Author's note: This is my first attempt so please do not flame me!!! I hope you enjoy my Yu-Gi-Oh umm, show thingy. Okay? Okay. Oh, also I'll be using the English names for you people who have only seen the show.

Yugi, Joey, Tristen, Tea, and a new girl named Amy were visiting a new carnival in town. They were passing through a hall of mirrors

"Look, guys, I'm tall!" exclaimedYugi.

"Yeah, sure, Yug, like you'd ever be tall." said Joey

"You're asking for it."

"Like you could beat me up. Face it, Yug, you're just too short."

"You're really asking for it now.

"Oh come on," said Amy, "Although it's true that Yugi is... vertically challenged, that doesn't mean you should pick on him, Joey."

"Yeah," muttered Tristen.

"I ain't afraid," said Joey, "Nobody beats Joey Wheeler in a fight!"

"Yeah," muttered Tristen.

Suddenly, Yugi tackled Joey with the force of a 200 pound football player and literally wasted Joey, leaving him on the ground in a heap.

"Geez, Yugi, I never knew you had it in you," said Tea.

Turning around with fire in his eyes, Yugi yelled back, "Oh yeah? What's that supposed to mean?!Just because you like the stupid Pharaoh-"

" Hey, hey, I didn't mean anything!" added Tea with a large sweatdrop.

"Yeah," muttered Tristen.

"Hey, guys, can we get moving?" said Amy

"Yeah," muttered Tristen.

The group quickly turn around as they see Seto Kaiba enter with his brother, Mokuba. Kaiba, being as tall as he is, didn't bother looking down and tripped on Joey, making everyone giggle (including the dazed Joey). He got up and brushed himself off with a death glare towards the group.

"I see the monkey finally died." stated Kaiba.

"Yeah," muttered Tristen.

" Hey Tristen," said Tea in an annoyed tone, "is the only word in your vocabulary 'yeah'?"

"Yeah," muttered Tristen.

"Argh..." said Amy with an enormous temple trobbing on the right side of her forehead.

Off Screen

"So who's the new kid?" said Kaiba.

"My name is Amy, as it is written in the script." stated Amy.

"Humph," said Kaiba.

"Well that's weird," said Yugi, " I have an Alice on mine, but no Amy."

"Me neither," exclaimed Tea.

"Ditto...," said Joey, who was now holding an ice pack on his head.

"Yeah," muttered Tristen.

"But... I'm the WRITER!!! How could I make a mistake with my own part?! Who did this?!!"

"Why don't we just continue rolling," said Tea, "I'm sure people are getting bored out there, eh heh."

On Screen

"So what I miss?" said Joey.

Yugi once again tackles him and beats the pulp out of him. Best make it vague...

"Ow.... Mommy....." whined Joey.

Everyone suddenly turns to their left and see a mirror closing like a door. Kaiba lunges for it, but misses it by a fraction of a second. Yugi then hurls Joey into the mirror, revealing the doorway.

"What are we waiting for?" said Amy, " let's go!"

Amy dashed into the darkness. The others simply shruged at each other and followed.

"I can't see!" said Amy after colliding with a wall.

"Obviously," retorted Kaiba.

"Meanie...".

"Does anyone have a flashlight?" asked Yugi.

Kaiba opened his metal briefcase that he seemed to carry around everywhere and took out a glow-in-the-dark duel disk.

"Cool," said Tea, "you got one in pink?"

"OUCH!!!" said someone

"It's my turn!!" said someone else.

"Who is that?" asked Tea.

"No it's not! OUCH!!!"

Well that's the end of the chapter. I hope you found it funny! Reviews please!!! Tune in next time to see who the anonymous peoples are. Will Tristen stop saying yeah? Will Yugi stop beating up Joey? Why am I asking you? Please just say whether I should continue or not.