What's in a name?
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WARNING: Naughty language in this entry
What's in a name? – Chapter 5
Dear Diary,
Oh Dear Ra.
I have just met the most pompous, stuck-up, bigoted bitch in the Shadow Realm
I'm dead serious.
And it's the same Spellcaster that was hitting on Master at the Tourney a couple entries ago.
I know her name now.
Hard to forget.
Pixie Knight.
That's almost as bad as Dark Magician Girl.
In fact it's worse.
I mean seriously.
I was hanging around with Master, Neo, and Mad after my swim lesson.
We were at the Tourney site and just talking about random stuff when up she comes.
Literally.
On her wings to be exact.
So up she comes and boots me out of the way with guess what.
Her fat-ass wings!
Ok so I was pushed out of the way, caught by Neo, and was quickly becoming totally and completely confused.
This Pixie was about two foot three, hitting on Darki- ah Master, and is a few sandwiches short of a picnic.
And yet all the guys except Master are ogling at her.
I pretty sure it was the attire.
Or lack thereof.
And here I am, still in Neo's arms and confused as hell.
Or the Pit of Abyss if your that concerned about saving our heritage.
Neo wasn't looking at the Pixie now that I think about it.
Wow.
There is a lot of things I don't realize about Neo until I actually think about it.
Weird.
Ok so Master eventually gets fed up with Pixs' high-pitched, girlish, sourpuss voice and leaves.
As he is retreating on his wand Pix yells after him, 'Remember that addressee Darkly bah-be,'.
Darkly?
Bah-be?
Did I miss something here?
I can think up better name for the Gellinator.
Referring to the enormous amounts of glop the vain freakazoid dollops in his hair by the carton to make it stay straight.
The above not being one.
So I got out of Neos' bear hug and went walking around.
Neo of course came with me.
Alright I'm walking around and who comes gliding up but Vampire Lord.
This guy is also about as smart as Giant Rat.
I mean seriously this person perched on the stupid tree, fell, and hit all the branches on the way down.
He and Pix would make a good pair.
I can imagine all the intellectual conversations they'll have together
Pix: Hello Honey!
Vamp: How was your day sweetcheeks?
Pix: Oh you charmer, you!
Vamp: Let's go to the bar!
Pix: Sounds fun munchkins.
And on it would go.
I would hate to see their wedding plans.
When I finally caught up with Master he was hiding from Pix behind a dumpster.
Quite funny actually.
Turns out Pix can negate all spells, charms, hexes, curses, and talismans.
Which means dearest 'Darkly' is defenseless.
Time to exact my revenge.
I had a hard time deciding between beating the crap out of him and giving a tickle-attack.
I eventually decided on the tickling.
'Darkly' nearly wet his uhm spandex or whatever it is he wears.
Alright so I was teaching him all the possible meanings of 'Laughter is golden', when he took advantage of me.
It's not fair to attack someone when they're fixing their elaborate headgear!
He pinned my hands to the ground and sat on me.
How much can a monster who does ballet in thin air possibly weigh?
A lot judging by 'Darkly'.
I scowled and tried to put my hands up in surrender.
'Darkly' obviously took this the wrong way.
He dragged me up by my hands and pinned me to the wall.
Leaning in a little to close.
I told him to get off me and that he won already and didn't have to rub it in.
Needless to say he took his paws of me that instant.
Then I started beating the crap out of him.
Hmm today I want something a little on the light side.
Mainly because of my outfit.
Moonfire Enchantress
Ohh nice.
Moonlit Mistress of Magic
Hmmm I don't like the alliteration.
Soraz, Mistress of the Stars
Nah.
Alrighty then
Till next time
~ Azure Demise
~End of Entry~
It's long but hey this was one of my most favorite chapters to write!
And Warior I am not dissing your name by saying 'nah' it just doesn't seem the thing for DMG.
I like it though.
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