What's in a name?
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What's in a name – Chapter 8
Dear Diary,
Today was a very interesting day.
I got up and was about to go into town when who comes along but the Fun Police Purple Division and asks where I think I'm going.
I tell the PD Purple I know where I'm going –
Shopping!
He's says to rethink my thoughts.
I told him to reassess his assessment on the thinking of my thoughts.
He told me to reestablish the basis for my thinking on the reassessment of his assessment on the pondering of my queries.
That shut me up.
Amazing.
I didn't know Wandie knew so many long words.
I didn't know I knew so many long words.
After our passionate discussion on where I thought I was going he told me where he knew I was going.
Falling Sessions.
Oh Ra save my immortal soul.
Please?
I nearly broke my Wand then and there.
Unfortunately a good friend of mine did it for me.
DMG meet Ground, Ground; DMG.
I nearly died.
Literally.
Maybe not literally.
But I was close.
After dropping it off at a repair shop I decided to go visit Mad.
He was just about to go scuba diving and asked me if I would like to go along.
I said yes immediately and he asked if I thought we should invite Mage.
I rolled my eyes.
Pouh!
Who cares!
He never liked boats much anyway.
Can't imagine why.
I said yes and that I'll just be a minute.
When I caught up with Mage and asked him if he would like to come, nothing happened.
His face turned white but that's about it.
I swear when Stares into Space zones out nothing can get him back.
Unless you either give him a big wet one or douse him with water.
Definitely the water.
I got him out of his trance and asked him if he would like to go scuba diving with us.
He started stammering and making excuses.
I gave him a 'Daggers of Doom' look and he shut up.
I asked him to name three good reasons why he wouldn't.
Ahem.
One, you could get run over by a boat and die.
We are more than floating on the surface buddy.
Two, You could run out of air and die.
Nope, Mad is a Water-master he charmed the tanks to re-fill themselves under water by sucking the oxygen out of the liquid, try again.
Three, you could get attacked by a shark and die.
Wrong once more, the chances of anyone dying by a shark attack are worse than getting stung to death by a bee.
Let me quote the last one.
Uh..uhm..uh..well..uh..ya see…uh…can I get back to you on that?
For all of his reasons I can think of just one as why he should go.
You can stay home on your lazy ass, fall of the couch and die.
That got him moving.
At least until he got to the pier.
I had to bring along a water bottle just to get him to budge.
When we got on the boat I was impressed despite myself.
It was a pretty high-tech boat especially for the Shadow Realm.
As soon as Mage got on the boat he went below deck and stayed there for the remainder of the trip.
Mad asked me if I had on a water-proof charm.
Amazingly I did.
He strung out an inner tube from the boat to about fifteen feet from the hull.
Then he took off at full speed.
It was awesome.
I was bouncing around and bobbing all over the place
When we got to the spot where we were going under I was the one who had to go down and force Mage from his permanent spot in front of the galley storage.
We got in.
I expected the water to be cold but it was quite warm.
Major Wuss got scared and held my hand the whole time we were under water.
I only allowed him to do it because I was being sympathetic.
With the emphasis on pathetic.
When we got back to shore Mad told me to get a good nights sleep and then left.
I was pretty confused.
It was still three hours before curfew at the time.
Now it's three hours past curfew.
Just about.
I told Mage that my Wand would be ready and I needed to pick it up.
I am suspicious as to why he insisted to come with me.
Probably because I was hoping to see Neo and Intruder of the Universe was busting in on my brainwaves again.
Pouh!
Old Fart.
Can't the guy leave me alone?
Doesn't this guy have any semblance to a life?
Ahem.
NO!
So I went into town and asked Mage what the whole 'have a good nights sleep' was about.
Mage smiled and looked at the ground.
Nothing.
Nothing!
That's not an answer!
I hate secrets.
When we got to the repair shop Mage left for home.
Weird.
I went into the shop and got my wand.
As I was browsing a pair of hands shot out of nowhere and covered my eyes.
I nearly had a heart attack and started to beat person to a pulp.
Turns out it was Neo.
Whoops.
After finding out it was Neo I started to beat him to pulp for scaring me.
Not that I was.
He told me to lay off and I did eventually.
Eventually.
Neo grinned and led me away from the shop.
By this time it was two hours till curfew and nearly time for the sunset.
Neo flew onto the top a steeple and we watched the sunset.
At least I did.
No clue what Neo was looking at though.
Might have been me.
Names!
I want one that will warn people; Don't mess with me!
Hmm.
Lady of Impending Doom.
Possibly.
Cerulean Hellcat
Nice.
Did you know Hellcat is a real word?
It means which, beldam or hag.
But I'm much prettier than any of them.
Not!
Later-
~ Occult Harridan
~End of Entry~
Not very exiting I know.
Suggestions appreciated and uhm yeah.
O! and you can tell me if you want Neo or Mage to win fair ladies heart.
Yeah.
GiNgIe GiRl AWAY!!