The True Story of Harry James Potter

by hpcultleader

PG13 is probably a stretch. Transexuality, plastic surgery, all that fun stuff in this parody. James and Lily wanted a girl, but instead they got Harry. What really happened? And does silicone really deflect curses?

5. The Other Thing They Could Have Done

Author's Note: An uber-short chapter, I know.

Chapter V:

The Other Thing They Could Have Done, but They Didn't

That Tuesday, Lily and James brought a bouncing baby boy to the hospital and left with one thought in mind: soon, they would have a little girl. This was just the first step. Too bad neither of them thought of just having another baby, because that would have made life so much easier.