A/N: Okay, thanx to the very kind people who told me I should continue this, I will, obviously, be continuing it. The whole point of me writing this story was because it was a challenge from another author who I admire, so certain things will have to be added and it will get a little weird as I must make Sirius set on trying to memorize the dictionary. So if you find a funny or weird word in the dictionary and want me to use it, please write it in a review and I will definitely try to work it in!

I took the idea of the last part with the four marauders from Spaceballs the Movie. Only, the topic was different and there were only three people.

Disclaimer: I don't own. (Says in very bored voice as if has been saying it in every chapter I write. Hey! Wait a minute! I have! [Smiles sarcastically])

Read on!

Chapter 2

Aboriginal

"Lily? Lily...Li-lee!" I asked hopefully, Lily didn't even look at me, "...Evans?"

At this, she turned around and faced me. "What?" she snapped.

I stepped back a little. She must be in a bad mood, not good... "Uhh...I just wanted to say that I'm sorry."

She glared at me, "sorry for what exactly?" God! She was making this hard!

"For embarrassing you in front of everyone down by the lake. I'm also sorry that you think of me that way, because I don't want to be arrogant or annoying, I really don't and I'm sorry I always come off that way." I took her shocked expression and silence as a signal to leave. Turning around the corner, I could still hear her say softly to the air, "I forgive you...James." I smiled and left to find Remus and Sirius and Peter.

I found them in the common room, Sirius was losing to Remus in a game of wizard chess and Peter was sitting at the head of the table watching intently.

"Checkmate!" I heard Remus say as I entered. Sirius groaned loudly and pouted while Remus packed up his chess set, much to the protests of the pieces who were shouting crude words as he packed them away. Eventually they all sat on the couch where I had settled. "So how did it go? Did you apologize?" Remus asked curiously. "Yeah, you were right Moony, she said I was forgiven and called me my first name after I left the corridor, though she was pretty shocked at first." I said happily. Lily called me James! Not Potter! James!

"Good, I'm glad. Just try to refrain from asking her out every waking second of the day and you should be safe from her shouting at you." Remus said thoughtfully.

"Thanks Moony, I knew you would know what to do!" I exclaimed.

"Are you aboriginal?" Sirius asked, pulling out a pocket sized copy of the dictionary and un-shrinking it before reading it.

"What?" I asked.

"What does it mean?" Peter asked, confused.

"Why would we be?" Remus asked Sirius, ignoring Peter.

"Why would we be what?" Peter asked again, looking slightly annoyed.

"Why wouldn't you be aboriginal?" Sirius replied to Remus, raising his eyebrows at us.

"Well, I could list all the reasons if you like," I said, ruffling through my bag for a quill and some parchment.

"Reasons for what?" Peter asked, his voice a bit high pitched. No one heard him.

"Oh, by all means, please do! Remus, why don't you help him?" Sirius said, smiling sarcastically. Sirius went back to memorizing the dictionary as Remus and I wrote out a list.

"What is aboriginal?" Peter screamed hysterically. Everyone in the common room looked at him.

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