Advanced Wars3: Black hole ruined...pretty much...

Episode 1: The Hill: part 2

-The next day at Noon... on top of hill...-

Thomas: you ready, Max?

Max: Yeah! Let's do this!

Thomas: Ready...

Max: Start! [Throws punch]

Thomas: [dodges punch] I was supposed to say that [throws punch that sends Max flying down BM side of hill]

-On other side before fight...-

Olaf: Man Collin! We left at 4:00am and you have only been able to get us 3 feet up the hill!

Collin: eeereuuuuuuugh... I'm trying sir...

Ryan: well you dumb fucking asshole you aren't trying enough!
Ryan's mind: my am I so angry at people all the time? Can't we just be friends?

Ryan: If you don't move this thing faster you piece of shit then I'll shoot you!

Grit: and I'll shoot you to!

Ryan's mind: now I'm posing Grit's mind! God I wish I had a pizza!...

Pizza guy: delivery!

Ryan: thanks. [Tips pizza guy]

Olaf: [reaches for pizza] AAAAAAAAAHH Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!

Ryan: [pulls sword out of Olaf's hand and blood shoots
Out]

Grit: ahhhh there blood everywhere! Do it again! Do it again!

Olaf: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!

Max: [then hits Olaf's gut then flies back up hill]

Ryan: Damn you OrangeStar throwing your Crap at us!

-The couch slides back down the hill crushing Colin into the ground-

Ryan: Colin! Keep pushing Olaf, on the couch, up the hill.

Colin: yes sir [gets back up] hello pink elephant.

Grit: I think we should find out what was it that hit Olaf.

Ryan: Yeah!

They go up hill to find...

Max: I forfeit Thomas, I don't want you to hit me like that again.

Thomas: and my punch knocked you out didn't it?

Max: maybe...

Thomas well seeing how you forfeit and all it does not really matter any more so lets go home

Max: Okay. [They leave in recon]

Ryan: Okay... [looks and sees that Collin and Olaf made it up the hill] Why did we come here again?

Olaf: I don't know!

Ryan: then lets leave. [Kicks couch witch smashes Collin again] Collin! Push this up the hill a couple times then go back to the HQ! [They leave in recon]