CHAPTAH TWO!! WHOOPIE DOOH!!! WINNIE DAH POOH!! SNAPPLE Roo? …Oh god what time is it? Anywho, here is a sleep depriven version of the second chapter…enjoy…. (God, I need caffeine!!)

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      Night and day flew by quickly. Johnny (his body) lay on the ground, sprawled out apon ashes and burnt wood. As the sun began to rise outside, so did he. Johnny brushed himself off lightly, then gazed in pure astonishment at his surroundings. "What the bloody Ream?!?" He shrieked. The animal plushies nailed to the walls, the dusty, broken boxes and doors, knives hung and stabbed into the walls, not to mention the smell! Twas a place he was foreign to indeed.

         He scratched his head as his eyes wandered around the room. "Where the fook am I? And where are my gla..." He paused and glanced into a near-by shattered piece of glass on the floor. The dark, spiked hair, the circular face, not to mention the unnatural dark rings around his eyes. A thought came to mind, a distorted thought. "Could I be…no…that can be right…but…" Jhonen thought to himself.  "Good Morning Johnny boy." A cringing, whispery Tim Curry voice spoke from behind him (that's no guarantee, but, I think that's what he sounds like). He turned around suddenly to find himself face to…umm...face (?) with the little burger boy.

       "Reverend Meat?" Jhonen questioned. The burger man's face turned more serious and disturbed. "Reverend? But…you never call me by my real name…" The burger boy stated. "Well, Im not Johnny, or NNY…" Jhonen replied. Meat's face frowned. "Are you heading toward the path of denial now? Tsk, Tsk, I thought this day would come…" Meat said sadly.  Jhonen's/Johnny's (Jhonen is in Johnny's body…you decide ok?) hand slapped his forehead. "No! I'm Johnny, but…grrrr…" He said furious. Suddenly, Meat's face turned into its evil, smiley self again…though for a different purpose. "Your not Johnny after all…I can sense it…" Meat said rubbing his little hands together.

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      The drive for Johnny was very frightful and disturbing. He really wanted to kill this "Ricki" person for all the weird questions he was asking him. Such as "Why is your shirt half fried?" and "What should we do for the new Zim "soid"?". There was that word again! Zim…what was that? A drug? Sounded like a drug…or a new kind of transformer thing…

     "Your awfully quiet Jhonen. You're usually begging to stop by a 24/7 so you can pester the clerk with a plastic rose till they give you a free Freezy." Ricki asked. "Jhonen? What kind of name was that?!?" Johnny thought to himself…wait…FREEZY?!? "I WANNA FREEZY!! FREEZYFREEZYFREEEZYYY!! GIMMIE ONE OR DIE!!" Johnny hopped up and down in his seat. Ricki looked at him normally, like his actions where nothing new. "Ok, I think there's one up here." He said turning the car toward a @Circle K.

    Johnny slid out the window and virtually ran inside. He quickly glanced around till he found the Freezy machine. He gleefully ran up to the machine and glanced at the flavors. "Mt.Dew? Coke? Code Red?" He whispered to himself. Since the Code Red was RED he decided to must have been cherry. He grabbed a large Freezy and walked up to the register, where a gothy clerk with pink hair, and two nose rings stood. "iz dat it?" The clerk snorted. "Umm…yeah…why are you talking to me like that?" Johnny replied giving the clerk a small glare. "Like wha?" The clerk said while shoving the 5-dollar bill into the register.

    "LIKE THAT!! You're talking to me like I'm some nail in your ass!!" Johnny virtually screeched, "You're just one of those ignorant pieces of shit who think their better aren't you?!?". The clerk just snorted and handed Johnny his change.  Furious at the clerks ignorance and lack of sharp weapons, Johnny grabbed a lighter from the counter, lit it, and threw it at the clerk.

    Johnny walked casually out of the @Circle K, slipping on his freezy, as cries of pain could be heard from inside. "Did you get what you wanted?" Ricki asked. "mmm…", Johnny said while listening to the screams, "yeah…yeah I did".

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   And so did I! ::sips on Code Red:: Oh god yeah…..goooood stuff. Anywho, hope you enjoyed that. Chaptah three is coming up soon…very soon indeed.

   Anyone heard of a band named Oingo Boingo?!?