Chapter VI:
The Doctor Returns
About a year later, Lord Voldemort, who bared an uncanny resemblance to the doctor, in fact, he was the doctor, showed up at the Potter household, and killed James.
He moved on to torture Lily, all the while shouting things like: "How dare you give a baby breast implants?!?!" or "Why didn't you just have another child?!?!" When he was done torturing her, he killed her, and moved on to Harriet. He didn't want to kill the poor boy, he had only wanted to kill the parents for what they had done to Harriet after he was born, but he looked at him and remembered that the poor child had boobs and a penis. That just wasn't going to work, and the thought made him sick to his stomach.
He raised his wand, and aimed at Harriet's heart. Well, it was a little to the right. As a doctor, he knew that the heart tilted a little to the right, well, if someone was looking at you, your heart would tilt a little to the right, and otherwise, if you were thinking about it, in your mind it would tilt a little to the left. Well, at least he knew what he meant.
Forgetting all about the silicon, he shouted the curse that every wizard fears, "AVADA KEDAVRA!"
The curse bounced off of Harriet's silicon, and hit Voldemort instead. As Voldemort's spirit was ripped from his body, so was all of this his boob jobs disappeared from their respective bodies. Harriet's silicon boobs were no more, Harriet was no longer a chick, and the evil doings of the doctor/Voldemort no longer existed. It seemed as though his mother's love for Harriet had saved him.