I own nothing except the stuff I made up. This story was planned Concepted, outlined and written prior to the announcement of Kingdom Hearts IV as such it must be treated as an AU also of note everything dealing with Kairi in the Manga adaptation going forward is canon to this as is the Child of Destiny prophecy so yeah I might be cherry picking going forward.
Touring Toon Town!
Kiro ran outside looking around quickly. He saw a tall Toon Woman with long red hair a sparkling red dress and Pink Gloves, "Hey!" Kiro shouted she turned her eyes widening he could see they were green but he didn't care. Kiro went to charge however several shots went off Kiro yelped covering his ears and freezing. He suddenly remembered he could've been shot at and checked himself over frantically no blood.
However that gave Roger's Kidnapper enough time to drive off. Kiro immediately got on his Keyblade Glider and flew after them. Kiro rose up and sped past a Red tram as he kept an eye on the car. She must've seen him because she started to speed up. Kiro cast haste when it became too difficult to chase her on his own. Eventually they came to a huge tunnel. There was a sign that said no entry but she crashed right through it Kiro followed diving after her into the tunnel.
It was dark with very small lights whizzing past him. He had to hope he would catch her right away coming out. As he got towards the end, there was suddenly a large red curtain that opened up. And suddenly it was like being in two-Dee animation. The Sun trees and everything began singing.
"Smile Darn ya smile! For there is nothing that you cannot overcome!" Kiro was so surprise by the sudden break into song. That he tumbled out of his Keyblade glider and skid across the ground for a minute before groaning and sitting up seeing Roger heads float around him. "And where the clouds appear you will soon find the sun! Life is really only what you make it. Stand up and show them you can take it!"
"Roger heads. Why are there, Roger heads, floating around mine?!" he asked waving them away frantically. "Come on and smile Darn Ya Smile!"
He got up and had to focus. He could see in the distance was a dancing city of all things, getting his Keyblade Glider back on, he flew towards the city.
"Hi!" said a few talking Humming birds that buzzed around him. "Bye," they shouted as Kiro almost crashed into a pile of objects. He was able to not crash there full force. His toes barely touched the precariously built up pile. And unfortunately he caused a whole bunch of stuff enough to fill an apartment, on top of the car that had Roger. Kiro let out a horrified squeak checking the front seat. No one, he suddenly heard banging, which thankfully meant that Roger was still alive, he quickly opened it, Roger popped out.
"Whew Kiro thanks, that was a close one! They should put a switch in the back so people who get kidnapped can escape!" He said.
"No problem," Kiro replied thinking about how they had those in more modern worlds.
"Did ya see who grabbed me Kiro?" Roger asked.
"Oh yeah, it was a human toon with a red night gown. Red hair green eyes…." Kiro blushed before finishing. "Really uhhh curvy-"
"That's Jessica! My Sweet, Jessica!" Roger said making Kiro yelp as he jumped up right in his face. He then ran off.
"Roger wait! There were gun shots!" Kiro began to explain but Roger just gasped.
"Gun Shots! Someone threatened my darling Jessica or worse they've taken her captive!" Roger shouted.
"That not what I was-"Kiro tried to explain but it was too late Roger had run off. "Wait Roger, I don't think, she's a victim here come back!" he called but Roger was too far ahead to hear.
He looked around for a bit. He saw Roger enter a building and the Elevator closed as soon as Kiro caught up. He cast Haste and started running up the Elevator was going to the top floor. As he rushed up flights of stairs he got more and more tired practically crawling when he got to the top. He groaned downing a potion to restore his strength as he stood up. His legs were still burning and screaming from the exercise. But he saw Roger open a door and yelp as he was pulled in by a pink, gloved hand.
Kiro gasped and rushed over with what little strength began to regrow and opened the door a toon woman who was drawn with a Gonk appearance. Of yellow broken and missing teeth wild matted hair and sagging chest, lots of freckles, yet had Jessica's outfit and color pallet was kissing Roger constantly against his will while he protested about being married.
"Stopra!" Kiro shouted stopping the woman but he stopped Roger as well, he smoothly pulled Roger out of arms where he could see a thick layer of spit all over his face. He winced before pulling Roger away and shutting the door just as Roger recovered. He immediately grabbed all the Wood he could find and nailed it up against the door. He panted as he looked up at the boy who was impressed by how quick and fluid all his motions were, and how instantly he recovered from Time Magic, even faster then those who had built a resistance to it.
"Thanks Pal I owe you one." He said between Pants. Suddenly large Lips burst through the wood. Both screamed Roger's eyes getting bigger and stretching at the lips, as Kiro screamed.
"NOPE!" at the top of his lungs and the two took off still screaming. As they rushed outside and then tripped over what Kiro had only been able to see as a blur of Orange and green with black spots.
Roger had bells he sighed. "No stars." Kiro and the person they ran into did have Stars. When they cleared from his line of sight, Kiro saw one of his Dad's favorite Cartoon Characters. He had a green Sweater on and thin attenea like ears that could basically be as flexible and versatile as Roger's Rabbit ones. He had a long stripped tail with a bit of fluff to it. Some spots on his legs and face with a yellow hair tuft, stomach, feet and face, Bonkers D. Bobcat.
"Heya Bonkers how ya been! He's a friend from work!" Roger said quickly telling Kiro that last part. However Kiro heard a sound and yelped. Cars were driving on the side walk. He panted in fear but Roger and Bonkers who had moved as well didn't seemed bothered. He also took note of the building letting out a huge yawn flowing their fur and hair a bit. Kiro cringed at the smell of morning breath.
"Well, could be better." Bonkers admitted. "The Toon Patrols all over Toon Town looking for ya. And anyone who helps you out gets Dipped," he said shivering as if the Memory of Talking to Doom and his thugs still uneased him. Kiro felt bad for the Bobcat especially if had been threatened to be dipped for ignorance. This had to stop. Kiro had seen Toon Town as a bit…much. He could see other new comers getting frustrated. But that was no right to discriminate and bully them over it.
"Don't worry, Roger didn't do it and whoever did it won't get away with away this!" Kiro said as they moved again.
"Oh I know, you got Detective Eddie Valliant helping ya out! He'll prove you innocent in no time!" Bonkers said confidentially. "Is his brother there too?"
Roger and Kiro looked at each other the former's ears drooping. "He's," Kiro began rubbing his arm. "No longer with us. In fact he was-"There was a loud siren that made both Roger jump into Bonker's arms fearfully.
"IT'S THE TOON PATROL!" they shouted Kiro turned back to them.
"Go hide now!" Kiro shouted as they did Kiro glared changing His Keyblade to Starry Path and launching a Hook Shoot at the Car causing it to stop with the Weasels flying through the window. Having not worn their seat belts, but like he expected from Toons they weren't any worse for wear.
"Heh I remember you!" the Leader sneered. Kiro growled getting ready to fight as a bunch of Black Kangaroo Heartless with Jagged Mouths large jaws where their pouches would be, he was surrounded. One tried to kick at him. Kiro however was quick to block and jump away using a Thunder Raid to kill a couple of the Kickaroos.
"Little Present we gave to Doom as a welcome party to Maleficent's crew!" Pete said as he and Mortimer stepped out from the back of the Toon Patrol Car.
"Kangaroo court because you're essentially trying to murder an innocent person without proper trial. Clever." Kiro drawled sardonically. "Why have you even recruited him anyway?"
"All you need to know is something big is going down kiddo!" Mortimer sneered.
"So you are gathering thirteen Darknesses!" Kiro growled.
"Yesiree, wait!" Pete said eyes widening. The Weasels looked at Mortimer and Pete like they were stupid.
"Uhhhh duuhhh wasn't that a secret ya didn't want them to know?" Asked the dumb one, Pete growled glaring daggers at Kiro.
"GET HIM!" Pete shouted pointing as Kiro had to immediately cast Thundega to avoid being dog-piled by the Heartless. He jumped away from some Badder Dogs before trying to rush at the two along with the Weasels.
A couple shot at him. Kiro had to quickly protect himself from the bullets He had to strike hard and move fast! He was alone against seven attackers plus Heartless. Several Kangaroos rushed at him. But he used a Reaction command Super bounce to jump high above them then slam down hard to knock them all back. When a Badder Dog lunged at him he used Reflect slash to knock it away into two of the weasels. This and reflect were going to be absolute life savers he could tell!
The leader went in for a punch but Kiro cast haste moving around him quickly with a slash to the back. The Dumb one gasped.
"He's seen our deaths in every universe!" He screamed.
"I didn't go that fast…." Kiro corrected before having to dodge a comically large hammer and Mortimer's dance moves.
He did however manage to cast seal venom on Mortimer just then. "Damn brat!" he groaned.
Kiro smirked as he used a Blade charge to knock away several of the Heartless and all the weasels at once. Fortunately they were all mobbing him so they turned into one blobby target. In fact let's take advantage of that.
Pete charged next, "You punks thought you made a fool of me! Well I took that little incident and made a new move!" he said curling up and spinning rapidly around the area. Kiro had to jump away and think. As he observed Pete between beating back several Escapees he noticed Pete couldn't see where he was going that more or less gave him an idea.
He slashed away the remaining Escapees and jumped back down using reflect to block a blow from Pete. He mockingly called to him. "You're gonna have to do better than that!" he sneered as Pete quickly turned on a Dime and rushed at him. Kiro smirked and used Haste to dodge while Pete who couldn't stop crash into and kill the remaining Heartless.
Then he jumped down in front of the weasels. "Over here Larddy!" Kiro sneered. Pete growled at him and rushed rapidly at him. Kiro jumped out of the way the Weasels' eyes got huge as they were hit turning into bowling pins as they were hit and were sent flying. Mortimer gasped as Pete kept going.
"STOP, STOP, STOP YOU IDIOT!" Mortimer screamed.
"I can't stop!" Pete screamed as he was hit and Pete kept rolling as Mortimer was flattened against him. They kept going and going and going. Kiro sighed in relief as he dismissed his Keyblade.
"Kiro that was amazing!" Roger cheered as he and Bonkers came out.
"Thanks but I only managed to make them go away, we still have to prove your innocence." Kiro explained.
"That's not gonna matter, to Doom!" Bonkers warned.
"We'll deal with him when the time comes," Kiro assured.
"Bonkers have you seen Jessica?" Roger asked,
"I think I saw her go down town!" Bonkers replied.
"Thanks Pal, I owe ya!" Roger said running off before Kiro could get a word in edge wise. He raced after the white Rabbit, as fast as he could. He had to duck and weave through many of the Toons trying to jump over the taller ones to catch up with Roger.
"Roger, come back!" Kiro shouted. But he got lost. He had to look around quickly. But the Chaotic noises and cramped space was making him very uncomfortable. He went to a corner by himself for a bit. He took a few deep breaths.
He suddenly heard the sound of a saw going off. He then saw a spinning blur of brown and some gnashing underneath it. Kiro decided to climb up to get a better view of the street ahead. He climbed up the Fire escape quickly. He finally found Roger, but he also saw the brown tornado from just before rushing towards Roger and Pete trying to sneak up on him. Kiro gasped quickly jumping down and rushing between them and grabbing Roger as the two crashed into each other.
"Whew!" Kiro sighed. "Maybe we should stick together Roger," he sighed before they heard a siren. Roger yelped as he and Kiro quickly hid in a nearby Alley and watched well, Roger mostly listened. His ears being the only thing to poke out with him. As the creature a brown Tasmanian devil screamed and quickly ran off as fast as he could like a Tornado going counter clock wise.
"Mommy?" Pete asked in a dizzy tone.
"Hey snap out of it tubby! We gotta grab the Rabbit's wife and nuke Valliant and those other brats!" Mortimer said casting Curaga on Pete Roger gasped in horror and immediately rushed.
Kiro's thoughts had been on the others for a bit, they were flat out trying to kill them. He didn't care about himself but for some reason the thought of his friends being attacked and killed- Friends….
"KIRO!" Roger called to him waving him over frantically.
"I'm coming!" Kiro shouted rushing after him. Suddenly the sun just dropped behind him with a sound. "Why is it night already!?"
"Because the Plot needed it to be night silly," Roger explained as he was working on getting what he assumed was Eddy's car open. "What are you doing?" Kiro asked.
"We gotta find the weasels and help Jessica," he said.
"Can you even drive?" Kiro asked getting in the back and fastening his seat belt.
"Sure I can drive you just uhhh hmmm-"The Rabbit said one of his ears scratching his head as he looked at the dash board.
"I've made a Mistake." Kiro thought to himself. But couldn't act on correcting it when Roger figured out how to get the car moving and then immediately zoomed off at the highest speed it could go Kiro screaming.
X X X
"Valiant," a cold female voice said. They raised their hands and slowly turned Eddie in front of them. Amei felt fear bubble in her chest.
"I always knew I'd get it in Toon Town," Eddie joked grimly. Amei was wracking her mind on how to counter Jessica. But suddenly the Woman shouted.
"Behind you!" she shouted shooting her gun making Amei squeal however the bullet had zoomed past them and at another Target. With an audible male yelp that was thrown back.
"Drop it Lady!" Eddie growled holding up his Toon Gun which he had held onto all these years, upon giving up drinking from what they could tell.
"I just saved your lives and you still don't trust me?" she asked flatly.
"I don't trust anyone or anything!" Eddie snapped.
"Not even your own eyes?" Jessica asked sarcastically pointing at the gun. Eddie seemed to recognize it.
"That's the Gun that killed R. K. Maroon." Jessica replied. Nanaki smelt it.
"This scent is-"he said eyes widening.
"That's right Doom pulled the Trigger!" Jessica replied.
"Doom!?" She, Eddie, Zidane and Nanaki said together.
"I followed him to the Studio but I was too late to stop him!" Jessica said.
"That's right!" Doom Shouted having bounced right back from being shot. "You're dead you're all DEAD!" he declared.
"DOOM!" Eddie shouted shooting his Toon gun as everyone else covered their ears. But the Wild West Toon Bullets got confused and flew off in the other direction.
"Dum, dums." Eddie sighed.
"Come on!" Jessica told them as they followed her out into the main street. "Oh no where's Roger!?" she gasped.
"Roger, he chickened out on me." Eddie replied.
"No he didn't, I hit him on the head with a frying pan and put him in the truck, so he wouldn't get hurt." Jessica quickly explained.
"Makes perfect sense," Eddy replied Zidane and Nanaki nodding in agreement.
"But that probably means, Kiro found him and got him out. We've haven't seen him, since we arrived at the studio." Zidane noted worriedly.
"Yeah, no offense but Toon Town might eat your friend alive literally." Eddie warned.
"I'll try to call him." Amei said pulling out her Gummi Phone and pressing a button as the rest of the group tried to figure out what to do. They were quick to notice that Eddie's car was gone though.
Nanaki was quick to sniff around where it had been. "Kiro and Roger were here, at least we know they're together now." He looked up his ears flattening. "Oh…" There were dark car tracks deep into the pavement and in its wake was a broken fire hydrant. Several destroyed store fronts and a whole smashed building. In fact the damage looked more like an Earthquake had done it as opposed to a car.
"Must be my darling Roger my Honey Bunny, was never good behind the wheel." Jessica admitted.
"A Better lover, than a driver huh?" Eddie asked.
"You better believe it buster," Jessica replied smugly as they suddenly heard the sound of sirens. "It's the Weasels! Quick we'll take Gingerbread Lane!" she shouted going one way but Eddie grabbed her.
"No, No! Gingerbread Lane is this way!" he said jabbing out his thumb which instantly summoned Benny.
"So Valiant you call a Cab or what?" Benny asked.
"Wow!" She said, "excellent, service Benny." She said with a smirk, as they jumped in. Benny was very polite to Jessica and once she was seated he sped off, having a nice head start against the Weasels, Pete and Mortimer.
"So how long have you known it was Doom?" Eddie asked.
"Before poor Marvin Acme died he confided in me that Doom wanted to get his hands on Toon Town. And he wouldn't stop at anything." Jessica noted.
"Things are starting to make a lot more sense now. He needed Roger as the Fall guy. And built on Marron's Black Mail scheme, he must be connected to Clover Field as well somehow." Zidane noted.
"Did he give you the will for Safe Keeping?" Eddie asked.
"Supposedly but when I opened it up it was a blank piece of paper." Jessica replied.
Eddie shook his head, "A Joker to the end.
"So where too already my Meter's runnin'" Benny called.
"I have to find my Darling Husband! I'm so worried about him." Jessica said sadly.
"Seriously what do you see in that guy?" Eddie asked surprised.
"He makes me laugh." Jessica replied simply. Zidane nodded in agreement.
Amei smiled she hoped she could meet someone someday that would make her smile and bring happiness into her life. It was romantic. Benny speeding up brought her out of their thoughts and soon they were out of the tunnel and back out into the city. However Amei gasped when she saw Doom ahead kick over some dip. But it was too late. Benny screamed in agony as he drove through it.
"AHHH I'VE BEEN DIPPED!" he yelped before crashing into a light post launching everyone out.
"Benny!" Amei yelped rushing over only to be wrapped by a large Heartless Snake from her mouth to her feet making her fall over.
"Amei!" Zidane shouted only Pete and Mortimer to get in front of them.
"I wouldn't unless you want that Heartless to bite her and pump her full of a Vemonous Darkness." Doom said as he came forward. "What an unfortunate accident driving on a slippery road. Especially in a maniacal Toon Vehicle." He sneered as the Toon Patrol appeared the Leader Smart Ass jumping out to congratulate Doom.
Amei felt the Cobra Heartless wrap her so tightly she could barely move. It had focused it's tail around he head in a way she couldn't move her mouth. She was pulled away from the others. As the weasels made the others go to Doom's car.
"I think they'll enjoy a Ribbon cutting at the Acme factory." Doom said sinisterly.
X X X
Kiro screamed white knuckling the back seat as Roger somehow drove upside down for Half the Tunnel. Fortunately he went back on the ground just as he had exited and finally began to slow down. "Benny is that you?!" Roger shouted as the boy finally opened his eyes and fearfully peered out the side to see Benny with badly burned tires. He gasped.
"No it's Shirley Temple!" Benny spat irritably from being in pain.
"What happened?!" Kiro asked.
"Doom and the Weasels and two other thugs made off with Valliant those kids and your wife." Benny shouted as he yelped with each step.
"Wait, my friends? Where are they going?!" Kiro shouted worry completely consuming him.
"The Acme Factory," Benny replied.
"The Acme Factory I know where that is get in!" Roger shouted.
"Move over Roger you've done enough driving for one night." He said having Roger move to shot gun (Thank Heavens!) then using his own headlights to make up for the ones Roger smashed in.
Kiro was anxious worried for the others. As he tried to calm himself he realized just how much he came to care for them as friends as much as his parents. As much as his old friends, there was a Moment of Clarity that their company traveling with them. Made his heart open again, and it was making him stronger. He reassured himself as the large lets in bright neon pink 'Acme' came up.
Kiro immediately jumped out of the car killing all of the Heartless that were guarding the outside.
"Alright Benny you get the Police Roger said trembling with fear holding the real world Gun Valliant normally used. "I'm going to save my wife!" he said trembling.
"Easy, with that! This ain't Toon Town you know!" Benny said driving off.
"Roger calm down, you're gonna cause more harm than good with that Gun like that." Kiro said. "Just breathe." He said trying to remember what his Dad told him after first learning the weight of the Keyblade's Power.
Roger took a huge breathe almost welling like a balloon before exhaling in a way that almost looked like a Balloon losing air. "Thanks Pal I needed that." He sighed as they searched for a way in. Kiro saw a fire escape that lead to an open window up above. Roger was pulling on the smaller window trying to open it.
"Wouldn't you know locked." He sighed leaning on it.
"Well, don't worry I found-"The window flipped him inside. "Roger!" Kiro shouted sticking his head in. The Rabbit was now being flushed down the toilet. Kiro groaned pulling his head back out and climbing up and quietly slipping into the upper window he had found.
He could see Amei tied and gagged with a snake like Heartless coiled around her poised at her neck. Zidane didn't have a gag but was in the same position clearly they didn't want her doing magic. Nanaki was hanging hog tied and muzzled and hanging from a rope almost as if to be shot by something. Kiro gasped. He then saw Valliant and Jessica were being held at Gun point as the weasels were searching them. He then saw several driller moles. And a new Heartless that looked like a driller with no helmet and wheels known as a Driller car digging past a stone wall.
"We've searched the kids and Valliant they don't got the will!" Shouted the Leader Weasel.
"Then Frisk the Woman!" Doom commanded.
"I'll handle this one!" said the Weasel in the green suit he smirked licking his lips like the pervert he was to feel around the front of Jessica's dress. However he screamed in pain as a Cartoon Bear trap was suddenly on his hand. He screamed and jumped around trying to pull it off.
"Nice Booby Trap," he heard Valliant say as the other weasels laughed as Doom back handed with his cane the Pervert weasel into a box of Cartoon eyes making them spill everywhere. It made Kiro wonder why they even followed, or even put up with Doom when he was flat out abusive to them. Pete and Mortimer he understood they had made some alliance.
"Do they have the will or not?" Doom barked.
"Nah just this stupid love letter," the Leader said as the crazy one took Roger's love letter from Valiant who went out of his way to get it back as Doom spoke.
"No Matter, I doubt that will show up in the next fifteen minutes." Doom replied.
"What happens in the next fifteen minutes?" Valliant asked.
"Toon Town will be legally mine." Doom replied. Kiro's eyes widened in horror at the thought, "lock, stock and barrel!"
"Town towns on the other side boss!" the stupid Weasel said as the could see color and faintly hear music on the other side.
"You see Mr. Valliant? A successful conclusion to this case, draws the curtains on my carrier as a jurist in Toon Town."
"More like the local bully," Zidane snidely added.
"I'm retiring to take a new role in the private sector." He said casting a side glare to the blonde. Kiro smirked at the comment.
"That wouldn't be Clover Leaf industries would by chance eh?" Valliant sardonically asked.
"You're looking at the sole stock holder," Doom replied. "And founder," he replied.
"So it's a shell company then?" Zidane asked.
"No actually, it's not." Doom growled at him. Glancing at the leader weasel who placed a large sticker over Zidane's mouth. It said don't open until Christmas making him glare at them as they laughed at him.
Doom took a small baking pan and placed it in front of something covered in a large green cloth. He opened it slightly and turned a knob within it. "Can you guess what this is?" he asked as everyone's eyes widened below.
"Oh…..my….God…it's DIIIIIIIPPPPP!" Jessica shrieked in sheer horror.
"That's right my dear! Enough to dip Toon Town off the face of the Earth!" he said triumphantly as he pulled away the curtain to reveal a large car like vehicle with a massive tank on the back and a power hose. Kiro's eyes widened he quietly gasped. And looked at Nanaki, they were going to dip him. He would be burned alive….dissolved a live and not just him…all of Toon Town. Kiro felt his heart race in anxiety and horror, "a Vehicle of my own design, Five thousand gallons of heated dip, pumped at enormous velocity through a pressurized water canon! Toon Town will be erased in a matter of minutes!" he said as Soldier heartless finished dumping a barrel in followed by the crazy and stupid weasels.
"I suppose you think, no one's going to notice Toon Town's disappeared?" Jessica asked accusingly.
"Who's got time to wonder what happened to some ridiculous talking mice when you're driving at seventy-five miles an hour?" Doom replied.
"What are you talking about there's no road by Toon Town." Jessica argued.
"Not yet," Doom replied. He said walking towards his hostages as Kiro listened frozen in anger. "Several months ago, I had the good providence, to stumble upon this plan of the City Council's. A construction plan of epic proportions: They're calling it a Freeway."
"A Free way? What the Hell's a Freeway!?" Valliant asked.
"Eight Lanes of shimmering cement running from here to Pasadena!" Doom explained simply, "smooth, safe, fast. Traffic Jams will be a thing of the past!"
"That's why you killed Acme and Maroon? For this Freeway?! I don't get it!" Valliant replied.
"Of course not you lack vision." Doom replied.
Vision?! This was just blatant blood shed for a stupid road! Kiro could barely focus his thoughts were swimming with sheer anger. He wanted to rake Doom's stupid spine and the spines of his lackeys he hyper ventilated a bit. It was taking everything he had not to jump out in a blind attack.
"Kiro calm down…." said his mother's voice. He barely noticed a fairy beside him. "You need to relax remember what you told Roger? Now you need to apply your own advice…you can't help anyone overwhelmed with anger." Kiro took a large breath imitating the memory of Roger and let out a cooling breathe. he took a moment to realize Doom was monolouging, as the Fairy disappeared. This was his chance and he began to sneak down. He found a ladder to slide down and crept over to Amei and Zidane slaying the cobra Heartless with a couple well aimed magic arrows. Then, he crept closer to untie him. But Zidane grunted at him shaking his head and looked over at the machine. He wanted Kiro to sabotage it. Kiro looked worried at him but Amei nodded back at him gesturing her head to the machine.
"But I see a place where people get on and off the Freeway! On and off, off and on all day, all night! Soon where Toon Town once stood will be a string of gas stations!" Doom said passionately forcing Kiro to breathe and focus on quelling his anger. "Inexpensive hotels, Restaurants that serve rapidly prepared food! Tire Salons: Automobile dealer ships and wonderful, wonderful billboards reaching as far as the eye can see! My God! It'll be beautiful."
"Screw you Doom." Kiro muttered in his thoughts as he went to analyze the machine. However Pete's words broke in.
"Hey, while you're day dreamin' there pal, don't forget we had a deal! You join our Darknesses and we help ya with the Free way!" Pete said making Kiro gasp confirming Maleficent's plans.
"I haven't forgotten you nitwit! But I've earned the right to enjoy being on the cusp of my plans coming to fruition!"
"Come on! No one's gonna drive on this lousy Freeway when they can take the Red car for a Nickel!" Valliant pointed out.
"They will, they'll have too. You see, I bought the Red Car so I could dismantle it." Doom explained. Kiro remembered the paper from earlier. He found the driver's seat. Maybe if he destroyed it, it wouldn't run, yeah, However as he was about to climb in to do just that he heard a rumbling.
"What the?" the Leader Weasel asked as it got louder and emerging from the drain under the green suited weasel and launching him up was Roger.
"Whoa…" Kiro muttered impressed with his entrance. Despite screaming Roger came out swinging with his plan of attack, landing on his feet and holding, Doom as a hostage. "Alright nobody move!" he shouted. "Grab some sky weasels or I'll let the Judge have it! You heard me Weasels drop it!"
"Roger!" Jessica said in sheer romantic Joy. Roger happily responded.
"Yes my Darling it is I!" he declared proudly. Kiro grinned at this. "I'd love to embrace you but first! I need to satisfy my sense of Moral outrage!" he shouted.
"This oughta be Good," Mortimer smirked.
"Put the Gun down you buck-toothed fool!" Doom snarled.
"That's it Doom gimme another excuse to pump ya full of lead! Ya thought you could get away with it didn't ya? Ha! We Toons may act Idiotic, but we're not stupid! We Demand Justice!" he said Kiro noticing the Weasel cutting the rope from the pile of bricks above him. "Why the real meaning of the word probably hits you like a pile of Bricks. He said as they fell.
Kiro was about to jump out when a Cobra Heartless, had coiled around him, he yelped struggling as the snake coiled tighter and tighter something about it was freezing his movements making it harder for his free arm to move. However he thought about his friends, he glared forcing his arm to move charging it with electricity grabbing it by the head and unleashing as much electricity as he could killing it instantly. He groaned laying there as he heard Jessica and Roger get tied together and raised up. He looked up and had to hide when the machine moved.
It was getting into position. Pete and Mortimer smirked glancing at Amei and Zidane who were both glaring daggers.
The two were lifted up on the hook next to Nanaki. "Oh Roger you were magnificent!"
"Was I really?" Roger asked earnestly.
"Better than the Looney Tunes!" Jessica assured.
"Time to kill the Rabbit!" said the Crazy Weasel the first words Kiro ever heard him speak and it made his blood go icy. Jessica had said something romantic to Roger but he didn't hear he was too busy trying to make his move now!
He watched as the Gun was aimed at all three. Fortunately for now they didn't notice the Cobra Heartless being gone. He got closer and closer to Valliant as Doom told him simply it was over walking off whistling but slipped landing one the ground hard and covering his eye for some reason. This was his chance. He immiedately tried to attack the Leader Weasel to free Valiant. But Doom had already seen him.
"Look out you fools!" he shouted.
"Not so fast!" the Leader said holding him at gun point forcing him to dismiss his Keyblade.
"One of these days you idiots are gonna laugh yourselves to death!" Doom snarled. Valliant immediately got an idea. Kiro didn't have time to ask as the gun was pressed against the middle of his face.
"Should I repose of them now boss?" the Leader asked.
"Dispose idiot!" Kiro growled hotly.
"Let them all watch their Toon Friends get dipped then shoot them." Doom said rushing out. Mortimer and Pete were immediately congratulating each other on a job well done. But Kiro wasn't about to be beat.
"Hey kid, I'm gonna need your help with this." Valliant hissed.
"I'm not sure how but okay!" Kiro hissed back.
"What are you two whispering about?" the Leader Weasel asked.
"Nothing, we just thought you should know, about the guy you're gonna dip! Eddy said turning on a large machine behind him that instantly drummed up in music. Eddie to Kiro's surprise started to perform as Krio tried to mimic him.
"Now Roger is name, laughter is game! Come you dope untie his rope and watch him go insane!" he said as he jumped onto a broom that hit him the face twice. Kiro tripped over his own feet and face-palmed he smirked when he saw it was working even on Pete and Mortimer.
Kiro tried to get up but tripped again. He leapt back up as Valliant caused himself to roll towards the Leader who burst out laughing. Eddie began juggling large balls and passed them to Kiro signaling for him to sing. What no! Eddie nodded and he inwardly groaned.
"This singing ain't my line, it's hard to make a rhyme!" Kiro squeaked. "If I get stuck then, I'm out of luck then!" he said looking desperately to Valliant but Jessica spoke up.
"I'm running out of time!" she called.
"Thanks!" he squeaked spinning them as well. When the balls went up all of them kept falling on their heads Kiro then slipped onto a pile of Boxes as Valliant, fell towards some washer pans that kept falling on him. He groaned with each one falling making a funny face each time.
Kiro was on a pogo stick smiling brightly as he crashed into a lamp getting electrocuted thankfully because of his magic element it only hurt a little. He then fell on top of Valliant shocking him with said Element causing the Dumb Weasel to choke and keel over followed by the one that smoked.
"Kiro, Eddie keep it up! You're slaying them! You're knocking them dead!" Kiro could see Mortimer and Pete starting to choke as well but disappeared into Darkness. Now he understood. They were killing them with comedy.
The Smoking weasel trying to grab his soul,but lost control of it. It flew away as his body fell into the Dip, at least he wouldn't feel it. Kiro and Valliant stood side by side.
"We're through with takin' falls!" he said.
"We're bouncing off the walls!" Kiro added before Valliant did the next verse.
"Without that gun I'd have some fun I'd kick ya in the-"Eddie said before a falling vase interrupted him. Kiro realized that the belt it was one must have turned on during their little show. But he now had an opportunity to free Zidane and Amei as Roger shouted nose.
"Nose? That don't rhyme with walls." The Leader pointed out.
"Balls does!" Kiro said passing by next thing he knew Valliant had kicked him in the crotch. And sent him flying into the dip. Kiro quickly freed them. They rushed over only freeing Nanaki before Heartless attacked them forcing them away from Roger and Jessica. But the other two Weasels had died However during their flinching they had turned on the cannon.
"Oh no!" Kiro cried. He rushed over to try and turn it off.
"Guys hurry it's coming this way!" Roger cried as Kiro and Valliant climbed up the Machine, just before it hit them. Valliant who had beaten him there thanks to Kiro killing off some nearby Cobra Heartless pulled the switch making it turn the opposite way. He went down to figure out how to turn it off. But he heard Valliant scream and saw that Doom had kicked him off the top onto the ground and followed him down.
He pulled his cane apart to reveal a sword. Kiro summoned his Keyblade and the two started fighting Zidane joining them. Despite his age, Doom as actually giving them some trouble. Kiro was low on Mana so couldn't do much with magic.
They suddenly heard singing. They slowly turned confused. Valliant had tried to find a sword only to find it was a singing sword. He didn't get it…
Valliant then immediately found a large Magnet that tried to pull Doom's Sword away, Amei tried to help with her own magic. But Doom had caused them to slip. Eddie getting caught against a oil drum. Doom smirked. He went to stab Valliant with a slightly psychotic smile but Kiro stopped him.
Kiro charged up Electricity and zapped Doom causing him to fly back towards a small steam roller, why the hell was that here!?" He immediately turned it on and charged at them at full speed, turning the Hose, back in the opposite direction as he passed, towards the Rabbits, before setting his sights on the group.
"Those!" Valliant said pointing to the Acme portals. Kiro quickly opened one and used it to free Valliant as they moved out of the way Doom tried to find them but Valliant had kicked them away, as Kiro rushed over to the machine.
"GUYS QUIT PLAYING AROUND! PUH-PUH-PUH-LEEAAASEEE" Roger shrieked as Kiro slashed through Shadows and Crooks jumping into the Driver's seat and turning off the hose. Kiro sighed holding his head.
"I wasn't worried were you?" he asked Jessica.
"Yes," Kiro sad flatly.
They then heard psychotic screaming. Doom had gotten his fist and foot stuck with Acme glue, to the steam roller. And was now being crushed under it everyone stared in shock. He heard Roger Retch as it passed over him.
Just then Doom's limbs started rising up but they were as flat as Paper Kiro resisted the urge to throw up. But….
"Wholly Smokes he's a Toon!" Valliant called out.
"Surprised?" Doom asked.
"Not really, that lame-brain Freeway idea could only be cooked up by a Toon." Valliant replied.
"Not just any Toon!" he suddenly said. Everyone stared curiously as he used an air tank to blow himself back up. Fake eyes fell out of his sockets to everyone's surprise. When he turned it was piercing Red eyes and Kiro could see Valliant pale as a sheet, looking like he had seen a Ghost!
"Remember me Eddie?! When I killed your brother I Talked…." He said his voice getting higher and higher. "JUST LIKE THIIIIISSSS!" he shouted his eyes becoming literally daggers aimed at Valliant.
"Leave him alone!" Kiro shouted charging at Doom who sprung over him to get to Valiant who was running in fear. However he then pulled out an Anvil arm to send him flying into Kiro who yelped in pain and cast Curaga. But he had turned to Dip back on. He had to get to the machine and turn it off.
Nanaki jumped on him but he was sent flying back in pain shaking himself off from large quils that had appeared on his back. "Are you okay?" Amei asked.
"I'm fine." He growled as Kiro was knocked back against from a spring loaded red boxing glove for trying to get to the machine again. Amei casted stopaga but thanks to some twisted twist on the rule of funny he was immune to status spells.
"Well crap!" Amei snarled as she unleashed a bunch of Firaga which he just ate and burped his mouth and ears smoking.
"Yummy…." He sneered, Amei got a bit fearful from that. Zidane unleashed Free Energy which unfortunately didn't do much to him either. Amei rushed to get to the machine but he grabbed her and threw her back. She yelped as she hit the ground hard. Her hair doo undone as she and Kiro rushed to her side and healed her helping her up. The two then glared at him. The two were then charged with a light. They unleashed an opposite barrage of spells. Kiro: Thunder, Amei: Water.
Then it was Earth and wind which caught Doom in a rock like Tornado that blew the roof off the Warehouse. Then finally.
"ANTIPODE BOMB!" They shouted together as a burst of ice combined with Fire exploded into a bright orange and white energy that send Doom into his Machine he screamed as the attack broke open the tank. Nanaki quickly jumped to higher ground as Doom was swept in a wave of Dip. Kiro groaned as the foul smelling liquid. But saw that while the machine was still slowly moving Zidane had grabbed the control and moved Jessica and Roger out of the way. Everyone stared Kiro glaring as Doom was screaming being dissolved by the Dip.
"I'm melting! Melting! Whadda worrrllllddddd oooohhhh nooooooooo….." he moaned fading out a pile of paint where he once was mostly yellow.
"Good Riddance." Kiro muttered as the Cannon merely drove outside and was immediately hit by a Toon Train.
"Guys there's Dip Everywhere how are we gonna get down?" Roger called as Valliant found a Fire Hydrant valve and turned them on to max. Instantly the Dip had been washed down the drains, never to hurt anyone ever again.
Nanaki leapt down as Valliant untied and freed Roger and Jessica.
"Jeepers Eddie that was a close shave, I thought our goose was cooked!" he said as he was placed down. Jessica soon after.
"My hero!" she said. Eddie smiled but she went right past him to Roger.
"Oh Honey Bunny!" she cooed.
"Oh love cup!" he responded happily.
"Oh Roger, you were a pillar of strength." She said kissing him.
They suddenly heard sirens as Benny came in with brand new tires. Amei smiled in relief.
"Sweet Sister Mary Francis what the Hell happened in here?!" Benny shouted scanning Doom's remains with his headlights. As everyone gathered around the pile of paint and clothes, Kiro sensed the Toons of Toon Town peeking in. "I've been a cab for thirty-seven years and I've never seen a Mess like this!"
"What was that a rubber mask?" Deloris asked.
"Yeah," Valliant said passing the detective some sawed rope. And this is the rope from the safe that killed Marvin Acme. I think your boys will find that paint is a perfect match.
"So Judge Doom killed Marvin Acme." The Detective replied.
"And R. K. Maroon and my Brother," Valliant replied as Deloris went to hold his hand.
"That was one seriously disturbed Toon." The Detective said.
"You have no idea." Kiro sighed.
The Toons then gathered around the remains, among them were, Bonkers, the Tazmanian Devil, the Peanuts Gang, the Jetsons the Fred, Barney, The Animaniacs, Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Yogi Bear, Booboo, Woody Wood Pecker, Astro, Tom and Jerry."
"Golly, I wonder who he really was?" Bonkers asked.
"I'll tell you one thing Doc, he weren't a Rabbit." Bugs replied.
"Or a Duck!" Daffy added.
"Or a Smarter than Average Bear," Yogi added.
"Oh a Robot Boy," Astro added.
"Or a Sheep," said a wolf in sheep's clothing.
"Or a Kitty Cat!" added Sylvester.
"Or a Wood Pecker," Woody said doing his trade mark laugh. Deloris then noticed a large ink stain on Eddy's shirt.
"What's on your shirt Eddie?" she asked.
"It's Ink that Goof, Acme sprayed me with some the other night. Although why it's coming back now I don't know."
"Here's your answer Eddie!" Roger replied having gone through a Box. "Acme's disappearing reappearing Ink! That Acme what a Genius!"
"Applesauce!" shouted a small Toon baby. "If he was such a Genius why didn't he leave his will where he could find it?! Without it we're just waiting for another developer's wrecking ball!"
"Zidane, remember that blank piece of paper." Amei asked.
"Oh yeah that's some four-D chess!" Zidane said in awe.
Valliant seemed to have the same idea as he had Roger read his love letter and stumbled into the ink's words, that was over powering the lipstick he used.
"I Marvin Acme of sound mind and body, It's the Will! Do hereby bequeath in perpetuity the property known as Toon Town to those lovable Characters the Toons!" he said with sheer joy. A massive applause erupted from the Toons as they jumped and cheered.
Valliant and Deloris were about to kiss but Roger pulled him and Kiro away. "Hey Eddie, Kiro that was a pretty funny dance you did for the weasels."
"Thank you," Kiro said smiling nervously.
"Say Eddie, do you think your days of being a Sour-Puss are over?" Roger asked.
"Only time will tell." Eddie replied simply.
"Yeah, well put her there pal!" he said holding out his hand Valliant took it but got a shock from a hand buzzer. He glared at Roger fiercely making everyone go deathly silent with a gasp. "Don't tell me ya lost your sense of Humor already!" Roger said timidly. Valliant just grinned angrily and grabbed him by the throat lifting him up.
"Does this answer your question?" he asked kissing Roger who tried to push away. When Valliant pulled back Roger wiped his lips spitting a little as the Toons Cheered again. Roger was passed to his wife.
"Come on Roger let's go home. I'll bake, you a Carrot Cake." Jessica promised as the Toons began singing.
"Smile, darn ya smile! You know this whole world is a Great World after all! Smile Darn ya smile. And right away watch Lady Luck Pay you all call!" They sang as Deloris, holding Valliant's hand. And Roger holding Jessica's walked off into the sunset. "Things are never Black as they are painted! Time for you and Joy to get acquainted, make Life worthwhile-"
"Well, I think that wraps things up nicely." Zidane said grinning as the group watched happily Kiro nodding in agreement with a Grin.
X X X
"You almost died of laughter of all things! And Doom is dead! Do tell how you plan to explain yourselves!" Maleficent growled.
"Biology?" Mortimer asked nervously. As they both grinned nervously.
"I Vould not worry Malevicent," Said Harle from behind them with Lynx. "We 'ave captured Ze Princess Madea."
"And found you two new allies though one you might be familiar with." Lynx added as coming out of the Darkness was a tall blue man with a black robe and skull pin. His head was covered in a blue flame. Maleficent recognized him immediately.
"How do I get caught up helping you?" Hades' asked "Geeze louise." He sighed.
"Oh come now, Hades I can assure you things will be quite different." Maleficent replied.
"Fine whatever, for old time's sake. Besides you can count on me to liven things up." Hades added. "Not sure about the other two."
There was a man in a Red and black jump suit and mask that completely covered his face. There were two large black shapes over the small white eyes. And the sides of the torso arms and legs were black. He had two katana's on his back and belts for various gear.
"Hey there Deadpool, so I was promised jewels, but I'm mostly here just cause of the plot. And Cameos, gotta love him." He said eye smiling, with a thumbs up.
"Are you sure about him?" Maleficent asked flatly to the two.
"Yes, he's a deadly killer and almost impossible to kill himself. Not even the son of Sora can stand up to that." Lynx assured. "By the way, where is Magus?"
"Working on capturing the Princesses of Hyrule and Gaurdia," Maleficent replied. "He should be returning soon. "As long as those fools cannot find us, we have all the time we could need.
X X X
Trode was not happy, at all….Mickey could see him practically turning red as he jumped up and down. "My Precious Medea is gone! And I know it has something to do with one of your enemies Mickey! So do something about it!" he shouted. "I understand I'm going to work on it right away!" Mickey said.
"RIGHT NOW STOP SITTING!" Trode shouted, making Mickey yelp right out of his seat.
"Ack, alright, alright sorry!" he said turning off the monitor. He groaned sitting back down. "Call him many things a bad dad's certainly not one of them." Mickey sighed having known Trode for a while. Then another call this time from Riku, he turned it on.
"Mickey," Riku said. "Kiro's got information to confirm that Maleficent is gathering thirteen Darknesses."
"And the Seven current Hearts, Trode just got off the phone yelling at me about his Daughter being kidnapped. And I got word that one of the Ninja from the Leaf Village has been kidnapped as well. Specifically a Girl named Hinata. By the now, rogue Ninja: Danzo."
"We need to hurry, and find her! I've assured Kiro nothing bad's going to happen. But To honest I'm sure about that myself."
"I know, I just can't, track down where Maleficent is! If only we knew…." Mickey muttered worriedly.
Keyblades Obtained:
Toony Justice: The Shaft is a singing sword that doesn't sing. The Teeth are a spring cartoon Boxing glove. The hand guard is smoke from a cab which is at the center the Token is picture of Roger's head.
Strength: 10
Magic: 10
Ability: Divine Protection: Increases defense by 1.5 times and raises Elemental resistances by 10%
Transformations:
Giant Hammer: Using Physical attacks turns this Keyblade into a large Hammer which can then be used to unleashed devastating Earth Magic and Powerful swings
Toon Cannon: Blasts Foes with a barrage of objects because Comedy but they do non elemental magic damage
Fire Works: The Final Transformation from either the Hammer or Cannon. It unleashes a bunch of Fire Works that blast Foes.
Finishers:
Smack Down: Kiro jumps high as he can into the air even Space. Can breathe because comedy and swings down spinning as he goes to unleash a powerful smack
Mega Blast: The Cannon charges up inflating quite a bit before unleashing an intense blast.
Justice Flare: The Fire Works spin together catching all foes and flying them off into the sun to explode wildly the light can be seen from very far away maybe even unreality. Because Comedy.
Limit Combos: Elemental Barrage: Kiro and Amei team up using their magic to weave together opposed magic until they create the powerful Antipode bomb to destroy their enemies.
Bonkers D. Bobcat: An Old friend from Work of Rogers. My Dad has all of his Cartoons and they're pretty funny so he's really good at his Job. He's a friendly soul. I hate that he was intimidated even threatened for information. Fortunately he can sleep well at night going forward. ( Bonkers 1993)
Lena Hyena: A woman with no sense of boundaries she dresses like Jessica but it's a trap! (Who Framed Roger Rabbit 1988)
Jessica Rabbit: Roger's wife. I was expecting a female Rabbit but no, she just took his name. She was a suspect in the Maroon murder and played literal patty cake with Marvin before he died which is how she learned the truth. She was acting kind of shifty but I'm glad Roger was right she does care deeply about him (Who Framed Roger Rabbit 1988)
Baby Herman: Roger's Co-Star who has the mind of a full grown man. Which must be frustrating all things considered, he apparently knew that Marvin Acme had promised Toon Town to them. And also tried to Hire Valliant to help Roger (Who Framed Roger Rabbit 1988)
R. K. Maroon: The Head of Maroon Studios. He wanted to Black Mail Acme into selling Toon Town or some of his own Property. Apparently to try and save the Toons he also tried to sell his own studio; Maybe to offer it up as land for the Freeway to try and Spare the Toons. All things considered I don't think it would've mattered if he did. R.I.P (Who Framed Roger Rabbit 1988)
Marvin Acme: The Former owner of Toon Town and seller of various products and objects even Weapons the Toons use. He was killed by Doom to try and control Toon Town using Clover Field. He may have been smarter than he seemed as he not only entrusted the will to Jessica. But wrote it in disappearing Reappearing Ink. Good thing Doom and his Thugs were dealt with before the Ink showed back up R.I.P. (Who Framed Roger Rabbit)
Judge Doom/?: Turns out Doom and the Toon who killed Theodore Valliant are one and the same and tried to Terrorize Valliant when he was revealed. He died via his own dip which is honestly poetic Justice. His true identity beyond Doom is unknown but I think he might have been a Robot giving the contraptions coming out of him. (Who Framed Roger Rabbit 1988)
The Peanuts: Some Normal kids who get into the shenanigans of life. Among their Cast Charlie Brown the unfavorite leader, his Dog Snoopy Lucy her younger brother Linus who will one day turn his Blanket into a sports coat Marcy and Peppermint Patty. They even have comics. (Peanuts comics 1947)
Yogi Bear:A Bear in a nice hat and tie that's always scheming for Picnic baskets he doesn't mean any harm he just wants human food but he's not allowed to have it. So he's always in trouble with the Park Rangers. (The Huckle Berry Hound Show 1958)
Booboo: Yogi's Sidekick: A bit more willing to obey the rules and timid then his bigger friend. Nevertheless he joins his friend on his various food snatching adventures. (Yogi Bear's Big Break 1958)
Fred Flintsone:A Modern Stone Age man he works hard and while flawed he is a good man deep down. I've seen a few of his cartoons but like Yogi's not many. (Flintstones 1960)
Barney Rubble: Fred's best friend. A bit more Level-headed and less lazy then Fred from what I can recall. He has a Son named Bambam and his wife Betty is best friends with Fred's wife Wilma (Flintstones 1960)
Sylvester:A Black and White Cat and Member of the Looney Tune's Cast he's usually seen trying to catch Mice and a bird named Tweety to no avail or watching over a younger family member. (Looney Tunes Shorts 1930)
Bugs Bunny: The Main Star of the Looney Tunes. Wise-cracking and clever he can outsmart a lot of foes even his rival Daffy. And is usually seen eating a Carrot. (Looney Tunes Shorts 1930)
Daffy Duck: Bug Bunny's eternal rival even trying to get him killed at times. With almost no success and damage to himself. He has a big ego with a Catch Phrase of your despicable! (Looney Tunes Shorts 1930)
The Animaniacs: A Trio of Animal siblings that have a lot of insight on things but are just as manic and energetic as the rest of Toon Town. I've seen a couple of their Cartoons you need a brain to watch it. (Animaniacs 1993)
Astro: A Small anime robot boy apparently coming to try and get his own cartoons dubbed which explains how Nanaki was perceived by the Toon Patrol and Valliant. Apparently he's from another Toon Town far away. I don't know much about his show however. (Astro Boy 1963)
Woody Wood Pecker: A Wood Pecker that has his own set of Cartoons but I haven't seen much of them. he has a trade mark laugh and a powerful peck. (Knock, Knock 1940)
The Jetsons family: Opposite of the Flintstones they're from an imaginative future given the words I've been too it's not accurate for what their thinking for that year. But other worlds it very well could be. They've crossed over a couple of times (The Jetsons 1962)
Yes I am aware of the Anchronism Stew I've unleashed upon you all! I had to find someway to replace the Disney Cameo's somehow! please just roll with it and don't be a Jerk about it! yes, people who are salty about Kingdom Hearts III, Sokai being basically confirmed in III and Xemnas screaming "I am evil for the Third Time in a row" I'm looking directly at you!
So after this there won't be any updates for a little bit I want to take a break that will lead into playing Pokemon Violet but I will be back by next year at the latest!
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