If you're reading this, Thanks! This is my first story, so I didn't write a
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Gomen! I haven't updated in weeks because I was on vacation since early
July and I'm lazy, but I'm not discouraged. kashisenshey, I'm not
discouraged, and I'm definitely not the type to give up, so please don't
give up checking my story for updates. Ja ne!
One more thing- I remember the girl at Ichiraku is named Akame, not Akane.
3:00
High noon, I think, as the sun silhouettes Sasuke. I picked the wrong side of the pitch to stand on, knowing the sun would be in my eyes, but as soon as I make the switch Sasuke will have another thing to be shocked about; it'll blind him for a second. Thirty seconds is all I'll need to take care of this chump.
I remember my training. I successfully pulled off the swap three times, and then Tenten left for her date with the "Beautiful Azure Beast" of Konoha, so I continued until I made my purple shadow run three times around the track.
"Sasuke, I'm going to let my new technique diss you for me. Ready?"
"Shut your noisehole, let's go!"
I perform a Kage Bunshin, just as he expects me too, and soon there are 24 me's doing a Naruto rendan on him, only I make sure to make it easy for him to counter the attacks. As long as wave after wave keep coming after him, he'll have to stay in one place. I quietly perform Shindainishin and send my Avatar to switch with him.
Okay, so far so good, now it's lining up its limbs, okay, and there! I blink
And when I open my eyes, I'm staring at a very confused-looking me, covering his eyes from the sun, and scowling. "Naruto, you SOB, what did you do??!!"
"You'll see... Soon enough, you'll see." I jump up into the air, as high as I can force my chakra to carry me, and falling headfirst, I switch back.
Two feet from the ground.
When the dust cleared, I saw a very happy-looking Sasuke, with a huge lump on his head, contentedly curled up in the fetal position, sleeping and sucking his thumb. He was obviously in shock. "YES!! I WON!!HOLY CRAP, I DID IT!! I'M THE BEST!!"
I started to run around in circles and cheer, when I had an Idea. A Wonderful, Terrible, Horrible Idea!!
I use some Kyuubi chakra to cure up Sasuke's bump, and carry him to my apartment. I Shindainishin with him again, and see me curled up there, on the floor. I now proceed to tie my original body up, and duct tape its mouth closed. Finally, I performed a sleeping jutsu on the body, ensuring Sasuke would not wake up for 18 hours.
Then I go outside, and started looking for Sakura.
Fist, I passed the Yamanaka flower shop, and immediately Ino latched herself onto me. "Sasuke, Darling, when are you gonna ask me out? I've been waiting! Oh, I know you're just shy, but believe me, you don't have anything to be scared of!!"
"Okay, Ino! Let's go out tonight, at 4:00! I'll meet you for a movie and then dinner, okay? Meet me at ichira-I mean, the coffee shop!" I begin to walk away and then I think of the icing on the cake. I turn around, to see Ino tearing up and grinning like the dumb blonde she is, and say, "I love you, Ino! You're the only girl for me!"
I hear her collapse behind me as I walk away. I think I like being Sasuke.
Finally, there's Sakura as always, at the hairdressers' getting her hair "done" all-inclusively, so I walk right in. "Hi, Sakura!" I say perkily, and walk over to her. She looks surprised. "Hi, Sasuke..." Sitting down next to her, I put my arm around her and say, "Hey, Wanna go out with me some time? I was thinking about four, at the coffee shop. We could see a movie, then go for dinner!" By now, she's in shock. "Sasuke? Are you okay?" "Better then ever, babe! I feel great!" I lie truthfully. "I just want to spend sometime with my favorite teammate, besides, I'd hate if you fall for Naruto due to my neglect. That would be the only thing that could piss me off at this point..." She chuckles weakly. I say, "Okay, it's a date! See you tomorrow!" Okay, I LOVE being Sasuke.
After releasing the Shindainishin jutsu, I seal up Sasuke's body to sleep and stretch for a while. It's 3:30. I go out and buy some cup ramen, and come back fifteen minutes later. Once back in my apartment, I grab Sasuke and heft him over my shoulder. I drop him in front of his house, and release the seal, waking him up. "What did you DO?" shouted Sasuke. "I carried you to your house." "No, in the match. I was winning, and then I was you!" "Yeah. Bottom line: You suck." I walk off. I hear Sasuke being angsty behind me and laugh. I am the coolest guy in the world. Sasuke started swearing behind me when I turned around and said, "You'd better train harder to beat me, or your psycho brother! Hahahaha!" Then I head to the coffee shop.
"AAAAAAAHHHHH! Ino-Cho! What are you doing here!!!??? "Damn you, Forehead girl! Go die! Just get out of my sight!!
I'm trying really hard not to laugh at this point, but it's hard. "Sakura-chan, Ino-san, what's going on? You two sound more hostile than usual!"
"SHE"S RUINING MY DATE! What?" they both yell at the same time.
"What date?" asks Ino "You'd be unloyal to Sasuke-kun and go on a date with someone other then him? No way, no way!!" Sakura is going crazy.
"FYI, my date is with Sasuke-kun, pig-breath! In your face! He's mine, mine!!"
"But, he said he'd go out with me today..." But Ino doesn't have time to finish before who steps in but lover-boy himself, or so it would seem. In reality, it's actually a Kage bunshin mimicking Sasuke, but Sakura-chan doesn't know that...
"Ino! so glad you could make it! I've been looking forward to seeing you! I was thinking about you all night last night... Sakura! You actually believed me? Don't you know I hate your guts? Why would I go out with someone like you? I was making fun of you when I asked you out! Gawd you're dense! C'mon Ino, let's roll."
And with that, he left. The only people in the shop now are me, and the saddest-looking Sakura you ever saw.
It's rebound time, Baby!
3:00
High noon, I think, as the sun silhouettes Sasuke. I picked the wrong side of the pitch to stand on, knowing the sun would be in my eyes, but as soon as I make the switch Sasuke will have another thing to be shocked about; it'll blind him for a second. Thirty seconds is all I'll need to take care of this chump.
I remember my training. I successfully pulled off the swap three times, and then Tenten left for her date with the "Beautiful Azure Beast" of Konoha, so I continued until I made my purple shadow run three times around the track.
"Sasuke, I'm going to let my new technique diss you for me. Ready?"
"Shut your noisehole, let's go!"
I perform a Kage Bunshin, just as he expects me too, and soon there are 24 me's doing a Naruto rendan on him, only I make sure to make it easy for him to counter the attacks. As long as wave after wave keep coming after him, he'll have to stay in one place. I quietly perform Shindainishin and send my Avatar to switch with him.
Okay, so far so good, now it's lining up its limbs, okay, and there! I blink
And when I open my eyes, I'm staring at a very confused-looking me, covering his eyes from the sun, and scowling. "Naruto, you SOB, what did you do??!!"
"You'll see... Soon enough, you'll see." I jump up into the air, as high as I can force my chakra to carry me, and falling headfirst, I switch back.
Two feet from the ground.
When the dust cleared, I saw a very happy-looking Sasuke, with a huge lump on his head, contentedly curled up in the fetal position, sleeping and sucking his thumb. He was obviously in shock. "YES!! I WON!!HOLY CRAP, I DID IT!! I'M THE BEST!!"
I started to run around in circles and cheer, when I had an Idea. A Wonderful, Terrible, Horrible Idea!!
I use some Kyuubi chakra to cure up Sasuke's bump, and carry him to my apartment. I Shindainishin with him again, and see me curled up there, on the floor. I now proceed to tie my original body up, and duct tape its mouth closed. Finally, I performed a sleeping jutsu on the body, ensuring Sasuke would not wake up for 18 hours.
Then I go outside, and started looking for Sakura.
Fist, I passed the Yamanaka flower shop, and immediately Ino latched herself onto me. "Sasuke, Darling, when are you gonna ask me out? I've been waiting! Oh, I know you're just shy, but believe me, you don't have anything to be scared of!!"
"Okay, Ino! Let's go out tonight, at 4:00! I'll meet you for a movie and then dinner, okay? Meet me at ichira-I mean, the coffee shop!" I begin to walk away and then I think of the icing on the cake. I turn around, to see Ino tearing up and grinning like the dumb blonde she is, and say, "I love you, Ino! You're the only girl for me!"
I hear her collapse behind me as I walk away. I think I like being Sasuke.
Finally, there's Sakura as always, at the hairdressers' getting her hair "done" all-inclusively, so I walk right in. "Hi, Sakura!" I say perkily, and walk over to her. She looks surprised. "Hi, Sasuke..." Sitting down next to her, I put my arm around her and say, "Hey, Wanna go out with me some time? I was thinking about four, at the coffee shop. We could see a movie, then go for dinner!" By now, she's in shock. "Sasuke? Are you okay?" "Better then ever, babe! I feel great!" I lie truthfully. "I just want to spend sometime with my favorite teammate, besides, I'd hate if you fall for Naruto due to my neglect. That would be the only thing that could piss me off at this point..." She chuckles weakly. I say, "Okay, it's a date! See you tomorrow!" Okay, I LOVE being Sasuke.
After releasing the Shindainishin jutsu, I seal up Sasuke's body to sleep and stretch for a while. It's 3:30. I go out and buy some cup ramen, and come back fifteen minutes later. Once back in my apartment, I grab Sasuke and heft him over my shoulder. I drop him in front of his house, and release the seal, waking him up. "What did you DO?" shouted Sasuke. "I carried you to your house." "No, in the match. I was winning, and then I was you!" "Yeah. Bottom line: You suck." I walk off. I hear Sasuke being angsty behind me and laugh. I am the coolest guy in the world. Sasuke started swearing behind me when I turned around and said, "You'd better train harder to beat me, or your psycho brother! Hahahaha!" Then I head to the coffee shop.
"AAAAAAAHHHHH! Ino-Cho! What are you doing here!!!??? "Damn you, Forehead girl! Go die! Just get out of my sight!!
I'm trying really hard not to laugh at this point, but it's hard. "Sakura-chan, Ino-san, what's going on? You two sound more hostile than usual!"
"SHE"S RUINING MY DATE! What?" they both yell at the same time.
"What date?" asks Ino "You'd be unloyal to Sasuke-kun and go on a date with someone other then him? No way, no way!!" Sakura is going crazy.
"FYI, my date is with Sasuke-kun, pig-breath! In your face! He's mine, mine!!"
"But, he said he'd go out with me today..." But Ino doesn't have time to finish before who steps in but lover-boy himself, or so it would seem. In reality, it's actually a Kage bunshin mimicking Sasuke, but Sakura-chan doesn't know that...
"Ino! so glad you could make it! I've been looking forward to seeing you! I was thinking about you all night last night... Sakura! You actually believed me? Don't you know I hate your guts? Why would I go out with someone like you? I was making fun of you when I asked you out! Gawd you're dense! C'mon Ino, let's roll."
And with that, he left. The only people in the shop now are me, and the saddest-looking Sakura you ever saw.
It's rebound time, Baby!