Finding Orlando
A/N: I'm on vacation w/o internet, so this won't be posted for a while... so sry. I'm also sorry to those who think that this story is lamo, but, hey, different strokes for different folks. Sadly, not everybody can love my story cuz it would be way too creepy if we were all the same. But THANKIES everybody who gave me those AWESOME reviews!!!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything. Pixar - I didn't forget you - not even the title for my chappy, sry Finding Nemo.
"That worked out well!" said Tanya. She, Artemis, Carlynda, Daniela, Krystyn, and Emilia were all in the guest room trying to figure out what they should do next.
"Unfortunately, we are not able to conjure up your luggage out of thin air, though," said Artemis, "You had better get packing."
"Yesh, of course, but what about us?" asked Emilia.
"Ya, were gunna be, like, super bored around here!" said Krystyn.
"No we aren't! Didn't you see that one room with all of that amusing stuff in it? THEY HAD GIBLUMBUS BUBBLE THINGIES!!!!" said Carlynda.
"Alright, I guess we'll be good right here, Tannie!" said Krystyn.
"I'm not tan!" said Tanya, "Well, actually, I guess I am - but still."
"But that's ur nickname, and ur gunna have to get used to it!!!" said Krystyn.
"Fine then, Krykry." said Tanya.
"I'm not crying!" said Krystyn.
"But that's ur nickname, and ur gunna have to get used to it!!!" mocked Tanya.
"CAT FIGHT!" yelled Carlynda.
"Meow!" said Krystyn and Tanya. They then exchanged glances and decided to move on.
"Anybody want to help pack?" asked Tanya.
"Sure!" said Daniela.
"Of course we'll help! That's a rhetorical question," said Emilia.
"Big word. No comprendo," said Carlynda.
"Never mind then, just help," said Emilia.
"Let's think ahead here, Tanya. You're going to Hollywood! You've seriously got to expand your wardrobe - I mean, you're gunna hang with the stars! And MEET ORLANDO BLOOM! You've got to dress to impress!" said Daniela.
"So what are you suggesting?" asked Tanya.
"E-BAY!" yelled Carlynda.
"No, takes too long. And besides, we've got the money: let's buy the real thing!" said Tanya.
"I guess we just might have to run by New York before your flight leaves. Pity" said Krystyn.
"Splurge all you want girls! We're going SHOPPING!" said Tanya.
"Wait a sec! When did I approve of this?" asked Artemis who was just sitting in the background, quietly.
"Oh yeah, can we pleez go to New York City to buy me a dress-to- impress wardrobe?" asked Tanya with puppy eyes.
"Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn-yes," said Artemis.
"Yay!" all of the girls said as they did a victory dance. Artemis just rolled his eyes.
"Oh my gosh! That was so much fun!" said Krystyn as they unpiled from Artemis's private jet. They had emptied Artemis's supply of pure sugar - it was supposed to be for tea, but they found better uses for it aka chugging sugar packets contests and dumping it out of the little holes in the windows, watching it fall down to earth. So now everybody was really hyper and ready to shop.
"I think I'll just stay here," said Artemis.
"That's fine with me!" said Tanya.
Everybody got Tanya's sizes and $1000 to spend on designer clothes for Tanya. They then split up and shopped around the streets of New York City.
Carlynda and Daniela went straight to the Louis Vuitton store. But then they decided that it was a bit too expensive to buy the actual thing, so they headed over to the knock-off vendors. They found Tanya a classic brown/tan 'Louis Vuitton' duffel bag, carry-on purse, hat, and matching wallet so she could look classy getting off of the plane. They also decided to get the matching shoes as well. They also found a cute, plain but classy tan skirt, brown shirt, simple brown slide shoes and tan studs at a cute outlet mall.
They headed over to the Coach store and got Tanya a cute summer pink and white leather purse and a matching wallet and a matching keychain. They went around looking for a matching white skirt, pink shirt, pink flip-flops and white hoops for the purse at random fashion clothing stores.
"I've starving!" said Daniela.
"Me too. Where were we s'posed to meet up with the gang for dinner?" asked Carlynda.
"She gave us this card thingie. Here's what it says:
The Four Seasons ($80-$100)
99 E. 52nd St. (btw. Park Ave. & Lexington Ave.),754-9494
M-F 12pm-9:30pm, Sa 5pm-11:30pm
Fine American cuisine is served here at the Four Seasons.
Reservations are highly recommended, up to 3 weeks in advance
for weekends," read Daniela.
"Cool! 'Cept there's uno problemo," said Carlynda.
"What?" asked Daniela, "Artemis already got us reservations for today."
"We can't wear jean skirts and logo tees to this place! It's fancy- shamancy!" said Carlynda.
"No problem! We just call everybody on our cell phones and tell them to use the leftover money for evening wear. And we might as well pick up Tanya an extra fancy thing or two," said Daniela.
"And pearl and diamond jewelry!" said Carlynda as they headed over to a formal wear store while calling everybody on their cells.
Krystyn and Emilia spend the day shopping in the funky stores of NY. They found some really funky, fashionable purses and every purse had a matching outfit, of course. Their favorite purchase was a white skirt with an orange juice colored logo tee outfit, hot pink high-heeled flip-flops that clashed nicely, and some huge hot pink circle earrings. But that was only one out of the 20 outfits that they had chosen for Tanya.
"My cell is ringing" said Krystyn.
"Mine is, too!" said Emilia.
"Freaky!" said Krystyn. But they answered their phones and it turned out to be Carlynda and Daniela. After they chatted about what great stuff they'd bought and were informed about the dinner situation, they hung up.
"Is it really that close to dinner time?" asked Emilia.
"Ya, I guess we just didn't really think about it. Hey, let's go buy Tanya some of those chandelier earrings while we get our fancy stuff," said Krystyn.
"Sure!" said Emilia as they headed towards a fancy clothing department.
Tanya was picking up some necessities that she would need for her month in CA. (A/N: Let's just say that she had to stop at Victoria Secret.) She also purchased a couple cute swimsuits - the beach is only about an hour away from Hollywood - and some athletic clothes - just in case she decided to go for a run or something.
Tanya decided that she might as well pick up a couple fun socks because she read in a magazine that Orlando was obsessed with socks. (A/N: He even has a couple pairs of glow-in-the-dark socks!) She also stopped by gap and picked up a couple things because she heard that Gap was Orlando's favorite store.
She was sitting at Starbucks, sipping a vanilla bean coffee frappachino, (she had seriously shopped until she dropped) when her cell phone rang.
"Ola?" said Tanya.
"Ola, Tanya! It's Carlynda," said Carlynda.
"'Sup, Carly?" asked Tanya.
"Well, Daniela and I just figured out that we have to be at this fancy place for dinner pretty soon and we hafta dress up," said Carlynda.
"OMG, I completely forgot about dinner. Ok, well, I'll go find something to wear, K?" said Tanya.
"K, see ya soon! Bye," said Carlynda.
"Alright, bye!" said Tanya.
As soon as she hung up, she jumped up and ran to the nearest fancy clothing store.
Artemis was waiting at the table as the girl arrived. He was smiling smugly, of course, but at least he was smiling. Artemis had half-expected them to show up in their jeans, but, once again, they had surprised him. Naturally, they looked stunning in their brand-new designer dresses, shoes, and jewelry. They even had had enough time to get a quick hair-do at a walk- in hair salon.
"Ola, Artemis," said Tanya. She was wearing a strapless dress that matched her eye color, a deep shade of blue. It had a sparkly thin layer over the floor-length skirt part that made it look like there were mini stars dancing around on her dress. She had a matching blue sparkle dress scarf. Her hair was the color of sand with sun beams running through it, and it was half up in a fancy mess bun and the other half down in wavy curls. She also had a dangly diamond necklace, diamond chandelier earrings, and sparkly diamond high-heeled flip-flops. Her look was an imitation of the night sky - sparkly and deep shaded blue!
"Hello, everybody. Please be seated and find something on the menu," said Artemis, unenthusiastically. He had on a boring black and white tux with a plain dark red tie. And boring black business shoes.
"I like food. Food is a good thing. Let's see that menu," said Carlynda. She was wearing a dark red dress that had a small train. The top of the dress was the Cache-Coeur sleeveless look and the skirt part was flowy. She was wearing pearl jewelry and pearly white slides, and her Barbie blonde choppy-layered hair was worn down. It was a simple but classy look.
"You call that food!" said Krystyn who was pointing to the caviar that Artemis had ordered. She was wearing a floor-length, spaghetti strap, pastel/spring green dress that had a low back, scooped front, and slit side but these were covered with a green screen fabric netting material and surrounded by shiny sequins, giving it an almost mermaid effect. She had a matching sequined dress scarf, a fun green sequin/beaded necklace, green beaded earrings, and sequined platform flip-flops. Her look was more funky and sequined.
"You're eating black beads out of a fancy bowl. That's just gross," said Emilia. Her dress was pink. Very pink. It was the pink rainbow: dark hot pink on the bottom fading to a baby pink on the top. It was sparkly, too. The top was also the Cache-Coeur sleeveless style, but it was knee- length and shaggy at the bottom, cut at a diagonal. She wore dark hot pink semi-heel flip-flops - she didn't like to wear too much of a heel because she was the tallest of all of her friends, 5 feet and 9 inches. She wore sparkly big hoops and a sparkly version of Tiffany & Co's Heart on a Chain necklace. Her blonde hair was in butterfly rolls and it was bouncy curly in the back. It, obviously, was a very pink look.
"This happens to be called caviar, and I find it quite appetizing," explained Artemis.
"Well, I happen to be called normal, and I find myself ordering a quite different appetizer, thank you very much," said Daniela. She was wearing a yellow/gold dress that looked like the one that Belle from Beauty and the Beast wore. It was really sparkly and golden. The skirt was very poofy and the top had poofs on the shoulders and a tight fitting square of golden sparkly fabric that ran into the waist where the dress poofed out. She had gold stud earrings and gold high heels. Her hair was the exact color and up-do like Belle's - brown hair in a fancy bun thingie.
Dinner was very uneventful. Especially since there were absolutely no lemons on the menu or in the restaurant at all. They all ordered their food and sat there eating, trying to sound professional, talking about how interesting the stock market was. Half of them didn't even know what a stock market was, but they eventually got the concept that it was a boring system of ups and downs and poor and richness. Sigh. Carlynda almost fell asleep in her plate until Krystyn poked her, causing Carlynda to jump up and let out a high-pitched, "BA!" They food was pretty good, though, especially since Artemis was taking care of the bill!
"Well, that was fun," said Tanya on their way back to Ireland.
"Ish," said Carlynda.
"Ya, I don't think I like talking like a grown-up. It's no fun," said Emilia.
"I agree," said Krystyn. "But it is fun when I get to poke my sister and watch her yell 'BA!' and get the whole restaurant to watch her turn beet red."
"Oh, shut-up!" said Carlynda.
"Hey, Tanya, I thought that you were supposed to leave today at six o'clock!" said Daniela.
"Oh, yeah!" said Tanya, "I forgot to tell you guys that I'm not going."
"WHAT?!?!?!?!?!" they all yelled.
"Just playin'! Artemis got confused and the plane leaves 6:00 a.m. tomorrow. Ya know, hangover and all," said Tanya.
"Oh my gosh, you almost killed us there, Tannie!" said Krystyn.
"Well, you fell for it Krykry," said Tanya.
As soon as they got home, Artemis went straight to his library. (A/N: Probably to read dating for dummies! Their bet starts tomorrow.) The girls all helped Tanya pack in her new Louis Vuitton suitcases. Then, they all went straight to sleep. I guess they really shopped until they dropped. Or maybe it was the sleeping pills that Artemis had put into their water. I guess he didn't want to hear girl screaming all night about how sexy Johnny Depp looks as Captain Jack Sparrow or how constipated Elijah Wood looks all the time.
"Bye, Tannie! We'll miss you!" said Krystyn early the next morning.
"Ya, and don't steal ALL of the hot guyz. I get dibs on Adam Brody!" said Carlynda.
"We luv ya like fat kidz luv cake!" said Emilia.
"HAVE FUN!" yelled Daniela.
"Alright, gals, see you later! Tell me all about how much fun you had without me! And don't forget to eat loads of lemons!" said Tanya.
Tanya hopped into the limo where the chauffeur was waiting. "LYL! TTYL! BYE!" yelled Tanya as she rode off to the airport.
A/N: Well, I'm sorry that I spent so long describing outfits, but I felt like I needed to update Tanya's wardrobe and add a little bit of creativity to the story. I'm also sorry if u like Elijah Wood, it's just that Tanya can't stand him. So sorry. cough I had nothing to do with it. cough Plus, I think New York is cool! I PROMISE PROMISE PROMISE that Orlando will be in the next chappy. Pleez review!!!!!!! Pretty pleez, with lemonz on top?