Okay, before I start, I'm really sorry I took so long to write this, but I have a
good reason! The ancient piece of crap I own (also known as a really old computer ) finally died on me. So, I had to wait to write, which, believe me, was killing me!
Anyway, thank-you to the peoples who reviewed! Love you all lots! ::Bows down and kisses their feet:: Now, in case you don't remember:
I don't own Harry Potter! They have all come from the brilliant, yet twisted mind of J.K. Rowling. (Hey, she did kill off Sirius, so there's gotta be something wrong with her!) The only thing I kinda own is the elephants, and they're on lone from Ringling Brother's Circus. Well, at least I own my kitty! Meow!
Recap: Seamus is still under the elephant, which is on lone, Hermione has her clothes back on, and TDL (me) is giddy with joy for no reason.
Seamus: My head's starting to hurt! PLEASE get it off!
TDL: Any ideas?
Fred: You could try some peanuts.
George: Are you mad?! No explosions?! No extensive property damage?! Where is your Weasley sprit going?! Don't you dare pull a Percy on me!!!
Fred: You are absolutely right dear brother. Where was my head? I am truly sorry, George, it shan't happen again.
George: That's better. Now, why don't you give us a real suggestion?
Fred: Of course! give me a second... ::Gets into a thinking position:: I got it! Dynamite! We just put some under the elephant and-
TDL: Much as I would like to see an elephant fly ::Thinks fondly of the many times she watched Dumbo as a little kid:: I can't have you damaging the animal. It's due back at Ringling Brother's on Thursday.
George: Than what do you propose we do?
TDL: I got it! ::Faces the elephant with her back to everyone else. Pulls on a rubber mask:: Hey! Mr. Pacaderm!
Elephant: ::Turns and looks at her. Screams, or would scream if elephants could, runs away, and leaves a big hole in the dorm door::
Harry: Wow, how'd you do that?
TDL: ::Turns around. She is wearing, (Gasp!) a mask that makes her look exactly like Michael Jackson!::
EE: Oh my God! It's too much! Take it off!
TDL: ::Takes off mask::
EE: ::Sighs:: That was close.
Seamus: ::Stands up, rubbing his head:: Anybody got an aspirin?
Hermione: ::Gives him a pill:: Here you go, it's, er, extra strength.
Seamus: ::Takes pill:: Thanks!
TDL: OK, Ron, Truth or Dare? Let's give Seamus some time to get rid off his headache.
Ron: Uh, Truth.
TDL: Cool! Uh... Who in this room do you think is the hottest?
Ron: Do I have to say?
TDL: Well duh!
Ron: OK, well, uh... DEAN!
EE: ::Stares::
Ron: What?
TDL: Right... Let's just leave that one be...
Seamus: AAAHHH!!! Bathroom! ::Runs to closest toilet::
TDL: What was that all about?
Hermione: ::Starts laughing uncontrollably:: Hahahahaha! The Exlax worked!
TDL: What?!
Hermione: Well, that's what he gets for staring at my boobs!
All Guys: ::Avert gaze at once, except for Ron and Dean. Dean being knocked out and Ron staring at Dean::
Well, that's it! Please r/r! Next chapter: Ron's dream comes true! But I won't post anything more until I get five reviews! ::Evil smile, followed by evil laughter, followed by evil coughing fit:: Love ya'll! Bye!