Wow, I got the next chapter up pretty quick didn't I? (Pats self on back)
Good Girl! Anyway, I was lucky. I had a little trouble with my computer
(Points to really ancient THING on desk, which is smoking and making weird
noises) and it took me a good long time to get the upload to work.
But, anyway, thanks to the people who were so kind as to review! (Wink!) And I hope ya'll like the next chapter!
Hermione came down the stairs about five minutes later, wearing the funky yet very sexy outfit. As she came down, every boy, except Ron, who covered his eyes, fainted.
TDL: For God's sake! Get up! (Makes a bunch of water buckets appear and splash them in the face.)
Ron: Hermione! Put some clothes on! You're scaring me!
Hermione: It's not MY fault! SHE made me! (Points at TDL.)
TDL: (Quietly twiddling her thumbs.)
All Guys (Minus Ron): Damn 'Mione! You're a fox!
Hermione: Thank-you! (Poses for guys, who whistle.) Now can I get this over with?
TDL: Sure thing! Hey! Binns! Someone wants to talk with you!
Binns: (Appears) Yes?
Hermione: (Walks up to Binns, whispers into his ear. Straitens up.) So what do you think, Binny Bunny?
Binns: What do I think? (Evil grin creeps onto his face.) Come away with me Hermy, my love!
(Hermione is grabbed by Binns, and pulled to the door and runs into in when Binns glides through it.)
Binns: (Sticks head through door, looking horrified.) I'm so sorry Hermy! I forgot! I love you! (Tries to kiss Hermy, uh, I mean, Hermione.)
Hemione: Get off me, you old goat!
Binns: But I thought you loved me!
Hermione: Well, then it's over!
Binns: NO! The first girlfriend I've had in sixty years, and I blow it! I'll kill myself!
Harry: Uh, Binns, I you're already dead.
Binns: Why, yes! I am! Then I guess I don't have to do anything.
Cho: I'll go with you, Binny Boy!
Everyone Else: (Stares)
Cho: Well, ever since Harry broke my heart-
Harry: I did not!
Cho: I've been looking at older men.
Binns: Yes! Happy day! I get the hott one! I get the hott one! (Grabs Cho, opens door this time, and floats away, dragging Cho with him.)
Dean: Eww! Very, very wrong image appearing in my head! Get out! Out! (Smacks himself.)
Ron: Well, ghosts need love too, I suppose.
Dean: NO!!! I'm seeing it again!
TDL: (Whips wand out and stuns Dean.) Well, at least now we can move on now. Okay, Seamus, Truth or-
Hermione: Hey! Wait a second! It's my turn!
TDL: In a regular game, yes, but in mine, sorry! I AM THE SUPREME RULER! I GET TO DARE AND QUESTION WHO I LIKE! I- (Suddenly stops mid-sentence.) Uh, excuse me for one second. (Runs over to desk and picks up bottle. Dumps half its stuff into her mouth.) Sorry, had to take my Ritalin. Now, where were we? Ah, yes! Seamus! Truth or Dare?
Seamus: (still goggling at Hermione.) Uh, what?
TDL: Man! (Snaps fingers and elephant falls on Seamus' head.
Seamus: Is it raining?
TDL: Well, that didn't work. Hermione, why don't you go change, then?
Hermione: Gladly! (Goes to change.)
Harry: Why didn't you tell her to do that before?
TDL: I like dropping elephants on people's heads.
Everyone else: Oh...
(Hermione comes down, fully clothed.)
Seamus: Hello? It's very dark in here. What happened?
Everyone: An elephant fell on your head when you were checking 'Mione out.
Seamus: Oh, well then- WHAT???!!! Get it off me!
Well, that's it. Please R/R! I need some sugjestions about what to write next! And how to demolish Seamus' little mind as much as possible!
Seamus: Get this frickin' thing OFF me!!!
Well, more than it already has been. I'd be pretty much nuts if an elephant's arse end were sitting on me...
But, anyway, thanks to the people who were so kind as to review! (Wink!) And I hope ya'll like the next chapter!
Hermione came down the stairs about five minutes later, wearing the funky yet very sexy outfit. As she came down, every boy, except Ron, who covered his eyes, fainted.
TDL: For God's sake! Get up! (Makes a bunch of water buckets appear and splash them in the face.)
Ron: Hermione! Put some clothes on! You're scaring me!
Hermione: It's not MY fault! SHE made me! (Points at TDL.)
TDL: (Quietly twiddling her thumbs.)
All Guys (Minus Ron): Damn 'Mione! You're a fox!
Hermione: Thank-you! (Poses for guys, who whistle.) Now can I get this over with?
TDL: Sure thing! Hey! Binns! Someone wants to talk with you!
Binns: (Appears) Yes?
Hermione: (Walks up to Binns, whispers into his ear. Straitens up.) So what do you think, Binny Bunny?
Binns: What do I think? (Evil grin creeps onto his face.) Come away with me Hermy, my love!
(Hermione is grabbed by Binns, and pulled to the door and runs into in when Binns glides through it.)
Binns: (Sticks head through door, looking horrified.) I'm so sorry Hermy! I forgot! I love you! (Tries to kiss Hermy, uh, I mean, Hermione.)
Hemione: Get off me, you old goat!
Binns: But I thought you loved me!
Hermione: Well, then it's over!
Binns: NO! The first girlfriend I've had in sixty years, and I blow it! I'll kill myself!
Harry: Uh, Binns, I you're already dead.
Binns: Why, yes! I am! Then I guess I don't have to do anything.
Cho: I'll go with you, Binny Boy!
Everyone Else: (Stares)
Cho: Well, ever since Harry broke my heart-
Harry: I did not!
Cho: I've been looking at older men.
Binns: Yes! Happy day! I get the hott one! I get the hott one! (Grabs Cho, opens door this time, and floats away, dragging Cho with him.)
Dean: Eww! Very, very wrong image appearing in my head! Get out! Out! (Smacks himself.)
Ron: Well, ghosts need love too, I suppose.
Dean: NO!!! I'm seeing it again!
TDL: (Whips wand out and stuns Dean.) Well, at least now we can move on now. Okay, Seamus, Truth or-
Hermione: Hey! Wait a second! It's my turn!
TDL: In a regular game, yes, but in mine, sorry! I AM THE SUPREME RULER! I GET TO DARE AND QUESTION WHO I LIKE! I- (Suddenly stops mid-sentence.) Uh, excuse me for one second. (Runs over to desk and picks up bottle. Dumps half its stuff into her mouth.) Sorry, had to take my Ritalin. Now, where were we? Ah, yes! Seamus! Truth or Dare?
Seamus: (still goggling at Hermione.) Uh, what?
TDL: Man! (Snaps fingers and elephant falls on Seamus' head.
Seamus: Is it raining?
TDL: Well, that didn't work. Hermione, why don't you go change, then?
Hermione: Gladly! (Goes to change.)
Harry: Why didn't you tell her to do that before?
TDL: I like dropping elephants on people's heads.
Everyone else: Oh...
(Hermione comes down, fully clothed.)
Seamus: Hello? It's very dark in here. What happened?
Everyone: An elephant fell on your head when you were checking 'Mione out.
Seamus: Oh, well then- WHAT???!!! Get it off me!
Well, that's it. Please R/R! I need some sugjestions about what to write next! And how to demolish Seamus' little mind as much as possible!
Seamus: Get this frickin' thing OFF me!!!
Well, more than it already has been. I'd be pretty much nuts if an elephant's arse end were sitting on me...