Stupid Stuff
Disclaimer: Mhmhmmmhmhmnhmhm (I don't own South Park or Teen Titans)
"Titans what are we gonna do? We shall enlist help! Cartman, Kenny, Kyle, and Tweak!" Robin said.
"I propose that we go to Slade and Professor Chaos's headquarters and smear the walls with poop," Cartman said. "I have some lovely poop swatches..."
"Gah we can't smear the walls of a gaha place we don't know where it is gah... I pulled my hair gah," Tweak said.
"Oh shut the #$%& up Tweak. So would you like to see the swatches?"
"Um, we have to defeat him not make his house stink," Robin said.
"Mhmmmhmhhmhmhmh," Kenny said.
"Mhhm," Raven asked.
"Mh," Kenny said.
"Mhmhmhm," Raven said, and took her hood off. "Kenny says he knows where Professor Chaos's headquarters is. It's in-" Just then Slade dropped a rock from his helicopter and it hit and killed Raven.
"You killed Raven! You bastard!" Beast Boy yelled at Slade.
"MHMHN!" Kenny yelled and started to sob. But then Slade dropped an identical rock which killed Kenny.
"You killed Kenny! You bastard!" Kyle said. The Titans ignored the small twinge of pain in their stomachs.
"Get him!" Robin yelled, and all the people who were alive started waddling quickly in the direction of Slades helicopter. (They can't run! Their legs are drawn together!)
"To get to Slade you have to get through me! PROFESSOR CHAOS!"
"Titans GO!" Robin said.
"Shit you #%ing suck!" Professor Chaos said. All the Titans collapsed in pain. (except for Raven who was still dead)
"You're a bunch of #%$!" Cartman said, and walked over to Professor Chaos and took his mask off.
"BUTTERS?!?!?" Everyone yelled, in surprise. (Me in my room: BUTTERS?!?!?)
"Yes it is I and I've teamed up with Slade! Hahahahahahahahahah-" Butters was cut off when Cartman pushed him off a cliff.
"You stupid !$%!"
Will Butters survive? Will Slade succeed in cursing the Titans to death? Or will the Titans get back home?
Credits fly by. My room is empty...At the TV Station...
"I WROTE THIS SHOW PUT ME IN THE CREDITS!"
A/N: Will try to update soon.