Advanced Wars3: Black Hole Ruined...pretty much...

Episode 1: The Hill: part 1

-OrangeStar HQ Male CO Quarters-

Hatchi: All you youngsters quiet down! I'm try' to get some shuteye!

Andy: Why don't you shut up? Your snoring is louder then we'll ever be when we're awake

Hatchi: [winningly] Shut up! [Turns over in bed and begins to cry]

Andy: Okaaaay...where were we?

Thomas: Alright Max I just captured your HQ! You lose again!

Max: AHHHHH!!! Use someone beside yourself!

Thomas: No! Not yet at least! I'm a top-notch CO!

Max: Maybe, but you don't have top-notch Muscles!

Thomas: Oh yeah? [Stands up and raises fist]

Max: Yeah! [Stands up and raises fist]

Andy: hey you two! Break it up!

Thomas: Andy's right. This isn't the time or place to fight lowers fist and sits down

Max: how 'bout we fight on OrangeStar-BlueMoon neutral Hill, tomorrow at noon, with no weapons, just our fists! Just punches, blocks and dodges

Thomas: All right to the Knock out or forfeit!

Max: Okay!

[They then shake hands]

-BlueMoon HQ-

Ryan: hey you large piece of shit .I need some money to buy a gun!

Olaf: I don't like you calling me shit ! I am A superior to your-

Ryan: My CO power gives an advantage in direct and vehicle units! They're strong than Kanbei's! I also make it rain for 3 days when I use My Super Power it's so strong I don't have a normal Power!

Olaf: Holy shit! For that I am going to beat the crap out of you! You aren't supposed to up stage me!

Ryan: Not right now and how about we do this On BlueMoon-OrangeStar neutral Hill! That way Collin can push us up it on Grits Couch that he always sleeps on!

Olaf: Sounds good to me as long as I don't have to walk up it!

Ryan: Fine! [Under breath] lazy ass son of bitch!