dick with her boobs.

She was surprised when she felt him start to twitch between her tits and immediately started thinking how she wanted to end this, but Izuku didn't let her make that choice. It took only a couple of strokes to get him to the edge and once that happened she felt one of his hands land on the top of her head and force her to keep his tip in her mouth as he came.

And came he did, with a primal growl that would scare many a beast into submission. Momo, not that adept at swallowing, had a hard time keeping up and was quickly overwhelmed by the amount of cum in her mouth. Thankfully just as her gag reflex was about to act up, Izuku released her head and returned her ability to breathe once again. She immediately began panting for breath as cum leaked out of her mouth and onto her saliva-covered tits.

She didn't have time to recover fully as Izuku quickly forced her onto her back and nearly tore her panties off of her before going in for the freshly uncovered buffet. Momo had once again other plans however and stopped him in his tracks.

He looked up at her, gaze clouded with lust, and waited for her to speak.

"I can't wait… I need you already…" She moaned out needily.

Izuku acknowledged her request, but still dove in to give her pussy a thorough and deliberately slow stroke with his tongue. He even made sure to flick his tongue against her clit which made Momo's entire body jerk, almost making her cum right then and there. He then continued upwards, crawling closer to her at the same time, but stopped at her tits, giving both of her nipples some of his attention before finally assaulting her neck and chin with kisses.

As soon as she felt his tip spread her folds, her arms and legs wrapped around his muscular form tightly as she prepared for what was about to come. And the answer was apparently 'she', because Izuku deemed her wet enough to sheathe himself in one swift motion, gliding his dick against the upper wall of her pussy all the way and forcing her over the edge which she tip-toed up until now.

Momo moaned in glee at the feeling of her release and Izuku groaned at the sudden tightness that coiled around his dick. Still, neither of those things stopped him from quickly starting to move in and out of Momo's twitching pussy.

They usually made love in the morning, right before returning to the rest of their group, but this was not love-making at all. They were fucking like animals, their movements erratic and their attention focused solely on their partner.

Despite cumming just a few moments prior, Momo felt another wave of euphoria building up inside of her rapidly with each forceful thrust and, judging by his quickened movements, Izuku was in a similar boat. Momo's legs tightened her hold on Izuku as he pistoned in and out of her and she even scratched his back with her nails whilst she snaked one of her hands to rub at her clit.

By sheer coincidence they ended up climaxing at the exact same stroke and they froze in place, groaning and moaning as they enjoyed their respective highs.

"I might get addicted to this…" Momo thought to herself as she felt her pussy practically milking the cum out of Izuku's dick.

They rode out the last of moments of their bliss with a few slow thrusts before eventually separating to catch their breaths and come down from their high.

No words were exchanged between them as their 'fucked silly' expressions conveyed all they might've wanted to say. Izuku rolled onto the bed right beside Momo, who immediately cuddled against his side despite both of them being covered head to toe in sweat. It didn't take long for both of them to fall asleep, not surprising after such a workout.


They expected that revealing that there might not be any more supply drops from now on will cause at least some uproar but that was not the case. Mina, Tooru and Kyouka were pretty chill about the fact and didn't seem that concerned at all. It was understandable to some degree as they got pretty much everything they needed to survive, which was shelter, water, food and security and neither of those things was given to them by the mysterious flaming balls of fire.

"We worked hard to make it this far and we did it with our bare hands! And sometimes an axe, but that's not the point." Mina stated like a professional orator and Tooru clapped in awe.

Meanwhile Izuku and Momo stood completely still as they digested that simple truth. They found the cave on their own, made it into the base that it is on their own and they gather their own food, so maybe they really don't need the supply drops anyway?

Momo was a bit bummed about not getting her crucible, but that little setback won't keep her from progressing up the tech tree for too long as she was sure that she'd find a solution to the problem in no time.

Although, perhaps the solution will find her?


Apparently Izuku is an excellent dancer, he can do the horizontal tango like a natural!

The vote from last week is still on so you can share your thoughts if you haven't done so already and you might even want to go check out the other, currently abandoned, fics to see what you might be able to choose from in the future. Don't worry, I know they're bad but I'll be rewriting them if they get chosen!

Before I leave - Happy Independence Day my fellow Vodka enjoyers!

And with that I can go enjoy some more kickass music from Metal: Hellsinger - shit's bussin' I tell ya! Have a great day and come back next Friday for your weekly dose of Stranded!