More Finding Orlando...
A/N: I'm SO sorry that I haven't updated in a LONGola time. Skool started and I had butloads of homework. Ba! This should be a nice long chappy. (or at least as long as it gets in my stories)
Disclaimer: I don't own anything. Ba!
Tanya got to the airport all in one piece. There's not much you can do wrong when there's a professionally trained driver-dude with you. She enjoyed the limo ride very much, especially because the driver-dude wuz trying to be all serious but couldn't keep a straight face when Tanya hopped around the limo like a hyper child pushing all the buttons. again. & again. & again... Then, she found the mocha machine and made herself a nice caffeine filled drink. Not a smart move. She got hold of the radio controls and blasted the Hit Music Channel and started doing the funky chicken, the lawn mower, and the shopping cart in the middle of the limo to the "tune" of Irish rap.
The driver-dude, named Bob, also functioned as an airport-baggage-terminal-dude. So Tanya got to her gate alright, after stopping at all of the shoe-shiner chair thingies and running in zigzags down the moving floor thingies while humming James Bond and the Pink Panther with Bob, her new MIB member, trying to look normal while chasing after her. So it is rather obvious that by the time she boarded the plane people were giving her strange looks. Tanya just smiled innocently at them in return.
Tanya got a widow seat in first class. Yay! She spent her plane ride reading the Life Story on Orlando Bloom magazine, watching the movies the chair TV thing, and picking at the airplane food. (Even in first class it isn't edible.) She also ordered about 35 shirley temples with extra extra cherries, so she really had to go to the bathroom. There was a old obese Chinese couple sitting next to her, and since it was like 3:00 a.m. American time, they were sleeping.
"Oh, shat!" muttered Tanya. "How in the world am I supposed to get over these beached whales?" They didn't understand English because Tanya had already tried to talk to them before and all she got wuz, "Hoi sheow she cow?" She tried whispering to make them wake up and then tried poking them, but they were sleeping like logs. So Tanya decided to do the long jump. Luckily, the seat belt sign was off, so she squatted on her seat, pumped her arms, and pushed off. She accidentally landed on the fat lady's lap, so she quickly scampered off and dashed off to the bathroom. The lady was still asleep when Tanya got back.
When the plane finally landed, Tanya jumped out of her seat and ran off the plane. She didn't like being cooped up for too long. She ran to the nearest gift shop and bought a big hunk of milk chocolate. Then, she realized that she didn't know what she was doing or where she was supposed to go. Ba! Where did they say the baggage claim wuz? Tanya followed the signs that said baggage claim for half an hour and ended up in the car rental place where she found a guy holding a piece of paper with her name on it.
"Ola! Are an angel sent to help me, or am I hallucinating?" Tanya asked.
"I'm here to pick up Tanya Kaida. She's about your age, about your height, had you hair color, and eye color," replied the man.
"Cool. Another MIB to my rescue! Alright, where's the baggage claim?" asked Tanya.
"Follow me," he said. So Tanya followed the MIB-dude and got all of her luggage. She found the instructions that Artemis had given her in her backpack.
"Alright," said Tanya, "It says here that I'm supposed to meet with another guy named Bob and go to the Hollywood Hotel."
"I'm Bob, and I'm going to take you to the Hollywood Hotel," said Bob.
"Well, what are you waiting for, let's go!" said Tanya.
"Of course, follow me," said Bob. They went to the car rental place, and Bob asked for this limo 2000 that Artemis had put on hold.
"I'm sorry, but we don't have that limo in stock anymore," said the car rental guy. Bob was not very happy with this, and was about to rant about how it had been put on hold in advance and should have been ready and all, but Tanya decided to put in her two cents.
"Mr. Car Rental Dude, I'm sure you have some other limo in that garage. I mean, honestly, your company isn't that stupid!" said Tanya, "Frankly, I don't care what type it is, just so long as its got wheels and a steerer."
"Well, little miss, we do have a limo 2001 that you could rent, and I'll give it to you for the same price as the limo 2000. How does that sound?" said the car rental guy.
"Sure, but what's the catch?" asked Tanya. (A/N: There's always a catch.)
"Well... it's hot pink," said the car rental guy.
"Awesome! We'll take it!" said Tanya before Bob could protest. So they found their limo easily, (How could you miss a hot pink limo?) and set off for the Hollywood Hotel. As soon as they got to the hotel, Bob made sure Tanya's room was a penthouse suite and they set off. Tanya had no idea what a penthouse suite was, but soon found out when they had a whole entire floor dedicated to her room!
"Wow! This is beautimus! Holy cows! This is amazing!" was all Tanya could say for a few hours before she got down to business and called her friends back at Fowl Manor.
"Ola! This is Tanya."
"Ola, Tanya!" said Carlynda and Krystyn. "We've been waiting to hear from you!" said Daniela. "How was the flight?" asked Emilia. Tanya told them all about the flight, from the fat peeps sitting next to her to the awesome hot pink limo.
"Lucky you!" said Krystyn. "Ya, we've been sitting here in the guest house for the whole day cuz there's a new rule that says we can't go anywhere without Artemis," said Carlynda. "Ya, and it really stinx cuz nobody wants to go anywhere with him," said Daniela. "So we've been watching Pirates of the Caribbean over and over and over and over again. We're thinking about putting on a show for Mr. Nobody pretty soon cuz we've memorized the WHOLE ENTIRE movie," said Emilia.
"O I c, fun," said Tanya.
"Well, have you seen Orli yet?" asked Carlynda.
"Nope, I gotta go find him. I haven't started looking yet," said Tanya.
"Well, you'd better get cracking, sistah, cuz you don't have all the time in the world!" said Emilia.
"Ok, well then, I'll talk to y'all later!" said Tanya.
"Kk, bye!" they all replied, and with that Tanya got out a map of Hollywood and started pinpointing all of the major tourist sites and other weird places where previous stars have been seen. Then, she called Bob and got him to take her around Hollywood.
Tanya walked up and down, high and low, but no sign of Orlando. She decided that maybe today he felt like staying inside, after all, everybody knew about his big break-up with Kate and Orlando was in Hollywood to take a big break from the world. So Tanya supposed that maybe he couldn't make any public appearances anytime soon, and she decided to got check-out the nearest beach.
Bob drove her to The Beach, which was the very creative name of the nearest beach in Hollywood. She told him to pick her up before dinner, at about 7:00, giving her about 5 hours to hang out. Tanya found that The Beach wasn't very crowded at all, in fact, there was only the beach crew who ran the boogie board/surf board rental shop and this old couple walking along the beach. So, Tanya laid out her stuff and decided to look around. She casually strolled up to the rental shop and look around for any amiable faces who might be able to teach her how to surf. With one swift glance, she quickly walked back to her towel and pretended to be tanning while she thought it over. She saw a guy in his mid-forties with tattoos covering his whole entire shirtless hairy body. Ew! And there was an okay-looking guy about 5 years older than her with about 2 tattoos and he would have been an okay choice if he wasn't smoking. Double ew! So Tanya decided that she would rather teach herself how to surf, cuz she did have her own surf board and she had watched Blue Crush before, so why not?
She grabbed her board and ran out into the ocean, trying to look like she knew what she was doing.
"Holy shat! This water is FREEZING!!!!!!!" Tanya said to herself. She had always thought that oceans were supposed to be warm! Maybe that's just Florida. "Oh, well," she thought, "It's too late to turn back now! And if you catch hypothermia, you're all on your own. What a pleasant thought." So Tanya first tried getting on top of her board, which seemed like a pretty easy task, but the board was slippery and hard to balance so it took her about 10 tries to get on top of it. Then she tried to stand up, which was really hard to do because there was no wave to ride yet. It took her about 100 times before she could stand up on it and even then, she could only stay up for about 3 seconds.
Tanya practiced this until she decided to actually try a wave. Now Tanya had absolutely no idea how to do this. So she tried lying on top of her board and paddling like they did in the movies. She was trying to stand up when she saw somebody on the beach. It was a guy who looked like he was her age. He had brown curly hair and was carrying a surf board. He looked kinda like somebody she had seen before... he looked like... ORLANDO BLOOM! While Tanya was realizing this, she had forgotten about balancing and the wave crashed down on her. The last thing she saw was water caving in on her, and she felt her board colliding with her head.
A/N: Sorry if it's too cliché for y'all, but they hafta meet somehow! Thanx for reading. I will update really soon. REVIEW!