OK I'm sneaking on to write this…I read the reviews u guys roc my world!

Yeah

And if this chapter is crap tell me.

It was done in a rush.

What's in a name? Chapter 11

Dear Diary

Had a rude awakening this morning.

Extremely rude.

When I woke up I couldn't move.

I normally wake up, roll over, grab my wand and either magic myself some coffee or magic myself asleep.

I also normally don't open my eyes until an hour or two later.

So when I woke up and found I couldn't move I started to panic.

Just a little.

Before I hyperventilated (that's a long word J ) I decided to open my eyes and guess what I found?

MAGE!

The pervert had transformed during the night and was too lazy to go into his own room.

He had slept in my bed!

With me!

In my room!

In my bed!

With me!

Wow that was repetitive.

Anyway I pushed him off the bed and I (Being me) fell off to.

Just on the other side.

Thank Ra.

I popped up and started to yell at him from across the room.

Unfortunately I ran out of breath before I ran out of insults.

When I finally decided to look at him so I could beat the crap out of him I learned that he was sleeping.

After what I had just done!

Pushed him off the bed and yelled in his ear!

Damn him.

I don't think I'll ever be able to remember all those insults ever again.

Such genius wasted on deaf ears.

Or sleeping in this case.

Sigh.

I love my life.

So after that I tied him up put his wand in a place where he will never find it (he's still looking!) and headed out to the Tourney.

First Match of the day.

Dark Magician Girl Vs. The Seductive Sprite (a.k.a. Pix)

As if this morning wasn't enough!

Lot's of Monsters are atheists.

I myself believe and pray to Ra every day.

………

Someone has it out for me.

If it's him I'm going down the road of mediocrity tomorrow morning.

After my daily prayer of course.

So me and Flutterbee bowed to each other and went to opposite ends of the stadium.

…My grammar sucks I know.

It was over in less than two minutes.

I got out the Equip Spell Card Sword of Dark Destruction and raised my attack to 2700.

I then got on my Wand and soared toward the Fairy.

Damn was she fast.

Lucky for me I'm faster.

I grabbed her ankle and did my Dark Burning Attack channeling it not through my Wand but through my hand.

I didn't even know I could do that.

So I obliterated Pix who started to head in the direction of my house before I reminded her that her apartment was the other way.

She said she was delusioned after our ardent match.

Delusioned?

Is that a word?

Well if it is she's been delusional if she thinks she can steal Mage.

I'd like to see her try.

Oh!

Neo took me dancing.

It was different than what I expected.

His exact words in inviting me 'C'mon. You secretly wish to boogie do you not?'

I nearly died of laughter .

Or nearly died trying to restrain my laughter.

Neo thought I had a cough and offered to take me to Dian Ketos'.

No just a fit of mirth.

So Neo picked me up at 5 and we went into town.

I thought we were going clubbing.

Nope.

Neo said he had made reservations for us at the Silver Masquerade.

Oh. . .ballroom dancing . . .fun.

The Silver Masquerade is a ball held every fifty years celebrating the Unbeatables.

Exodia, Slipher, Obelisk and The Dragon.

More fun.

So after getting my toes stepped on by Neo more times than I care to count I decided that it was time to go home.

Without Neo.

When I got home Mage had managed to untie himself.

After examining the rope I have come to the conclusion that Mage is a hell of a lot stronger than he looks.

The ropes were ripped into shreds!

Little itty-bitty teeny-weeny miniscule fibers.

It was a little scary.

He was upstairs when I arrived and literally flew down the stairs in order to get me to tell him where his Wand was.

I had a Wand and he didn't.

Oh this was going to be fun.

Payback time.

I thought about what I should do while Mage was pinned up to the wall with a sticky charm.

He was yelling curses that I had never heard……Wait….Yes I have…Those were my curses!

The exact ones that I had yelled at him when he was 'sleeping'!

If he was faking then he would have known I was tying him up!

And if he had known that I was tying him up that would mean.. . . .

The PERVERT!!

He was looking down my shirt when I was bending over to tie him up!

Oh Mage you are so in for it when I wake up!

So I stuck him on the wall and decided since he wouldn't let me go shopping a few days back I would make sure he knew the full horrors of having old clothes.

I have the picture right here.

Ra does he look gay.

Ahem.

Sorry.

I dressed him in an old sundress of mine that clashed horribly with purple.

Then I put on some ancient cowboy boots and applied some makeup that Cosmo Queen had forgotten.

To Mage of course.

To add the finishing touch I gave him a sombrero.

Then I put on a charm on all the clothing so that he wouldn't be able to take them off for a week or until he found his Wand.

Woohoo what a week this one will be.

Now for names.

I want something Dark and Deadly

Kokuei* of the Fire

Definitely dark but deadly nuh-uh.

Yoarashi** of the Dead

Oh very nice.

Necromancer of the Meikyou***

I like it.

Till the next torturing of Mage

~ Night Tenka****

~End of Entry~

*Japanese for Dark Shadow

**Japanese for Night Storm

***Shades of the Dead

**** Fire caused by lightning

Uhm yeah tell me if its crap who you want to win and what you think.

And names.

GiNgIe GiRl AwAy X P