Titans South

Disclaimer: I do not own South Park or Teen Titans. But I can dream sigh

Slade had set up a portal into another dimension. The Titans followed him into the portal which had sent them too ... SOUTH PARK (Everyone is animated in a south parkish way now)

Slade fell out of the sky right in front of Cartman, Kyle, Kenny, Butters, and Twitch

"Who the !$# are you?" Kyle asked. Slade just ran away. Then the Titans fell through.

"Alright, why is all this shit falling out of the sky?" Cartman said.

"Dude, they can hear you."

"Hi I'm Butters." Butters said.

"Mhmhmhmhmhmhmhmh," Kenny said.

"We're the Titans." Robin said.

"Dude why are you all wearing tights," Kyle said, pointing at Beast Boy and Robin. "And you aren't wearing anything...Are you gay?"

"Hallo, my name is Starfire. I am very pleasured to meet you!" Starfire said.

"Cut the crap why you talking all funny?" Cartman said.

"Whoa take it easy. She's an alien." Robin said.

"Mhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmh," Raven said. She takes off her hood. "And who are you?"

"I am Eric Cartman. But do not call ME ERIC."

"Mhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmh," Kenny said. Raven put her hood back on.

"Mhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmh."

"Mhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmh."

"Dude, you understand Kenny?" Kyle asked. Raven took her hood off.

"He says that he says things really clear and slow but you're to god damn stupid to notice." Raven said.

"MHHM" Kenny gets run over by a truck with Slade as the driver.

"You killed Kenny! You bastard!" Kyle said. Raven puts her hood back on and goes to the middle of the street to see Kenny. Slade shifts into reverse and runs over Raven.

"You killed Raven! You bastard!" Beast Boy said.

"Get him!" Robin said. There was an awkward silence.

"What the #%$ are you doing?" Cartman said.

"Mhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmh." Raven and Kenny were alive again.

"MHMH!" Kenny said. Raven nodded and took off her hood.

"Didn't you know that?" Raven said. There was no answer.

"Dude, know what?" Kyle said. Raven rolled her eyes.

"We're SUPERHEROES!" Raven said, and put her hood back on. An awkward silence followed.

"WHAT THE #$% ?" Cartman yelled.

"MHHMHMHMHM?" Kenny asked Raven. So Raven used her powers to lift up Cartman and dropped him from 16 feet up.

"WHAT THE !## WAS THAT?!?" Cartman said. Raven chuckled and Kenny laugh hysterically.

"Mhmh," Raven said, and waved.

"YOU LITTLE CRAP!" Cartman then charged at Raven.

"Gah. No don't she's scary. Gaha," Twitch said. Cartman kept charging and Raven just levitated away.

"WHAT THE #%& ARE YOU?" Cartman yelled.

"Hmhmhmmhmh," Kenny said.

"WHAT?" Cartman said

"Hmhmhmmhmh."

"WHAT?"

"HMHMHMMHMH!"

"He says telekinetic," Raven said, with her hood off.

"And I'm the Boy Wonder!" Robin said, proudly.

"Dude, that's so gay." Kyle said.

"NO IT'S NOT!"

"Um, dude. I'm afraid so."

"IS NOT!"

"I'm half robot." Cyborg said

"And I am a princess of Tamaran." Several moments of silence passed.

"I'm a shape shifter."

"Dude, who was the freak in the mask?" Kyle asked about Slade. Butters slowly inched away.

"That was Slade our arch nemesis," Robin said.

"We have an arch nemesis too. Commander Chaos." Butters said. An awkward silence followed.

"Dude, who's that?" Kyle asked.

"Commander Chaos. He brings havoc to the world that shunned him."

"Oh you mean the psycho in the tin foil? He's stupid."

"HE'S NOT STUPID!"

Will the Titans find Slade? How many times will Raven and Kenny die? Will they find and beat the tin foil idiot? "HEY!" Tune in next time on Dragon b- sorry I meant on Titans South.

Credits fly by. "Hey I didn't see my name!" I said, watching from my room. "Crap! That freaking sucks."

A/N: Will update soon. I can't believe I wrote this. Well eh.