Disclaimer thingy: I own not Harry Potter. ::sighs:: I wish! Then
they could all be my little slaves! Muhahahaha!!! Dance Harry Potter
characters! Dance! (Sorry, sugar high.)
A/N: I know what you're thinking! "Not another Truth or Dare fic!" But hey, I've always wanted to write one of these babies! So stand back! Here goes nothin'! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Chapter One: The Game Starts
Harry, Ron, and Hermione were sitting in the common room, board as hell, when suddenly, Hermione jumped up.
"I've got it!" She screamed. "Truth or Dare!"
"What the hell is that?" Ron asked.
"It's a muggle game." She said. "It should entertain us for a little while." Hermione continued to explain the rules of the game. (Hey, I know, I should write the rules in, but I don't want to, and anyone above the age of seven should know the rules!)
"Sounds like it beats the crap out of just sitting here!" Ron exclaimed.
"But who else is gonna play, we only got three people?" Harry asked.
Just then, there was a huge explosion in the center of the room. Bright red sparks spread everywhere, and once all the smoke had cleared, out of it came, ...... The author. "Count me in!" I said to the three of them.
"Who the hell are you?" Harry asked.
"Who do you think I am? I'm the one creating all this madness!" I said.
"Oh," They all said in chorus.
"Duh." I said.
"What's your name?" Harry asked.
"Why don't you look at the top of the page?" I asked, amazed at how dumb Harry could be sometimes.
"The, Dragon, Lady." Harry read aloud.
"Yeah," I said, "Good boy Harry! You can read!"
"Are we gonna play or not?" Ron asked.
"Yeah, but we still should have more people to play." Hermione said.
"Leave that to me!" I said as I snapped my fingers. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a bunch of the other characters appeared. The group consisted of Fred, George, Ginny, Neville, Seamus, Dean, Parvati, Lavender, Malfoy, and Cho.
"Uh, what the heck are we doing here?" Cho asked. At this point, Harry was staring at Cho like his eye balls were magnets and Cho's head was a refrigerator.
"Your voice, it's so musical..." Harry said in a daze.
"Back off, Potter." Cho answered.
Everyone was talking to one another, making enough noise to wake the dead.
"OK! LISTEN UP!" I screamed at the top of my lungs. "We're gonna play Truth or Dare, and you're gonna like it!"
"What if we don't wanna!" Malfoy yelled. Suddenly, Malfoy was hit on the head with a large elephant that fell from the sky.
"Ok," Malfoy said, as he tried to breath. "I get the idea."
"Ok." I said as I snapped my fingers. The elephant disappeared. (I'm gonna write in script style now. It's easier, just so you know.)
Everybody sat down in a circle on the floor and the game started.
Me (TDL): Ok, first victim. Hermione, truth or dare?
Hermione: Dare.
TDL: Ok, you asked for it: I dare you to go up to Proff. Binns, and in your sexiest voice, say, "Why hello handsome. You're looking very hott today. Can I cool you down?" And you have to wear this! A pair of skimpy, low rise shorts and a bright orange bikini top appeared out of nowhere and floated over to Hermione.
Hermione: No way! I'd look like a slut in that thing!
TDL: Oh well. You choose dare. You have to do it.
Hermione (under her breath.): Damn ruddy American.
TDL: What was that?
Hermione: Nothing! I'll be right back. (Runs up to her dormitory to change.)
OK! So what did you think? Did it suck? Was it the best thing you've ever heard? Tell me please! R/R, but be kind! Nothing mean please. I don't know if my fragile heart could take it!
Hermione: Fragile, ha! If you had a fragile heart, you wouldn't be making me do this stupid dare!
I snap my fingers again, and a giant elephant lands on top of Hermione.
Well, until next time! C-ya! ;-)
A/N: I know what you're thinking! "Not another Truth or Dare fic!" But hey, I've always wanted to write one of these babies! So stand back! Here goes nothin'! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Chapter One: The Game Starts
Harry, Ron, and Hermione were sitting in the common room, board as hell, when suddenly, Hermione jumped up.
"I've got it!" She screamed. "Truth or Dare!"
"What the hell is that?" Ron asked.
"It's a muggle game." She said. "It should entertain us for a little while." Hermione continued to explain the rules of the game. (Hey, I know, I should write the rules in, but I don't want to, and anyone above the age of seven should know the rules!)
"Sounds like it beats the crap out of just sitting here!" Ron exclaimed.
"But who else is gonna play, we only got three people?" Harry asked.
Just then, there was a huge explosion in the center of the room. Bright red sparks spread everywhere, and once all the smoke had cleared, out of it came, ...... The author. "Count me in!" I said to the three of them.
"Who the hell are you?" Harry asked.
"Who do you think I am? I'm the one creating all this madness!" I said.
"Oh," They all said in chorus.
"Duh." I said.
"What's your name?" Harry asked.
"Why don't you look at the top of the page?" I asked, amazed at how dumb Harry could be sometimes.
"The, Dragon, Lady." Harry read aloud.
"Yeah," I said, "Good boy Harry! You can read!"
"Are we gonna play or not?" Ron asked.
"Yeah, but we still should have more people to play." Hermione said.
"Leave that to me!" I said as I snapped my fingers. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a bunch of the other characters appeared. The group consisted of Fred, George, Ginny, Neville, Seamus, Dean, Parvati, Lavender, Malfoy, and Cho.
"Uh, what the heck are we doing here?" Cho asked. At this point, Harry was staring at Cho like his eye balls were magnets and Cho's head was a refrigerator.
"Your voice, it's so musical..." Harry said in a daze.
"Back off, Potter." Cho answered.
Everyone was talking to one another, making enough noise to wake the dead.
"OK! LISTEN UP!" I screamed at the top of my lungs. "We're gonna play Truth or Dare, and you're gonna like it!"
"What if we don't wanna!" Malfoy yelled. Suddenly, Malfoy was hit on the head with a large elephant that fell from the sky.
"Ok," Malfoy said, as he tried to breath. "I get the idea."
"Ok." I said as I snapped my fingers. The elephant disappeared. (I'm gonna write in script style now. It's easier, just so you know.)
Everybody sat down in a circle on the floor and the game started.
Me (TDL): Ok, first victim. Hermione, truth or dare?
Hermione: Dare.
TDL: Ok, you asked for it: I dare you to go up to Proff. Binns, and in your sexiest voice, say, "Why hello handsome. You're looking very hott today. Can I cool you down?" And you have to wear this! A pair of skimpy, low rise shorts and a bright orange bikini top appeared out of nowhere and floated over to Hermione.
Hermione: No way! I'd look like a slut in that thing!
TDL: Oh well. You choose dare. You have to do it.
Hermione (under her breath.): Damn ruddy American.
TDL: What was that?
Hermione: Nothing! I'll be right back. (Runs up to her dormitory to change.)
OK! So what did you think? Did it suck? Was it the best thing you've ever heard? Tell me please! R/R, but be kind! Nothing mean please. I don't know if my fragile heart could take it!
Hermione: Fragile, ha! If you had a fragile heart, you wouldn't be making me do this stupid dare!
I snap my fingers again, and a giant elephant lands on top of Hermione.
Well, until next time! C-ya! ;-)