The Good, The Bad, and The Beautiful
Chapter 1- The Beginning
Now I know what you're thinking. She's a freak for combining vampires and FB together... but hear me out. I
like drama, but all I was thinking of was Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise which led to Interview With a Vampire
'til that's all I could think about along with FB.R&R!
Uh...Oh yeah! I was supposed to do a disclaimer!
Disclaimer:I don't own FB, but I wish I owned Brad Pitt and I wish Tom Cruise would go blonde(literally).
A dark haired news reporter was waiting in the middle of the room.He thought this was
another lunatic craving attention, but what was he to lose he was in trouble with his job
anyway. What was he to do nothing like this never happended. On the other half of the negative
side, his boss didn't exactly want to keep him on the job.
Then she entered. She was walking towards him and wondering if to be unsure or just
to come out and tell the world about the pain that had tortured her so much.
"Ah, you're here!" said the man anxiosly.
"Yes, I see you brought voice recording equipment."
"Yes, but don't worry this recorder will keep you annoynomous."
"Oh no, I am not worried not all, so how should I start? Trickery,love, and treachery
or when I met them?"
"Whatever is best for you."
Flashback(she'll talk in parenthesis, same with the News Reporter)
Five Years Ago
(The Women:I was a young thief waiting for a great oppurtunity, of course I couldn't be patient
I had my whole life to live and I couldn't die. So naturally I was a maid-for-hire, it was the
perfect plan, but to my misfortune that I would end up with the Sohma Family)
From now on the younger women is D.J.(Dragon's Jewel)
D.J.:Ok, here we go. Remember must be obedient,sweet, and look innecent and they won't suspect a
thing. Ok knock on the door.
knock knock
The door opened, then snapped shut as soon as she got in
D.J.:Uh... hello?
talk black haired man with a high aristocratic voice walked up
Man: Hello. You must be Vixen Drae.
D.J.:Yes, but call me D.J.
Man:thinking Just smile because she's cute.
D.J.: Ummm...dude...you can stop shaking my hand now.
Man: Oh... right! By the way my name's Shigure.
D.J.: Nice to meet you.
Shigure: Well, you are such a beautiful girl.
smash!Bonk!
There was a grey haired boy over the fallen Shigure
Boy: Must you always be that way?
Shigure: Well, nice to meet you too. By the way this is our new maid D.J.
D.J.:Hello
Boy: My name Yuki Sohma.
D.J.: Hi.
Yuki: Shigure, AKITO wants to see her.
Shigure: Hmmm... oh I see. I suppose he would.
(Older D.J.:We came to Akito's room. I had to go in by myself, that isn't the best thing in the
world.
News Reporter: I don't understand. Who's Akito?
Older D.J.: The Head od The Family. Not the greatest by the way.)
knock knock
Akito: Come in.
(Older D.J.: He was a sickly kind of guy with dark grey hair and he wore a kimono most the time.
And to add to this, he was more like a tyrant than a the head of the family. At night I swore I could
hear screaming.)
Akito: Shut the door.
(Older D.J.: We sat there for what seemed to be hours.)
Akito: So you're my new maid.
D.J.: Well when you say "my" do you mean your's or mean the families?
Akito: Silence! From now on you are only to speak when spoken to. Understand?
D.J.: Yes sir.
Akito: Which brings us to our next topic... The Rules.
1)You're only to talk to me and Hatori (you'll meet him soon)
2)You clean all the houses, not just the Main House (this house)
3)Besides being a maid, you'll help Hatori, our doctor (mine especially).
4)You're never to leave the mansion, unless grocery shopping. Hatori will escort you.
5)Don't ever walk into the rooms with circles on them.
Are we clear?
D.J.: Of course sir.
Akito: Do you know good medicine?
D.J.:Do you mean in a critical time or stuff like a cold.
Akito: Both
D.J.: Yeah.
Akito: You know if you break one of my rules I'll know. And if so you'll pay dearly.
D.J.: How dearly?
Akito: Maybe this will just give you something to think about. Now sign this contract.
I'll skip the contract thing, b/c you already know most everyone's flaw in contract signing is
they never read it.
Akito:I'll see you tonight.not in that way You may go now.
You confused now. I hope not, please Review. If I offended you fav. character sorry.DON'T SEND FLAMES!!!!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! I am very perky today.
Chapter 1- The Beginning
Now I know what you're thinking. She's a freak for combining vampires and FB together... but hear me out. I
like drama, but all I was thinking of was Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise which led to Interview With a Vampire
'til that's all I could think about along with FB.R&R!
Uh...Oh yeah! I was supposed to do a disclaimer!
Disclaimer:I don't own FB, but I wish I owned Brad Pitt and I wish Tom Cruise would go blonde(literally).
A dark haired news reporter was waiting in the middle of the room.He thought this was
another lunatic craving attention, but what was he to lose he was in trouble with his job
anyway. What was he to do nothing like this never happended. On the other half of the negative
side, his boss didn't exactly want to keep him on the job.
Then she entered. She was walking towards him and wondering if to be unsure or just
to come out and tell the world about the pain that had tortured her so much.
"Ah, you're here!" said the man anxiosly.
"Yes, I see you brought voice recording equipment."
"Yes, but don't worry this recorder will keep you annoynomous."
"Oh no, I am not worried not all, so how should I start? Trickery,love, and treachery
or when I met them?"
"Whatever is best for you."
Flashback(she'll talk in parenthesis, same with the News Reporter)
Five Years Ago
(The Women:I was a young thief waiting for a great oppurtunity, of course I couldn't be patient
I had my whole life to live and I couldn't die. So naturally I was a maid-for-hire, it was the
perfect plan, but to my misfortune that I would end up with the Sohma Family)
From now on the younger women is D.J.(Dragon's Jewel)
D.J.:Ok, here we go. Remember must be obedient,sweet, and look innecent and they won't suspect a
thing. Ok knock on the door.
knock knock
The door opened, then snapped shut as soon as she got in
D.J.:Uh... hello?
talk black haired man with a high aristocratic voice walked up
Man: Hello. You must be Vixen Drae.
D.J.:Yes, but call me D.J.
Man:thinking Just smile because she's cute.
D.J.: Ummm...dude...you can stop shaking my hand now.
Man: Oh... right! By the way my name's Shigure.
D.J.: Nice to meet you.
Shigure: Well, you are such a beautiful girl.
smash!Bonk!
There was a grey haired boy over the fallen Shigure
Boy: Must you always be that way?
Shigure: Well, nice to meet you too. By the way this is our new maid D.J.
D.J.:Hello
Boy: My name Yuki Sohma.
D.J.: Hi.
Yuki: Shigure, AKITO wants to see her.
Shigure: Hmmm... oh I see. I suppose he would.
(Older D.J.:We came to Akito's room. I had to go in by myself, that isn't the best thing in the
world.
News Reporter: I don't understand. Who's Akito?
Older D.J.: The Head od The Family. Not the greatest by the way.)
knock knock
Akito: Come in.
(Older D.J.: He was a sickly kind of guy with dark grey hair and he wore a kimono most the time.
And to add to this, he was more like a tyrant than a the head of the family. At night I swore I could
hear screaming.)
Akito: Shut the door.
(Older D.J.: We sat there for what seemed to be hours.)
Akito: So you're my new maid.
D.J.: Well when you say "my" do you mean your's or mean the families?
Akito: Silence! From now on you are only to speak when spoken to. Understand?
D.J.: Yes sir.
Akito: Which brings us to our next topic... The Rules.
1)You're only to talk to me and Hatori (you'll meet him soon)
2)You clean all the houses, not just the Main House (this house)
3)Besides being a maid, you'll help Hatori, our doctor (mine especially).
4)You're never to leave the mansion, unless grocery shopping. Hatori will escort you.
5)Don't ever walk into the rooms with circles on them.
Are we clear?
D.J.: Of course sir.
Akito: Do you know good medicine?
D.J.:Do you mean in a critical time or stuff like a cold.
Akito: Both
D.J.: Yeah.
Akito: You know if you break one of my rules I'll know. And if so you'll pay dearly.
D.J.: How dearly?
Akito: Maybe this will just give you something to think about. Now sign this contract.
I'll skip the contract thing, b/c you already know most everyone's flaw in contract signing is
they never read it.
Akito:I'll see you tonight.not in that way You may go now.
You confused now. I hope not, please Review. If I offended you fav. character sorry.DON'T SEND FLAMES!!!!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! I am very perky today.