Daisy and Ysabel walked up to the crowd of wildly applauding readers. "Thank you, thank you, hello there. As you all know, I am the infamous Herald Daisy. My writer sincerely apologizes for forgetting about this story. She also would like to say that she isn't happy with it, and has decided to go back and rewrite. This involves a long and complicated process of actually finding all the saved chapters (this could quite possibly be the longest and hardest of the process, as my writer is horribly unorganized), getting motivated to write (hitting her over the head with a shovel might possibly be a useful motivator)-"
Daisy was cut off as an enraged LIS ran onto the stage and hit HER over the head with said shovel.
A dizzy Daisy (The author compliments herself on alliteration) continued, "Nice reviews saying you absolutely can't WAIT to read the rewrites might be a good motivator also."
"That's better." LIS said.
"Anyway, she also has to actually rewrite the chapters."
The spotlight that had been on Daisy shifted to her Companion, and Ysabel Spoke to everyone in the room, :The author would also like to politely add that she can not get into trouble for writing a chapter that is all author's note because, in fact, there is no author's note in this chapter. And thank you to all reviewers.: